"Are you acting like this... in retaliation for Akihisa inciting the FFF group against you earlier...?"
Yuji's expression stiffened for a fleeting moment before he immediately resumed his harmless, sunny smile: "Hahaha, what nonsense are you talking about, Hideyoshi?"
After saying that, Yuuji put his head next to Akihisa, whose face was bruised and swollen and who could only make "woo woo" sounds, and struck a model pose of the two brothers' deep friendship.
"We're the best of friends!"
"How could I, Yuuji, be the kind of person who would hold a grudge over something as trivial as what happened last time... no, I mean, just now?"
"You agree, right, Akihisa?" Yuuji said, a smile spreading across his face, as he pressed down hard again.
"Ughh ...
"You see, he thinks so too."
Hideyoshi sighed, rubbing his forehead: "..."
Before saying something like that next time.
Why don't you get off him first, and take the ball out of his mouth and untie the ropes binding him before you talk, Yuuji?
“I lost…” Seeing the two of them so affectionate, Himeji Mizuki collapsed, covering her face with her hands, her voice trembling with tears: “I’ve had this feeling for a while, but…”
Minami Shimada resignedly knelt on the ground: "I never expected to lose so unwillingly."
Yuuji, still enjoying the thrill of revenge, was completely unaware of the seriousness of the problem.
The ruthless and taciturn Kirishima Shoko has already unleashed her Noble Phantasm, intending to give the "cheating" person an electric shock treatment.
Chapter 1346 It's Ignited! Iori: Bearing the name of Hokage, I feel I cannot lose!
After suffering four consecutive defeats, the next to appear is Kitahara Iori, known as the "Land God"!
At this moment, Yamamoto and the others, who had just witnessed Iori's treacherous methods, all cast scrutinizing glances at their close friend who was about to die.
"I didn't expect you to be so ruthless!"
Why work so hard?
Faced with everyone's doubts, Iori did not immediately refute them, but instead lowered her head heavily, as if she were carrying a burden that ordinary people could not imagine.
"There are very complex reasons behind this."
At a recent women's gathering, Nanaka learned that Iori was dating Chisa. Fortunately, she managed to explain herself, barely saving her life.
【but--】
"I hope Chisa won't get hit on at the Qingnv Girls' School Festival...?"
Recalling Nanaka's demonic taunts (or threats) that morning, Iori abruptly raised her head, her eyes burning with an almost tragic fighting spirit.
With hands clenched into fists, he let out a cry from the depths of his soul: "This concerns my life! There can be no mistakes!!"
"I'm so moved... Everyone else fights for lust, but Iori is different. He fights to survive!"
"Tap tap, tap tap! You can't survive without fighting. All I see is a desperate man struggling to survive."
Seeing Iori, who was known as the "Land God," fighting as if she were burning her last breath, everyone couldn't help but wipe away non-existent tears.
It was so tragic, so incredibly tragic.
You could almost feel Iori's will to survive, even through the screen...
Others fight for noble love or base lust, but he is different.
He just wanted to live, what could he have done wrong?!
"It's all or nothing"—it means that if he doesn't succeed, he'll become a "dead man." The pressure is insane!
Gintama World
"Baka rai—!!"
Kondo Isao slammed his fist on the table and stood up in disbelief, his eyes widening in shock, his voice trembling with excitement: "It's...it's actually a life-or-death Tataka (battle)?"
"What an astonishing level of awareness... Is this... is this the fighting spirit of a true man?!"
Kondo clenched his fist tightly, his eyes flashing with a fiery light, as if he had discovered the truth of the universe.
Won.
Without a doubt, this guy has won.
Given that everyone is essentially the same (perverted), this battle, from the very beginning, wasn't about fancy tricks, but rather...
consciousness--!!
Whether it's a blonde gangster boss with a donut-shaped hairstyle, a warrior who fights even after the lights are out, or a righteous chef who loves to wield dual swords.
Those who are enlightened will always win!
This is the infallible rule of the king.
"That means..." Kondo-san changed the subject, his huge body swaying slightly, a suspicious blush rising on his face.
"I'm risking my life to pursue Miss A-Tai... I can't lose, can I? I absolutely can't lose, can I?"
Okita Sougo, standing to the side, remained expressionless, but perfectly cooperated by raising his hand and giving a thumbs-up, affirming in a monotone tone, "Ahhh~ Sougoichi~ will win, Kondo-sama!!"
"Wait...wait..." Fourteen almost dropped the cigarette he was holding, his face full of black lines: "It's just for a ticket to the university festival."
"How incredibly exciting are you trying to describe it?!"
This isn't some final battle arc—"Iori's Final Chapter: Eternal Grand Blue"!
Also, even if you risk a hundred lives, or even Lan Yu's life (a reference to Rider Build), it won't work. A stalker chasing the big sister has absolutely no chance...
"That's outrageous, Tohoku!" Kondo slammed his fist on the table in agitation. "How could you say that! You have to believe in the power of conviction."
"Don't forget, I'm your boss, the director of the Shinsengumi!"
Fourteen stared at him with dead fish eyes, exhaled a smoke ring, and delivered a precise finishing blow: "You can talk about that when you've successfully transitioned from being a national treasure-level stalker."
Kondo froze instantly, as if he had suffered a severe internal injury: "I don't believe it! I'm going to find Miss Amiya right now to prove it to you!"
"My love, which I'd stake my life on, can absolutely melt the iceberg in Miss A-Miao's heart!"
Upon hearing this, Fourteen shook his head helplessly: "Forget it, you'll regret it, Chief..."
"Enough! I am now the director of the Shinsengumi!"
boom--
Watching Kondo-san slam the door and leave, Fourteen blinked blankly. This overwhelming sense of déjà vu seemed so familiar.
Iori walked heavily to Chisa. Unlike the others, he didn't put on an exaggerated performance; he simply stood silently for a moment, seemingly gathering some tragic resolve.
Then, he suddenly leaned slightly forward, bringing his lips close to Chisa's ear, and whispered in a low, serious voice, "Choose me, it's for your own good."
"Chisa, you wouldn't want your family to have a dead body...and a murderer at the same time, would you?!"
Chisa was completely speechless at this nonsensical, horror-movie-like statement, her brows furrowing slightly: "What do you mean by that?"
Then, Chisa's pupils contracted sharply, as if she had suddenly connected some terrifying clues. Her expression changed drastically, and her voice trembled with disbelief.
"Could it be... that you'd kill me for this ticket...?"
"No! You've completely misunderstood!" Iori immediately interrupted her, simultaneously crossing her arms abruptly in front of her, striking that classic pose: "The murderer is Nanaka-nee."
"Hahaha, no wonder you're a genius at summarizing! In just a few words, you've recounted an attempted murder case!"
"I suggest that next time Iori just say 'V me 50' and listen to my revenge plan; that might be more effective..."
After listening to Iori's earnest yet completely incomprehensible "simple summary," everyone watching was instantly filled with awe. She was a master of language!
Three sentences!
In just three sentences! (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)
He actually managed to seamlessly switch between campus romance comedy, crime thriller, prime-time family drama, and more!
This is no longer just a simple ability to summarize...
Rather, it is a complete deconstruction and reconstruction of human language and logic, if one were to describe the realm of this terrestrial immortal.
In short, it boils down to one sentence: far from humanity, close to God—he's a genius! [Discussing Liu Yiqi's father's four self-proclaimed "divine" characters] *a, a god-like figure!
[Dead people, murderers, Nanaka-neechan is the culprit... Chisa didn't understand a single word of Iori's series of meaningless riddles and threats, but she was deeply shocked.]
So, relying on instinct, she eliminated it without hesitation.
[And then, after a barrage of attacks from abstract, Fauvist, and Impressionist artists, the final contestant finally appeared—Kenta Fujiwara!]
"This guy... not only has absolutely no connection with Kotegawa, but he also has no distinguishing features; he's not worth mentioning at all."
Kohei didn't care about this at all; this guy posed virtually no threat, he was just there to make an appearance.
However, unexpectedly, it was completely different from all the previous sweet talk, monetary temptations, life guarantees, and even terrorist threats.
Fujiwara didn't use any fancy tricks. He simply walked up to Chisa, his face filled with almost unadorned sincerity, and spoke very directly.
"If you take me with you, I won't do anything. Just let me in, and then I'll leave you and absolutely won't bother you."
【What?!】
In an instant, the group of scumbags who had been so confident and thought they had victory in the bag were all thrown into a frenzy. This guy actually had this trick up his sleeve.
That's right, what Chisa wanted was never for "they" to do anything, but for them to do nothing at all.
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