Thus, a "Holy Grail War" that transcended ordinary play and truly involved life and dignity began in this classroom!

[Without allies, without rules, each Master fights for the sole "Wish Machine" (ticket), beginning a cruel and ugly battle of mutual slaughter!]

"Die—!!!"

Chisa sighed helplessly, then silently took out a vial of eye drops from her small bag and skillfully applied a few drops...

"Stop!" Chisa's large, deep blue eyes were already brimming with tears as she cried out in a voice tinged with a sob and grievance.

"Aren't we all best friends? Shouldn't the most important thing between friends be equality?"

"I believe... none of you are the kind of people who would truly fight to the death with your friends for a little bit of profit."

Seeing Chisa's heartbroken and disappointed expression, everyone stopped what they were doing, realizing how foolish their actions had been.

Yes, true friendship is about equality. In that case…

"Then from this moment on, we are no longer friends—!!"

Before the words were even finished, the men pulled out extremely powerful weapons such as spiked clubs and bricks, their killing intent ten times stronger than before.

[His cold gaze locked onto his former friend beside him; now, he could finally act without restraint!]

"Hahaha, this is hilarious... What kind of top-tier understanding is this... Not a single one of them is even human!..."

"Pfft... Hahaha... What a short-lived yet touchingly superficial friendship! The dragon and the phoenix gathered together, revealing their true colors as scumbags—!!"

Seeing the group pull out their treasures, the people watching outside the video couldn't suppress their laughter, and finally broke down completely, collapsing onto the floor in laughter.

Especially after seeing Chisa's desperate attempt to awaken their true goodness and beauty, he almost laughed himself to death.

This trick might work on humans, but the problem is... they're all humanoid beings!

They're all logical geniuses with peculiar thought processes!

The phrase "friends are all equal" took on a completely different meaning when it reached their ears...

If we can't fight as friends, then we'll have to fight to the death as enemies.

Chapter 1348 Aoyama Gakuen IV: Another Neel (Part 2) - Private 8 Girls' Academy Festival! Iori in drag...

Amagi Brilliant World

"What a touching friendship, Dragon..." Macaron, the mascot, was amazed as he watched the group prepare to unleash their Noble Phantasms and kill them.

"Friends should be equal."

"So, if everyone takes up arms, then everyone will be equal!"

These guys have achieved a terrifyingly astonishing level of tacit understanding when it comes to their bizarre thought processes and off-target comprehension...

"Well, well, there's really no way to deal with these young people these days~" Tiramisu shrugged and commented with an air of old-fashioned wisdom.

"They start fighting amongst themselves at the slightest provocation, they have no principles or convictions whatsoever!"

Before she could finish speaking, Isuzu Sento's delicate face instantly darkened, her eyes turning icy: "You're the last person here who has the right to say that, you opportunist..."

At this moment, even the amusement park manager, Ke'er Jiangxi, who is known for her calmness, rationality, and high intelligence, finally broke down completely.

"Sigh..." He looked away from the screen, his face full of exhaustion, and let out a long sigh filled with a sense of spiritual weariness.

Although he had heard that college life would be more "free" than high school, this...

Isn't this a bit too much freedom?

A spiked club, a handkerchief used for sedation, a brick with jagged edges, a stun gun flashing an ominous blue light, and even a military shovel!!

What kind of random and prohibited items did these seniors carry with them during their university years?

Were those senior actors really going to school, or were they just going to work as extras on some post-apocalyptic wasteland film set?

He could barely explain the other reasons with weak excuses such as hobbies and the need for club activities.

But Iori-senpai's spiked club with those menacing iron nails, which looked like it could send someone on their deathbed, was just too much!!

Ke'er Jiangxi racked her brains but still couldn't figure out how this thing got through the campus security check.

Are the security guards at the school gate all Ultraman from the Land of Light, thinking this is a "harmless toy for humans"?

Or perhaps...

Ke'er Jiangxi's gaze involuntarily drifted to the skirt of Sento Isuzu, who was silent but had an exceptionally strong aura beside her.

If she can pull an automatic rifle out of her skirt like Doraemon pulls a gadget from his four-dimensional pocket, then Iori-senpai must be pulling out a wolf fang...

click-

A crisp, familiar metallic clanging sound suddenly rang out, and a cold, hard touch unexpectedly pressed against Ke'er Jiangxi's left and right temples at the same time.

"Where were you looking just now?" Sento Isuzu had turned around at some point, her tone calm but containing an extremely dangerous aura.

"..." Ke'er Jiangxi, who had witnessed the entire process of pulling a gun from under a skirt once again, fell completely silent.

I'm so sorry, Iori-senpai!

I still can't understand!

Just as the group was wrestling like wild beasts, fists and Noble Phantasms flying, Mitarai's phone suddenly received a crucial text message.

[Seriously, since you've said so, I'll give it to you. This is a one-time offer!]

[PS: If you dare betray me again, I'll break your jawbone.]

[And so, because one ticket allows four people to come, plus Chisa's ticket, it was just enough to bring them all together.]

Thus, this "Holy Grail War," waged on dignity, friendship, and lives, ended in a bizarre way: no one was injured, and everyone except Chisa was happy.

All participants have earned the right to enter that dreamlike land—the Green Maiden Festival.

"If you betray me again, I'll break your jawbone? Judging from Nana's grip strength—she can crush a wall with one hand—this doesn't sound like a joke..."

"Good heavens, Iori just fought a battle where he risked his dignity and his life, almost becoming the world's charity gambling king, and it ended so hastily?"

Seeing this happy ending, the people watching the video felt not joy at all, but rather a sense of bewilderment.

What was the point of fighting just now?!

It felt like watching a big-budget special effects blockbuster, with a two-hour-long build-up for the final battle, only for the boss to answer a phone call and go home in the end.

Isn't this a bit too hasty...?

Soon after, the highly anticipated Aonome University School Festival was held as scheduled on a sunny day. Iori even did her homework before setting off...

[I received numerous pickup tips shared by "dating gurus" online, so I was quite well-prepared.]

1. It's best to choose understated clothing that blends in with the surrounding environment to avoid looking too conspicuous.

2. Be observant and attentive to your words and actions, and be careful not to make the other person uncomfortable!

3. Try to appear as natural as possible; sincerity is your greatest weapon!

"Clothing that's too flashy, or looks like you're there to pick up girls, will make people feel uncomfortable. In other words, you need to wear clothes that allow you to blend into your surroundings!"

"but……"】

Inside the Blue Maiden Festival Corpse Beast Cafe, Iori, dressed in blue women's clothing and wearing a long wig, forced a stiff, business-like smile.

[And within him, a silent roar, powerful enough to tear his soul apart, was erupting—this kind of clothing should absolutely not be worn!!]

"Hahaha, this is hilarious... The guides I found online are really reliable. Forget about the maid outfit for now, just tell me if you've blended in with the environment!"

"So, the final step in your pickup plan is to get girls to approach you? After all, this outfit only attracts men and lesbians, buddy!!"

Seeing Iori dressed as a maid without looking out of place, the people outside the video suppressed their laughter and gave a trembling thumbs up. Who can outdo you in this?!

At least of these three approaches, the first one was successful; judging from her clothing, she truly blended perfectly into the surrounding environment.

Lonely Rock World

"This is…"

Suddenly, Pochi-chan's eyes, which were crouching and crawling in the shadows inside the cardboard box, shone with an unprecedented light as she stared intently at the "pickup artist's guide" that Iori was studying on the screen.

As if they had glimpsed the Bible leading to a new world, their eyes widened in disbelief: "The secret to making friends—!!"

Thank you so much, Yiqian! You're such a kind person! (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Although we have never met, you have selflessly shown me the way!

The three underlying principles of this flirting guide are: how to start a conversation, how to lower the other person's guard, and how to present yourself.

It can definitely be used for something even greater—making friends!

"If I could learn the methods in this... wouldn't I, Goto Ichiri, be... hehe... hehehehe..."

Outside the cardboard box, Yamada Ryo, who was grazing, stopped what he was doing, listened intently for a while to the eerie, silly laughter that was barely contained inside the box, and then...

In her flat, dismissive voice, she asked, "Boqi-chan, are you acting crazy again?"

Or is it that Iori-senpai in women's clothing is so funny that I can't stop laughing for ages?

"Let me see..." The lively Kita Ikuyo carefully moved the top of the cardboard box and peeked inside.

Boqi-chan had a happy, silly smile on her face, and it seemed as if little flowers were floating all around her.

"Everything seems normal so far, just like usual."

Completely unaware that the cardboard box had been opened, Pochi-chan was completely immersed in the beautiful fantasy she had created...

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