Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

The students cheered enthusiastically, "Poch-chan, please be my friend!"

The crowd's adoring exclamations: "Ahhh, it's the legendary social god, Lord Goto!"

Numerous media outlets rushed to report, microphones shoved to their mouths: "Please teach us, Mr. Pochi! How can we become as well-known as you, with friends all over the world!"

"Hey...it's really not a big deal...hahaha...hehehe..." Amidst the praise from everyone, Boqi-chan in real life let out an even more outrageous laugh.

Her features seemed to soften under the high temperature, like a lump of pink strawberry ice cream slowly melting, almost dripping down her face.

"It was normal just now..." Kita Ikuyo's voice suddenly turned panicked as she looked at the scene. "But now, is this normal or not?"

"It's alright." Yamada Ryo nodded calmly, showing no surprise whatsoever. "It'll be fine in a bit... probably."

So it turns out that even when not under social anxiety stress, Boqi-chan can melt due to over-excitement. How interesting!

Next time, I'll just put a small refrigerator next to it.

In theory, this should effectively prevent melting, and given Pochi's personality, she'd probably be quite happy to stay inside...

Yamada Ryo, whose thought process had also gone astray, came up with a really despicable idea, but considering that Pochi-chan was still her sugar daddy, she unusually didn't say it out loud.

"What do you mean 'it'll be fine in a little while'? This isn't the time for such sarcastic remarks! Come and help me out."

Hongxia helplessly rubbed her forehead, displaying amazing skill as she quickly stepped forward and began to "reassemble" the pochi sauce that had "melted" into a puddle.

[Rewind a few hours. Ai Lai and her friends from her department opened a "Masked Corpse Beast" café, a name that sends chills down your spine.]

Kohei also suggested that Chisaya dress like this to effectively prevent being approached by strangers, since she had already been approached at least three times since she started queuing.

"Really... I'm begging you!" Iori, recalling Nanaka's threats after her transformation, placed a heavy hand on Chisa's shoulder.

Completely bewildered, Chisa looked utterly speechless: "Why are you taking this so seriously?"

"Don't make me say the reason..." Iori suddenly put on a cool, otome-esque face, then turned her head away shyly.

"That's because, of course, I want to see your filthy face!"

"I want to see your filthy face. Is that really you? There's no way Chisa would agree to something like that."

"Big brother, I'm begging you! Can you please not say such incongruous things with such a handsome face...?"

Seeing Iori's sudden surge in good looks, everyone couldn't help but twitch their lips in exasperation. It was all because this guy had been so abstract; they almost forgot that he was also a handsome guy with a pretty face!

Putting aside his bizarre thought process, this guy probably doesn't even need a strategy guide to start a conversation, right?

Just talk less, or even shut up!

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Although Chisa almost instinctively wanted to refuse, how could Kitahara Iori easily give up on this matter that concerned her life?

He immediately launched into a relentless pursuit, coming up with all sorts of outrageous reasons, until he had a flash of inspiration and unleashed his final trump card—

"Maybe I can even persuade my friends to come diving with me..."

Chisana's initially resolute attitude finally softened slightly. She awkwardly turned her head away, and finally said hesitantly, "...Then I...I'll think about it."

[But while she agreed, Chisa had a condition: since she was destined to embarrass herself, she had to drag someone down with her... After all, didn't Iori have experience in cross-dressing?]

The Student Council's View of the World

"hiss--"

Shiina Mafuyu suddenly stood up excitedly from her seat, her usual soft and lazy tone completely changed, as if she were possessed by the spirit of dueling, and she waved her hand.

"It's a magic card! Senior Iori activated the magic card 'Temptation of a Diving Friend'!"

Mafuyu's eyes gleamed with an all-knowing light as she clearly announced the card's effect in a tone mimicking a commentator from a famous card game:

"Once per turn, this can only be activated by targeting one Chisa-senpai on the field! It can put Chisa-senpai into Defense Position (change attitude)."

"The scales of victory have tipped. This dark duel, 'Zero 93,' is a victory for Senior Iori."

What?!

Sugisaki Ken clutched his chest, staggered, and knelt on one knee as if he had truly suffered a great injury: "W-Wow, they actually had such a powerful magic card hidden away? Damn it!"

But the next second, he stood up abruptly like an unkillable cockroach, a wicked smile slowly curving his lips: "Mahoyo-chan (Mafuyu), Sorewadokana."

Mafuyu took a small step back in disbelief, her face filled with shock: "No, this is impossible."

Sugisaki-senpai's health was practically nonexistent! How could this be—

"You guys..." Sitting to the side, Hongye Zhixian looked at the two of them performing with such dedication and covered her face with a headache.

"Mafuyu is one thing, but Key, why are you so invested in the performance?"

"Oh, you mean this, Chizuru-nee." Sugisaki Ken instantly dropped his exaggerated acting and grinned as he took the imaginary duel disk from his hand.

"Besides the fact that my grand harem dream needs to be accelerated, there's another reason..."

As he spoke, Sugisaki Ken carefully turned the screen of Mafuyu's laptop on the desk toward the student council members.

"This is—" Looking at the content displayed on the computer screen, the student council president, Sakurano Kurimu, blushed completely.

After glancing at it, Hongye Zhixian covered her face in utter speechlessness: "So that's the reason..."

On the screen, below Sugisaki Ken x Nakame Kuro, a pairing that consistently ranks highly on a certain fan fiction website.

Surprisingly, a large number of brand-new fan works have sprung up like mushrooms after rain—Kitahara Iori x Imamura Kohei, and its popularity is even showing signs of becoming the top seller.

“That’s right! As you can see!” Sugisaki Ken smiled brightly and gave a thumbs up, as if he had ushered in the dawn of his life.

"Thanks to the heroic sacrifice (physical) of Iori-senpai and Kohei-senpai, they successfully drew away and diverted most of Mafuyu-chan's firepower!"

Thank you so much, both of you seniors...

In a sense, you guys saved my fragile, innocent heart from being overwhelmed by the sea of ​​BL!

[Crossdressing—?! !!!]

Thinking of Nanaka's "gentle" words of advice, and also wanting to see tomorrow's sun, Iori reluctantly agreed through tears and gritted teeth.

[However, how could such a "good thing" be complete without the help of good brothers? Iori pulled over Kohei, who was secretly gloating, and said, "Zombie Beast, this guy can fake his voice~"]

【Excellent, adopted!】

[Normally, Kohei would definitely not have agreed, but he quickly succumbed to the temptation of meeting the voice actor with Airi...]

Almost in the blink of an eye, Kohei was already dressed in a complete and exquisitely crafted maid outfit: "You're ready to start work, young lady."

Thus, the story begins with the scene at the beginning where Iori and Kohei, wearing wigs and maid outfits, are greeting customers at the Corpse Beast Cafe.

"Sigh, I've said it before, there's only one type of crossdressing: zero times or countless times. Why don't you guys listen?"

"That transformation speed...you must have practiced! You definitely have! How many times have you dressed up like that in private to be so skilled?"

Watching the scene on the screen where Iori kindly recommended the product and Kohei quickly became convinced of its popularity, the onlookers had entered a state of near-numb calm.

A strange sense of calm even arose within me.

It's just a case of the cricket betraying its teammates; isn't that part of the PaB community's corporate culture passed down through generations? It's nothing unusual, you get used to it, you get used to it...

Qingyin girl world

"I've been wanting to complain about this for a while now. What a terrible name this coffee shop has..."

Inside the after-school tea party activity room, Ms. Sawako lazily propped her cheek up with one hand, while holding a delicate little pastry in the other, muttering to herself.

"The Corpse-Mask Cafe... would anyone really want to patronize such an abstract name?"

Rather, wouldn't customers who would dare to visit a store with such a name, aside from extremely curious adventurers, really scare away ordinary customers?

after all--

This name doesn't sound like a coffee shop; it sounds more like a place where you'd be knocked unconscious and turned into a specimen if you went in!

"Huh? Why would you say that, Sawa?" Captain Ritsu scratched his head, looking completely bewildered.

"I think this name is pretty unique! 'Mortal Beast' sounds super cool!"

Daiwei immediately raised her hand, her mouth still stuffed with cake, and nodded vigorously in agreement: "Yeah, I also think the name is fine. It sounds like it makes you want to go inside and take a look."

"I'm telling you guys..." Ms. Sawako looked at these innocent girls and sighed helplessly, rubbing her forehead, "Names are very important!"

"Like our club—the after-school tea party—have we recruited any new members so far?"

At least the Corpse Beast Cafe has a main cafe, but as an after-school tea party for the Light Music Club, this is really meaningless!

It sounds like a club that only knows how to eat snacks and drink afternoon tea (which it really is)...

Anyone who didn't know us would definitely think we were some strange club under the Department of Home Economics, specializing in how to make delicious afternoon tea, right?

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These words struck like a bolt from the blue, instantly impacting all members of the Light Music Club, including Yui.

Could it be... that this is the real reason why their club has been unable to recruit new members all this time?

"Sigh, all I wanted to do was make Chisa ugly..." After finishing her recollection, Iori, wearing a wig and a maid outfit, sighed as she bustled around the café.

Kohei, a professional fake smile on his face, expertly greeted the passing customers: "You'd better shut up and get to work, little Iori-chan..."

Strangely, after working for most of the day and being practically exhausted, they still didn't see Chisa, who was supposed to be a maid as well, come out to help.

Iori couldn't help but mutter a complaint under her breath: "But Chisa is so slow..."

[As soon as she finished speaking, the dressing room door suddenly opened, and Chisa, dressed in a well-tailored, elegant yet cute maid outfit, walked out somewhat awkwardly.]