Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Don't... stare at me like that..."

However, all her beautiful fantasies shattered the moment she looked up!

Her face was covered in heavy makeup, as if she were possessed by the spirit of the zombie beast Mana, along with two extremely conspicuous round patches of blush and bright red lipstick...

[Papapapa——]

Seeing the other person's expression, Iori and Kohei couldn't help but clap their hands: "Perfect! This superb technique has completely erased the beauty of the material!"

Azure Sea World

Buzz buzz buzz——!!

The violent roar of the chainsaw engine suddenly exploded inside Grand Blue, instantly drawing everyone's attention.

"..." Qian Sha lowered her head, making it impossible to see her expression, but the bulging veins on her forehead and the dense black resentment that resembled the abyss of hell said it all.

She was carrying a chainsaw that she had somehow found, and she walked heavily toward Iori and Kohei, who were frozen in place.

Every step felt like stepping on their wildly beating hearts...

Gollum—

Iori and Kohei, who were fighting amongst themselves not long ago, now showed amazing tacit understanding, swallowing a mouthful of saliva in unison, their faces filled with terror.

"Wait, wait a minute, Chisa! Calm down! It's not what you think, we've explained!"

"Yes, yes, yes! We can explain it! There's a reason for it!"

However, feeling the chilling killing intent around them that almost froze them, and the chainsaw emitting a deathly roar, their last psychological defenses completely collapsed.

Their legs buckled, and they knelt on the ground in the most standard dogeza posture, prostrating themselves completely.

click-

Just then, accompanied by the crisp sound of a camera shutter, Azusa-senpai took a rare photo of Chisa in unflattering makeup, a mischievous grin spreading across her face: "Hmm, 5.5...this look."

"It's like God meticulously sculpted the body, but then suddenly received a harassing phone call while creating the face—it completely ruined it."

Senior Zi's precise finishing blow was like lighting the final fuse, and the roar of the chainsaw instantly became even more violent and intense.

Meanwhile, Iori and Kohei, who were kneeling on the ground, suddenly raised their heads, their faces instantly contorting into an astonishingly exaggerated expression reminiscent of the world-famous painting "The Scream"...

"Senior Azusa!!!"

Seeing Chisa, who was less than three meters away and whose eyes were empty with only killing intent, Iori gritted his teeth and felt that he could not just sit and wait for death!

Driven by a strong will to survive, he pointed without hesitation at Kohei next to him!

As if by telepathy, at the same instant, Kohei pointed his trembling finger precisely at Iori!

"It's all that bastard's fault!!!"

It's all Kohei's fault for being such an idiot, saying that wearing ugly makeup could prevent him from being hit on.

It's all Kitahara's fault for saying he wanted to see Kotegawa become ugly.

"Is this all your last words?" However, their mutual accusations only earned them a colder response from Chisa.

He then raised the signal axe (chainsaw) high and delivered his final verdict: "Well then, goodbye, my cowardice."

And the lives of you two bastards!!

Chapter 1350 A Deceptive Filming Technique! The Silent Pervert: Even more deceptive than me?

"Ugh!!!" Just as Iori and Kohei were praising Airi's superb makeup skills, their bodies suddenly stiffened, and they turned their heads in unison in horror.

"Oh no, it's the aura of a Corpse-Making Beast—!!"

As the two turned around stiffly, their ominous premonition was confirmed with uncanny accuracy: behind them, an army of "corpse-disguised beasts" had silently appeared without their noticing.

[The leader was none other than Qingzi and her group, who had manipulated them during the last social gathering, leaving them with deep psychological scars.]

Iori and Kohei's faces immediately turned ugly as the painful memories of being made fools of last time flooded back.

"Eh—?! These two people... could they be Iori-kun and Kohei-kun??"

Kiyoko and the others stared wide-eyed, carefully examining the faces beneath the two maid outfits and wigs, before bursting into earth-shattering laughter.

"Pfft, hahaha... It really is you guys... Hahaha... You're amazing... This look..."

"I wonder if it's because my aesthetic sense has been repeatedly crushed and reshaped by Toei and Tsuburaya Productions? I've actually started to think that this army of corpse beasts... isn't so bad after all."

"No, no, no, buddy upstairs, wake up! Your sense of aesthetics is probably fine! The problem is—you're really hungry!"

Looking at the three mythical gods of the Zhuang 28 Corpse Beast on the screen, everyone's eyes turned somewhat sympathetic. Oh no, history really does repeat itself.

Run, Iori, while they're still laughing!

You guys probably can't beat this three-man squad...

Last time, the social gathering was treated like monkeys being observed in a zoo, but this time, barring any unforeseen circumstances—

Your maid outfits and the incredibly embarrassing videos and photos will probably top the charts on all the forums and group chats at Qingnv University!

Gintama World

"Huh???" Inside the Yorozuya, a bespectacled man pushed up his glasses, his face darkening, unable to contain his urge to make a crazy rant.

"What the hell is this corpse beast aura?!"

"How can you sense the appearance of the Corpse-Mask Beast so naturally from such a subtle thing?!"

Could a creature like a corpse-makeup beast possibly emit some special scent or energy fluctuation?

Or have you two evolved a strange sense of smell like Gintoki, able to detect sugar in blood?

This isn't some shonen Jump action manga!

This is a university, you idiot! Be realistic!

"Hmph, you just don't understand, Shinpachi. This must be that...that..."

Gintoki held up a finger and slowly spoke in a serious tone as if discussing world truths: "It's like the energy inside the Seven O'Clock Orb or something."

This explanation only drove Shinpachi even crazier. He covered his head with his hands and roared at the sky, "Why would an O-type bead suddenly appear in a lighthearted university campus comedy?!"

It's obvious that it's impossible.

Can't you at least respect basic genres and historical contexts, you naturally curly-haired idiot!

Gintoki sat casually on the sofa with his legs crossed, lazily picking his nose: "Don't say something is impossible if you haven't tried it, you idiot!"

"Isn't judging the strength and type of an opponent's aura by sensing it a basic operation and common sense?"

Or like how I can smell the strawberry parfait on sale from three blocks away, that's a kind of romance that belongs to men!

common sense?

I've never heard of such outrageous common sense.

No, I've heard of it, but that's at the O-Pearl Studio next door, damn it!

"Hahaha, your training and understanding are still insufficient, Shinpachi-kun!" Katsura laughed heartily, putting on an air of complete understanding.

"What Gintoki means is that Kohei-kun is a Super Saiyan, so it's normal for him to be able to sense the aura of the Corpse Beast."

"After all, his hair is blonde, blonde..."

Shinpachi's face was covered in black lines, and his mouth twitched like he was doing a robotic dance: "You two idiots, is the only standard for distinguishing Super Saiyans the color of their hair?"

This simplistic and crude classification method deserves an apology from all the bald Saiyans in the universe!

Mr. Napa will cry!

Even a certain Umibozu still in the universe would cry.

After struggling to suppress a near-eruptuous burst of laughter, Kanako wore a seemingly sincere apology, expressing regret for the matchmaking incident.

"Oh dear, I'm so sorry about that time..."

[Click——]

[Kanako was apologizing when she casually raised her arm, as if scratching her head in embarrassment, but cleverly concealed her phone behind her back.]

The camera focused on Iori and Kohei, both dressed in maid outfits and seemingly in a state of social paralysis, and unceremoniously captured another photo that could be considered an epic moment in their embarrassing history.

"Hey, this guy just secretly took a picture!"

"Really?! Please, please delete it!"

Perhaps seeing their pitiful state, Kanako and Kiyoko exchanged a glance and told them the inside story of their last matchmaking event.

"Back then, Ai Lai begged us: 'Make sure the social event fails!'"

In an instant, as if struck by lightning, the two single-celled organisms completely forgot about the embarrassing photos being taken.

The two of them simultaneously turned their heads sharply, staring at Ailai with ferocious expressions, their eyes burning with the flames of betrayal: "KI Sama, what exactly happened?"

[That comment, which haunted them like a nightmare and was even etched into their DNA—"It's as funny as a zoo!"]

So you were the culprit all along!

"How to complete the entire process of apologizing and causing secondary harm in just one sentence"—apologize while taking photos.

"Hahaha, Ai Lai's group of girlfriends is quite something too. To divert the attention of those two idiots, they betrayed her..."

Seeing the two idiots whose focus was shifted in the blink of an eye, everyone couldn't bear to look and covered their faces. No wonder they were treated like monkeys in a zoo during the social event.