Although the lingering trauma of the last mixer still haunts me, seeing the beautiful waitress (Iori in drag) feels like a complete cure: "Thank goodness this lady is beautiful."
"No, no, no, believe me! You'll all regret this. Those corpse-masking beasts are the real beauties; this one in front of you is just a humanoid creature in human skin!!"
"About the fact that my best friends not only didn't recognize me when I was dressed as a woman but also wanted to hit on me, bro, you smell so good..."
Seeing the scumbag group already attracted by Iori in women's clothing, the expressions of the people outside the video were very subtle. There is nothing more terrifying in the world than this.
While flowers need green leaves to set them off, everyone still suggested that the scumbag group should go see an ophthalmologist...
Uh, while you're at it, get your brain checked too!
It would be best to hire a psychologist as well, in case you need them later.
After all, once they know the truth and recall the lines they used to flirt with her, they might all jump into the sea!
Perhaps because Iori's female attire was too perfect, her true identity was not revealed.
Iori, meanwhile, couldn't help but fall into deep thought, glancing furtively at Yamamoto and the others every now and then: "How strange, the agreed meeting time was supposed to be 3 o'clock..."
Why are these guys here at this time?!
Just then, the conversation of the scumbag gang drifted clearly into his ears...
"Speaking of which, Mitarai, you're truly a brilliant strategist! This proposal is absolutely fantastic!" Yamamoto laughed heartily, patting Mitarai on the back.
"That Kitahara guy definitely didn't expect that the four of us would go ahead first. He'll never find a girlfriend with that freak around!"
"Exactly, exactly, they're not even wearing clothes."
Every word from the scumbag gang was like a heavy hammer blow, slamming into Iori's reason.
Iori's face instantly darkened completely, her knuckles gripping the tray turned white from the force, and her eyes instantly filled with terrifying bloodshot veins!
"Heh...heh..." A low, terrifying laugh escaped from deep within Iori's throat: "I was originally planning to keep my identity hidden and just give you a cursory response."
The fear that Iori's identity had been exposed vanished instantly, replaced by an extremely dangerous, demonic grin.
"In that case, let me show you what hell is like, you bastards—!!"
"Scumbags: We've orchestrated a perfect betrayal! Iori: Coincidentally, I also have a complete set of revenge methods."
"If it were the normal Iori, I wouldn't be able to guarantee anything, but the Land War God in his enraged state, I can only say—you guys are ruthless!"
Watching the scumbags still gloating on the screen, everyone watching the video felt sorry for them. They thought, "Just eat whatever you want later, or you might not have another chance."
When it comes to sabotaging teammates, Iori is never ambiguous, especially since he has a special attack buff against his best friends. You'll definitely be played to death by him...
Chapter 1353 Iori's Hellish Revenge Plan Against His "Best Friend" Begins!!
Azure Sea World
Inside GrandBlue, the scene is completely different from the terrifying image on the screen, which appears to be haunted by evil spirits and shrouded in black mist...
Instead of exploding, Iori's shoulders trembled slightly before he burst into an unusually hearty laugh, which could even be described as a bright and sunny laugh.
"Hahaha, Mitarai! You...you're truly a sinful man~ Ah!"
He laughed while shaking his head helplessly, giving the impression that he really couldn't do anything about this guy.
It's as if the terrifying declaration "Go to hell" in the video never existed.
"Kita... Kitahara...?" Kohei, startled by this sudden and unusual reaction, took a step back, his pupils trembling uncontrollably: "Are you awake?"
Chisa's eyes were also filled with disbelief and astonishment. She frowned slightly and said bluntly, "Iori, you feel very unfamiliar to me right now."
Iori turned her head innocently to look at her companions who were staring at her like she was a monster, her eyes filled with pure kindness: "Is there a problem?"
"No... I just have some doubts." Chisa shook her head, her expression becoming increasingly strange.
"Given the deep friendship between you, I thought you would immediately retaliate by any means necessary."
"Hahaha, what are you talking about!" Iori waved her hand dismissively, her smile still dazzlingly bright: "I wouldn't stoop to retaliating over something so trivial."
"Because...we're best friends!"
Iori's smile gradually softened and became sacred, as if a holy light emanated from his slightly handsome face.
Kohei was immediately moved to tears by this sudden display of "noble sentiment," and forcefully wiped away non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes: "Kitahara! My opinion of you has completely changed! I thought you would..."
Before he finished speaking, Iori's holy smile remained, but there was no light in his deep eyes, only endless darkness surging within.
With the calmest tone, he dropped a bombshell, a declaration of unprecedented devastation: "So, I've decided to tell everyone about those guys who just confessed to me while I was dressed as a woman..."
"Write it as a short essay and post it under your real name on the largest campus forum at Qingnv University!"
The holy smile on Iori's face instantly twisted, gradually turning into a demonic grin: "Let us love each other together in eternal hell, my dearest friend!"
First, get rid of me from going to strike up a conversation?
Maybe in the next life!
Kohei swallowed hard, his face filled with terror. Kitahara was more devilish than a devil!
…………
Meanwhile, in a coffee shop—
The scumbag gang led by Yamamoto and Nojima was also shrouded in a cloud of grief and indignation.
"Yes, sir!" Nojima Gen's teeth clenched so hard they rattled, and he clenched his fists in fury, as if he had suffered a great humiliation.
"That despicable Babar alien, Kitahara Iori! He actually dressed up as a woman to deceive our pure feelings?!"
"Brothers! What are you still hesitating for!" Nojima suddenly looked at the others, his eyes burning with anger: "The situation is urgent, kill that traitor Iori!"
"Calm down, Nojima." Yamamoto crossed his arms under his chin, adopting the posture of a composed strategist: "Those beastly seniors won't be easy to break through..."
Recalling the terrifying, monstrous faces of his seniors in the shop, Nojima spat out a mouthful of saliva in fear, and put down the shovel with a face full of resentment: "Then... are we just going to let it go like this?"
Everyone fell silent instantly. Was there even a question?
Absolutely not!
There's nothing we can do about him right now, so we can only tolerate him and avoid his sharp edge.
The next step is to wait for the right opportunity and then raise an army!
These scumbags felt absolutely no shame about the cause of the incident; they only had one unwavering thought in their minds…
It's not our fault! It's all that wretched Babar alien Iori's fault!
If he hadn't dressed as a woman, how would they have discovered their plan?
After silently condemning her close friends to the ultimate punishment of "going to hell," Iori, dressed as a woman, officially begins her revenge plan...
He took a deep breath, instantly switching to his "perfect smile" in business mode, picked up the menu, and walked briskly to the table where the scumbags were.
"Would you like to order something today, esteemed guests?"
Mitarai: "Give me an iced coffee."
[Nojima: "Me too, iced coffee."]
“Understood.” Iori, dressed in women’s clothing, maintained her flawless, sweet smile and turned to Yamamoto: “And what about this virgin customer? What would you like to order?”
"Huh...no...no! Wait!" Yamamoto, feeling slighted by the preferential treatment, couldn't hold back any longer, his expression turning somewhat frantic: "Isn't your question a little weird?"
"It was my rudeness." Faced with Yamamoto's strong reaction, Iori immediately put on an extremely sincere expression and gave a swift and proper bow.
"Then let me ask one more time, what would this guest, who has been a virgin his whole life, like to order?"
Hearing this from the "beautiful older sister" in front of him, Yamamoto suffered an unprecedented blow, and tears of humiliation welled up in his eyes.
(P.S.: Fun fact, the cross-dressing Iori in the manga is really a stunning beauty. I'll see if I can post a picture.)
"Hahaha, just accept your fate, you virgin! You think you can run away after offending a terrestrial deity? Your nightmare is only just beginning..."
"Iori, stop!! Outside are... uh, right in front of you are your best friends!"
Seeing Yamamoto on the screen, his eyes glistening with humiliation and tears, as if his very beliefs had been shattered, the onlookers couldn't help but gasp.
The terrifying destructive power of the "cross-dressing Iori" form has been fully recognized.
When it comes to being inhuman, he truly never acts like one! Look at how he persecuted Yamamoto!
This isn't just a matter of being hurt; it's like wielding a forty-meter-long sword, each strike precisely aimed at the most vulnerable part of someone's heart!
Tears of humiliation welled up in Yamamoto's eyes. Could his close friends, Nojima and Mitarai, simply stand by and watch him be humiliated by this "beautiful" waitress?
The answer is obvious—they not only can, but they'd love to...
Nojima, without any hesitation, added insult to injury: "Sit down. You're a virgin, that's a fact, there's nothing we can do about it!"
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Mitarai impatiently urged, "Just hurry up and place the order, time is precious." (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
"..." Faced with the warm support of his close friends, Yamamoto's last line of defense completely collapsed, and he said weakly, "Then iced coffee it is."
“Understood.” Iori’s smile widened, and like a victor, she smoothly wrote in her notebook: “Three Cherry Cokes.”
(The Japanese words Coke and Cock sound very similar, and roughly mean "childlike innocence" or "young and innocent".)
The moment the words left his mouth, Nojima and Mitarai, who had just maintained their composure, both looked distraught and pointed at Yamamoto without hesitation: "He's the only one who wants it!!"
Just then, Iori, dressed as a woman, sincerely apologized to the group: "I'm so sorry, it was just a little joke."
"If you'd like, I'd like to suggest you try the coffee-flavored cocktail, how about that?"
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