Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

“CherryCoke…”

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Seeing the innocent, sweet, and business-like smile on Iori's face while she was dressed as a woman, the people watching outside the screen instantly had black lines on their foreheads and their eyelids twitched.

Brother... Sister... what kind of awful, inappropriate things are you saying with that "cute" face?!

And was it because Yamamoto laughed the loudest just now? Are you deliberately targeting him to torment him?

The world of spring things

"Sigh, it seems that Iori-senpai's first stop on the tour to hell has arrived."

A subtle, knowing look flickered across Hachiman's lifeless eyes: "I hope you seniors carry lighters with you, otherwise..."

"On the first day of the school festival at Qingnv University, several seniors will spend it peacefully in a sleep like babies."

Coffee-flavored cocktails—?!

And it was personally "prepared" by Iori-senpai? This buff is almost fully stacked...

As is well known, most of the liquids that Iori-senpai handled, apart from beer, were flammable.

Moreover, what is even more perplexing and frightening is that the drinks that Senior Iori hands out are always in an extremely dangerous Schrödinger's cat state until they are confirmed with a lighter.

You simply cannot determine from appearance, smell, or even taste whether what you've drunk is an alcoholic beverage or a disguised liquid incendiary bomb.

"Hachiman, your analysis has a fatal flaw..."

Just then, Yukino slowly withdrew her gaze, and spoke softly in her calm, yet always incisive, voice: "Your warning only focused on that cocktail."

......"

"but!"

"Why do you think that the iced coffee those seniors ordered couldn't be set on fire?"

Hachiman fell silent for a moment: "..."

Careless.

So focused on being wary of the cocktail that Iori-senpai had specifically recommended—which sounded very dangerous—that they forgot the most important thing.

One of the most basic common sense facts in this world: any liquid present in it is flammable by default!

Iced coffee?

Maybe it's just fuel that hasn't been ignited yet... Mountain...

Chapter 1354 Cocktails Colored with "Ink"! The Dark Cuisine World Praises Them as Experts!

After placing the order for her "closest friends" with a sweet smile, Iori immediately wiped the smile off her face and hurriedly ran into the backstage storage room.

"Strange...where did I put it...?"

[Iori muttered to himself, like an adventurer searching for treasure, and began frantically rummaging through a jumble of clutter, making bottles and jars clang and clatter.]

Hearing the commotion, Ai Lai couldn't help but push open the storage room door, looking at Iori with a speechless expression: "What are you looking for?"

Iori clicked her tongue, her face full of regret: "I can't find the Water of Life!"

Without that 96% ABV essence, wouldn't the special cocktail be ineffective? How can you create a truly "sincere" special drink like that?

The last thread of reason in Ai Lai's mind snapped, and she grumbled in frustration, "Don't talk like these things are readily available everywhere!!"

Detective Conan World

"What?!" Upon seeing this, Ai Haibara's usually cool and aloof face revealed an undisguised shock, and she subconsciously exclaimed in a low voice.

"Isn't this something that's always readily available, like coffee in vending machines?"

Consider their previous behavior of always having "587" (a type of bottled water) readily available, whether at the beach, at school, or even in front of a convenience store...

Ai Haibara has even tacitly accepted that the Water of Life is a "basic standard" in all restaurants in Japan.

There was even a time when it was speculated that this was the best-selling alcoholic beverage, a top-selling item!

"Hey, hey, hey, wake up, Haibara, please!" Conan's eyes instantly turned into speechless crescent-shaped eyes, and three black lines seemed to slide down his forehead.

"Your common sense conclusions based on those beastly predecessors from PaB are way too flawed!"

How could such dangerous alcoholic beverages, with an alcohol content so high that they could accidentally send someone to their death, possibly be commonplace and readily available?

Normal stores wouldn't stock this kind of thing, okay?

"Oh, really? Great Detective..."

Upon hearing this, Ai Haibara calmly crossed her arms, a meaningful smile playing on her lips: "I'll ask you a very simple question—cyanide, is it dangerous?"

"Of course it's dangerous! That's highly poisonous..."

Conan answered instinctively, but before he could finish speaking, he seemed to realize something, his expression suddenly froze, and he swallowed the rest of his words.

Haibara didn't give him a chance to catch his breath, calmly continuing to press, "Is it common?"

“How…how could it be normal…” Conan tried to refute, but countless strange (seven) cases flashed uncontrollably through his mind.

Chocolate, coffee, red wine, even a tiny capsule... cyanide appears in all its forms and on all its occasions, like a revolving lantern.

Conan was completely speechless, and could only hang his head in indignation, unable to find any reason to refute.

It has to be said that this thing appeared with an absurdly high frequency during his detective career, almost like a daily condiment!

It's clearly a highly toxic controlled substance, yet it gives the impression that you can buy it at any convenience store...

"Hmph..." Seeing Conan's discomfitured expression, Haibara snorted lightly, having achieved a partial victory.

"Based on our own experience, it's quite surprising that this store doesn't keep the water of life on hand."

"..." Conan couldn't help but stroke his chin, swayed by this bizarre logic, and fell into deep thought: "Now that you mention it... it does seem... a bit illogical... ah."

Seeing the two geniuses gradually going astray, Professor Agasa stared in disbelief, his mouth agape, speechless for a long time...

Let's not even talk about them; it seems like both of you have lost your common sense!

Emiya Family's Meal World

Watching Iori, dressed in a maid outfit yet completely absorbed in rummaging through drawers on the screen, Rin Tohsaka felt her magic circuits throbbing with pain.

"Stop flipping through it, I'm begging you..." Rin Tohsaka said through gritted teeth, rubbing her forehead.

"Face reality, this isn't PaB's armory, this is a coffee shop! It's a coffee shop—!!"

Even if you dismantle the storage room, all you'll end up with is syrup, milk, and coffee beans, you bastard!

With his brain already shut down, Shirou Emiya was still trying to understand the logic, muttering, "In...in the storeroom of the Corpse Beast Cafe...searching for the Water of Life?"

What kind of absurd logic is this?!

The shop's name is a bit abstract, its style is a bit bizarre, and the staff's attire is a bit strange...

But at its core, it's still a place that sells coffee and snacks!

What kind of decent coffee shop would keep 96% industrial-grade ethanol fuel in its storage room, the kind that ignites instantly and could make you see the River of Three Crossings after just one sip?

"so far so good……"

Compared to the two who were practically about to split apart, Cú Chulainn seemed much calmer. He crossed his arms and wiped away non-existent cold sweat with a sense of relief.

"Fortunately, reason tells me that I should abandon reason now."

If you can understand the way of thinking of a "humanoid" like Iori, then it only proves that you are already very far removed from humanity.

After all, Iori's common sense... is really hard to judge!

In his eyes, perhaps 96-degree water of life is just like sugar and flour, a basic ingredient that is always available in the kitchen?

After discovering that there was no water of life here, Iori had no choice but to follow Ailai's advice and reluctantly took a bottle of sweet wine...

He shook the bottle of low-alcohol liquor in his hand with disdain; it looked to him like fruit juice. He complained, "With such a low alcohol content, how can this possibly kill those guys?!"

"What exactly are you trying to do to the guests?!" Ai Lai complained irritably. "If you cause a commotion, security will kick you out."

Since Ai Lai had already put it that way, Iori reluctantly took the sweet wine and left—he had other ways to get rid of those disloyal friends!!

A moment later, Iori, dressed in women's clothing and sporting a sweet, professional smile, returned to the scumbag group's table with a tray, taking light, quick steps: "Sorry to keep you waiting."

Completely captivated by the "maid's" appearance, Nojima, Yamamoto, and the others had no suspicion whatsoever, and even picked up the cup with a hint of anticipation, bringing it to their lips.

"It looks just like coffee!"

"What kind of cocktail is this? Is the coffee-flavored one the same as that sweet liqueur?"

“Yes, I use sweet liqueur as a base.” Iori’s smile grew even brighter and more captivating as he explained in a relaxed tone, as if he were introducing a fine dish.

"And cleverly utilized the ink from 'Ink' to achieve the final color grading." (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

【puff--!!】

The group of people who were about to taste it suddenly spat out the liquid in their mouths, and all of them looked utterly bewildered.

"Why did they have to let such strange things in?"

"Isn't this the natural color of sweet liqueur?!"

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore... This is hilarious... Using ink to mix colors is just divine... Even if someone from the culinary world came, they'd probably have to praise you as an expert..."

"Only today did I understand why people use the phrase 'full of ink' to praise someone; it's actually the literal meaning!"