[Mitarai took the phone and stared at it intently. In an instant, all color drained from his face, and he couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood!]

The screen prominently displayed his LINE chat interface with his (ex-)girlfriend, Rie Ohashi...

Mitarai: I'm currently wearing an amazing outfit at a coffee shop.

Rie Ohashi: Wait, what's going on?

Mitarai: A photo with a beautiful older sister (Iori in drag) who is giving him a flirtatious look. JPG

Rie Ohashi: I'm coming right now!

Looking at the chat history on his phone, Mitarai roared, his face ashen, "Where did your hand slip off to?!!"

"Hahaha, help... I'm laughing so hard I'm splitting my jaw... It's so incredibly slippery, what can I do? Did you just transplant your hands from a catfish? They're so slippery!"

"The excuse of 'accidentally typing this text' is so lame... Who could accidentally slip up and pull off such a precise combo?"

Looking at the death warning on the screen, everyone in front of the screen unanimously recalled the terrifying warning once given by Mitarai's (former) girlfriend, 310:

If it happens again, I'll crush your jawbone...!

In an instant, everyone gasped in shock. A devil, he was simply a devil! Iori!

Mitarai's jawbone... is probably beyond saving.

No, to be precise, it shouldn't just be the jawbone.

Mitarai's entire second half of life was accidentally sent out with a single click by Iori!

Fantasy Carnival World

"Sigh, that was so careless." Rin Tohsaka looked at the screen, shrugged helplessly, and said with a hint of genuine sympathy in her voice.

"But there's nothing we can do about it. Machinery is definitely the most troublesome thing."

That dense and messy button layout makes it easy to accidentally press some strange option, and the design is not user-friendly at all!

"..." The moment the words left his mouth, Red A's gaze instantly focused entirely on her.

The look in his eyes softened from initial shock and disbelief, eventually transforming into a mixture of pity and a sense of relief that it was indeed the case.

I almost forgot, this guy is a hopeless mechanical idiot!

"Sigh..." Red A took a deep breath, as if swallowing back a thousand complaints that were about to come out, and finally only let out a heavy sigh.

Accidentally opened the chat window of Mitarai-senpai's (ex-girlfriend), inadvertently revealed that he had tried to flirt with her, and accidentally attached a photo together...

He still doesn't understand how Rin could possibly believe Iori's explanation of an "accidental" slip of the hand after all this.

Even someone with no mechanical knowledge, unless they're an idiot, probably wouldn't believe it, right?

Forget it...

Let's wait until she finally figures out how to record TV programs with a remote control before discussing the issue of accidental hand movement.

Starting with a smartphone is a bit too difficult for her...

Chapter 1356 Three sentences that landed my brother in jail! A world-class straight punch—!

While Mitarai was still in despair, almost instantly, a seemingly slender hand, yet containing terrifying power, silently rested on his shoulder...

In an instant, Mitarai felt an intense, almost tangible killing intent pierce his back like an ice pick. His whole body stiffened, and he turned around shakily.

[Rie's eyes were vacant and numb, veins throbbing on her face, and as her fists slowly clenched, her knuckles made a teeth-grinding "crunching" sound...]

Then, the next second!!

【boom--】

A lightning-fast, powerful punch, capable of creating a sonic boom, landed squarely on Mitarai's abdomen like a cannonball, without the slightest hesitation!

A terrifying force instantly emanated from his body, and the air behind him visibly distorted.

[Before Mitarai could even scream, his eyes rolled back, and he flew backward like a kite with a broken string, finally collapsing limply to the ground.]

As the smoke and dust rose, a semi-transparent soul seemed to float from the top of Mitarai's head, spitting out equally ethereal white foam... unable to rise again.

"That...that...Big...Big...Big Sister...No, Boss! So what they said about crushing jawbones wasn't just an exaggerated metaphor, it was a death sentence!"

"A certain girl once said that the mark of the Flying Thunder God will never disappear. Rie's ability to appear instantly proves that you have been marked with the Flying Thunder God by her, Mitarai!"

"Damn... Iori just slipped, but Mitarai felt like his entire life had been blown away by a fully loaded dump truck at 120 miles per hour!"

As the onlookers from other worlds stared blankly at the punch on the screen that seemed to "pierce through the stars" and even distorted the image, they were all stunned.

The wind pressure... the sonic boom... the force emanating from that body!!

That punch was the result of at least twenty years of training!

But don't get me wrong! I'm talking about the twenty years of training that Yujiro Hanma personally taught on the set of "Baki" next door!

Baka and Test: Summoning World

“Yuji, there’s no mistake.” Akihisa silently watched Mitarai, who seemed to have been sent flying by a dump truck: “That big sister’s straight punch is absolutely world-class…”

Yuuji stood there, stunned, his pupils still reflecting the afterimage of the sonic boom, and murmured, "Ah, undeniably world-class."

"It's the kind of punch that can shatter common sense and the laws of physics into pieces—!!"

"Um..." Hideyoshi's face turned pale, whether he was frightened by the power or recalled some terrifying memory.

"May I ask, is Mitarai-senpai, who took that world-class punch head-on, still alive?"

"..." Upon hearing this, the FFF group members, who had just been shocked and excited by the power of the punch, instantly fell into a deathly silence.

Everyone turned their heads in unison, focusing their attention back on the screen—Mitarai, who was spewing white, soul-like substances, his eyes rolled back, and lying motionless on the ground.

It looks like it's dead, but it doesn't seem completely dead.

Is this state... a Schrödinger-like existence?

The lecherous man, who had been keeping a low profile, finally spoke up: "Hard to say..."

This power is so great that even if you dragged over those Showa-era cyborgs from the Dai-Shocker department next door, they'd probably be knocked to the ground in a shower of sparks and lightning after taking this punch!

"Don't worry, it'll be fine." After recovering from the shock, Mingjiu confidently gave a thumbs up: "It's probably just a few broken ribs, you'll be fine soon."

He's the most experienced when it comes to this!

Not to mention his ribs, he's even had his skull broken and his spine fractured. It hurts a bit, but he's still lively and energetic.

"Akihisa—" Yuuji reached out heavily and patted Akihisa's shoulder, his expression instantly turning into a line art style: "You mean to say that idiots are harder to kill, right?!"

“Yes, that’s about right.” Akihisa nodded with a smile. “However, how could you call Mitarai-senpai an idiot? That’s so rude, Yuuji.”

Standing to the side, Hideyoshi looked at Akihisa's clear yet foolish eyes and couldn't help but sigh, rubbing his forehead, "What an idiot..."

The lecherous man silently added another blow, his tone completely flat: "To be precise, he's a hard-to-kill idiot."

Just as Mitarai was being gently taught a lesson by the "Ora" punches not far away, Nojima swiftly stepped forward, gentlemanly extending his hand to lightly place it on the shoulder of Iori, who was dressed as a woman.

He led "her" to a safe area in a protective manner, speaking with the gentle grace of a knight: "It's too dangerous over there, please come this way."

This scene instantly ignited Yamamoto's jealousy. He was so angry that veins bulged on his forehead, and he roared with a ferocious expression, "You bastard! Don't just put your filthy hands on someone's shoulder without permission!"

"Oh dear..." Nojima seemed to only then realize what was happening, calmly removing his hand from Iori's shoulder, his impeccable gentlemanly smile still on his face.

"That's incredibly rude."

However, just as he was about to completely remove his hand from Iori's shoulder, a slender hand took his wrist.

[The woman dressed as Iori lowered her head slightly, her cheeks flushed with a suspicious blush, and her voice was soft and shy: "Um... if... you don't mind..."]

[Iori, dressed as a woman, seemed to have used up all her courage as she slowly raised her head, her eyes shyly drifting away: "I have...someone very important...whom I want you to meet..."]

【What?!】

That shy, bashful look, that hesitant gaze, that perfectly timed blush—like a sniper rifle, it instantly and accurately struck Nojima and Yamamoto's hearts!

"No, big brother... sister! What kind of monster are you? How can you be so skilled?!"

Looking at the "beautiful woman" on the screen, blushing and looking slightly shy, the people outside the video were a little embarrassed, and their mouths twitched with black lines on their faces.

Men really do understand men best!

Her weak and helpless appearance instantly aroused a man's protective instincts; who could resist that?!

The Daily World of High School Boys

Looking at the shy, beautiful woman on the screen, Xiu felt his cheeks burning. He subconsciously pushed up his glasses, trying to hide his panic.

But his voice betrayed him, stuttering, "Boys and girls... I really think... cross-dressing is too... too sinful."

A strange blush crept onto Yoshitake's face, his eyes darting around. Finally, he shyly turned his head away, unable to look at the screen any longer: "Ah... um... yes, yes!"

They weren't inexperienced in cross-dressing; in fact, one could say they were "experts" at it...

They had worn Chung-pong's sister's skirt and her shameful women's underwear, repeatedly teetering on the edge of inappropriate behavior.

However, compared to the beauty and charm displayed by the "cross-dressing senior Iori" on the screen, her destructive power is on a completely different level.

It was a kind of "beauty" that blended shyness and boldness, innocence and allure, enough to shatter one's reason.

For high school students their age, this is indeed quite a challenge... (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Hey...you guys' reaction...are you serious?" Seeing his two best friends' unprecedentedly shy appearance, Zhongbang's face changed instantly, and a chill ran down his spine.

"Hey! Wake up! You two, get your act together!"

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