"That's Iori-senpai! It's Iori-senpai who can ignite the Water of Life!"

"!!!" Under Zhongbang's almost broken voice, Xiuze suddenly jolted, as if he had just broken free from some kind of bewitching spell.

His face was filled with terror as he hurriedly took off his glasses and vigorously wiped the cold sweat pouring from his forehead: "Thank goodness... my mind went completely blank just now, I almost... almost became completely engrossed."

Yoshitake was also panting heavily, cold sweat streaming down his forehead. He patted his chest, still shaken, and said, "That was...that was terrifying! Iori-senpai in women's clothing..."

This terrifying allure, transcending gender and striking straight to the soul, almost caused them to break down their defenses.

"..."

Looking at his two best friends, who had just clearly succumbed to temptation but were still stubbornly insisting they "almost" fell for him, a silent cry erupted from his heart.

It wasn't just "almost"!

The way you were acting just now, you didn't block it at all!

"No... is that not okay...?"

Seeing that the other party did not respond for a long time, Iori, dressed as a woman, slightly raised her head and looked timidly at Nojima with her eyes misty with tears, as if they were about to fall at any moment.

"Are they... your parents...?" That one look completely shattered Nojima's last shred of rationality.

[A solemn, almost sacred expression appeared on Nojima's face, as if he had received some great mission.]

"Although...although I think it might be too early, for your sake, please let me meet them..."

Having said that, he very naturally reached out and put his arm around Iori, who was dressed as a woman, by the shoulder. With a gesture as if he were bravely going to his execution, he turned and strode towards the door.

[The next second...]

"Huh?"

Just moments ago, Wang Nuo was full of confidence, preparing to meet his "father-in-law and mother-in-law," but now, his hands were tightly bound and he was being held up by two extremely burly security guards.

Meanwhile, Iori, dressed as a woman, was now completely absorbed in her role as a drama queen, producing a small handkerchief from who-knows-where and gently wiping away the tears from the corners of her eyes.

"It was that man... He suddenly ran over and touched my body, and... He even said he would never let me go!"

"Hahaha, help... I'm dying of laughter... One second it's a pure romance drama, the next it's a legal case, I can't believe it, I can't believe it at all!!"

"Pfft... Hahaha... God the hell 'Parents'... You don't even know the name of Iori in women's clothing, bro!"

"He has to be a terrestrial deity! His acting skills rival those of my dramatic relative. It's a waste of his talent that he's not an actor."

Upon seeing this, everyone present burst into laughter, collapsing to the ground with tears streaming down their faces.

Iori's acting skills, her tearful and pitiful appearance, and the way she immediately sent her brother to jail...

His tea ceremony skills are at least at the King of Glory level (100 stars)!

What's even more remarkable is that he proved a truth in just the time it takes to drink a few cups of coffee:

A true brother will not only go to great lengths for you, but will also personally put a "good-looking" silver bracelet on your wrist.

Nojima: I thought I had found love.

Iori: No, you've encountered criminal law.

Chapter 1357 The cross-dressing version of Iori is too strong, a triple kill wipes out the team!

The world of spring things

Watching Nojima being dragged along by two security guards on either side of the screen, Hachiman couldn't help but reach up and rub his forehead, inexplicably feeling a toothache.

"So, the so-called 'meeting the parents'... actually meant going to see the security guard!"

Iori-senpai in women's clothing is practically a "B-tier" character.

His wickedness was unmatched among all the people Hachiman knew; he had originally called him the strongest…

but.

Hachiman looked at Nojima-senpai, who was staring blankly at him, his deadpan eyes filled with speechlessness: "Why did you fall for such an absurd trap, Nojima-senpai?!"

You haven't even figured out the real name, gender, or place of origin of this woman in front of you, yet you dare to get carried away and go all the way to meeting her parents...

In a sense, they really have a big heart.

Or is it that the obsession with finding a partner truly strips everyone of their rationality?

Thinking of this, out of some kind of curiosity, Hachiman's gaze irresponsibly drifted toward a well-known older single female teacher beside him.

then……

"RiderPunch!!"

A sudden, unexpected punch, accompanied by wind pressure, slammed heavily into his abdomen.

Qi Gu groaned instantly, clutching his stomach and curling up like a cooked shrimp, wincing in pain and almost bursting into tears.

Only then did Shizuka Heike slowly retract her fist, which was still emitting wisps of white smoke: "I sensed malice in your eyes."

"Although my punches may not be as powerful as those of Rie Ohashi just now, they are more than enough to deal with a brat like you."

After all, an excellent teacher cannot resort to corporal punishment; education must be based on love...

Therefore, enough power is sufficient.

"..." Although Hachiman wanted to protest and refute, he was in so much pain that he was sweating profusely and couldn't say a word.

Yet, a strange sense of admiration arose in my heart.

Mitarai-senpai... how on earth did you manage to withstand that attack that pierced through the stars with your mortal body?!

At least... at least share some life-saving tips.

You only know how painful it is to experience it firsthand!

Ignoring the Hikigaya Insect curled up in pain on the ground, Yukino Yukinoshita's cool gaze was filled with confusion and indescribable complex emotions.

She thought about it for a long time but still couldn't figure it out...

Where did these two security guards and that incredibly destructive Rie-senpai come from?

[Under the tearful identification of a cross-dressing "male college student," two burly security guards tightened their grip, pinning the "pervert" down firmly.]

"Let me go! This is a huge misunderstanding!" Nojima struggled with all her might, but to no avail, and could only cast hopeful glances at Yamamoto beside her.

"Yamamoto, quickly explain to them! Tell them! It's a misunderstanding! We're all together!"

Upon receiving the distress signal from his close friend, Yamamoto's lips slowly curled into a smile, indicating to Nojima not to worry; he would definitely "explain" the situation clearly!

Then, under Nojima's expectant gaze, he stepped forward, pointed a finger righteously at Nojima, and said in a firm and powerful voice: "These are all facts!"

"Security officer, please bring this pervert who openly harasses women to justice! I am willing to testify!"

"Yama-moto! Kisama!!" Nojima's mournful cry was filled with despair and rage at being betrayed.

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore... This brotherhood is so touching, it brings tears to my eyes... Don't blame Yamamoto, he was actually heartbroken when he accused you (probably)!"

"This is terrifying, Iori! A woman's accusation of being a perverted groper—this would be a classic 'God's Move' in modern times! There's no chance to even defend yourself..."

Seeing the cross-dressing Iori looking so wronged and shedding tears, even though everyone knew that she was essentially a fool who could drink the water of life, they still felt a chill run down their spines.

That's terrifying! Absolutely terrifying!!

This guy... he didn't just wear women's clothes, he's mastered the essence of it all, he's a true Heroic Spirit Guardian... uh, a woman!!

The most powerful mechanism in the new version of Earth Online, which can be called the strongest version answer in the current era, has actually been figured out by him.

Another World Quartet World

"Ya le ya le..." The monstrous guy let out a sigh as if he had seen through the world, shrugged helplessly, and patted Subaru Natsuki next to him, who seemed to still have a sliver of hope.

"In this situation, you wouldn't still think you've explained it clearly, would you?"

He knew this scene all too well!

He was just mistaken for a pervert, nothing serious, a minor incident...

Instead of racking your brains to explain and only making things worse, it's better to let it go sooner rather than later. You'll get used to it in a couple of days.

"Kazuma-kun, don't give up so easily." Subaru Natsuki sighed helplessly, "Nojima-senpai's situation is different; it can be explained..."

“I used to think the same way, Subaru…” Kazuma’s voice lowered, as if he was recalling some unbearable past events.

He then looked sincerely at the people around him, and patted his chest generously: "Come on, tell me your impressions of me now? Go ahead and say it!"

Tanya tilted her head in confusion: "Ghostly?"

Rem remained expressionless: "Humanoid?"

Albedo: "A perverted, inferior human."

"See, I wasn't wrong, Subaru..." Kazuma shrugged nonchalantly, his tone even carrying a strange sense of accomplishment: "I told you you could get used to it."

There's no way around it, that's what you call reputation.

Just when Nojima was in a desperate situation where she was "unable to defend herself"...

[On the other side, the trial of justice, accompanied by what seemed like an invisible bell signaling the end of the round, concluded amidst cheers and whistles from the crowd.]

[Rie stood there like a true boxing champion, one foot firmly planted on Mitarai's back, her right fist raised high as if a spotlight were shining on her.]

[Mitarai, who had been completely subdued by her, resembled a salted fish washed ashore, his eyes glazed over, only his chest heaving violently, a testament to his continued existence.]

But even so...

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