Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

The scoreboard clearly showed Joui High School vs. Shohoku High School, and the Joui team was far behind, their situation was extremely precarious!

The wig leaned wearily against the bench, picked up a bottle of Pocari Sweat and drank it all in one gulp. The water soothed his dry, coughing throat, but it couldn't change the hopeless situation.

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"Is everything over...?"

Just when he was utterly despondent and ready to give up—

A blurry, almost invisible figure appeared silently on the basketball court like a ghost, successfully turning the tide of the game and saving the team from a deficit.

"A man who, though seemingly invisible... always manages to deliver miraculous, crucial assists at the most critical moments..."

"That's right, the one who successfully turned the tide was none other than the legendary warrior from the M78 Nebula—the Drunken Hermit (a reference to a comedy trope)!"

(The scene returns to reality)

"Who the hell is that, you bastard?!"

Shinpachi could no longer contain his吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments) spirit, and roared in frustration: "I've heard of this name before! But it's from other works in the real world, for crying out loud!"

"Why did this 'Drunken Star Hermit' suddenly appear? Isn't it supposed to be 'Kuroko's Basketball'?"

"Wait, a national tournament during the Anti-Foreign War?! What the hell are you guys doing during wartime, you bastards?!"

What the heck is this "Anti-foreign High School"?

Why are they playing basketball with Shohoku High School again?

Go and fight a good war, you idiot!

"Baka yarou, wig!" Gintoki punched Katsura on the head with a bang, "What 'Drunken Tea Hermit'? That's totally wrong."

"Don't just give someone a nickname because they don't seem to exist, okay? You're so shameless!"

“Exactly.” Shinpachi breathed a sigh of relief after seeing Gintoki step forward: “This guy’s brain has broken down.”

Just then, Gintoki crossed his arms and corrected him with an air of self-righteousness, "He's clearly the Drunk Driving Hermit! Remember his name properly, you bastard!"

"The point isn't the name—!!" Shinpachi's pent-up吐槽 (tu cao, a form of sarcastic commentary) energy exploded, sending Gintoki flying with a standard rocket kick.

"Go ahead and give me your feedback!!"

The scene shifts back to Iori and the others, who have now stopped their infighting, realizing it's pointless to continue.

The coffee shop was full of zombie-like creatures; I didn't feel any desire to strike up a conversation there...

Just as the group was about to find a random place to grab a drink, they suddenly noticed a TV broadcast van nearby, which was there to cover the school festival.

So, I had no choice but to take out my phone, open the school festival special live stream channel, and the host's voice immediately came through the phone...

"This is a simulated coffee shop that sells itself on its rich, creamy packaging, but unfortunately, we seem to have arrived a little too late; the shop has already entered its second phase."

The so-called second stage involves removing the makeup and transforming the café into a genuine maid cafe, staffed entirely with the stunning beauties they've been longing for.

"That's true, but we're currently banned from entering..."

"We've run out of money, there's nothing we can do."

"Although I'm very unwilling," Iori slowly put away his phone, revealing a handsome profile, "what can we do now..."

[The next second,]

[Several people knelt and prostrated themselves in the standard dogeza posture in front of the security booth at the school gate, their foreheads pressed tightly to the ground, roaring loudly and devoutly.]

"Please let us lick your shoes—!!" (knife)

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"No way, what kind of shameless rubbish are you spouting with that handsome face of yours, you bastard—!!"

"Security guard: You might not believe it, but in my 20 years in this job, I've never seen such a bizarre request..."

Watching those shameless individuals kneel and make perverse declarations, the onlookers through the screen fell into silence, their foreheads seemingly etched with countless black lines.

That moment of coolness just now, was it earned at the cost of a lifetime of integrity?!

These guys' dignity and integrity are like an unbounded function—there's no upper or lower limit!

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"For a fleeting moment just now..."

Ailey's shoulders slumped limply, and she covered her face in anguish and despair, her voice choked with sobs: "I actually thought they would ask me in a normal way."

I could have easily gotten in by simply explaining things to the security guard, but now...

I'm already lucky the security guard wasn't kicked out because he was a pervert!

Hearing this, Iori frowned slightly, her face showing a kind of righteous indignation as if she had been wronged: "I can't pretend I didn't hear what you said, you Corpse Beast!"

“Look here…” As if to prove her innocence, Iori suddenly pointed to herself on the screen and righteously retorted, “One, two, seven.”

"I'm still fully clothed! Isn't this already the highest level of courtesy?"

Chisa muttered listlessly, "...Has wearing clothes become the standard for judging whether a person is normal?"

"That's not the point, Chisa," Iori tried to explain earnestly, "The point is, our statements were also full of sincerity!"

"Would we lick your shoes...?" Ai Lai finally snapped, completely breaking down and shouting, her voice trembling: "Where's the sincerity in this statement?!"

This is nothing short of a perverted declaration.

"Huh? Isn't that enough sincerity?" Iori was also shocked when she heard this: "Does this mean that we'll do anything as long as you let us in?"

"We've gone this far... isn't that enough sincerity??"

Surprisingly, the two beastly seniors beside him narrowed their eyes and became more serious upon hearing this: "I see, it is indeed a sincere statement full of manly spirit."

“That’s exactly what I’m saying!” Iori exclaimed, as if she had found a kindred spirit. She shrugged helplessly. “It’s such an obvious point, but I just don’t understand why the Corpse Beasts don’t get it…”

Ailai was too exhausted to even be angry. She sighed deeply, feeling utterly weary: "Then why don't you just say you can do everything!"

"Who can understand your weird codes?!"

"I understood..." Just then, Kohei, who was still immersed in the thought of seeing his idol, finally came to his senses and asked with a puzzled look, "Is it that hard to understand?"

“It’s not difficult.” Iori shrugged innocently and concluded, “Maybe only idiots wouldn’t understand.”

The two turned to look at Ai Lai in tacit agreement, nodding occasionally as if confirming their thoughts, revealing rather subtle expressions.

"..."

this moment.

She even began to have deep doubts about her own strict vigilance.

With a pervert like Iori, would any other girl really be interested in him?

[Seeing the group of people suddenly rush in front of them, kneeling in a dogeza (a deep bowing gesture) and shouting perverted declarations, the two security guards' lips twitched, and they almost dropped their batons.]

He then sighed deeply, his tone filled with helplessness: "You guys... after pulling this stunt, how could we possibly let you in?"

Upon hearing this, everyone panicked, jumped to their feet, and, with starry eyes, crowded around the two security guards, launching their second offensive!

"We absolutely will not cause you any trouble!"

"Let me massage your shoulders."

"I'll treat you to dinner."

"If all goes well, I can introduce you to my friends."

Faced with this barrage of "sincere" offers, the two security guards remained completely unmoved: "We've already said it's not about that."

"Big brother, what do you mean by 'absolutely won't cause you any trouble'? The way you're behaving right now is the biggest source of trouble..."

"Excuse me for asking, Mitarai, are you sure you're open your eyes? I can't see anything at all!!"

Seeing that the others still didn't understand the situation, everyone was a bit amused and exasperated. The conditions of the others were reasonably normal, but Mitarai, this is just empty promises...

What do you mean by saying you'll introduce me to your friends if things go smoothly? That's incredibly insincere!

It's as unrealistic as saying, "If I win the lottery, I'll share half with you!"

Listen to it yourself, does it sound like it?!

Most importantly... when have you guys, these "internal strife gods," ever had a smooth time together, other than self-destruction and sabotage?

Seeing that the two security guards were unmoved by their persuasion, Iori and the others exchanged glances. Far from being defeated, their eyes blazed with an even more intense and outrageous fighting spirit!

A tragic, heroic atmosphere of "do or die" permeated the four of them. Since the conventional route was not working—they had no choice but to unleash their ultimate killing move!

Iori clenched his fist excitedly: "Guys, let's go for it!!"

Nojima, his face beaming with excitement, declared, "We'll all strip naked..."

"And then we'll dance here!" Mitarai immediately understood, excitedly completing the second half of the sentence, as if announcing a grand artistic project.

Yamamoto, arms outstretched, was already in the zone, a yearning for freedom and beauty radiating from his rugged face: "Dance like a butterfly!!"

[Clang——]

This time, the two security guards' faces no longer showed confusion or helplessness, but rather a resolute determination stemming from their professional instincts and the human will to survive!

Without the slightest hesitation, they decisively kicked the men who had taken off their clothes out...

[Then, to the bewilderment of Iori and the others, the security guard not only swiftly locked the school gate, but also added two thick chains to the side gate!]