Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Hahaha... This is hilarious... You strip naked and dance like butterflies? What deep-seated grudge do you have against those two security guards?"

"Holy crap! I thought bowing down to beg for shoes was the limit of human depravity, but I never imagined that was just their starting point!"

Watching the four people on the screen being swiftly and decisively kicked out of the security room, staring blankly at the several large locks on the door, the onlookers also covered their faces in despair.

It's hard to imagine that humans could be so abstract...

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"By the way..."

Looking at the four people who had already taken off their shirts, Hiratsuka Shizuka took a deep breath, slowly exhaled a smoke ring, and her tone was filled with the deepest confusion a worker can feel.

"Take off your clothes, and then dance like a butterfly?"

She paused, trying to use all the knowledge she had acquired to understand this line of reasoning: "Is there any necessary connection between this and letting them get into school?"

It's true that you can get in, but...

The gate they can get through isn't a university gate, it's the iron bars of a detention center! These stupid students!

She really couldn't understand why college students these days all have such bizarre thought processes.

In the security room, four male college students stripped naked and danced for two security guards...

Even in the realm of the bizarre and unusual, this would be absolutely mind-blowing!

"Uh, I can understand some of the things my seniors were thinking..."

Just as Shizuka Heike was internally ranting, Hachiman Hikigaya, who had taken a Knight's Fist, stood up, rubbing his stomach, and his dead fish eyes showed a rare glimmer of life.

"These seniors are probably planning to prove their worth by showcasing some... well... highly impactful talent performances..."

"Or rather... the entertainment security guard, use this as a bargaining chip to get entry."

"It's amazing you can understand, Hachiman Mushiko." Yukino sighed deeply, then her tone turned icy, carrying an undeniable threat.

"If you dare to do that, I will definitely call the police."

Hachiman's lips twitched, and he retorted speechlessly, "I'm not some kind of pervert, who would do that?"

Yukino didn't turn around, only letting out a barely audible yet extremely penetrating two words from her throat: "Heh."

From the moment he was able to accurately decipher the twisted thought processes of those senior colleagues, Yukinoshita was certain—

This Hachiman bug is probably not far from the abyss of becoming a monster.

Meanwhile, Shizuka Heike looked at Hikigaya, who, though distorted, still retained basic common sense, and a strange expression of relief appeared on her face.

Thank goodness I teach high school—4.9!

High school students may frequently suffer from chuunibyou (middle school syndrome), be obsessed with writing nonsensical angst-filled youth literature, and be a group of troubled teenagers, but...

At least they still look somewhat human.

After being ruthlessly kicked out of the school gate by the security guard, the four figures walked dejectedly down the street, muttering incoherently to themselves, their words a mixture of reflection and lamentation.

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"The uncle looks quite angry~"

"Our enthusiasm failed to reach those people? That's a real shame..."

There was nothing they could do; after all, they had done their best and even risked their dignity to beg.

If they still aren't allowed in after all this, then they'll have no choice but to give up...

"Ah, you're right." Iori lowered his eyes slightly, a gentle breeze brushing his cheeks and revealing a handsome face. "Then let's abandon that idea—"

As he finished speaking, the four of them stopped abruptly. Before them stood an iron gate with a "No Entry" sign hanging above it!

The four of them, with perfect coordination, casually tossed their clothes behind them and draped them over their shoulders, unleashing a terrifying aura like that of a suicide squad charging into battle!

"Let's begin the forced breakthrough!!"

"oh--!!"】.

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"No way—Dude!! Don't you have some kind of misunderstanding about your role as a tragic hero? What on earth are you guys arguing about?"

"He's handsome, but the problem is... don't show off in this ambiguous, illegal place, you bastard!!"

Looking at the four shirtless "thugs" on the screen, their eyes burning as if they were about to bomb the school, the people watching the video felt a headache coming on and their foreheads were covered in black lines.

So what you meant by "giving up" was—giving up the option of entering school in a normal human way?!

Is this thought process like an electrocardiogram? It's so disjointed!

In short, I suggest the school contact the military directly to handle this; it's beyond the scope of what the security guards can do...

No, that's not right!

Let's just contact the Attack on Titan crew next door and borrow their 3D Maneuver Gear.

What?

You say the art style is wrong?

Do you think their current style is correct?

Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun World

“Our enthusiasm…didn’t reach them…” Looking at the shirtless seniors on the screen, their faces full of unfulfilled ambitions, Sakura Chiyo pressed her head in pain.

My seniors—!!

You plan to take off your clothes and dance like butterflies in front of the two security guards...

What kind of crazy enthusiasm are they trying to convey?!

The security guard would treat him like a pervert and kick him out of the door. Isn't that perfectly normal?

She felt that the worldview, values, and even common sense that she had painstakingly built up over the past 10 years had been repeatedly rubbed on the ground by her predecessors.

"Hmm..." Just then, Nozaki, who had been silently observing from the side, suddenly rested his chin on his paintbrush thoughtfully: "Could it be because I'm wearing pants?"

If you even take your pants off, then your enthusiasm for being open and honest might be well conveyed to the security guard.

"No, no, no, that's not the point, Nozaki-kun!" Sakura Chiyo's vision went black, and she almost choked on her breath, frantically waving her hands to try and interrupt this extremely dangerous train of thought.

Rather than saying that enthusiasm wasn't conveyed, it's more accurate to say that it wasn't...

Rather, it was precisely because of that overly "ardent" and "sincere" enthusiasm that the security guard was frightened.

After all, the smooth and effortless actions of those seniors just now could only convey two words—

What a pervert!!!

Facing the rusty iron gate with the "No Entry" sign, the four's eyes did not falter; instead, a fiercer, almost crimson light ignited within them!

It was as if that wasn't just an ordinary school rule sign, but the final checkpoint on the path to one's dreams!

The next second, they made a decision that surprised everyone—they decisively abandoned the frontal assault and instead charged towards what appeared to be a higher brick wall!

[Nojima and Yamamoto, like highly trained special forces soldiers, darted to the base of the wall, crossed their arms, and steadily formed a human launch pad...]

[Drink up!]

With a rough battle cry, Iori and Mitarai didn't hesitate for a moment. They took a running start, stepped onto the platform formed by those two hands, and landed precisely.

Immediately afterwards, Nojima and Yamamoto gritted their teeth, used all their strength to throw themselves upwards, and Iori and Mitarai used this powerful thrust to land steadily on the wall.

Without the slightest hesitation, the two immediately bent down, reached out to their companion below the wall, and with a growl, dragged their last companion up with their bare hands!

"Charge!!"

"Female college students! Dreams! Youth! They're all waiting for us behind this high wall!"

Through their concerted efforts, they crossed an insurmountable chasm, taking another absurd yet solid step towards their dream destination!

"A person's dreams never end easily, so fly high, Iori—!!"

"That teamwork, that leap, and that reckless roar! So exciting... so incredibly exciting... But you guys better be serious about your motives, you bastards."

Watching the four "internal strife gods" on the screen who had just completed an epic collaboration, the people watching the video felt their brains' CPU levels skyrocketing, about to overheat and crash.

No way, are you kidding me, bro...

You guys are always digging holes for each other!

Why are they showing such perfect teamwork at this moment, like special forces?!

Please!

Let's use this power and teamwork for something worthwhile, like saving the world or something...

It's not meant to be used to break through security lines!

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"Let's go, Iori-senpai!!"

Mingjiu couldn't help but clench his fist and shout, his eyes shining with a pure and fervent light: "That's it! Break through the obstacles and keep moving towards your dreams!"

This is youth!