Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

That's the romance of men!

The last time I felt this excited was when he abandoned his physics-based diet and secretly took money to buy A...

"Akihisa, I have a question." Yuuji, standing to the side, crossed his arms, his eyes full of exasperation: "What on earth are you cheering for?"

This is a women's university festival, not some mixed-gender public bathhouse. Even if those seniors successfully broke into it—

It seems like there's no difference, right?

"No, you don't understand, Yuuji!" Akihisa clutched his pounding heart, his face filled with seriousness and earnestness: "Once upon a time, I also had such a burning and pure dream..."

"Oh?" Upon hearing this, Yuuji's expression changed drastically. He put his hand on his chin, his eyes becoming serious. "Was your dream to rush into the school festival to see female college students?"

"I see, it really is a twisted dream..."

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Akihisa, who had just been putting on a serious demeanor, instantly lost it, his face turning red and his neck bulging as he loudly retorted, "My dream is clearly to peep into the women's bathhouse, okay...?"

Hideyoshi, expressionless, remarked, "This dream is even more perverted, Akihisa."

"Really?" Akihisa shook his head in confusion, then looked into the distance with even greater determination: "No, that's not the point."

"The key point is Iori-senpai's tireless efforts to push her limits in pursuit of her dreams. Doesn't that deserve applause?"

He believed.

As long as you don't give up, one day you will be able to realize your dream and reach that distant ideal place (women's bathhouse) through your own efforts and wisdom.

Then, I told my parents and sister...

Let them know that their son isn't a useless fool! He can do it if I want to!

Yuuji was silent for two seconds, then covered his face with his hands and uttered a voice filled with immense sorrow: "No. Listen carefully, Akihisa."

"This kind of thing... this kind of thing, absolutely never tell your uncle and aunt."

Otherwise, you will really die a terrible death.

[Having crossed the high walls and re-entered the women's university, the joy of success washed over everyone. They did it, they really did it...]

Just then, several cold and stern gazes locked onto them like searchlights: "So, could you please leave from here first?"

The four, who had been so enthusiastic just moments before, instantly seemed to have been doused with ice water. The fervent expressions on their faces faded at a visible speed, replaced by smirks as they tried to get away with it.

"hateful--"】

A few minutes later, the group was once again ruthlessly kicked out by the security guard. Yamamoto complained resentfully, "Looks like climbing over the wall is out of the question; we're too conspicuous."

Mitarai gritted his teeth and said, "If that's the case, then we have no choice but to break through head-on!"

However, when everyone's gaze fell upon the stern, burly security guard at the entrance, they tacitly abandoned the idea of ​​a direct confrontation.

"Why don't we dig a tunnel?"

"Or find a hole in the wall?"

While Mitarai and Yamamoto were still pondering, Nojima and Iori, who had remained silent until now, had already developed confident smiles on their faces.

"No, there's absolutely no need for that—we've already come up with a solution!!"

"Hahaha, holy crap, it was all over in the blink of an eye! From king to prisoner in just three seconds, all that burning passion and romantic teamwork was for nothing!"

"Of course! He was yelling 'Charge! Youth!' and stuff like that, shouting so loudly, it's no wonder the security guards noticed!"

Seeing the group of people caught again in the blink of an eye, everyone rolled their eyes in utter exasperation. They had all said that such a dramatic scene shouldn't be used for a sneak attack, and now they've been caught, haven't they?

Who would be so kind as to organize an infiltration event with such epic background music and such inspiring lines? It's not like it's the opening of Attack on Titan...

With such a commotion, are you trying to make sure everyone knows about the intrusion by a pervert?!

Chapter 1361 Psychological Tactics That Are Hard to Bear! Pretending to Be a Primary School Student…

While Yamamoto and Mitarai were still debating whether to use the primitive method of "digging a tunnel" or "finding a hole in the wall," Nojima and Iori had already come up with a solution.

"It's actually very simple—" Iori puffed out his chest, as if about to announce a groundbreaking strategy: "That is to walk in head-on, squarely from the front!!"

Both Mitarai and Yamamoto cast skeptical glances at Iori and Nojima, as if they were looking at idiots. This method was even less effective than digging a tunnel...

"Don't rush, think about it carefully." Despite her companion's doubts, Iori remained confident: "If you're so confident, no one will try to stop you, right?"

Nojima added with a laugh, "That way, the security guards will think they missed the tickets themselves."

"I see—!!" Yamamoto's eyes widened in shock upon hearing this; all his previous doubts and disdain vanished instantly, and he clenched his fists in excitement.

"Wait, wait a minute! This trick might work on passersby, but have you guys considered... the target is the security guard who just threw you out twice!!!"

"This plan isn't exactly flawless; it's riddled with holes. I'd call it—a Promax version of 'Covering One's Ears While Stealing a Bell'..."

Seeing Iori, who had transformed into a psychology master and exuded absurd confidence, the people from other worlds were completely dumbfounded and looked utterly exasperated.

Having watched so many fantasy worlds, this is truly the first time I've witnessed such an abstract "psychological warfare."

No, strictly speaking... this doesn't even qualify as psychological warfare...

This is an all-out war on the professionalism, memory, and intelligence of those two security guards!

The Wasted Daily Life of a High School Girl

Off-screen, the idiot Tanaka was smugly crossing his arms, shaking his head back and forth like a rattle-drum, letting out a series of strange laughs that were meaningless yet bursting with confidence.

"Hmph, I admit your psychological tactic is quite effective, but..."

She deliberately dragged out her words, and even adopted a contrarian senior attitude, as if to say, "You're still far from it, Iori-senpai!"

"I already used this trick when facing student council inspections at the school gate, and it didn't work at all!!"

She also strictly practiced the psychological tactic that confidence is truth—head held high, steps firm, eyes straight ahead!

It felt as if I wasn't bringing snacks into the school building, but rather a battlefield hero receiving medals!

As for why she always tries to bring prohibited items into the school?

Is there any need to ask?

What's the point or value of bringing something that the school doesn't prohibit? It's all about the thrill of skirting the rules!

But the result was always obvious: almost every time, they were subjected to a merciless search by the student council...

Akane Kikuchi, the otaku who was in charge of making sarcastic remarks, had a very subtle expression on her face. She hesitated for a moment before saying, "Well, it's not like this trick is completely useless."

"Theoretically, this psychological tactic only works if... the other party is not familiar with you and knows nothing about your background."

The problem with these seniors is that the security guard had a deep impression of them!

"Damn it!!" Tanaka completely ignored the rational analysis that followed, only clenching his fists in resentment, his face filled with the world's betrayal and injustice.

"The student council doesn't know me well, and I'm always super confident when I walk in, but why do they always stop me with perfect accuracy..."

She couldn't understand why the student council members would stare at her with shining eyes, like cats that had smelled catnip, every time they saw her.

"The reason..." Akane Kikuchi finally couldn't bear it any longer, helplessly raised her hand to her forehead, and sighed deeply: "Sigh, do I really have to explain it to you so clearly? Idiot."

Don't you even consider your own "status" at school?

"Public opinion"?

As the most notorious troublemaker and number one problem girl in the whole school, you've long been at the top of the student council's list of people to be closely watched, you idiot!

Even if you act as confidently and righteously as a model student about to receive an award...

The student council won't let you off the hook either; if they don't investigate you, who will they investigate?

Investigate! Even if they leave the palace, we must investigate! (A certain Ru)

Although this "flawless" plan was not entirely without fault by Mitarai, after all, compared to digging tunnels and finding holes in walls, this solution at least incorporated some human ingenuity.

But something still felt off, so he hesitated before asking, "Isn't this method a bit too far-fetched?"

“Don’t worry, Mitarai.” Iori had already considered this issue: “We have two contingency plans for this operation!”

The camera then abruptly shifts to the scene of the operation...

The four-person team instantly split into smaller groups, each displaying their unique abilities, and began their astonishing, all-encompassing psychological warfare exercise:

Strategy 1: Put on headphones, pretend you didn't hear the security guard's question at all, and immerse yourself in your own world!

[Iori pulled out a huge pair of headphones from somewhere and put them on, humming along to a non-existent rhythm.]

Strategy Two: Pretend you got the ticket wrong, hoping to get away with it by being cute!

Mitarai pulled a crumpled convenience store discount coupon from his pocket, waved it casually, and walked into the school gate with a somewhat troubled expression.

Strategy Three: Impersonate a student from Qingnv University in an attempt to blend in!

[Completely ignoring his unconventional appearance, Yamamoto changed into women's clothing and strode confidently through the school gate in front of several security guards.]

Strategy Four: Disguise yourself as a visiting elementary school student!

Nojima pulled out a children's backpack with cartoon patterns from some other dimension, slung it over his shoulder, and his face was full of innocence.

"Security guard: I've experienced more visual shocks and mental pollution in a single day than in the past twenty years!"

"Hahaha, help... I guarantee this will definitely be in the Top 10 most absurd human behaviors I've ever seen in my life!"

The only advantage of this plan is probably its extreme "simplicity"! Because it requires absolutely no thought...

Seeing this group of talented individuals displaying their unique abilities, the onlookers were already laughing so hard they couldn't stop. There wasn't a single human figure to be seen in them!