Do these guys really not consider those two security guards as NPCs or what?

Do you really think everyone is blind?!

Bless the World

"I'm sorry, Aqua..." Kazuma took a deep breath, as if making a major, well-thought-out correction, and slowly spoke with a serious expression.

"I once firmly believed that you were the lowest IQ person in the world, the sole representative of stupidity." (Read super-satisfying novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"But now it seems... my judgment at the time... may have been a bit too frivolous and arbitrary!"

I have to admit that I was just a frog in a well.

Those abstract predecessors might be able to hold their own against Aqua in terms of intelligence, they're practically evenly matched...

After all, this is not the kind of infiltration plan that carbon-based life forms would come up with. The thought process is so convoluted that even silicon-based life forms would probably have to admit they are experts!

You might not believe it...

After witnessing the astonishing actions of these predecessors, Kazuma even had an utterly absurd thought uncontrollably arise in his mind:

Compared to these predecessors, this noisy, disruptive, and perpetually dim-witted goddess—maybe…is still salvageable!!

"What do you mean by that, Kazuma!" Aqua blinked her large, empty blue eyes, puffed out her cheeks, put her hands on her hips, and looked utterly displeased.

What does it mean to be a spokesperson for idiots?

Although she's not very intelligent, she's not stupid; in fact, she's quite clever at times (in her own opinion)!

"Could it be that you've always thought that Lady Aqua, the goddess, is an idiot? Kars, huh?!"

Kazuma slowly turned his head to look at Aqua, who had started to act unreasonably. His eyes no longer held the usual disdain and irritability, but were replaced by an unusual calm.

With a hint of comforting pity, he said, "Don't make me answer such an obvious question a second time."

Gintama World

"Earphone stealth trick, discount coupon deception trick, cross-dressing disguise trick, elementary school student disguise trick..."

Fourteen's hand, which was holding a cigarette, trembled slightly: "Kondo-san, are there really humans in here?"

The first two, though foolish, are at least within the realm of human understanding, but the latter two...

What kind of aberrant species is that?!

A muscular man dressed in women's clothing, and a strong adult carrying a primary school student's backpack.

Is it an alien insect?! Hey!

It's definitely the product of a failed attempt at insect mimicry!

Quickly call Tendo Oji! We need a Knight Kick here!

While Fourteen was still ranting and raving, Kondo Isao, standing to the side, burst into a hearty laugh: "Hahaha, it's alright, Fourteen!"

He crossed his arms and even gave the screen a firm thumbs-up, his eyes gleaming with pure admiration: "It's just a little disguise trick that's essential for tracking and infiltration (Li Zhao)! Pretty clever, kids!"

It's like Superman's glasses, Spider-Man's bodysuit, Kamen Rider's belt and mask...

Although these styles are a bit strange and exaggerated, their core function is the same!

"It's all about concealing our true identities and better protecting (tracking) the targets we want to protect (spy on)!"

"What a noble spirit of sacrifice!"

Looking at the righteous and awe-inspiring Kondo, Fourteen felt his CPU overloaded and was visibly bewildered: "Huh... so... so this thing has such a high-level definition...?"

A muscular man dressed as a woman, and a college student disguised as a primary school student.

Is this a way for "heroes" to hide their identities?

Rather than a hero, he's more like a failed cyborg who escaped from the Shocker organization, or some kind of new monster.

“That’s right, Fourteen.” Kondo nodded firmly, a tragic expression on his face.

"Just like me, I often disguise myself as a patriot to provide essential close protection for Miss A-Tai!"

I've always silently protected her from behind, unable to let Miss A-Miao know of my sacrifices and feelings... and this is the fate of an unsung hero...

"..." Fourteen took a deep drag of his cigarette, then slowly exhaled, forcibly suppressing the urge to draw his sword and kill someone.

He felt he had been fooled by the gorilla.

Chapter 1362 A Heartbreaking and Moving Friendship! So Tragic…

[As the group walked past the security guard in broad daylight, the camera suddenly cut to...]

The four who were so confident just moments before now knelt dejectedly in a row inside the security booth, like prisoners awaiting trial.

"I said—" The security guard looked at the group's outrageous outfits with a headache, "Are you guys treating us like idiots, playing us for fools...?"

"Especially you two!!" His gaze, like a searchlight, suddenly locked onto the two most destructive individuals.

The visual impact of Yamamoto, dressed in tight women's clothing with grotesque muscle lines, and Nojima, carrying a childlike cartoon backpack, is simply impossible to ignore.

"Absolutely not."

“We are all serious.”

Faced with the questioning, Yamamoto and Nojima simultaneously raised their heads, their faces devoid of any hint of jest, displaying only seriousness and earnestness.

Upon hearing this answer, the security guard clutched his forehead in anguish, his eyes filled with worry and despair for the future.

"...Has Japan's education system really degenerated to this extent?"

The world of spring things

"Eh... wait a minute... what do you mean by saying that Japanese education has degenerated to this level?"

Ms. Pingjia almost dropped the cigarette she had just lit onto her pants. She pointed blankly at herself, feeling as if a huge black pot had fallen from the sky.

After listening to the security guard's heartbreaking rant, she, as a dedicated high school teacher, was also quite heartbroken...

"I've tried my best to correct the problems of immature teenagers and troubled girls. You can't blame me for the decline of Japanese education, can you?"

Although I enjoy smoking and drinking occasionally, and I also like watching Jump, and sometimes I try to give students a little "love education" (iron fist warning)...

But she considers herself a good teacher with principles and integrity. She can't possibly teach those abstract college students on the screen!

"A...chuunibyou...young...boy...?" Hachiman's dead fish eyes instantly radiated an even stronger aura of lethargy, and the corner of his mouth twitched almost imperceptibly.

"This damn sense of déjà vu... Teacher, are you talking about me? When did I become a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) kid?"

I am merely a solitary philosopher who pursues the true essence of things, and occasionally offers necessary critiques of the falsehoods of youth.

This is completely different from those chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) people who shout "Explode, reality!"

"Wait..." Just then, a thought suddenly flashed through Hachiman's mind, and he frowned slightly as he murmured, "If I can be considered a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) kid..."

So-called problem girls are—

His gaze involuntarily and very discreetly drifted toward Yukino Yukinoshita standing to the side.

As if by telepathy, Yukino also looked up at the same time, her cool eyes instantly meeting his lifeless... no, probing gaze.

“…Alright.” Yukino Yukinoshita was slightly taken aback at first, then seemed to understand something and sighed softly.

"It seems that the special title of 'problem girl' must refer to me."

Her tone was calm and even carried a hint of resigned helplessness.

Although she believed she had absolutely nothing to do with the word, she was too lazy to bother explaining.

Baka and Test: Summoning World

“The education system in Japan…” When he spoke of this, Tetsuo Nishimura subconsciously raised his hand and rubbed the bridge of his nose hard, as if trying to force back the deep weariness.

There's absolutely no need to look at college students.

Just recalling the various disturbances that his F class had caused recently made his temples throb reflexively.

A group attempting to peep on someone showering, a vandalized clock tower, stolen exam papers, a bizarre cult (fff)...

One incident after another flashed before his eyes like a revolving lantern.

"Sigh..." Mr. Nishimura finally gave in, sighing helplessly, "Japan's education... has indeed degenerated."

As a "teacher known for his strictness and perseverance," he was unwilling to boost the morale of others, and even less willing to admit that his students had the potential to develop in some indescribable direction.

However, watching the astonishing feats of that college student named Kitahara Iori through the screen...

A terrifying yet incredibly clear thought exploded uncontrollably in his mind—

That idiot Yoshii...

She truly possesses the qualities of an emperor (Iori)!

"Sigh, I understand." Iori sighed, seemingly resigned to her fate, then pulled out her phone from her pocket: "We'll go back obediently. Can you tell me how to get to the station?"

[Iori's quick combo successfully drew the attention of the two security guards briefly to the glowing screen.] (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

【Now is the time—!!】

[Mitarai and Yamamoto, who had been poised for action, suddenly sprang up from the ground and charged towards the doorway, a symbol of dreams and freedom, with astonishing speed.]

As the door drew ever closer, Yamamoto's smile twisted with extreme excitement and longing, growing increasingly arrogant!

[So close... so close... if only... if only we could reach that place...!]

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