Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

【Crunch, crunch!】

[Gulp gulp!!]

A series of extremely inappropriate chewing and swallowing sounds came clearly from behind him.

The professor froze abruptly, turned around abruptly, pointed his arm like a sword towards the source of the sound, and his voice suddenly rose: "Who is it—! How dare you eat in my class!!"

"..."

The crowd met his gaze without flinching, their faces displaying silent indifference, remaining completely silent.

"Oh? Oh dear?" The professor squinted, humming a strange tune, and walked with odd steps to one of the students.

Is that you?

"No!"

After several questions, the professor suddenly turned around with an elegant yet slightly pretentious air, his bloodshot eyes widening in a look of obsession.

"Eating and drinking are prohibited in the lecture notes!! This is common sense!!" (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

"As it turns out, you can mess with anyone but these scumbags, unless you're a scumbag yourself..."

"Next professor candidate? I think you're not even in a good position, let alone a full professor."

Watching the professor strut around with such swagger on the screen, the onlookers were filled with pity, but also with a sense of vengeance—this was blatant revenge, Professor!

You can tell from the fact that not only were they not late or absent, but they were also sitting in their seats with serious expressions that there's definitely something fishy going on...

How could they possibly be so diligent and eager to learn?!

The Daily World of High School Boys

"One pound of pears (I object)!!"

A sharp white light flashed across Xiuze's lenses as he raised his hand to adjust his glasses: "I must say I cannot agree with what you're saying, Professor..."

Eating and drinking are prohibited in the lecture notes; this is common sense.

From a rules-based perspective, this statement itself is indeed impeccable, that's right!

"but--!"

Xiu suddenly changed the subject, raising his voice as if he had discovered a huge flaw in the other person's theory, "But you have overlooked the most important and fundamental point, Professor!"

Whether it's sneaking a snack during class or honing their disguise skills, all they do is read the latest volume of "JUMP" under the cover of their textbooks!

And then there's the ultimate disguise: a seemingly focused gaze while actually fast asleep...

These are all common-sense campus rules passed down from generation to generation by students for over a century!

“No, Hideaki.” Yoshitake crossed his arms and made his final, somber conclusion: “This can’t even be called common sense!”

"It's the survival instinct that humans have long had deeply imprinted in their DNA in order to combat boredom and hunger!"

"The instinct for survival...?" After hearing this "generous speech," Zhongbang, who was standing to the side, opened his mouth in disbelief, but could not find a reason to refute it.

Xiuze and the others are right.

The concepts of "sneaking snacks" and "no eating in class" seem to be completely opposite.

In fact, just like light and shadow, they have coexisted in a strange harmony since the birth of the classroom.

A student who doesn't sneak a snack in class is soulless!!!

"Then let's continue the lesson. The so-called mechanics of materials is simply the mechanics of materials—"

[Gulp gurgle...]

The clear, continuous swallowing sound rang out again, incongruously, echoing in the silent classroom as if deliberately provoking the silence.

The professor whirled around, veins bulging visibly on his forehead, his face contorted in a rage as he glared at the source of the sound. He roared, barely containing his rage, "No water!!"

After confiscating the water bottle, the professor took a deep breath and forced back his elegant demeanor: "Mechanics is the study of force—"

[Pfft—]

A crisp, ringing sound echoed through the classroom, completely shattering the professor's last shred of rationality.

"Didn't I tell you not to drink water?!" The professor, his face contorted like a demon from hell, roared deafeningly in the direction the voice came from.

"Huh? Teacher, you've misunderstood..." Iori sighed helplessly, raising the beer in her hand and shaking it: "I definitely wasn't drinking water!"

"Hahaha, help... This is hilarious... Genius, absolute genius! He definitely wasn't drinking water, because this beer—it's non-flammable!"

"Damn... Professor, you... no, you teach mechanics of materials! Sorry, I admit I was a bit loud just now, remember to bail me out next time!"

This scene caused all the onlookers to burst into laughter, because everyone knew that in this world, there was a common-sense principle already etched into their DNA—

Water is flammable!

That kind of liquid, which has a purity of less than 52 degrees and cannot even burn, does not deserve to be called water at all!

Therefore, it can be concluded that Iori was definitely not drinking water; the alcohol content was too low.

Chapter 1372 The professor is eating barbecue in class?! That's outrageous!!

Detective Conan World

Seeing Iori innocently sipping beer, Conan rolled his eyes and muttered speechlessly, "Hey, hey, hey... no matter what, drinking beer in class is really going too far..."

He could understand if it was just drinking water!

But openly chugging beer is practically a blatant provocation against the teacher.

Thinking of this, Conan, his professional instincts kicking in, subconsciously began to analyze, a hint of seriousness in his voice: "If this were in our world..."

Perhaps these could directly constitute the professor's "motive for murder"? He could even visualize the entire scene in his mind—

(Thump—)

(The professor collapsed to his knees on the dimly lit office floor, his eyes filled with endless sorrow and regret, clutching a "Notice of Rejection for Professorship" tightly in his hand.)

"I didn't mean to kill him..." The professor confessed, his voice choked with emotion, after being handcuffed by Officer Takagi. "It's all that guy's fault!"

"That was the most crucial moment for me when I was applying for tenure... My resume and my papers were impeccable..."

“But that guy, Kitahara Iori… he was actually in my class… Sigh, if it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t have failed.”

"This is no excuse for murder, Professor." Conan exclaimed involuntarily as he was still immersed in his dark fantasy full of Beika Town's unique characteristics.

"Murder?" Professor Agasa, who had just finished making coffee and walked over, was dumbfounded: "Shinichi, the professor killed someone??"

He only spent a short time making coffee without looking, and it's already escalated to the point of murder?

"Uh...cough cough...please don't mind it, Professor." Conan awkwardly looked away. "I was just saying that it was a bit much for Iori-senpai to drink beer in class."

Ai Haibara elegantly sipped her coffee and calmly analyzed, "If he's just drinking beer in class, you should be grateful..."

This was the closest liquid to water that guy could pull out, and it was also extremely rare—a non-flammable substance!

Otherwise, he would have had to take out a lighter in the classroom to prove to the professor that what he was drinking was indeed not "water".

"Uh...that makes sense." Conan was defeated by this irrefutable logic and could only shake his head helplessly.

Beer is fine, as long as it's not too excessive.

After all, Iori-senpai's personality is such that she's capable of doing outrageous things; she should be grateful she's just drinking beer.

Just as the professor was trying to calm himself down, regain his dignity as a teacher, and refocus his attention on the formulas of mechanics of materials, a commotion arose behind him...

[Click-clack—]

A series of clear, rhythmic chewing sounds rang out cheerfully from another corner of the classroom!

The professor's temple throbbed. He silently walked to the target student's desk and abruptly snatched the textbook used to obscure his view.

[Then she flashed a bright, sunny smile: "Let's have lunch early~~"]

The next second, the smile on his face vanished instantly, his pupils filled with terrifying bloodshot veins from rage, and he roared through clenched teeth, "I told you not to eat anything!!!"

Faced with the angry professor, the student eating the sandwich calmly swallowed the food in his mouth: "I'm not the only one..."

The professor turned around abruptly and saw that, as if by magic, books had sprung up on almost every student's desk in the previously quiet classroom.

[Some were expressionlessly munching on compressed biscuits, others were enjoying their lunchboxes... but there was one even more extreme case!]

On Iori's desk sat a portable mini-grill, with several slices of marbled meat sizzling on the grill.

Iori and Yamamoto, their faces serious, carefully flipped the slices of meat with tongs, as if conducting an important scientific experiment.

Yes, that's right, and these two too... eating barbecue in class!

"No...you...this...I...is this some kind of outrageous nonsense, you bastard! What the hell is this, barbecue? Is this something a carbon-based life form could come up with?"

"Help! If you want to make me laugh to death, just do it directly. Don't torture my abs and my sense of humor with this kind of mental attack. I'm about to laugh myself to death!"

"Professor: I just want to teach a class, but you guys want to hold a food festival in my class???"

Seeing the harmonious barbecue scene in the classroom, resembling an outdoor camping trip, the onlookers were already laughing so hard they were exhausted, lying sprawled on the ground, almost unable to breathe.

This is absolutely outrageous...

Sandwiches, compressed biscuits, and bento boxes at least have a secluded sense of ritual, but the sudden appearance of the oven made everyone unable to hold back.

They've stopped acting and started talking nonsense during class!

I really can't imagine that someone could be so bold...