Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

"..."

Looking at the classroom on the screen, which had been transformed into a food street, it was as if one could smell the aroma of barbecue even through the screen. The originally boisterous student council members all froze in place.

Gollum—

Miyuki Shirogane unconsciously swallowed, his gaze fixed on the projection screen, his voice slightly trembling: "So, in this world, there really are people who dare to do this right in the middle of the classroom, right under the professor's nose..."

"Let's eat barbecue!"

He had always thought that sneaking cookies or rice balls during class was already "dancing on the edge of a knife".

But little did I expect, there was something even more ruthless here.

Don't you want your credits anymore? Don't you want to graduate from university?

Fujiwara Chika, who was standing to the side, had long lost her usual liveliness, and stared blankly as she pointed out, "President, I finally understand why Iori-senpai drinks beer..."

Beer and barbecue, the absolute best match!

This is an even better match than a genius gamer and a doctor!!

"Beer? Now that you mention it..." Shirogane Miyuki recalled Iori holding up a beer can with a self-righteous look that said "I didn't drink water," and his expression immediately became extremely tense.

Beer and barbecue, wow, I didn't know you were such a foodie, Iori-senpai!

Looking at the sizzling, oily grilled meat on the screen, Ishigami Yu's eyes were full of confusion: "I've heard that university is more free, but isn't this too much of a freedom?"

Barbecue in the classroom?

He wouldn't even dare to think about such a thing; it completely exceeded his understanding of "freedom"!

Even if Oliva, the self-proclaimed freest man, came, in his heart, he would still have to obediently rank behind Iori-senpai. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Thinking of this, Ishigami glanced at the screen again and asked a question that came from the bottom of his heart: "Shouldn't we take out a mahjong table and start playing with four people?"

Or it's not impossible to just set up a pot and cook sukiyaki.

"..." This overly vivid suggestion plunged the entire student council room into an eerie silence once again.

Involuntarily, everyone's minds conjured up the scene of Iori, Kohei, and others sitting around the mahjong table, "three players short," and even enthusiastically inviting the professor to play a game.

If it's Iori-senpai.

It seems like it's not impossible!

The world of spring things

Watching Iori-senpai seriously flipping the grilled meat on the screen, Hachiman Hikigaya's dead fish eyes looked even more empty and numb.

"I should say... as expected of you..." Hachiman murmured softly, his tone a mixture of helplessness and a strange kind of admiration.

"You've never disappointed me when it comes to constantly pushing the boundaries... Iori-senpai—!!"

Looking at the classroom that had been turned into a "kitchen," Hachiman felt that no words could adequately describe even a fraction of the complex emotions he was experiencing.

This classroom is full of talented people!

Compared to Iori-senpai who directly turned on the oven, those other senpai who secretly ate sandwiches or bento boxes were practically...

He was named a "model student who abides by laws and regulations".

"Speaking of which..." Yukino Yukinoshita's usually cool eyes were now somewhat dazed. She gently rubbed her forehead, as if she were experiencing a strong mental shock.

Is this really a "Mechanics of Materials" class?

"I wouldn't doubt it at all if you said this scene was a teaching session for a culinary major."

No, if you define it strictly, she could believe it if you said it was a scene from a "Classroom-themed Camp Barbecue".

It's much more believable than this absurd scene.

Thinking of this, Yukinoshita slowly turned her head, her gaze, tinged with a hint of something more, towards Hiratsuka Shizuka-sensei, who was also speechless beside her: "So, sir..."

"When you were in college...did you also have such a unique classroom experience?"

"..." Ms. Hiratsuka rolled her eyes at her, then pulled a cigarette out of her pocket and put it in her mouth.

"Do you think everyone possesses the same level of bravery as Lü Bu...?"

During a university associate professor's class, he openly used a grill to barbecue on the table.

What is the difference between this and seeking death?

These younger students not only didn't treat the professor as a teacher.

They didn't even treat the professor like a human being!

The actions of Iori and her group are truly remarkable and worthy of being recorded in the annals of educational history!

Chapter 1373 Who's a kind soul who brings a vacuum cleaner to school?!

"You're even grilling meat, you bastards!!!" The professor's facial muscles contorted with extreme rage as he looked at Iori and Yamamoto, who seemed to be planning to have a buffet in the classroom.

Faced with the professor's furious roar, Iori calmly flipped the sizzling grilled meat with tongs, her movements as practiced as if she were in her own kitchen.

At the same time, he even put on an almost innocent expression, asking in confusion, "What did you say??"

[Yamamoto, standing to the side, looked completely "serious" as he calmly poured a beer into his glass: "That's right, Professor, you've really misunderstood! This grill just happened to be in my bag by chance~"]

Looking at the oven in front of them, the professor's face grew increasingly ferocious, and he roared in a frenzy, "Would anyone happen to bring something like this out with them?!"

"hiss--"

"I can understand if it's a cell phone or a computer, but is an oven something that can be accidentally...?"

Seeing the two still putting on an innocent act, everyone couldn't help but gasp, their expressions gradually shifting from shock to solemn respect!

I really can't imagine how brave a person has to be...

Only then did he dare to calmly flip the meat, leisurely pour the wine, and even put on an expression that said, "Teacher, you're making a big fuss over this?" under the professor's almost fiery gaze.

Compared to these powerful heretical cultivators.

Those petty thugs who randomly appear in alleys, smoking and shaking their legs, asking to borrow some money, are all cowards.

Hyouka World

"The oven... accidentally... got into my bag...?" Chitanda Eru's purple eyes, which usually sparkled with curiosity, seemed somewhat unfocused at this moment.

Unconsciously, she repeated that impactful sentence again, her voice soft but filled with confusion.

How strange—

She clearly recognized each word, but when they were put together to form a sentence...

It even caused her intellectually curious mind to become dizzy from overload, and she couldn't even understand some of it.

"What do you mean by 'the oven just happened to be in my bag'—?"

Does that mean: you just happened to find the oven in your bag, you just happened to have beef with you, and you just happened to plug it in?

And they even happened to have all the necessary seasonings for barbecue, and didn't forget to pair it with ice-cold beer?!

After a moment of silence, Chitanda subconsciously turned to the energy-saving figure beside her and hesitated before saying, "Oreki-kun, are the seniors...?"

"Trying to fool me like I'm an idiot, huh?" Oreki Houtarou, who was lying on the table, lazily raised his head, revealing half of his listless face.

"No, judging from how clumsy this excuse is... these seniors don't even consider the professor a human being."

Saying it's like playing with a monkey... that's already showing respect for the monkey's intelligence.

"I'm so angry! Everyone emptied their bags to show me what was inside!!"

The professor was nearly driven mad by the increasingly outrageous actions of these people. To prevent them from pulling any further tricks, he immediately decided to investigate.

"Eh—!!"

A chorus of groans erupted from below the podium, but under the professor's murderous glare, they obediently emptied their bags onto the desk.

The professor, barely containing his anger, began to examine the "evidence" like a general on inspection tour.

His gaze first fell on several flashy-covered erotic books and popular magazines. His lips twitched, but he still managed to squeeze out a comment through gritted teeth.

"These are somewhat understandable."

His gaze continued to move, eventually landing on several adult DVDs with provocative covers and several handheld game consoles with their standby lights flashing.

"Although I'm very angry, I can understand it; after all, they're a bunch of uncouth people!"

However, when the professor's gaze swept over the jumbled pile of items and finally settled on a single object at the far end of the table, all movement and speech abruptly ceased.

[Home Upright Vacuum Cleaner!]

[And it's a classic model, with wheels and a nozzle—it's clearly a mainstay for deep cleaning the house!]

"I have absolutely no idea what this thing is for...!!"

The professor let out a painful groan, clutching his head, which felt like it was about to split open, before collapsing onto the podium with a thud.

"Aaaaaah... Help! My head is about to split open... Why would they bring a vacuum cleaner to class, and a classic household model at that?!"

"I'm not curious why you guys brought a vacuum cleaner, I'm more curious about—how the hell did you manage to stuff a vacuum cleaner into your bag and bring it?!"

When that household upright vacuum cleaner appeared on the desk, the people watching the video seemed to suffer from some indescribable mental pollution, clutching their heads in pain.

Common sense…the common sense they've painstakingly built up over the decades…it seems they're now carrying their luggage, waving goodbye!

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