Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

I thought that carrying AV DVDs and pornographic books around was the limit of this group of scumbags, but I never expected that it was far from the bottom line!

You might not believe it if I told you.

Outrageous and outrageous prohibited items like A are now the most normal, reasonable, and easily understood things!

What kind of person would bring a vacuum cleaner to school, you idiot?!

Academy City World

"Why..." Misaka Mikoto asked the air in despair, as if she had been mentally corrupted by some indescribable evil god, her eyes glazed over as she murmured.

"Why did a vacuum cleaner suddenly appear?!"

"It belongs in the living room, the storage room, or the home economics classroom—but definitely not in a materials mechanics class!!"

She could tolerate pornographic books and magazines; she could even grit her teeth and try to understand AV DVDs and game consoles, but this damn vacuum cleaner...

Even as one of the seven Level 5s in Academy City, she simply couldn't understand the point of this thing!

Misaka Mikoto, trying to grasp at the last straw of rationality in the crumbling reality, suddenly turned her gaze to Shirai Kuroko beside her: "Kuroko, you tell me."

"Let these outrageous guys see what a normal person should bring to school!"

However, to Misaka Mikoto's surprise, the usually lively Shirai Kuroko had a shifty look in her eyes, looked away with extreme guilt, and her voice was inexplicably lower.

"N-nothing special, Onee-sama..." Kuroko said vaguely, "Just some... ordinary school tools and daily necessities..."

Seeing Kuroko's hesitant manner, Mikoto had a bad feeling. She then grabbed Kuroko's backpack with a dark face and turned it upside down.

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Several items fell onto the table. Besides some common everyday items, the most eye-catching were several familiar-looking packaging boxes (computer accessories)!

"..."

The air seemed to freeze.

The two fell into a deathly silence.

"Who...who..." Cold sweat trickled down Kuroko's forehead, his voice trembling as he tried to deny it: "Which damned spatial ability user did this!"

"How could they secretly slip this kind of thing into my bag! They're so shameless."

"Oh?" A burst of dazzling blue sparks suddenly erupted from Mikoto's bangs as she approached with a forced smile: "So you admit this is your bag??"

"What are you trying to do, bringing these computer accessories to class all the time, you troll?!"

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"They even brought a vacuum cleaner to school." Looking at the eye-catching vacuum cleaner on the screen, Hideyoshi was somewhat surprised, but not too surprised.

After all, what's a mere vacuum cleaner...?

Hideyoshi's gaze unconsciously drifted to the FFF group still sharpening their scythes in the corner of the classroom. (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

They keep "everyday items" there, such as the Grim Reaper's scythe, torches, and huge wooden crosses for execution!

Compared to these, the vacuum cleaners that the seniors brought were practically "cozy".

At that moment, Mingjiu, watching the inspection scene on the screen, was suddenly intrigued: "Speaking of which... what do you guys usually carry in your bags to school?"

The lecherous man froze abruptly, instinctively clutching his bag, his eyes darting around: "Camera...taking pictures...uh no!"

"I mean... there's... nothing there!"

"..." Seeing this, Mingjiu felt a little embarrassed. You didn't have to say it. I understand. You're a silent pervert.

Hideyoshi said frankly, "They are just some costumes and props for the drama club's rehearsals."

Akihisa nodded, as expected!

His gaze then silently shifted to Yuuji, who was still lying on the ground, emitting wisps of black smoke.

As if sensing Akihisa's gaze, Yuuji let out a groan that was hard to decipher: "Ugh..."

"Mmm." Akihisa seemed to understand the murmur and turned to look at the side with a bright smile: "Kirishima-kun, Yuuji said that he, like the seniors, usually brings A books to school."

"..." Kirishima Shoko nodded expressionlessly, then dragged Yuuji's "corpse" away from Class F, seemingly intending to execute him in another location.

This guy is a monster!

Just then, Himeji Mizuki clasped her hands together, a shy blush rising on her face: "I...I brought some homemade bento boxes...I wanted to...give them to...Yoshii-kun..."

In an instant——

Akihisa, who had just been smiling brightly, suddenly transformed into a tough guy from Fist of the North Star, with huge amounts of cold sweat pouring down his forehead like a waterfall!

Because he felt several heavy, hot hands pressing firmly on his shoulders!

"Yoshi-i-Akihisa!"

The core members of the FFF group, led by Sugawa Ryo, had appeared behind him silently, like ghosts, without him even noticing.

"Go ahead without worry. I hope you're fast enough to catch up with Yuuji, who's floating on the Sanzu River!!"

Sugawa Ryo's voice sounded like a congratulatory message from hell, followed by a merciless pronouncement of death sentence for the sinner Akihisa with his freshly sharpened scythe!

Chapter 1374 Iori: We're all scum, calm down!!!

"What are you saying, Associate Professor!"

"Don't call me associate professor, call me the next professor!"

Seeing that the professor was already in a terrible state, Iori sighed helplessly, put on an expression more serious than anyone else, and began his "sincere" explanation:

"Don't let our appearance fool you, we're actually all kind and understanding guys!"

Meanwhile, in the hallway outside the classroom, Chisa was running towards the classroom, saying, "I hope I can still catch the professor's lecture notes."

[I lost track of time while helping organize equipment at the dive shop, and only just arrived at school.]

"Is this the 'No One Is Absent' that the professor... cough cough, the associate professor mentioned? As expected, good students have privileges."

"Let's go back, Chisa! It doesn't really matter whether we make it or not, because there aren't any classes going on there!"

Watching Chisa frantically rushing to her destination on the screen, worried about being late, the people from other worlds covered their faces in disbelief—hey, hell is ahead!!!

That place is now a chaotic hub that combines food stalls, an appliance expo, and a showcase of bizarre human behavior...

What awaits you is not a classroom, but an endless hell called "003" where common sense collapses.

Even the professor is almost driven crazy by those self-proclaimed understanding and serious male students.

It's not too late to regret it now.

"Huh?? A vacuum cleaner??"

Chisa, who had just arrived at the classroom door, suddenly stopped in her tracks, her gaze fixed on the incredibly familiar-looking upright household vacuum cleaner standing by the door.

She hesitantly pushed open the classroom door, and the next second, she froze on the spot, what came into view was an absurd scene that could only be described as a painting of hell—

[Kouhei, Nojima, and a few others were gathered around the podium, each with a plate of grilled meat in hand, eating with obvious enjoyment, as if they were in a high-end barbecue restaurant.]

[Meanwhile, Iori stood high on the desk, holding a vacuum cleaner mop, sucking up the rising wisps of cooking oil.]

[He even earnestly explained to the trembling professor, "We're doing this so the fumes won't bother the other students!"]

"Damn it..." The professor covered his face in pain with one hand, his expression full of resentment as he grimaced in an odd position: "But it's in this inexplicable place... that I suddenly suddenly have common sense..."

Chisa stood outside the door with a dark expression, unable to muster the courage to step inside. She decided to just go home today.

"Oh no... This professor seems to have really been driven to the brink of insanity and is showing signs of Stockholm syndrome!"

"He's actually starting to think that using a vacuum cleaner to remove barbecue fumes is common sense, which shocks me even more than seeing a vacuum cleaner in the classroom!"

Looking at the ultimate hellish drawing on the screen that combined "academics," "food," and "home appliance modification," the onlookers from other worlds fell into an indescribable silence.

There were so many things to complain about that they didn't even know where to begin.

It's hard to believe, but this hellish scene of demons dancing wildly before our eyes actually came from a physics class—"Mechanics of Materials"!

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

Looking at Iori, who held up the vacuum cleaner with an air of pride like a pioneer of the Industrial Revolution, Yu Ishigami's gaze gradually shifted from shock to a blank stare mixed with admiration and bewilderment.

"At this point... should I say... they truly are worthy of being seniors who studied mechanical engineering...?"

They always manage to develop the functions of everyday objects to a level that is completely beyond their original capabilities in the most unbelievable ways!

A perfectly good household vacuum cleaner...

Iori-senpai actually picked her up on the spot and used her as a portable, high-powered human fume purifier!

I have absolutely no idea whether to praise our predecessors for their advanced environmental awareness or criticize their unimaginable creativity.

"Putting aside the premise... I think... that poor professor could even be considered..." Shirogane Miyuki paused, then continued with a somewhat complicated expression.

"Shouldn't we give Iori-senpai's 'Mechanics of Materials' course... some extra credits for practical innovation?"

This creativity in connecting theory with practice is truly hardcore!

At the very least, he would never have imagined using a vacuum cleaner to remove the fumes from a barbecue...

"Huh—? Credits?" Kaguya Shinomiya looked at Miyuki Shirogane in disbelief, pointing at the screen: "President! Wake up!"

"Are you sure these seniors' performances... can still be positively correlated with the word 'bonus points'?"