Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Eating barbecue and drinking beer during class, completely disregarding the professor—his arrogant behavior was outrageous—he's lucky he wasn't kicked out!

"Huh? Credits?" Just then, Fujiwara Chika, who had finally come to her senses, was also very shocked, but the reason for her shock was a little different.

"President... is this... is this a class?"

It's all barbecue, beer, bento boxes, and stuff like that...

The relaxed atmosphere, like being on vacation in Hawaii, made her think it was a class tea party during lunch break.

Shirogane Miyuki: "..."

Shinomiya Kaguya: "..."

Your reaction is the most outrageous, Fujiwara-sensei!!

Although I hate to admit it, the scene before me is indeed a class.

Perhaps this is the unique sense of relaxation that senior university students possess.

The professor, having regained his composure, pulled out a handkerchief and gracefully covered his mouth and nose: "I know what the vacuum cleaner and the metal plate are for."

"but……"】

The professor abruptly changed his tone, his voice turning cold and authoritative, his gaze sweeping across the pile of various contraband items on the table like a judge's.

"I'm confiscating everything else that's unrelated to the course!!"

【Nani—】

The pleasant and contented expressions on Yamamoto and the others' faces froze instantly, replaced by overwhelming rage. It was utterly despicable; they actually flipped the table!

"Don't talk back to me, you bunch of worthless students!" The professor retorted, revealing a ferocious expression. "My class, my rules!!!"

In an instant, Nojima, Yamamoto, and the others swiftly and seamlessly formed a circle, their backs to the professor, and began a hurried, suppressed whispered conspiracy.

"It seems we'll only kill him." (For thrilling novels, visit Feilu Novels!)

"I remember the lab had liquid nitrogen."

"Freeze him with that, then smash him to pieces."

"No, bro, it can't be that serious... it really can't be!! This is just a physics class, not the assassination classroom next door!!"

"Liquid nitrogen? Frozen into an ice sculpture and then smashed? This is such a professional killing method. Seriously, do you guys have no prior record?"

Watching the group loudly plotting their murder method, the onlookers couldn't help but swallow hard. This was definitely the most hardcore lesson in the history of higher education...

It's so hardcore that you might wonder if this is a university classroom or a team-building event at Arkham Asylum in Gotham City!

If this physics class continues, the next discussion will probably be about how to use CNC machine tools to manufacture weapons...

Detective Conan World

When Iori and the others on the screen began to seriously discuss the "liquid nitrogen murder plan," Conan's professional instincts kicked in instantly, and he blurted it out almost unconsciously.

"Liquid nitrogen? Rapidly freezing and brittle the human body, then shattering it... This method of murder is indeed quite rare."

By using extremely low temperatures to instantly freeze biological tissues, irreversible cell damage can be caused, and evidence can be destroyed to the greatest extent possible...

"..."

Before he could finish speaking, Conan suddenly felt two indescribably complex gazes fixed on him.

Ai Haibara raised an eyebrow slightly, her voice as cold as ice: "Great Detective, do you want to hear if you were speaking human language just now?"

Professor Agasa wiped the sweat from his brow: "Shinichi... let's not analyze murder plans at a time like this."

Conan instantly snapped out of his detective mode, realizing he had gone completely off track, and a large bead of cold sweat rolled down his forehead.

"Ahem..." He coughed awkwardly twice, quickly switching back to a righteous and serious expression: "I mean—this is too much!"

"How...how could someone have such a vile murderous thought just because the professor confiscated AA and the pornographic book?"

However, even though he tried to put on a serious expression, the outrageous motive for murder almost made him utter the words.

"But Shinichi..." Professor Agasa scratched the back of his head sheepishly and muttered, "We've seen plenty of murder motives even more outrageous than this, haven't we?"

For example, the ice cream was eaten, the player lost a game of mahjong, or even the tofu was cut badly.

Conan fell silent: "..."

So, Doctor, what you mean by 2.2 is that the professor deserves to die??

A faint sadness, as if our world were inherently abnormal, enveloped the shrunken high school detective.

Just as a dangerous glint appeared in everyone's eyes, and they were about to embark on a path of no return—

Suddenly, Iori stepped forward and blocked their path, her face displaying an unprecedented righteous indignation: "Classmates, we cannot resort to violence!"

[Yamamoto instantly flew into a rage: "Why are you stopping us, you scum!"]

"Being called scum," Nojima chimed in, his face full of displeasure. "Aren't you resentful, you scum!"

Iori shouted, "We're all scum! Calm down!"

"Hahaha—you're all scum! I have to say, you guys...you're frighteningly clear-headed when it comes to self-awareness!"

"I would call this scene 'The Stars of Humanity,' where scum attract scum."

Seeing Iori's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, everyone was both amused and exasperated. Anyone with a brain could tell that this guy was definitely up to no good!

As he himself said, this guy is a rare scumbag...

Chapter 1375 AV can be stationery, or it can be angst-related merchandise!!

After stopping her close friends from appearing on a legal news program, Iori, like a compassionate missionary, radiated a holy glow.

"Nothing unrelated to class is allowed—of course we know that rule, Professor."

"But professor... everything we brought is related to our studies!!"

The moment Iori finished speaking, Nojima, Yamamoto, and the others instantly understood his meaning, and each of them demonstrated the use of these contraband items to the professor.

There's Yamamoto who uses an AV box as a pencil case, Nojima who uses an AV case as a ruler, and even Mitarai who simply uses stacks of AV films as a protractor...

"These—are all legitimate learning tools that can be used in the classroom!"

"It wouldn't be appropriate if we didn't accept it."

"Wow—a master has emerged in the world of perverts!! I've been studying for over ten years and I've never seen such hardcore... stationery."

As the "stationery" on the screen grew increasingly bizarre in style and more and more outlandish in its uses, all the onlookers felt a complex mix of absurdity and amazement.

This ability to distort the truth is something even Lelouch's Geass couldn't match...

Gintama World

"Hmph... How naive, Professor!" Kondo Isao crossed his arms, staring intently at the screen, a calm and confident chuckle escaping his nose.

"Nothing unrelated to class is allowed in"—this statement itself is indeed impeccable.

“But…” Kondo Sangfeng suddenly changed his tone, his aura becoming sharp as a drawn sword, his eyes sharpening: “You’ve forgotten the most important point.”

"Since the ancient mythological era, 'AV' has been given a lofty name passed down by word of mouth among countless senior gentlemen—'Study Materials'!"

At this point, Kondo Isao's emotions became even more intense. He slammed his foot on the table, his clenched fist trembling slightly with excitement, and roared as if proclaiming the truth.

"This means that AV has been a sacred tool inseparable from learning since its inception!!"

Fourteen finally lost her temper, her face darkening as she let out a devastating roar: "What kind of study material is this?!"

No! The learning materials are indeed learning materials.

But it's not the study material you're referring to. What kind of study requires that kind of thing, you bastard!

Since the age of mythology?

Is this thing really that old?!

“No, I’m telling the truth, Fourteen.” Kondo-san withdrew his foot from the table, his tone becoming deep and mysterious: “This is a legend I read in an ancient scroll…”

Legend has it that in the age of mythology...

The two deities, Izanagi and Izanami, met at the Heavenly Pillar and became husband and wife, giving birth to this land.

However, due to an error in the order of the rituals, the first union resulted in the birth of an ominous, deformed child.

This caused the two gods great distress, and their great creation came to a standstill.

Just then, a mysterious deity presented a treasure containing the true meaning of life. After the two deities examined it, they were suddenly enlightened!

Ultimately, the islands and gods were born, and humanity was able to multiply as a result!

That's right, that treasure is—AV!

Fourteen completely broke down, roaring in exasperation, "This is completely different from the myths I know!!"

Why would an AV movie suddenly appear in such a solemn mythological setting? Damn it!

They probably didn't even have film back then! Was it carved onto tortoise shells?!

“None of that matters, Fourteen.” Kondo shook his head firmly, his eyes as devout as a martyr.

"Most importantly—this is enough to prove that what Iori and the others brought was indeed learning material inherited from the Age of Gods, containing supreme wisdom and the mysteries of life!"

"In that case, Kondo-san..." Sougo raised his hand expressionlessly, a dangerous glint in his eyes: "So the grill from before was also a study tool?"

Kondo nodded: "Yes, I study heat conduction."