Huh? Wait a minute?
His gaze suddenly shifted to Old Bone and Tanya, who had remained unusually calm throughout and were even brewing black tea: "Wait... why are you two so calm too?!"
"Give me some response!"
Tanya gave the two of them a cold glance: "What do you think?"
Before Ainz could even speak, Albedo, standing beside him, interjected with immense pride, "What do you know? Lord Ainz's experience and unparalleled wisdom are beyond your comprehension."
"..."
No, to be honest, this was the first time He had ever seen this 347th face.
As for the reason for being so calm...
A skeleton, a body structure completely sized for a young girl, is utter nonsense.
What kind of reaction do you expect from us?!
Do you expect us to suffer from the same phantom pain so intensely that we have to clench our legs together?
After personally locking Iori in those cold shackles and meticulously adjusting the pendulum to that fatal angle, Kohei's face broke into a radiant smile.
Seeing that everything was ready, Yamamoto reminded the group, "Well... let's begin the experiment."
Just then, Kohei suddenly turned his head and whispered to Iori, who still clung to a sliver of hope, "By the way, Kitahara."
"My previous report's comments were as follows." Kohei, a sinister smile on his face, handed the report to Iori.
[This is a complete mess, redo it!!]
Upon seeing the comment, Iori instantly broke out in a cold sweat, feeling completely terrified, but it was too late...
【clang--!!】
The incredibly heavy pendulum crashed down with devastating force, precisely completing its "experiment."
After a moment of deathly silence, the shackles were released. Iori, as if all her bones and soul had been ripped away, collapsed to the ground with a thud, unable to rise again.
"This lab shouldn't be called a lab; it should be called a Lie Detection and Humanity Testing Center—it's a true test of humanity!"
"This deadly pain from being hit by a chicken, this bone-deep ache, is not something that can be easily endured. I hope the person didn't die."
Looking at Iori, the "experimental sample" who had been severely damaged and collapsed on the ground like a lump of mud on the screen, the onlookers were filled with sighs.
This is the price of trusting others so easily!
From the moment the first victim, Kohei, appeared, the fragile trust in your so-called experimental team crumbled completely.
Chapter 1381 This damn competitive spirit, even if it's a pit, I have to jump in!
"Waaaaah...you...you scum...!" Having suffered a devastating blow to both her mind and body, Iori collapsed to the ground in a duck-like position, her entire body trembling uncontrollably.
Nojima glanced at it casually, his tone as indifferent as if he were asking about the weather: "Still not dead?"
Yamamoto merely turned his head slightly and added insult to injury in a completely flat tone: "Are you leaving your last words?"
Seeing Iori's utterly miserable state, the culprit, Kohei, showed no remorse whatsoever: "I never said the report was correct~~"
Nojima nodded thoughtfully: "I didn't say that."
[Yamamoto: "So you're saying you weren't lying."]
"Hahaha, you weren't lying—trust? What's trust worth in this scumbag group? Can it be exchanged for academic credits? No? Then sell it!"
"Not Dead Yet," "Do I Need to Leave a Last Word"... Look at this, what heartwarming and reliable end-of-life care! You should be grateful to have such a close friend by your side, Iori!
Seeing Iori sprawled on the ground, her body twitching and struggling uncontrollably, the onlookers felt both pity and a touch of admiration.
I never expected that this hardcore "chicken-hunting" experiment would actually be successfully completed...!!
No wonder he's nicknamed "Land God"—his resilience is ridiculously strong.
He could even consider going to the set of "Baki" next door to sign up for the Aquaman audition.
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They like to launch "friendship face-breaking kicks" at the crotch at the drop of a hat, and Iori has now overcome that weakness.
Surprisingly, Iori, who had struggled back from the brink of death, not only refrained from seeking revenge, but instead picked up the experimental report that was the "root of all evil."
"As expected." Iori pushed up his non-existent glasses, exuding an aura of academic genius. "The calculation formulas in this report are correct."
"The problem lies in the calculation process here!" he said, pointing precisely to a specific line of equations on the report.
"Then, then if we recalculate it..." Nojima's voice instantly filled with a glimmer of hope, his tone rising an octave with excitement.
"Does this mean we don't need to take any more risks?"
Iori looked up, a "friendly" smile spreading across his face. He confidently picked up his pen: "Wait a moment, I'll start calculating now."
That smile, at this moment, seemed exceptionally... radiant, yet subtly enigmatic.
"Danger!! As everyone knows, the normal Iori is actually the most abnormal; there's definitely something fishy going on inside."
"No, you two haven't even been tortured yet and you're just watching Iori like this... Is that even acceptable? If he were that kind, he wouldn't have dragged Kohei onto the execution platform in the first place."
Looking at Iori on the screen, who seemed to be possessed by the god of academia and exuded a strangely reliable aura, the hearts of all the onlookers instantly jumped into their throats.
Perhaps because the long-standing stereotypes are so deeply ingrained, almost no one has any positive hope for his "reliable appearance".
What a ridiculous, cosmic joke!
Who do you take Kitahara Iori for?
That's just a "humanoid creature" in human skin!
Don't expect that something as sophisticated as "humanity" will suddenly sprout from his muddled brain, okay?
Believing him now would be foolish.
Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World
"The previous experiments by our predecessors still didn't work; they didn't succeed even once..."
After withdrawing her gaze, Yu Ishigami shook her head dejectedly and said weakly, "Even if all four seniors complete the experiment, they still won't get credits from the professor."
"Huh?" Fujiwara Chika blinked her big eyes blankly, tilting her head to the side. "This... hasn't it worked yet?"
The heart-wrenching screams of Iori-senpai and Kohei-senpai replayed vividly in her mind—
Wasn't the experiment quite successful?
Even assuming the first two attempts fail...
But hasn't Iori-senpai already discovered the problem and is recalculating the formula?
Even Kaguya Shinomiya, standing nearby, couldn't help but glance at him with a probing look, her tone full of surprise: "Ishigami-kun, could it be that..."
Do you also know the specific criteria for judging the Charpy impact test?
After all, Ishigami's grades, which hovered around the passing mark—those who know, know.
If he performs exceptionally well, he might be able to barely fly over at a low altitude.
Now, he suddenly asserted with such certainty that his predecessors' experiments had failed; it was hard for her to believe that he was saying such things.
"The Charpy Impact experiment? I have absolutely no idea." Ishigami shook his head as expected, his expression unchanged. "However, do you remember the professor's initial requirements?"
"Requirements??" Fujiwara Chika rested a finger on her chin, trying to recall: "It seems to be... conducting four experiments, and if the sample isn't damaged even once, no points are awarded."
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Yu Ishigami nodded nonchalantly, then continued in a calm and even tone, "That's right, so you see the two seniors' samples were broken..."
Waaaaah—!
Before he could finish speaking, the guild leader, Shirogane Miyuki, swiftly stepped forward and covered Ishigami's mouth with his hand.
Then, under the questioning gazes of Kaguya and Chika, he dragged her to a corner and said in a low voice, "Enough, Ishigami! What other lewd things do you want to say to them?!"
Isn't it normal that the design hasn't been altered?
Does this guy really expect to see the sample between the two seniors' thighs physically destroyed?!
While Iori was engrossed in writing and drawing on paper, "calculating" those complex formulas, he also casually designated the next "lucky" experiment subject.
"Now it's Nojima's turn."
Nojima panicked as if he had heard his own death sentence: "Why me?!!"
[Having narrowly escaped death, Yamamoto immediately revealed a gloating smile, saying in an aria-like tone, "This was personally requested by the departed heroic spirits~"]
“Furthermore, longer legs are an advantage.” Iori stopped what she was pretending to do with her pen, her gaze darting back and forth between Nojima and Yamamoto.
After comparing their heights and leg lengths, Iori suddenly wore a very surprised expression: "Could it be that Yamamoto's legs are actually longer...?"
Upon hearing this, Nojima, unable to contain himself any longer, jumped out and said, "Very well, let's start with me!!"
These bastards have gone this far; even if there's a trap, we have to grit our teeth and jump in.
He was willing to die to prove that his legs were definitely stronger than that scumbag Yamamoto's!!
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"Oh dear, Nojima-senpai's damn competitive spirit! There's just no way to deal with him, isn't there, Yuuji..."
Akihisa shrugged exaggeratedly, striking a pose that looked utterly smug, his words brimming with pride.
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