It's truly baffling that he would fall for such a tactic of provocation, which even he could see through.
"..." Upon hearing this, Yuuji silently lowered his head, his gaze landing precisely on Akihisa's tiptoes, which he had subtly raised to appear taller.
"Before you spout this nonsense, could you at least straighten out the heels you've been secretly standing on? Idiot!"
Looking at the two of them, Minami Shimada couldn't help but laugh and wave her hand: "Hahaha, if you ask me, it's because you guys care too much about these inexplicable things!"
Just because someone commented on the length of their legs, they willingly jumped into a fire pit. What a bunch of idiots!
“No! Minami!” Just then, Akihisa, who had just been teased, suddenly stood up with a serious expression: “This is not a matter of whether or not I care.”
"It is a matter of principle concerning a man's dignity and face, a sacred matter that cannot be compromised!"
As he spoke, Akihisa seemed to feel that the examples were not vivid enough, so he began to gesture wildly, trying to find a suitable analogy.
"Just like you, Minami! If people say you're a penniless steel plate, and then compare you and Himeji-kun... ahhh—"
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! I'm going to die! My skull! It's going to shatter..."
Before Akihisa could finish his reckless remark, Minami easily lifted him up and slammed him to the ground with a beautiful German back throw: "Who are you calling a steel plate?!"
“If a guy is told he has short legs…” Yuuji pointed to the pitiful Akihisa and casually explained to Hideyoshi, “that’s probably the reaction he’ll have.”
Hideyoshi looked at his palm with a puzzled expression: "But why don't I feel this way..."
He put himself in the shoes of someone telling him his legs were short, but he didn't seem to feel any agitation.
Yuuji fell silent: "..."
It's probably because of your gender; after all, you're Hideyoshi.
Chapter 1382 The Coefficient N Filled with Hatred—!
After Iori's arduous "calculation," she finally arrived at the correct angle: "All done, 134."
Yamamoto decisively took the data calculated by Iori and ran to adjust the angle of the pendulum.
Only Nojima, who was about to become the "sample," broke out in a cold sweat upon seeing the result: "Wait, wait a minute! I... I don't quite believe your calculations, Kitahara!"
"Don't worry." Just then, Kohei said with a serious expression, "My calculation result is the same!"
Before Nojima could even process this sudden "double guarantee," Iori and Kohei displayed an astonishing level of teamwork!
The two men grabbed Nojima by the arms and shoved him mercilessly onto the "execution platform," swiftly locking his limbs firmly with cold iron handcuffs!
Kohei even gave Nojima a bright and "sincere" smile, assuring him again, "Both of our answers are the same! Now you can rest assured, right?"
Nojima, firmly strapped to the platform, paused, stunned—that makes sense. They couldn't both make the same mistake, could they? The probability of that is too low.
"Hahaha, help... I'm dying of laughter... If two people are calculating in the same way, that's truly fatal—because both of them are victims from the previous round!"
"From a life-threatening 138 degrees, a symbolic reduction of a mere 4 degrees? No... the convergence of this value is too subtle, 997."
Watching Nojima being dragged onto the execution platform, the people watching the video were both amused and exasperated. "You really believe their bizarre answers?!"
They weren't kindly helping with the "calculations" at all; they were clearly just scheming... 2冥倭陾syiIII澪+w巴=迩曰=易.
The professor was absolutely right; this group is a hopeless scumbag!
Magical Girl Illya World
Seeing the result of "134" calculated by Iori and Kohei on the screen, Illya finally couldn't help but cover her face and wail—
"If the tilt angle is 134, what's the difference between that and the previous 138...?!"
Even she, a poor elementary school student who was constantly nagged about her homework by Sera, knew this.
With an angle difference of 4, in the face of such a huge pendulum, it is basically equivalent to a tiny fluctuation on the horizontal line that can be ignored.
What's the difference between this and no price reduction?
She even felt that it was unnecessary for Yamamoto-senpai to go up and adjust the machine...
"There is a difference, Ilya-chan!" The Magic Ruby playfully circled around her. "Whether the answer is 134 or 138 doesn't really matter~"
"The important thing is—this number just needs to be lower than the previous one!"
It's like a group of underachievers comparing their exam scores; it doesn't matter which one they rank last.
If your score is even slightly higher than that of your so-called best friend next to you, you'll feel like you've "won"!
"Sigh..." Rin Tohsaka sighed deeply, her lips twitching as she revealed an indescribable expression.
"Having these problem students around is an absolute test of a teacher's mental endurance!"
Questioning professors, understanding professors, becoming a professor—
To be honest, she even started to wonder how these talented people got into university.
This IQ fluctuates too much, going up and down so much.
“If they continue playing like this,” Miyu said expressionlessly, taking out her calculator, on which a series of rigorous formulas and the final result—101—were clearly written.
"They might... need to go to the second round to happen to get a result close to the right one."
"Wait, wait a minute, Miyu...?" Illya looked at the dense string of letters and symbols on the calculator board, visibly confused.
"Isn't this physics homework? Why are you writing in English?"
“Illya-chan…” Rin Tohsaka slapped her face and covered her head with her hand, feeling a headache coming on: “Is it possible that it’s not English, but a regular calculation formula?”
Miyu decided to ignore the abstract question about Ilya and looked at the screen: "If we're going to conduct multiple rounds of experiments, do they have enough experimental samples in stock?
"Miyu—!!" Upon hearing this, Luviagelita, standing nearby, instantly blushed and shouted, "This is not a word an elegant young lady should use!"
What does it mean to say whether the experimental sample inventory is sufficient?
You should know that this "experimental sample" is...
Cough!
In short, it's really terrible for such awful and direct words to come out of the mouth of a primary school student!
"134, it's about to begin—" Just as Nojima was being pushed onto the execution platform, Yamamoto, who was adjusting the equipment, suddenly realized something was wrong while looking at the report in his hand.
Because what's written on it isn't 134 at all, it's 101...
[Yamamoto suddenly looked up in horror, his gaze falling incredulously at Iori and Kohei, who were smiling broadly around Nojima, patting their chests assuring him that their calculations were correct.]
"These two scumbags are lying without batting an eye—!!" (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)
【but……】
Who cares? It's not like I'm the one who got hurt.
Thinking this, the brief look of fear and hesitation on Yamamoto's face vanished instantly, replaced by an almost numb calm.
Without further hesitation, he decisively and firmly pulled the switch.
【clang--】
The heavy pendulum swooped down with undeniable force, once again precisely fulfilling its mission.
The spirit of Shan rose and fell. The poor Nojima couldn't even utter a complete wail; his eyes rolled back, and he collapsed to the ground with a thud, his body convulsing unconsciously.
"They're lying without batting an eye, that's true, but how come you turned on the switch without batting an eye too?!"
"Where is your conscience?! Was it smashed along with the eggs by the previous pendulum...?"
Watching these people smoothly and seamlessly complete the entire process of "fraud-discovery-ignore-execution," the people watching from outside the screen fell into a deep silence.
Lying is as natural and fluid to them as breathing; there is absolutely no trace of human hesitation or struggle...
This can no longer be described as "plastic friendship"; it's practically "nuclear waste level" brotherhood!
What kind of chaotic and despicable group of people could possibly consider backstabbing as a core part of their corporate culture?!
"Alright, now it's just you left."
"Let's go with 133 degrees for Yamamoto."
After sending Nojima to his "ascension" without any psychological burden, and even with a touch of pleasure, Iori and Kohei slowly turned their heads at the same time, their faces adorned with kind smiles.
[The focus was simultaneously drawn to the last survivor at the scene—the mountain itself.]
"No...wait, wait a minute!" Yamamoto retreated in terror, his forehead instantly covered in a fine layer of cold sweat.
"The answer...the answer has already been calculated to be 101 degrees, right?! Just use that! Just use 101 degrees!"
"Why do you want to set it to such a high temperature of 133 degrees?!"
"Hehehe..." Iori and Kohei both let out low, hollow laughter at the same time, their voices drifting as if they came from the depths of hell: "That's because of this answer..."
"It needs to be multiplied by a coefficient N."
The smiles on their faces instantly crumbled. Although their mouths stretched to their ears, their eyes held no trace of amusement, only endless darkness.
"That's right, it's the coefficient of hatred, N—!"
[With that, he showed no mercy and had Yamamoto escorted to the execution platform for his final judgment.]
"All I can say is that they are geniuses who come along only once in a century... They've already started creating their own physical laws and formulas. What else could they be but geniuses?"
"Goodness, the hatred level is N! No wonder I wasn't in the same era as some of the physics giants, it turns out it's a case of kings not meeting kings!"
Seeing the terrifying facial expressions on their faces, all the onlookers realized with absolute clarity that the final outcome of this absurd experiment had actually been predetermined from the very beginning.
From the moment the first person was pushed onto the execution platform, the trust among these individuals completely collapsed, and the chain of revenge began to spin wildly.
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