It's absolutely flawless...
This profound resonance at the soul level gave everyone every reason to believe that she and Iori could definitely get along.
Their thought processes are so similar.
"Don't worry, there won't be any problems..."
[Iori said in a tone that suggested she had seen through him long ago, while glancing at Kohei: "He basically only remembers the voice actor concert from that day."]
Following Iori's gaze, Busujima saw Kohei trembling with fear at the sight of this "stranger."
She could even hear Kohei's choked sobs: "Strangers...how scary...!!"
Meanwhile, Azusa-senpai, like a mother comforting a frightened animal, reached out and gently patted Kohei's head, saying in a soothing tone, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid."
"..." Busujima, who witnessed this extremely contrasting scene, remained silent for a moment: "It's actually a bit infuriating!"
"If you're worried, how about I go and beat him half to death?" Iori offered a very constructive solution: "It'll just get my hands dirty."
[Bukushima's displeasure vanished instantly, replaced by an expression of finding a kindred spirit: "I don't dislike your way of thinking."]
"They really are... two scumbags with highly similar interests and perfectly matched thought processes! Their personalities are just too compatible..."
"I'll go beat him half to death? And you're worried about getting your hands dirty? I can only say, this is truly a touching display of deep friendship."
Seeing the two on the screen who were in complete agreement on how to resolve the matter with Kohei, the onlookers were both amused and exasperated.
A scumbag's friend is destined to be a scumbag too; it truly is an eternal truth of the universe...
This is what they call "birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into scoundrels"!
Busujima-senpai's plan to beat someone until they lose their memory, surprisingly seems a little bit "cute and gentle" when contrasted with Iori's line about beating them half to death.
Another World Quartet World
"No way, are you kidding me...?"
Looking at Kouhei, who was huddled next to Azusa-senpai in the picture, trembling like a quail, Natsuki Subaru's face was filled with shock as his worldview was being shaken.
"Someone like him...would he really be shy?"
This guy was even dressed as a maid and greeted guests at the school festival not long ago...
This guy is amazing! He can even confidently shout out the taboo line "Please treat me like a dog" in public!
Now you're telling me this awesome person is socially awkward??
This is even more astonishing than surviving a game and making it to the mansion in one life...
After crossing his arms and remaining silent for a moment, the madman spoke hesitantly and uncertainly: "Could it be... the legendary dual personality?"
He heard that there was a card player who had a split personality, and now he's apparently become some kind of "Game King".
Hearing their outrageous guesses, Tanya rolled her eyes in exasperation and coldly retorted, "You're overthinking it."
"Isn't this a typical case of anime fans being afraid of real people? It's fundamentally different from social anxiety..."
Her experience as an elite salesperson in her past life wasn't just for show; she'd seen plenty of similar situations in her past life.
It's simply an instinctive sense of panic and avoidance that otaku feel towards strangers who may not understand their otaku culture.
After initial contact and assessment that he is harmless, he can quickly switch back to the... uh... "let loose" mode that you all know.
Subaru and Makoto exchanged glances and nodded, seemingly understanding: "Is that so?"
The two reminisced about their days as shut-ins. Although they were also homebodies, they didn't seem to have reached this level of "shyness towards strangers"...
"Nonsense..." Tanya retorted speechlessly, "Can you two be called homebodies? You're just lazy bums!"
Phew——
Shinjiro and Subaru, along with the innocent Ainz Ooal Gown who was caught in the crossfire, felt as if they had been stabbed in the heart and fell completely silent.
Chapter 1398 Only 81 points?! What a blatant blunder!
[At the reminder from Azusa-senpai and Nanaka-san, the brief conversation ended, and everyone began preparing to change into their swimsuits and go into the water.]
After a while, Busujima, who had changed into her swimsuit and was only wearing a jacket casually draped over her shoulders, looked around suspiciously before quickly pulling Iori outside the shop.
"...I want to hear your firsthand impression!" Busujima, as if about to reveal some ultimate weapon, abruptly pulled open her coat, revealing her swimsuit underneath.
Then, with a hint of barely perceptible tension and anticipation on his face, he asked, "How...?"
Iori's gaze instantly sharpened like that of a professional judge, quickly scanning her from top to bottom before she blurted out in an extremely professional tone: "81 points—!!"
"Big brother, no, Iori-sensei... are you sure you didn't let personal feelings get into your evaluation? It's only 81 points??"
"With this setup... either the judges' standards are far too harsh and twisted, or it's blatant biased officiating!!"
Seeing Iori's seemingly professional demeanor on the screen, all the viewers were filled with deep suspicion. After all, the referee had a grudge against the contestant and was suspected of making biased calls.
This rating system, which may be influenced by personal grudges, has extremely low credibility...
Bring Captain Dragonfly or Momotaro (Bakutaro Team) from the next set to be the referee, you bastard!
Academy City World
"8...81 points??"
Misaka Mikoto stared at the outrageous score Iori had given her on the screen, a few black lines instantly appearing on her forehead, and her lips twitching uncontrollably.
"I'd really like to ask... how exactly was this guy's rating system constructed?!"
From a purely rational perspective, how could Busujima Senpai only score 81 points with her hardware configuration and character modeling?
While she may not be as exceptional as those two monster upperclassmen in the shop, she would definitely be a formidable opponent in the ordinary world!
How could it be that you've only just reached the excellent score threshold...
etc--
Misaka Mikoto suddenly thought of a very cruel and realistic question: "If I can only get 81 points even at this level, then..."
The thought struck Mikoto like a bolt of lightning, and she instinctively lowered her head—
Yes, the view was very open, and I could see my toes without any obstruction.
A muffled thud!
Just moments ago, Misaka Mikoto was complaining about the ratings, but now all her strength seemed to have been drained away. She collapsed onto the floor in a dejected, forward-leaning posture, utterly defeated.
A palpable sense of low pressure enveloped him as he began to mutter to himself, "How long... how long would I have to drink Musashino milk... to barely even reach the passing grade?!"
An image of a blonde, starry-eyed woman with an unscientific figure, whose strength rivaled that of the two "monster senior sisters," uncontrollably surfaced in her mind, mocking her.
"Oh dear~ what poor breasts~"
Zizzi——!
The black aura emanating from Misaka Mikoto was almost solidifying, and blue arcs of electricity were flickering uneasily.
hateful……
We're starting from completely different points, how are we supposed to win?!
Azure Sea World
"81 points..." Upon seeing this, Ai Lai's face turned ashen, and she turned her head away mechanically as if her soul had been ripped out.
With a voice tinged with the last glimmer of hope, she posed a fatal question to Iori: "Just to ask, according to your scoring criteria, what score would I... give myself...?"
Upon hearing this, even Chisa, who had been completely indifferent, twitched her ears almost imperceptibly and unconsciously leaned slightly towards Ailai.
"What score would you give it?" Upon hearing this, Iori turned her head sharply, her eyes instantly becoming as sharp as a scanner.
Aina felt a chill run down her spine under his strange gaze, a sense of tension akin to checking college entrance exam results welling up inside her: "W-how...?"
"Hahaha! Stop joking, you corpse beast!" Iori suddenly withdrew her gaze and then let out an extremely hearty laugh.
"You can't even submit an entry, how am I supposed to score you..."
Buzz—buzz—!
Almost the instant Iori finished speaking, a piercing sound of a chainsaw starting up suddenly rang out.
Blood tears streamed down Ailey's face. In an instant, she pulled a roaring chainsaw from somewhere and roared, "Die!!!"
"Wait...why are you angry! Didn't you ask me to rate you?!"
The two beastly seniors who had been silently observing the whole process seemed hesitant to speak.
Well, this really sounds like something he would say—Kitahara Iori has a heart that loves to court death!
"Who told you to rate me, you bastard!" Busujima slapped Iori across the face, stopping him from continuing his rating.
Her gaze darted anxiously towards Azusa-senpai and Nanaka inside the shop, and she lowered her voice to ask the question she truly cared about: "I'm not any worse than them, am I?"
"Oh, you mean this!" Iori suddenly realized, and then, almost without hesitation, spoke in a calm tone as if stating an objective fact.
"Utter defeat—!!!"
"Give up, there's no way you can win. Your behavior is like that of a Shichibukai, who arrogantly challenges the authority of the Four Emperors—you're just asking for humiliation!"
"Senior Busujima, I admire your ambition! But... you have no obligation to defeat an opponent you can't beat. Just accept reality."
Seeing that Poison Island was still determined to compete with the two senior students, everyone sighed and felt a strange sense of admiration.
If Yamcha had your ambition, he wouldn't have been reduced to a background character so quickly, with only the "Tea God" meme and that classic falling pose left!
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