Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"It can't be a complete defeat, can it?!" Hearing Iori's final verdict, Sakurako Busujima's voice trembled and cracked; she felt her sanity crumbling.

Although she had a vague feeling that her chances of winning were slim, she never imagined she would lose so completely and so miserably!

In her mind, the worst outcome should have been a narrow defeat or a close contest.

Seeing her unwillingness to accept reality, Iori sighed helplessly: "In that case, I'll use a simple and easy-to-understand analogy."

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"The gap between you is roughly the same as the gap between me and Otsuya..."

"No—no—!!!" This metaphor was like the last straw, instantly breaking Busujima's back.

[Her face filled with despair, she stretched out her hands and covered her face tightly, letting out a piercing wail: "Doesn't that mean the score difference is too big, and the referee will just declare the game over early?"]

"If we convert this mausoleum, the distance between the three neighboring VI*II and the marathon... that's a full 45 kilometers less!"

Doesn't this mean there's no chance to even struggle? It's too cruel!

"Using the gap between himself and the Sunshine Angel Otsuya to compare the gap between Busujima-senpai and those two who are beyond the norm, this analogy is so damn easy to understand."

"Big brother... Busujima-senpai did lose, but it shouldn't be as hopeless as you say, right? The gap between you and Otoya is practically death."

Hearing the two people's incredibly vivid and bizarre analogy, everyone was utterly speechless, in a sense...

These two are truly kindred spirits when it comes to self-awareness and mutual sabotage!

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"Although reality is cruel, but..."

Yuji cautiously looked around, and only after confirming that the terrifying figure holding the commandments was no longer nearby did he let out a long sigh of relief, wipe away his cold sweat, and continue.

"But Busujima-senpai's description is far too desperate; it's not that bad at all!"

"But...but..." Upon hearing this, Akihisa wiped away the still-flowing blood from his nose and asked in confusion, "It's a difference of 45 kilometers! Isn't that despairing enough, Yuuji?"

As he spoke, Mingjiu pointed to the grotesque pervert lying face down in a pool of blood beside him...

This professional photographer has already proven it with his own body data—

Judging from the drastically different nosebleeds experienced by the silent pervert when he saw Azusa-senpai and Busujima-senpai, Busujima-senpai undoubtedly lost!

"445 kilometers?" Yuuji looked at Akihisa's idiotic, matter-of-fact expression, and veins popped out on his forehead. "A marathon is only 42.195 kilometers! Genius!"

Did she just create an extra 2.8 kilometers out of thin air?

Moreover, judging from this metaphor, it's not just losing at the starting line, but rather not even finding the right track.

Yuuji's gaze then fell upon Minami and Himeji, paused for a moment, and then turned to Hideyoshi...

"I see!" Upon noticing Yuji's gaze, Akihisa instantly understood what it meant.

"In other words, the difference between Busujima-senpai and Azusa-senpai is simply—"

"We can't use Minami and Himeji to fight this match, we have to use Minami and Hideyoshi, and then they narrowly lose... Ahhh!!"

Minami, enraged, unleashed a knight's kick at Akihisa's waist, roaring through gritted teeth, "Why did I still lose to Hideyoshi in this match?!"

"I'm so sorry, Minami." Akihisa got up from the ground, smiling apologetically, "I should say it was a crushing defeat..."

"..."

Am I absolutely destined to lose?

Chapter 1399 gets a maximum of 10 points! 2 of those points are for neat handwriting!

Meanwhile, Ai and Kohei, hiding furtively behind the door, witnessed Busujima and Iori's flirtatious banter inside.

[Aile's eyes were blank, and she muttered sourly to Kohei beside her, "...Don't you think that person is being pretentious?"]

"What does 'make up' mean?" Kohei, a longtime fan of anime and manga, looked puzzled. "Like what you see in anime?"

"Didn't you see that just now??" In an instant, Ai Lai began to recall the scene that had just occurred, and with the help of her personal filter, the image was completely distorted...

[(The scene softens, and a pink, bubbly atmosphere even permeates the space between the two.)]

[(Bukushima, like a shy older sister next door, blushed and said in a soft, sweet voice, "I changed into a new swimsuit... but I'm so shy...")]

[But still, suppressing her shyness, she lifted her coat: "Anyway... I just wanted to show it to Iori-kun first..."]

[(Meanwhile, Iori seemed to have been struck precisely through the heart by Cupid's arrow with a "thud," her cheeks flushed crimson, her eyes sparkling, looking utterly captivated.)]

Looking at the completely unrealistic romantic drama playing out in Ai Lai's mind, Kohei felt a large bead of cold sweat drip down his forehead: "It doesn't seem like that to me."

"Damn it... This, is this the Sharingan's top-tier genjutsu? Or is it the complete hypnosis of Kyoka Suigetsu? When exactly did I fall for it..."

"We're all watching the same channel, but why are the interpretations completely different?!"

As Ai Lai conjured up a fantasy world filled with pink bubbles and the atmosphere of "youthful romance" in her mind, the corners of the mouths of the onlookers outside the screen twitched involuntarily.

How thick is your romantic filter, Airi?!

It's amazing that someone could interpret such a pure and innocent romantic relationship from the scumbag interactions between Busujima-senpai and Izumi-san...

In a sense, you are really strong.

Now I finally understand how those love-obsessed heroines in comics, who create countless misunderstandings out of thin air, actually think.

With such an outrageous ability to make connections, plus the fact that all the male leads in those teen idol dramas are mute, it's hard not to cause misunderstandings!

After realizing that Kohei hadn't noticed anything amiss, Ai Lai glanced at him briefly and said, "Then I'll show you with my own experience!"

As she spoke, she deliberately put half a step away from Kohei, beginning to recreate the "romantic" scene in her mind when Busujima and Iori were talking.

[Aile lowered her head slightly, her fingers nervously twisting together, and said with extreme shyness and embarrassment, "Um, Kohei."]

“The first time…” Ai Lai reached for the zipper of her wetsuit at the back, pretending to unzip it, her face trying to appear incredibly shy, as if she had made a huge decision.

"I only want to show this to Kohei..."

As he spoke, he unzipped his wetsuit, only to find not a swimsuit underneath, but a full-length sun-protective garment!

How's my new sun-protective clothing?

“No, that…” Kohei paused for a moment, his tone completely flat, “I don’t care at all.”

[Ailee seemed deeply insulted, instantly bristling and roaring, "I specially showed it to you first, at least let me feel a little bit moved, okay?!"]

Kohei, his face contorted with frustration, roared back, "Don't force me to do things my way!!"

The Daily World of High School Boys

"Senior Ai Lai, I'm sorry..."

Xiu Ze's glasses reflected a dazzling white light. He crossed his hands and rested them on his chin, striking a classic commander's pose, and announced in an extremely solemn tone.

"After rigorous review by this review committee, we will now give a score for your tempting practice just now."

“If the full score is 100 points…” Xiu paused, as if tormented by his conscience, “I can only give you a maximum of 10 points!”

"Wait...wait, Xiuzhe! Ten, ten points?" Tadakuni pointed at the screen with an incredulous look on his face: "There are still 10 points? This score is too high."

At least Busujima-senpai was wearing a proper swimsuit, but Airi-senpai went too far...

It's a sun-protective garment, and it's the kind that covers you up completely!

What perfectly healthy male high school student in this world would actually be attracted to a sun-protective shirt?!

Even if Nana and Azusa wore sun-protective clothing, their scores probably wouldn't be very high, since it's a major area for deduction.

"Tsk... only ten points?" Yoshitake clicked his tongue in disdain, seemingly thinking the score was a bit low: "I thought it would be at least 15 points..."

Xiu pushed up his glasses and said decisively, "10 points, no more."

"Moreover, 8 out of those 10 points are for Senior Ai Lai's confidence in daring to replicate Senior Busujima's behavior!"

Zhongbang nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite: "Then... what about the remaining two points?"

"You mean that one—" Xiu waved his hand dismissively, saying casually, "The remaining 2 points are for the paperwork, I just gave them to you randomly."

This is just a small token of appreciation from Xiu Ze, out of consideration for Ai Lai's hard work in performing, to make it look a bit better.

At least they have double-digit "combat power," which is better than being a complete weakling, right? (Read super-exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Chung-bang's lips twitched, his face darkening. "You really are kind-hearted, Hide-tse."

Eight out of ten points are for courage, and the remaining two are for neatness. So you're not giving me any points at all?!

This feels even more heartbreaking...

Gintama World

"No way—it's absolutely impossible—!!"

Inside the Shinsengumi headquarters, Kondo Isao, now in judge mode, pulled out a scorecard with "0" written on it from somewhere and slammed it on the table with a "thud".

He then crossed his arms, his face serious, and let out a heavy sigh, as if judging some major competition: "This contestant... didn't even submit the most basic entry..."

"How am I supposed to score this? Isn't this making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger?"

Moreover, wearing sun protection clothing on a battlefield full of sunshine, sand, and bikinis at the beach?

They even got the competition events wrong!

This is comparable to someone at a barbecue restaurant not eating the meat, but instead showing off how perfectly they wrapped their lettuce leaves...

You've completely missed the point!