Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Just as no one cares how well Yamcha plays baseball, no one cares who wears sun protection clothing at the beach.

"In terms of visual appeal, this sun-protective clothing isn't even as attractive as—a primary school student's school swimsuit!!"

Bang!

Hijikata Toshiro, who was drinking tea nearby, almost choked to death. With a dark expression, he retorted, "What kind of perverted statement are you spouting in broad daylight, you police chief?"

"Who gave you permission to rate others without my permission?!"

"Apologize! Apologize to Miss Elle on the screen, you gorilla!"

"4—" Sougo put down a scoreboard with a score of 4 on it, expressionless: "This comment is not sharp enough, it's far from being as good as that glasses frame."

"I'd give it a 3 out of 10." Kondo-san put down a rating board and commented with a serious face: "Fourteen's comments are superficial and lack substance. He forgot to comment on Yamcha."

Fourteen, his face contorted with rage, pointed at Sougo and roared, "Why did you guys even rate my吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments)?!"

In response, Kondo and Sougo, without any expression, once again gave him scores of 5 and 6 points respectively!

Although the rating is higher than before, you still forgot to complain about Yamcha, Fourteen.

Just as Kohei and Airi were still squatting behind the door, engaged in a pointless debate about the "charm of sun-protective clothing," Iori's voice suddenly came from not far away.

"Otoya, Sakurako wants you to go help out in the back!" 4.7 [Aira and Kohei instantly stopped their playful fight, as if a pause button had been pressed, and crouched behind the door to observe again.]

Upon seeing that Iori was alone, Ai Lai suddenly stood up, took a few steps closer to Iori, and then looked her up and down with a probing gaze.

"You two have such a good relationship, you've even started calling each other by our first names..."

Upon hearing this, Iori sighed deeply, as if recalling something incredibly troublesome: "Sigh... we even have to use special names when we're alone."

[Aile's pupils dilate in shock, her brain overloaded: "A...special...title??"]

"Brother, please explain the part that's most likely to cause a fatal misunderstanding clearly. You really can't skip that part..."

Hearing Iori's devilish summary that omitted all the causes and consequences, the viewers outside the screen suddenly felt dizzy and their mouths twitched uncontrollably.

He truly deserves the title of a genius at summarizing—

They can always effortlessly create the most misleading answers through precise omissions and strange wording.

The most amazing thing is that even after reviewing the surveillance footage word by word, they couldn't find a single trace of lying...

Chapter 1400 An Angelic Personality, Otoya is Too Perfect!!

After changing into their wetsuits, everyone went to the beach and, following basic diving rules, worked in pairs. Participants were free to find their own partners.

"Although I'm reluctant, I'll choose you anyway." Without a second thought, Busujima moved directly next to Iori.

She knew perfectly well that wearing this fully covered wetsuit wouldn't allow her to show off her swimsuit at all, and might even cause trouble for Otoya.

[Iori was speechless: "I thought you would deliberately make a mistake, and then maybe even try to be cute with him or something..."]

Busujima sighed, "To feign clumsiness and cuteness requires skill."

“There’s some truth to that, but you’re overthinking it.” Iori pointed to Nanaka-nee, who was standing not far away.

"Since you're here for an introductory diving experience, your dive buddy can only be Nana, the instructor."

"Simply put, Iori himself is still a half-baked rookie who barely passed the assessment, and he can't carry the team..."

"Putting everything else aside, Senior Sister Busujima is quite self-aware when it comes to diving safety!"

Did you deliberately make a mistake and act weak while diving?

That's not flirting, that's playing with your life, that's really stupid!

only……

Watching the familiar interactions between Poison Island and Iori on screen, all the viewers couldn't help but fall into deep thought, a sense of familiarity and danger welling up in their hearts.

Something's not right, it's 9 out of 10 something's not right!

It seems to me that this senior student from Busujima is using a feint to achieve her goal while secretly plotting something else...

That's right, Iori is that Kura!

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

"Um...everyone...is there a possibility?" Ishigami Yu raised his eyes, which were slightly tired with dark circles under his eyes, and casually threw out a bombshell question.

"Otoya-senpai was just a decoy... Busujima-senpai is actually... pursuing Iori-senpai??"

In an instant, the entire student council office fell silent.

The student council members seemed to be put on pause, staring blankly at Shi Shang, all of them stunned by this shocking statement.

"Pfft... Ahahaha... Ha... Ouch, I can't take it anymore... Ishigami-kun... You... You're really going to make me laugh to death... Hahaha..."

Fujiwara Chika seemed to have heard a cosmic joke, suddenly clutching her stomach and laughing so hard she was doubled over, completely losing her composure, tears streaming down her face.

"Bukushima-senpai... is pursuing... Iori-senpai... hahaha."

Seeing Fujiwara Secretary rolling around on the floor laughing, Shirogane Miyuki's eyelids twitched: "Ishigami, this viewpoint is very... unique. Can you explain your reasoning?"

Ishigami thought for a moment, then explained with a serious expression, "Didn't Iori-senpai pour a whole glass of water on Busujima-senpai's head in front of everyone?!"

Following the formula of comics and TV dramas, this kind of impactful encounter—

Maybe it will make Busujima-senpai think, "Wow, what an interesting man!"

Although he had expected it, Shirogane Miyuki still couldn't hold back when he heard this outrageous answer: "Ishigami, read less light novels and romance comics. Reality isn't that dramatic."

At least, no one would find someone funny just because a glass of water was poured on their head.

"Ishigami-kun." Fujiwara Chika stopped laughing, wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, then pointed to her large eyes and leaned close to Ishigami: "Look, what's this?!"

Ishigami hesitated before speaking, "Eyes...eyes?"

"No, no." Fujiwara Chika produced a small detective hat from who-knows-where and put it on her head, waving her finger triumphantly: "This is the Eye of the Love Detective!"

"No matter how well a relationship is hidden, it can never escape the detection of my eyes!!"

Shirogane Miyuki: "..."

Shinomiya Kaguya: "..."

"Although the way Busujima-senpai and Iori-senpai interact seems like a typical romantic comedy, but—"

Fujiwara Chika suddenly changed her tone, her eyes sharpening, and waved her hand: "If you really think that way, then you are very wrong!"

Fujiwara Chika's experienced demeanor made Shinomiya Kaguya unconsciously tense up: "Wh...what do you mean?"

"Hmph! There's only one truth!" Fujiwara Chika's eyes narrowed, and she said in a tone as if announcing a world truth, "This is all an illusion!"

"If it were anyone else, Busujima-senpai might indeed pursue her, but... that's Kitahara Iori-senpai after all..."

Hearing Fujiwara Chika's decision, which was tinged with pity, Shinomiya Kaguya and the others all fell silent—it made such a valid point that they couldn't refute it!

Yeah, that's Iori-senpai after all! How could any normal woman possibly pursue him?

For example, how could a human possibly fall in love with a monkey?

“So…” Just then, Ishigami, who had been silent, suddenly spoke up: “Fujiwara-senpai means that Ai-senpai, who is currently pursuing Iori-senpai, isn’t human??” (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Click.

Just moments ago, Fujiwara Chika was expertly analyzing relationship issues, but she instantly froze...

After being called over by Nanaka with a smile on Busujima, she seemed to have all her strength drained away; her shoulders slumped slightly, and she moved slowly with faltering steps.

Otoya took in this scene, then turned to Kitahara Iori beside him with a hint of confusion: "What's wrong, Sakurako-san? She doesn't seem to be feeling well."

Iori glanced at the dejected figure and sighed almost imperceptibly: "She said she was very concerned about the gap between herself and others."

"Why bother with this kind of thing when we can just settle things directly?"

“I don’t quite understand what you’re talking about.” Ottoya paused for a moment, then turned to look at Iori’s carefree demeanor. “But, Kitahara-kun.”

"You're the kind of person who doesn't care about the differences between yourself and others..."

"That's definitely not true! After all—the people around Iori are either scum or perverts; they're all highly homogenized, there's no difference between them at all!"

"...That's hilarious. He's surrounded by scum, including himself. No wonder he can't see the difference."

The brief moment of tranquility created by Otoya's innocence has now been completely replaced by suppressed laughter and wildly shaking shoulders.

There was no way around it; everyone simply couldn't hold back anymore. Once they thought of Iori's usual performance art-like feats, they couldn't shake the impression.

[The brief introductory diving experience ended, and everyone surfaced, returning to shore for their first rest period.]

The cool seawater and the magnificent underwater world thrilled everyone, who eagerly shared their experiences.

The two seasoned veterans praised Otoya's diving skills highly, saying, "He's almost at the instructor's level..."

"What's most admirable is that everything he does is designed to ensure everyone has a great time!"

As if to corroborate their senior's words, scenes from their underwater dive flashed through everyone's minds—

If someone gets too far away, Otoya will swim over to prevent them from falling behind; he'll keep an eye out for where fish appear this season; and he'll subtly lure fish over here...

"I'm so moved to tears—!!"

Watching Yi Ya's quiet dedication and angelic actions, everyone in front of screen 313 was almost moved to tears.

On this coastline ruled by "madness," he's not just a rare gem of a normal person, he's practically an angel—his personality is just too good!

Compared to those chaotic beasts next to him whose minds were filled only with flammable oolong tea and the liberation of the flesh.