"Hiss—a complete defeat, Ailey! He was utterly crushed in terms of momentum and rhetoric. Even wearing armor couldn't help; they're not even in the same league."

"I'm speechless at this cross-server chat. You two should at least tell me the name of the target before you start talking..."

Watching the "god-level dialogue" on the screen, where every word between the two was sharp yet perfectly avoided the core issue, the people watching the video all wore expressions of bewilderment, unable to express their amusement or disbelief.

You two are totally not on the same wavelength...

Busujima's target is Otoya. Otoya has developed feelings for Iori, and Busujima admires Iori's "purity." Mana, on the other hand, is wary and thinks Busujima is pursuing Iori. Busujima, in turn, mistakenly believes Mana is a rival who is preventing her from getting closer to Otoya...

All I can say is, this industry is truly chaotic! It's appalling!

Chapter 1402 Otsuya's "Confession": Kitahara-kun is a very outstanding person!

Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun World

"The romantic relationships of university seniors are really complicated..."

Watching the two seniors fiercely clashing on the screen, Sakura Chiyo stopped drawing in her hand, which was blacking out the manga, and couldn't help but reach out to hold her forehead.

He then subconsciously took out his sketchbook and tried to use mind mapping to untangle this mess.

However, when she wrote down that winding and convoluted relationship diagram herself, Sakura Chiyo was completely bewildered, as if a tangible steam was rising from her head.

Busujima has a crush on Otoya, who in turn has feelings for Iori. Iori helps Busujima pursue Otoya, while Mana tries to protect herself from Busujima's pursuit of Iori. Busujima also tries to protect himself from Ai Lai's pursuit of Otoya...

"What you wrote, uh—" Nozaki leaned closer, picked up the notebook, examined it for a moment, and then spoke with difficulty, "Sakura, is your house being renovated recently?"

"Huh, no." Sakura Chiyo paused for a moment upon hearing this, then slowly shook her head.

Nozaki handed the notebook back, unable to resist asking a question that came straight to his soul: "So, is this some kind of new circuit design?"

"Circuit design diagram??" Sakura Chiyo's eyes turned into her signature crescent shape, and she chuckled dryly, "It's not that simple."

If this were just a circuit diagram, at least she could distinguish between the positive and negative terminals, and the direction of the current would be clear!

"Luckily, Busujima-senpai didn't fall for Iori-senpai, otherwise, this network of relationships would have become a complete mess..."

"..." Nozaki fell silent upon hearing this, and lowered his head to examine the complex web of arrows that made his scalp crawl once more.

As a professional shoujo manga artist, he couldn't help but sigh from the bottom of his heart: "You're right about 077, the romantic relationships of university seniors are really complicated."

"Say something, will you?" Busujima said, somewhat speechless, looking at Airai who had suddenly started the conversation but then inexplicably fallen silent.

[Having her thoughts touched, Airi subconsciously began to recall her daily interactions with Iori and the others, and she began to agree more with Busujima's ideals.]

"Indeed, just drinking frequently and getting naked together isn't enough..."

[They often strip naked and play together—!??]

[Bukushima's previously composed expression froze instantly, a large bead of cold sweat involuntarily rolling down her forehead. She couldn't even begin to imagine what a chaotic scene that must have been!]

[Deeply shocked, Busujima re-examined his heavily made-up opponent, his eyes filled with wariness: "This guy, not only is his makeup heavy, but he also speaks with a blatant bitch-like tone—"]

"Could it be that she's a bitch??"

[Thinking of this possibility, Busujima instantly went on high alert, all traces of his previous playful attitude vanishing: "You're not planning to attack him, are you?"]

Ailey shuddered, her deepest secret suddenly exposed, and cried out in panic, "How did you know?!"

"No, no, no, she's not a bitch, she just has her head full of scripts for teen romantic comedies."

"It's over, there's no way to explain this now! Both sides have solid evidence, it's a fight to the death..."

Watching the bizarre exchange on the screen where every line of dialogue between the two seemed to "connect" perfectly, the onlookers were almost speechless with exasperation.

What an excellent matchmaking system! They managed to pair them up with an evenly matched opponent...

Even though their inner thoughts and goals are completely different, every word they say subtly matches up!

Just as Sakurako Busujima was engaged in a fierce battle with Airi in her Corpse Beast form, Iori casually appeared at the edge of the frame.

He was calmly wiping suspicious red bloodstains from his knuckles with a handkerchief, then walked directly to Senior Azusa's side.

Seeing Busujima and Airi still locked in combat, Iori asked curiously, "What are they doing?"

[Senior Azusa smiled knowingly, her face full of teasing as she quipped, "Who knows—maybe it's just a unique way girls communicate?"]

"By the way, where's Chisa?"

Iori, still seemingly carefree, casually replied, "I just went to the clothesline with Otoya."

"No...no...wait a minute! What they're doing isn't important right now, okay? What's important is—what were you doing just now, you idiot?!"

"Kou-hei!! Kill him! You definitely killed Kohei, you murderer!"

Seeing Iori calmly wiping away the bloodstains, everyone in front of the screen was unsettled. What was with that aura of treating it as a trivial matter?

How many lives must have been lost on this...?

How can someone act so naturally about having blood on their hands?! You bastard!!

Gintama World

"Gintoki... Gintoki..."

Shinpachi pushed up his glasses, his voice trembling uncontrollably, his gaze behind the lenses fixed on the handkerchief that Iori was wiping on the screen.

"Don't...don't talk to me, Shinpachi!" Gintoki sat up straight, unusually upright, clutching a copy of "JUMP" that he had pulled out from somewhere.

Large beads of sweat rolled down his forehead like a waterfall, his eyes deliberately avoiding the screen: "At times like this... just pretend you didn't see it! That's the survival wisdom of an adult, you idiot!"

"That's true, but Gintoki!" Shinpachi finally couldn't suppress his inner吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments) and pointed at the screen, almost shouting, "That...that red one!"

"It's blood, right? It's definitely fresh blood, right? That means, Kohei... could he really have been killed by Iori—"

"Baka-ya-ro!" Gintoki abruptly interrupted Shinpachi's dangerous speech, his face covered in fine beads of sweat as he tried to forcefully distort reality with his spittle flying everywhere.

"Don't mistake every red liquid on the screen for blood! Do you have a phobia of blood?!"

"Listen carefully! According to broadcasting regulations, bloodstains appearing on television or screens can be green or blue..."

"It can even be pixelated, but it absolutely cannot be red. That's common sense, common sense!!"

"So it's okay, it's absolutely okay! It must just be... just some strawberry jam that he accidentally got on his skin!"

"Yes, it's strawberry jam. Iori, that guy, he's really a clean freak~"

"Jam? You mean that's jam, Gintoki?" Shinpachi pointed at the dark red mark on the screen, staring in shock at the silver-haired, naturally curly man who was blatantly lying.

"What about Kohei? We haven't seen him since he went out with Iori! He really was killed by Iori—"

"No—that's not right—!" Gintoki interrupted again rudely, even raising a finger and putting on a serious expression.

"Kohei just rushed off to the Kamen Rider Build set and left in a hurry, so he didn't have time to say goodbye!"

"After all, we can't ignore the future of the Earth..."

(P.S.: Fun fact, the live-action version stars Sento.) (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)

Meanwhile, the camera pans to the coast...

[Otoya's tone carried a hint of apology as he nodded slightly to Chisa: "I'm sorry to have made you take time out of your schedule to spend with me."]

Chisa looked slightly puzzled, but calmly replied, "It's nothing. What do you want to ask?"

[Ottoya seemed to have made up his mind. He raised his head, looked sincerely at Chisa, and asked very directly, "Excuse me, do you have a lover?"]

"..." This completely unexpected question left Chisa stunned, momentarily speechless.

"I'm sorry to ask so suddenly." Seeing this, Yi Ya lowered his head somewhat embarrassedly: "But I really care about this..."

When he looked up again, his face showed undisguised admiration: "I truly believe that Kitahara-kun is an exceptionally outstanding person!!"

Chisa's brain completely shut down. Her previously calm expression froze, and her eyes visibly lost focus, becoming empty and lifeless: "..."

"Wait... So you were asking if Iori has a lover?! You were actually asking if Iori has a lover?!"

"Kitahara-kun is a very outstanding person... Why does that sentence sound so strange?!"

Looking at Yi Ya's profile, which was both shy and incredibly serious, coupled with that earth-shattering statement, this stunning reversal overloaded everyone's brains.

After a brief period of deathly silence came a collective mental breakdown.

Why……

Why would such an outrageous statement come out in this romantic atmosphere, which is like a pure love confession?!

The key is--

You're a guy, and you're actually asking Chisa so seriously if Iori has a boyfriend? What exactly are you trying to do?

Busujima-senpai might have really misjudged the person; Iori is actually your biggest "love rival"...

Chapter 1403 Cross-server chat for all members, Kohei with an iron pipe on his head!

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

"Eh……"

Watching the romantic plot unfold so abruptly and bizarrely on the screen, Fujiwara Chika's brain was overloaded, and her gaze visibly became empty and numb.

The eerie silence lasted only two seconds.

Then came a scream that could shatter glass, a scream filled with utter despair: "Why is this happening?!!"

"Why in this perfect confession scene—with the sunset, the waves, and a beautiful young man whispering his love?!"

"Then they'll say something like, 'Kitahara-kun is a really great person!'"

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