Even the self-proclaimed "love detective" Fujiwara Chika is feeling the biggest challenge of her career at this moment.
For the first time, she felt an urge to pick up the phone and call the elementary school detective who lived in Beika Town—this "case" was too complicated for her to solve!
Triangular relationship? Quadriangular relationship? Is it already a regular pentagon?
There was so much information that she couldn't understand it all.
Even the usually calm and composed Kaguya Shinomiya seemed overwhelmed by the sheer volume of information, her tea cup already frozen at her lips.
He was like a delicate but empty doll, mechanically repeating Otoya's outrageous words: "Is that so... I see. Kitahara-kun, you are a very outstanding person."
Her tone was as flat as if she were simply stating that the weather was nice today—yes, she had given up thinking!
“Secretary Fujiwara…” Shirogane Miyuki struggled to regain a sliver of reason from the shock, his gaze turning with complex emotions to Fujiwara Chika, who was said to be able to see through all love.
"Didn't you say before that no relationship could escape your eyes? So what exactly is this relationship?"
Kaguya Shinomiya was also jolted awake by these words, suddenly snapping out of her daze. "That's right," she thought, "Fujiwara, whose mind is 70% filled with romance topics, should understand."
"Eh...me, me??" Fujiwara Chika, who suddenly became the focus of everyone's attention, pointed blankly at herself.
Feeling the expectant gazes of the president and Kaguya, she suddenly felt an urge to cry, and her voice trembled with aggrieved sobs.
"When I analyze love horoscopes, don't you all just ignore me?"
"Why am I suddenly remembering my identity as a love detective at a time like this?!"
Fujiwara Chika stared in despair at the incomprehensible "network of relationships" on the screen, silently shedding two streams of tears...
She can manage simple addition and subtraction (male and female) problems, but she really can't figure out these advanced multiplication problems involving "men and men".
The questions are completely beyond the scope of the curriculum!!
"Kitahara-kun is a very outstanding...person?"
[This massive amount of information was like a highly encrypted compressed file, brutally crammed into Chisa's brain.]
After a long period of "analysis," Chisa, whose CPU was practically smoking from overload, finally managed to grasp the most superficial meaning of Otoya's words.
“Then…you…” Chisa’s voice trembled slightly, her body even shaking slightly from the shock, as she struggled to organize her thoughts: “It’s about Iori…”
"Ahaha, how should I put it?" Otto scratched his head a little shyly, looking somewhat embarrassed: "I guess I'm... a little interested—!"
"!!!"
[Qian Sha's back was instantly soaked with cold sweat, her brows furrowed, and her usually cool face was now filled with complex struggle and helplessness.]
"Wait, wait a minute... He just said he was interested, right? This angelic-like boy, could he also be a legendary dual-wielder?"
"Dude, something's not right here! The relationships in your circle aren't just messy, they're a complete mess!"
When Otoya confessed that he was "interested" in Iori, everyone in front of the screen froze, their eyes filled with indescribable shock.
What was previously just speculation based on clues has now been confirmed by the person involved in such a pure and innocent tone, and the impact is devastating.
Otoya's filter...
It's not just a matter of thickness anymore; it's like they've dressed Iori in a complete Gold Cloth with its own background music!
Inside the diving shop, Azusa-senpai noticed that Chisa and Otoya hadn't returned for a while and shared her guess with Iori: "They might be together..."
"Haha, how could that be?" Iori laughed dismissively and waved her hand. "Just ask her when she gets back."
Just then, Iori spotted Chisa sneaking back from outside and immediately went up to her: "Where's Otoya??"
Chisa seemed startled, her eyes darting nervously away from Iori's gaze, and she mumbled, "I went to buy juice."
This strange reaction, so different from his usual behavior, gave Iori a bad feeling. He tentatively asked, "So what did you and Otoya talk about?"
"!!!" Chisa panicked instantly.
Iori clearly saw her obvious guilty conscience, and a bead of cold sweat involuntarily slid down his forehead.
A terrifying thought struck him like lightning—could it be that Senior Azusa was right?!
Under Iori's persistent questioning, Chisa blushed and looked away, squeezing out a sentence filled with embarrassment and awkwardness: "It's...it's a little...hard to say..."
"No way!" Iori was stunned, as if struck by lightning. He turned around abruptly and rushed back to Azusa-senpai's side, clutching his head in disbelief and letting out a gasp.
"I thought Otoya was a kind-hearted herbivore—!!!"
"Uh... from a certain perspective, Otsuya can't really be considered a pure herbivore, but if we have to categorize it, it's probably an omnivore."
"Big brother, I think instead of worrying about Chisa, you should worry about you first. The way that little angel looked at you... it's really bad!!"
Seeing Iori's miserable state on the screen, as if her worldview had collapsed, everyone's gazes became very subtle.
Trust me, Iori! Once you finally understand the truth, you'll find out...
This little thing is nothing compared to the truly devastating impact of the harsh reality!
Academy City World
"hiss--"
"Just how many encrypted chat channels are running simultaneously in this tiny diving shop?!"
Looking at the chaotic scene on the screen, Shirai Kuroko couldn't help but gasp, her voice trembling with disbelief.
"It's even more chaotic than Academy City's Dark Network. Everyone's chatting across servers, and we can't find a single channel to connect with!"
Kuroko would bet all her older sister body pillows that this was absolutely the most outrageous cross-channel collective communication incident she had ever seen in her life.
Busujima thought Ai was talking about Otoya, Ai thought Busujima was talking about Iori, and Iori firmly believed that it was Otoya who confessed to Chisa...
Sometimes, she really wished she could teleport, rush into the screen, grab everyone by the collar, and yell into their ears with all her might—
You've all got the wrong people! Idiots!!!
When you speak, remember to use a clear subject! You bastard!
"...Kuroko, calm down." Misaka Mikoto, standing to the side, looked at Kuroko, who was on the verge of exploding, her face filled with helplessness.
She then pointed to the screen and sighed softly, "How do you expect me to say this, Senpai Chisa?"
"Does Chisa-senpai have to say to Iori-senpai: Otoya thinks you're outstanding?"
Mikoto imagined the scene and couldn't help but shudder—it was even harder to say than admitting to being in a relationship!
Chisa-senpai's reluctance to speak out was simply because the truth was too absurd!!
"So how are you feeling? Are you feeling down?" Azusa-senpai, slumped over the table, looking at Iori.
"It was a blow..." Iori hesitated for a moment, then continued, "It feels like... my sister got confessed to!!"
【boom--】
[Just as Iori finished speaking, a large hand, veins bulging and seemingly filled with endless resentment, slammed down on the table next to Iori with a dull thud.]
[Kouhei looked like a demon crawling back from the depths of hell, his eyes bloodshot and his face twisted with obsession: "Really...???"]
Before Iori could answer, Kohei's mind conjured up the image of Shiori—Kohei's older brother!
Thinking of this, Kohei, completely ignoring his bleeding head and the suspiciously bent iron pipe above him, anxiously asked, "Has she been confessed to?!"
"Kou-hei!!! Forget about confessing your feelings! You're bleeding like a fountain, don't you need to call an ambulance first?"
"Dude, why are you doing cross-server chat now? How many channels are open in this diving shop?!"
Looking at Kohei's striking image on the screen, and the constantly gushing crimson liquid, the onlookers couldn't help but swallow hard.
Iori, you went way too far!
This isn't aimed at causing physical amnesia; it's practically beating someone up to be reincarnated!!
With this look, I'd believe it if you told me he just came back from a cameo on the set of "Chainsaw Man"—a true embodiment of a hot-blooded man!
Chapter 1404 What made you so extreme...!
Detective Conan World
“Speaking of which… this guy…” Conan’s gaze was fixed on the figure on the screen with the bent iron pipe on his head. He swallowed hard, his eyes filled with shock.
"...Really not dead??" His voice was filled with intense doubt and shock based on forensic medical knowledge: "His brain is bleeding profusely—!!"
As a former high school detective, the scene before him severely challenged his understanding of the limits of human endurance.
At that moment, Conan even felt a strange sense of "fortunateness" deep down...
Back then, those guys from the Black Organization at least attacked relatively "common" areas like the back of the neck when they used clubs to knock someone's head over their necks.
"If we really follow Iori's physical exorcism-style fighting method..." Conan's lips twitched as he rapidly searched his mind for cases of people who could survive such injuries.
Almost none —
It is virtually impossible for a normal person to survive.
In other words, none of the Black Organization members are as ruthless as Iori!
"Is he... really human?" Professor Agasa, standing next to him, stared in shock at the iron pipe that was clearly bent from a tremendous impact.
"477!" "Look at that iron pipe, it's bent like that! What a huge impact that must have been!"
It's hard to imagine that he could get up on his own after suffering such a fatal blow to his most vulnerable brain.
And to be so clearly concerned about whether she's been confessed to is not only illogical...
It even violates the most basic biology!
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