Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Doctor, forget about the impact force, just look at that bent steel pipe..."

Ai Haibara, utterly speechless, retorted, "This is practically attempted murder."

Murder? Attempted?

Upon hearing the key phrase, Conan finally regained a sliver of his detective rationality from his extreme shock: "Uh, in a sense, that's indeed true..."

There's no need for the classic three-choice question anymore; this is an open-book exam! The murder weapon is still hanging on the victim's head.

"girlfriend??"】

Although Kohei mentioned Shiori as his younger sister, Iori immediately thought of Chisa. After careful consideration, she nodded solemnly in confirmation: "I guess so."

"Ugh... This is outrageous!!" Kohei clenched his fists in indignation, the iron pipe on his forehead seeming to tremble with his anger.

[Meanwhile, Azusa-senpai completely ignored the tense atmosphere. Curious, she reached out and carefully poked the still-bleeding metal pipe on Kohei's head.]

"so what?"】

Kohei completely ignored Azusa-senpai's little tricks and instead turned his gaze to the bewildered Iori, shouting angrily, "Why are you still so indifferent?!"

"You're her family!!"

"I see." Iori suddenly realized, her eyes hardening. "You mean, from a family perspective, I should judge whether that person is qualified?"

“Yes.” Kohei’s face also showed a relieved smile: “If they’re not good enough, kick them out.”

“If they are truly well-matched in terms of social standing, then they should show some manly spirit—”

At this point, Kohei's eyes turned fierce, and he slit his throat with a murderous look: "Take it down!!"

Iori was speechless: "What made you become so extreme...?"

"I'm going to grab my gear!!" With that, Kohei turned abruptly and dashed out of the diving shop.

"Dude!! You're in this state and you're still thinking about grabbing a weapon? That thing on your head isn't some decoration, get your ass to a doctor, you bastard!"

"I wonder if Busujima and Ai Lai have finished their women's fight yet... The version information here has already been updated!"

Everyone stared in disbelief as Kohei, spitting out blood, plotted murderously to eliminate his love rival, whom he didn't even know.

Dude, with that much bleeding, you can still move at high speed... Are you using an invincibility cheat??

What struck everyone as the most bizarre was...

Even though none of these people were on the same wavelength, they managed to chat enthusiastically.

This is truly outrageous!

Emiya Family's Meal World

"Huh?!" Rin Tohsaka's lips twitched as she looked at the bent iron pipe on Kohei's head on the screen, which was clearly bent after being hit hard.

"Are you kidding me? Nothing happened after all this..."

Honestly, she was even considering taking this guy to the workshop to study his anatomy.

Its vitality is ridiculously strong!!

"To be precise, not only was he unharmed," Cú Chulainn, who was watching the commotion from the sidelines, shrugged helplessly, "he even had the energy to pick up a weapon and go chop someone up."

This resilience, even in the Throne of Heroes, would easily earn a B-rank or higher rating for combat endurance.

"so……"

Upon hearing this, Rin Tohsaka involuntarily glanced at Shirou Emiya beside her with a hint of resentment: "Is a mere fatal wound now the trend?"

"This...this has nothing to do with me, Tohsaka!" Emiya Shirou felt that familiar gaze and pointed at himself with a hint of tears in his eyes.

He's truly innocent!

This is all the fault of a certain well-meaning citizen, Mr. Jin; he's the one who started it all...

"It's not as bad as you think. In fact, I think this situation is quite normal!"

Listening to the increasingly off-topic discussion, Sister R was speechless and complained, "The key is that these people cannot be judged by ordinary standards."

Judging from their ability to roar with bloodshot eyes, their cross-server chat as if they could communicate telepathically, and their ability to conjure up all sorts of bizarre items out of thin air at any time...

This group of people are not ordinary people in the conventional sense.

"..." Upon hearing this, everyone fell silent instantly.

That's absolutely right. Trying to understand this group of people with conventional thinking is a flawed approach.

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[While Kohei ran off to grab his weapon, the "war" between Busujima and Mana temporarily entered a break. Aira, panting, stood up and ran to touch up her makeup.]

Seeing this, Busujima's tense nerves relaxed slightly, and he let out a long sigh of relief: "Phew... at least they've temporarily given in—"

"Yeah, right!!!"

The thought had barely crossed his mind when Busujima's eyes sharpened again: "That bitch deliberately lowered my guard; she might be planning an attack on Shanghai..."

Thinking of this, Busujima could no longer sit still. She strode up to Iori and shouted, "Kitahara! Where did that bitch go?! Tell me now!"

"Bitch?" Iori was completely bewildered by the question, having no idea who Busujima was referring to, so she casually replied, "You should be able to see her by the changing room."

[Having received the intelligence, Busujima rushed to the locker room like a whirlwind, pushed open the door, and his sharp eyes swept over every corner like a searchlight.]

"Where is Bitch??"

The dressing room was empty. All she could see was the gleaming full-length mirror on the opposite wall, and her reflection...in it.

"Kitahara—!!" After a brief silence, a roar filled with mocked anger erupted from the locker room like a volcanic eruption.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! 'The Bitch Is Me'—I have to give Iori's answer a perfect score!!"

"Wait a minute! Mana, do you really need to touch up your makeup for that zombie beast form?"

"Is there any room left on your face to even write anything? Your foundation is so thick it's practically bulletproof!"

Looking at the reflection of Iori in the mirror on the screen, the onlookers from other worlds almost burst out laughing. Iori's answer was absolutely brilliant!

You can see it in the locker room.

This is a true master of language art! Logically speaking, it makes absolutely no mistake!

I'm asking you, did you see any bitches in the locker room?

Just as Busujima burst out of the locker room, radiating murderous intent, intending to settle scores with Iori, his peripheral vision caught a glimpse of something not far away—

[1.7 Otsuya and Chisa were standing together, seemingly having a pleasant conversation, with Otsuya's face beaming with a genuine, radiant smile.]

"I said, what's going on?"

"I guess she's happy because she found like-minded friends to chat with?"

【I see--】

Busujima nodded in understanding, then looked calmly at Iori and said matter-of-factly, "Then go ahead and cause trouble!!"

Iori was speechless: "You really are..."

"Good heavens, 'Then go and cause trouble!'—what kind of 'righteous hero' statement is this! What on earth made you so extreme..."

"This is a loss because of poor intelligence. Who told you to be so focused on fighting with Ai Lai that you didn't even know the version information had been updated several times?"

Looking at Poison Island, which seemed to have been robbed, everyone's eyes were filled with sympathy. At this point, just pretend you didn't see it.

They can be quite certain that Chisa and Otsuya are just friends and pose absolutely no threat to you.

What you should really be wary of is this terrestrial deity standing in front of you...

That's your real rival in love!!

Chapter 1405 The most bizarre exchange in history, completely nonsensical!

"You really do like Otsuya..."

Iori sighed. Although Busujima had made such an outrageous request as "causing trouble," he hadn't stooped that low; he still had basic principles.

Busujima watched Otoya and Chisa's retreating figures, their conversation flowing smoothly, his expression complex...

She could see, of course, that Otoya was genuinely happy, and that was precisely why she couldn't bear to interrupt him.

This doesn't mean she'll give up easily!

"I truly—" Busujima said with an almost devout seriousness and utter candor, "I like his face."

"To be able to describe judging by looks in such a refined and elegant way, Lord Busujima, I am truly in awe."

Seeing how serious Busujima was, Iori sighed helplessly, "Alright, although I won't take action myself, I can assist you indirectly."

"I'm going to ruin the atmosphere between them!!!"

"Honestly, your industry is really in a mess. Using real rivals to drive away fake rivals, I don't even know how many servers are running in this room..."

"I like his face—what a pure and powerful reason! I can't even find any logical flaws to refute this declaration that stems from biological instinct."

Seeing Iori about to make a move, everyone watching outside the video all covered their faces in unison. All we can say is that when it comes to scum, it has to be you two!

From refusing to agree to helping with a small favor, your moral bottom line is indeed reassuringly flexible...

Iori's 25th birthday celebration ruined the atmosphere; no one could even imagine what he might do.

Gintama World