Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"So it's all about looks..." Gintoki drawled as if suddenly realizing something, his previously lazy, dead-fish eyes suddenly flashing with a "I've seen through the truth" light.

He then placed a heavy hand on Shinpachi's shoulder, his face bearing a solemn expression as if attending a funeral, and said with deep sorrow, "Shinpachi, it's cruel, but Gintoki has to tell you a fact..."

"You probably have no chance in this lifetime—"

At this point, Gintoki shook his head in anguish, as if announcing some kind of apocalyptic news: "Because you are Shinpachi, not Shinichi!"

"Not only their looks, but even their names have already put them at a disadvantage from the start..."

"It's like a bicycle trying to catch up with a high-speed train. Even if you upgrade to glasses with gold-rimmed frames and titanium alloy temples, you can't make up for the inherent gap!"

Swish-!

In an instant, an unnamed anger shot up to Shinpachi's forehead, veins throbbed on his temples, and he clenched his fists in unbearable rage, his lips twitching uncontrollably.

What nonsense is this bastard with naturally curly hair spouting?! How dare he judge my life based on my name and face?

In the real world, I'm at least Masaki Suga, the Philip from "W," and I'm really handsome!

"Hmph, if we're talking about who really has no chance, it's probably you, Gintoki!" Shinpachi launched a counterattack decisively, pointing at Gintoki's messy silver curly hair.

"You shameless, good-for-nothing old man who spends all day reading 'Weekly Shonen Jump' and picking your nose!"

"Shinpachi is right, Ru!" Kagura joined the team to defeat Gintoki with her hands on her hips, nagging in a tone of disappointment.

"Gin-chan! You're already so old, how long do you intend to live this muddled, rent-owed, strawberry milk-fueled-life-suffering-how-how-to-end-you-go-on-the-way-a-ru!"

At this point, Kagura pulled out a small handkerchief from somewhere and vividly wiped away non-existent tears from the corners of her eyes, speaking in a melodramatic tone like someone acting in a morning drama.

"Do you know... the father of my seriously ill child, his... his greatest wish is to see you get married and start a family, but... he... he's almost not going to live to see that day!"

"Mom—?! Are you my mom?!" Gintoki was instantly overwhelmed by this absurd plot twist and frantically grabbed his curly hair, roaring.

"What kind of melodrama is this?! Don't just throw in these non-existent tragic backstories for me!"

Are you kidding me?

If it weren't for this troublesome natural curly hair holding me back, I would be incredibly popular with women!

I've decided! Once I've saved enough money, I'm going to a high-end salon to straighten this curly hair into a neat, straight style!

When the time comes, Sakata Naotoki-sama will make his dazzling debut, appearing as Gosho Gyo...

Meanwhile, the scene shifts to Chisa, who is chatting with Otoya. She simply can't understand what it is about Iori that interests Otoya...

"I have a slightly strange question," Chisa said carefully, choosing her words cautiously, "What kind of people do you admire?"

“Well, I don’t eat much myself…” Upon hearing this, Yi Ya pondered for a moment, then a clean and gentle smile appeared on his face: “That’s why I admire those who can eat with great gusto.”

[Gurgle gurgle gurgle—!!]

As if to provide the perfect explanation for his answer, the instant he finished speaking, a loud, exaggerated swallowing sound suddenly came from beside him.

[Iori, in order to carry out his plan to "disrupt the atmosphere," was seen holding a giant beer mug and tilting it back with overwhelming force, shouting, "Let's make a scene! Let's make a scene—!!"]

Qian Sha frowned slightly: "..."

"And then there's more," Otoya continued with a smile, his eyes filled with longing, "those people who, after surfacing from underwater, can effortlessly pick up a guitar and start playing and singing."

[Zheng—Buzzing—!]

Before Otoya could finish speaking, Iori, who was standing to the side, had already put down his wine glass and casually picked up an old guitar leaning against the wall.

[He started strumming wildly, producing a piercing yet extremely impactful noise, and even stood on a chair shouting, "Get hyped up, everyone—!!"]

[Otoya gazed at the figure radiating a wild, vibrant life force, his eyes gleaming with growing longing: "...Kitahara-kun."]

"Seriously... isn't this really custom-made line by line based on Iori's resume? Even the order is perfect!"

"Senior Busujima, stop watching from the OMO stage. The undercover agent you sent is frantically increasing your favorability rating."

As the "points of worship" mentioned by Otoya seemed to hit Iori perfectly, as if they had an autopilot installed, the onlookers instantly went black.

This can no longer be described as a mere coincidence!

You're basically using the standard answer as the basis for your question, aren't you? You might as well just give me Iori's ID number...

The Daily World of High School Boys

"It requires an appetite as big as a glutton, and also the bizarre skill of playing the guitar immediately after diving..." Xiu pushed up his glasses, a white light shining on the lenses, and finally couldn't help but ask the soul-searching question.

"What... what kind of weird XP is this?! Otsuya-senpai!!"

He imagined what kind of person would fit those criteria, and felt his brain tremble: "The girls in this world who could match those criteria are probably harder to find than the Dragon Balls..."

It's hopeless—

Absolutely no chance, Busujima-senpai! You don't fit the criteria at all.

Pomegranate (one) Wing Two Conqueror s$i Ba Yue has already become more like —

By this standard, Iori-senpai's chances are probably much, much greater than Busujima-senpai's!

He was answering the question exactly like Iori-senpai...

"It's hard to find a girl who meets his criteria, so he chose Iori-senpai as his boyfriend."

Yoshitake wiped non-existent cold sweat from his forehead, his face a picture of utter disbelief: "What's terrifying isn't the harsh conditions..."

"It was Iori-senpai who displayed his disastrously normal state, yet even that failed to scare the other party away?"

“To be precise…” Tadakuni pointed expressionlessly to the sparkling, longing look in Otsuya’s eyes on the screen, “He seems to prefer Iori-senpai when he’s in his normal state.”

At this moment, the air seemed to freeze.

Xiu, Ji, and Zhong look at each other, all seeing the same shock and bewilderment in each other's eyes.

They had only heard that overworking muscles might attract attention from the same sex.

But I never imagined that excessive perversion could also happen!!

[Under Chisa's unbearable dragging, Iori, along with his guitar, was pulled unsteadily to the shop entrance. The two faced each other in silence, the atmosphere momentarily tense and awkward.]

"!!!"

Looking at Chisa's strange expression, Iori suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if a lightning bolt had cleaved through the fog! He instantly "realized" a possibility.

[Oh right! Chisa was so angry when she dragged me out, it must be because what I did just now disturbed her and Otoya's time alone together!]

Completely absorbed in her own world of deduction, Iori was completely oblivious...

Standing before him, Chisa blushed slightly, her eyes darting around, struggling to find the words in a halting voice: "Um... Otoya... just said... he seems... very... interested in you..."

[In other words—]

However, Iori's thoughts had already drifted far away. He stroked his chin and murmured thoughtfully, "It might not be so bad..."

"It might not be so bad?" Chisa suddenly looked up, her eyes filled with disbelief and horror. "Does that mean... he himself has feelings for Otoya—?"

"Big brother!! You should listen to what they're saying properly! You didn't hear a single important point..."

"How many world servers does your diving shop have running in the background?! It's a miracle that you can still have a conversation while everyone's talking past each other..."

Watching Iori and Chisa's thoughts run wild on the screen, their nonsensical conversation leaving the onlookers at a loss for words.

The conversation between these two perfectly illustrates the ultimate level of "talking past each other like chickens and ducks".

The process is correct, but the answers are all wrong!

Chapter 1406 Do you like breasts? A question that seems unsolvable!!

Baka and Test: Summoning World

Akihisa stared blankly at the “complex” communication between Iori and Chisa on the screen, which resembled alien codes.

After forcibly untangling the spiderweb-like relationships between the group, my brain, which hadn't been working at high speed for a long time, suddenly started working at an overload!

"Ugh... wait, wait a minute..." Akihisa held his head in his hands, his eyes had turned into vortexes, and wisps of white smoke, representing "computing overload," seemed to be rising from the top of his head.

"Wait...wait, I'm falling!"

Mingjiu, one hand supporting his throbbing forehead, stretched out the other hand shakily in the classic "Erkang hand" gesture: "I think I'm a little confused?"

Seeing the other person's unusually intense display of intelligence, almost to the point of exhaustion, Yuuji crossed his arms and nodded with a serious "I understand" expression.

"It's not your fault. This level of conversation is probably too early for someone as stupid as you to understand."

"Do not--!"

"That's not what I meant!!" Mingjiu, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, instantly bristled and angrily retorted, then pointed at the screen with trembling fingers.

"I mean their relationship! Their relationship!!"

"Look! Iori-senpai thinks that Chisa-senpai likes Otsuya-senpai and is dating Otsuya-senpai."

"Since Iori-senpai said that Iori-senpai herself is capable of accepting Otoya-senpai's interest!"

"Senior Busujima also thinks that both Chisa-senpai and Mana might make a move against Otoya-senpai."

"Aina thought that Busujima-senpai's real goal was to steal Iori-senpai from her."

"And Otsuya-senpai himself has clearly expressed his interest in Iori-senpai."

"But Iori-senpai himself was actually a spy sent by Busujima-senpai specifically to disrupt the atmosphere between Otoya-senpai and Chisa-senpai..."

"so--"

After Mingjiu finished speaking in one breath, his face turned red, and he slumped down like a deflated balloon, weakly asking, "May I ask, what is the relationship between them?"