Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Stop...stop...don't say anything more..." Yuuji, who had been calm just now, couldn't help but cover his head with his hand, feeling his CPU getting hot.

"As you list them out one by one... it seems like my originally clear train of thought... has been completely scrambled by you..."

There are so many misunderstandings involved!

Like an onion, there are layers upon layers when you peel it.

He was starting to lose his composure; in all this chaos, who liked whom?

Who sees whom as a love rival? The roles of friend and foe are constantly shifting; it's impossible to tell...

Meanwhile, Hideyoshi, Himeji Mizuki, and the others had already turned their eyes into spinning mosquito coils, completely losing their ability to think.

After receiving Iori's "personal" confirmation, a shocking image uncontrollably flashed through Chisa's mind—Iori Otsuya!!

[Chisa gasped sharply, frozen in place as if struck by an unprecedented nuclear explosion.]

[What should I do? It's difficult to ask directly. Perhaps I should try to find out the truth indirectly.]

[While Chisa was pondering a solution...]

Having just emerged from her own "perfectly logical" reasoning, Iori saw Chisa standing silently in place, looking hesitant and extremely reluctant to speak.

"Could it be—!!!"

[Iori suddenly thought of a terrible possibility—was Chisa planning to break up with me?]

If I'm not mistaken, the other person's troubled expression suggests they're struggling with how to confront him.

The problem is, what exactly is this awkward feeling of being "dumped"? It's just like being dumped by a real couple.

"Brothers, please, just say something reasonable! Standing there making things up isn't going to work!"

"I'm really impressed... The last time I saw such a wonderful and tense psychological battle was in 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure' when Jotaro and DIO were predicting each other's time stop."

The vast majority of onlookers were already laughing so hard they were practically paralyzed with mirth from the two men's wildly imaginative and contradictory scenarios.

One person is trying to figure out how to ask about sexual orientation, while the other is lamenting being dumped. It's impossible for them to have a conversation that actually connects...

This isn't cross-server chat anymore, it's like gesturing across the entire galaxy—you have to guess what it means!

After a fierce internal struggle, Iori finally resigned herself to the situation. There was nothing she could do; since it was Chisa's own choice, she had no choice but to respect it.

"Iori, listen to me..."

Just then, Chisa, who had been mentally strategizing, looked up and, with the seriousness of someone exploring universal truths, asked the crucial question: "Iori, do you really—like breasts?"

In an instant...

As if struck by lightning, Iori's brain completely shut down, its focus entirely occupied by this incredibly straightforward question.

[Chisa... is asking me... if I like breasts?]

Is there even a question? I love it! Of course I love it!

If there were anyone in this world who dared to say they didn't like someone—they'd still want to see that person!

"Pfft, hahaha—what kind of ridiculous question is this! Does disliking breasts equate to liking men?!"

"Regarding using breast preferences to determine Iori's sexual orientation—Chisa, you know how to use subtle hints!"

Those who witnessed this scene nearly died on the spot from Chisa's earth-shattering question. Asking Iori if she liked breasts? This was utterly the most pointless question of the century!

This question asks...

It's like asking a fish if it likes water, or asking a wild animal if it likes alcohol! Isn't the answer obvious?

This is an instinct etched into Iori's DNA!

Another World Quartet World

Faced with this completely out-of-the-box scenario, even the perverted... no, the veteran adventurer Kazuma Sato had to stand up and say something fair:

"This time, we really can't blame Iori-senpai..."

Kazuma reached up and rubbed his forehead, letting out a sigh that sounded like he'd seen it all before: "Even someone like me, who's seen all sorts of amazing people, would have my CPU burn out on the spot if I encountered a scene like this."

Just imagine--

You were dragged outside with a serious expression, and the two of you stood there dumbfounded for a long time without saying a word, the atmosphere as tense as a Western cowboy duel...

After holding back for a long time, the other person suddenly asked with a serious expression, as if discussing world peace: "Do you like breasts?"

What would your reaction be at this moment?

Even a slight shift in perspective from Iori's point of view reveals that the amount of information in this question is overwhelming, enough to crash any normal male brain.

"So... Chisa spent ages agonizing over and brainstorming, and all she came up with as a so-called indirect approach... was this the result?"

Subaru Natsuki's features contorted in disbelief at the bombshell question. "What's the difference between this and directly banging on the city gate with a battering ram?!"

"Whether it's direct or not is another matter, Subaru." Tanya crossed her arms, her expression completely different from her childlike appearance, and raised a more fundamental question.

Can the answer to this question truly serve as a valid basis for determining a person's sexual orientation?

Then Tanya's sharp blue eyes swept over the men present: "Suppose you were asked this question now, tell me, what would your answer be..."

"Uh... well..." Natsuki Subaru floated somewhat guiltily toward the girls in the distance, lowering his voice to a barely audible whisper, "Well... who, who wouldn't like it..."

Iori-senpai is right!

If someone actually said they disliked it completely, he'd really like to see what kind of saint that was!

The silent old man nodded almost imperceptibly, seemingly a little embarrassed—his rationality from his past life as a corporate slave told him this was the truth!

"I see." Tanya nodded thoughtfully, observing their reactions, and concluded, "It seems this question is indeed very useful."

"Wait, wait a minute!!" Kazuma suddenly jumped up as if his tail had been stepped on, pointing at himself and saying indignantly, "What about me? Why didn't you ask for my opinion?"

"..." The scene fell silent instantly.

All eyes were fixed on Kazuma, their gazes filled with an indescribable, eerie look.

Natsuki Subaru coughed awkwardly and leaned closer to whisper, "Um... Kazuma, with your illustrious reputation in the other world, you don't need to ask this kind of question at all!"

Isn't the answer obvious, a sure thing (that Li and Zhao are a done deal)?

"..."

Can you please show me some respect?

Faced with Chisa's direct and almost "bizarre" probing question, Iori seemed to be paused, hesitant to answer.

What does the emphasized "really" mean? What exactly is she suspecting me of?!

In that instant, a powerful will to survive caused Iori's brain to race, instantly conjuring up three possibilities...

If you answer yes—Chisa will yell "pervert!" and slap you.

If you answer negatively, Chisa will accuse you of lying and then slap you angrily.

[If you were to be understanding of her answer—that even small things are cute—you'd still get a slap from Chisa!]

Thinking this, Iori gritted her teeth inwardly. It's hopeless! No matter what she says, it will only make things worse!! (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

"We're doomed, this is a dead end. It seems Chisa is determined to slap me..."

"Option One died from honesty, Option Two died from hypocrisy, and as for Option Three, that was simply courting death!!"

Seeing the three possibilities that flashed through Iori's mind, everyone's gaze turned somewhat pitying. "Just accept your fate," they thought, "all the answers you can think of lead to death..."

As for the third answer, "small is also cute"—that's an even bigger dead end!

Chapter 1407 Hand grenades and detonators? Seriously, is this some kind of hardcore stuff?!

Gintama World

"hiss--"

Kondo Issuke, staring at the screen, gasped sharply. His rugged face was filled with shock and lingering fear, his eyes brimming with unprecedented astonishment: "Baka...Baka..."

"How can there be such an outrageous option? This is practically a death sentence!"

The last time I saw such a terrifying death question was on a passing Kamen Rider.

Even he, a top expert who has played all the visual novels from ancient and modern times, both Chinese and foreign, and who has theoretically roamed the world of romance...

I can't think of any option that would allow me to avoid being slapped.

"No matter which path you choose, a bright red Bad End awaits you."

Kondo clutched his head, as if mourning an unbeatable game, his voice trembling slightly: "Unsolvable—!"

There is no right answer to this problem; it's a dead end...

"The Liner Emu Umbrella (Part Two) is like the legendary Sasaki Kojiro's secret sword, Swallow Return—"

"Attacked from three completely different directions at the same time, completely sealing off all of Iori's room to dodge!"

Aside from that clueless, dim-witted king who can get away with his righteous chivalry...

Even if a passing dog were to answer this question, it would get slapped before it could leave.

"Wait a minute, what?! Swallow Returns?!" Fourteen, who was smoking nearby, was dumbfounded, almost dropping his cigarette. He blinked blankly, "Huh? This question..."

Is your vision really that broad?

Do I really need to escalate this to a legendary sword duel to deal with a girl's question?