Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Magical Girl Illya World

In the opulent, palatial villa of Luvia, several young women sat around a luxurious sofa, listening to Kohei's shocking "declaration of his ideal type."

His expression shifted from initial curiosity to a subtle, nuanced one, before finally freezing completely.

Miyu's eyes, usually as calm and unfathomable as a deep pool, were now unusually unfocused, her gaze somewhat numb: "Age range... limited to junior high to high school..."

Ilya instinctively followed up with the next sentence, her little face filled with confusion and disbelief: "My side job has to be being a magical girl...?"

Rin Tohsaka's lips twitched, and her arms tightened unconsciously as she crossed them: "And... we'll have to admire him as an older brother."

Luvia touched her chin with her fingertips and added the most fatal detail: "Preferably a loli figure?"

When these four stringent conditions were listed one by one, everyone seemed to be struck by an invisible thunderbolt, and the luxurious villa fell into a deathly silence.

An absurd and terrifying thought simultaneously invaded their minds like a virus...

"These...the conditions they're talking about...aren't they...us???"

Upon hearing this, Illya and Miyu, who were still in a daze, couldn't help but look at Rin Tohsaka and Luvia with rather subtle expressions.

"Please allow me to make a serious correction." The Magic Ruby, seemingly eager to stir up trouble, floated into the air, its staff bending into an infuriating curve.

"These conditions specifically refer to active, age-appropriate, petite, and adorable magical girls like Illya-chan and Miyu-chan~"

"As for these two young ladies over here, I'm sorry—" Magic Ruby pointed to Rin Tohsaka and Luvia, speaking in her characteristic teasing tone.

"She's just an outdated magic grandma, not within my hunting... no, I mean, within my appreciation range!"

"You piece of junk...!!" Rin Tohsaka's forehead veins bulged out instantly, and she gritted her teeth in anger.

Who said that an outdated magical girl is no longer a magical girl?

No matter what, she does have the word "young girl" in her name!

Ignoring the old woman's lament, Ilya slowly lowered her head, looked at her small hands, and couldn't help but sigh inwardly.

Magical girl singer, that's really a dangerous job... *sounds*

P.S.: Azur Lane is getting a bit long, I'll speed things up later, and the next world will be an action anime.

Chapter 1412 A woman who can drink naked with you! The senior's criteria for choosing a partner.

"Let's start again." After taking down that troublesome Kohei, Iori looked at Kotobuki-senpai again: "What type of person does Kotobuki-senpai like?"

"Hmm, well... let me think..." The senior, Shou, who had been called upon, put down the wine glass he was wiping, a thoughtful expression on his face. He stroked his chin, pondering for a moment.

"I don't have many requirements for women, just one."

Upon hearing the words "not many requirements," Iori and Busujima's eyes lit up instantly. This meant the barrier to entry was low, it was universally applicable, and it was very valuable for reference!

"Just someone who can drink with me is fine—"

[Iori's hopeful smile froze instantly. Desperately, she reached out a hand to cover her face, letting out a long, painful groan.]

[Standing beside him, Busujima didn't hesitate for even a second, as if by reflex, picking up the tequila bottle again and handing it to Iori.]

"Honestly, what am I even expecting?! For a fleeting moment, I genuinely believed I would hear a normal answer, like a gentle or cheerful one..."

"Is it wrong to seek reliable dating advice in a world dominated by alcohol? — Iori, go publish a book!"

After hearing Senior Shou's modest request, everyone watching the video covered their faces in despair. Senior Shou, you really know how to find a soulmate!

Your requirements, which are not many, are a bit too hardcore!

You might not believe it, but in the world of GrandBlue, being able to drink is actually the biggest core competency!

The world of spring things

"My requirements for the opposite sex are... being able to... drink alcohol?" Yui Yuigahama blinked her big eyes and unconsciously repeated this absurd standard.

The air in the activities room seemed to freeze for a moment.

"Shh-"

Nine cold like VI enterprise (eight) Erba instant.

As if they had rehearsed it, almost simultaneously everyone turned their gazes to Ms. Hiratsuka, who was sitting to the side preparing to light a cigarette.

A glint flashed in Hikigaya's lifeless eyes: So, it seems that Professor Hiratsuka's hearty drinking habit...

In that world, wouldn't it have transformed from a "bad habit" into a "shining point" and a "core competitiveness"?

Although Yukino Yukinoshita didn't speak, her slightly raised eyebrows and somewhat complicated gaze seemed to convey a similar meaning.

It seems that teachers still have a slim chance of success in certain specific fields.

Hiratsuka Shizuka-sensei: "..."

She clearly sensed the unspoken "congratulations" in it, and she felt terrible.

The feeling of being stared at by students who think your weaknesses are finally coming in handy is absolutely awful!

"Ahem." Hachiman keenly sensed the dangerous gaze from the adult woman, and immediately coughed twice as if nothing had happened, forcefully pulling the topic back to the screen.

"It seems that in Senior Shou's worldview, there are only two kinds of people of the opposite sex: those who can drink and those who can't!"

"Not Many Requirements" - It's just a bit hardcore!

"Don't overthink it." Yukino Yukinoshita sighed softly, pouring cold water on the situation with her uniquely cool voice.

"In a community where alcohol is consumed at all times, expecting to hear any serious advice is a pipe dream."

While it's definitely a little more normal than Kohei-senpai's declaration, which could be submitted directly as evidence...

But it was only a little bit.

Essentially, this is still completely unreliable advice for dating in the normal world, which means—

All eyes, like searchlights, once again focused on Ms. Hiratsuka.

This time, his eyes were filled with a complex mix of emotions: sympathy, pity, and the realization that it was still no use.

It seems... even if the standards are lowered, there's not much hope...

"..." Having once again understood the meaning of the gaze, Ms. Hiratsuka clenched her fist, making a slight cracking sound.

Are these kids using her as a negative example?

Also, when did my personal marital issues become a team-building activity for students?

After suffering a "pure" beating from Kotobuki-senpai, Iori covered her mouth, which was churning with nausea from the alcohol, feeling as if a tsunami was brewing in her stomach.

He suppressed his discomfort, and like a candle flickering in the wind, cast his last, faint hope upon Tokita-senpai, the only member of the team with a girlfriend.

"Tokita-senpai..."

“Since Toshio brought up drinking,” Tokita-senpai said, his rugged face turning unusually serious. “Well, for me, the ideal partner is definitely—”

"Can you accompany me to a completely nude session..."

Before Tokita-senpai could finish speaking, Iori used her last remaining strength to tightly cover his mouth, preventing him from uttering even more terrifying words!

However, it was too late...

[Bukushima, with an incredibly "sweet" smile on her face, elegantly poured tequila into a champagne tower made of countless glasses: "Kitahara really loves drinking~"]

"I'm too lazy to even complain anymore, Busujima-senpai! I might as well just shove the whole bottle down his throat and give Iori a quick death, since he's going to drink it anyway."

"Iori, what are you expecting? You know perfectly well that there isn't a single normal person in this club!"

"Completely nude?! No, wait... I'm really starting to wonder now, just what kind of goddess is Tokita-senpai's legendary girlfriend?!"

Hearing Tokita-senpai's somewhat bizarre criteria for choosing a partner, the people outside the video also had black lines on their faces and twitched their lips. They really were worthy of being called seniors.

Putting these criteria together, it essentially boils down to finding the perfect woman who can drink with you completely naked, right?

Could you possibly be any more demanding?!

This is even harder to find than finding a penguin that can dance Swan Lake in the Sahara Desert...

Hmm, wait a minute?

Can it be eaten whole? Can it be drunk?

In an instant, the image of Senior Zi flashed through everyone's minds, and then their eyes gradually lost their luster, turning into a blank and numb look.

You know what...

Penguins dancing ballet in the desert? They actually exist! (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Usually, they only punish you with one drink at a time, right?" Iori's face turned pale, and her voice trembled with pain after downing several glasses of tequila.

"Really? I always thought it was a whole bottle." Busujima laughed nonchalantly. "If I could get some advice on how to woo Otoya, I'd be happy to drink it too!"

"Hmm? You mean Otoya?" Tokita-senpai suddenly noticed the key point: "He once said he likes people who eat and drink lavishly."

[Senior Kotobukiya added, "He also said he likes people who can play guitar freely after coming up from the sea."]

"Eh..." Faced with the unusually specific and subtle "suggestions" suddenly offered by these two seniors, Busujima's smile instantly froze.

Then, trembling, she turned her head to look at Iori beside her—

The distorted expression on Iori's face, contorted with alcohol-induced pain, had vanished, replaced by a refreshing smile, as if the sun had just cleared after a storm.

The next second, he whirled around, and with astonishing strength, lifted a huge barrel full of draft beer from the side and poured it down his throat.

[Bukushima looked at the huge glass that was being filled rapidly, her voice trembling with a clear sob and panic: "That's enough, that's enough, I'm just a weak woman..."]