Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Don't worry, you'll become a real man after drinking this!"

"Hahaha, there's not a shred of pity for Senior Busujima in your eyes, only a clear-eyed desire for revenge."

Seeing Iori transform into a heartless wine-pouring machine, seemingly entering some kind of "selfless" state, everyone almost burst out laughing. Iori truly lived up to her word.

If you say you'll be punished with a drink, then you'll be punished with a drink...

But the problem is——

Is this cup sold by weight? It's huge!

Emiya Family's Meal World

"After this glass of wine..."

Shirou stared silently at the "wine glass" on the screen, which Iori was holding and which resembled a small bucket, a look of near awe on his face: "I guess I won't be eating dinner..."

“I think… it’s more than just dinner.” Upon hearing this, Rin Tohsaka glanced at Shirou, who was still thinking about dinner, with a complicated look in her eyes, and her lips twitched slightly.

"Don't mistake Busujima for Saber, or those alcoholics in PaB who drink alcohol like water, Shirou..."

After downing such a huge glass of beer, let alone having dinner, it's questionable whether she can even walk upright out of this bar tonight.

"Um... I... I think Busujima-senpai didn't completely lose, did she..." Sakura weakly raised her hand, pointing to the screen with a hint of hesitation.

"The information the two seniors gave us at the end... about Otoya-senpai's hobbies, eating and drinking heavily, and even playing guitar on water... can these really be considered as effective references?"

This is far too demanding for Busujima-senpai... Is this really something an ordinary person could do?

“Sakura, you should know…” Rider, who had been quietly listening, sighed softly with a complicated expression.

"Compared to the suggestions made by the previous ones, this is already the simplest and most humane one!"

One requires her partner to be a cute little girl who can call her "brother" and whose side job is being a magical girl; the other's ideal type is a deity who can drink with her completely naked...

In comparison, requiring only a large appetite, a high alcohol tolerance, and some talent—at least that sounds more like a human ability!

Sakura smiled sheepishly, "It seems...it really is..."

Isn't the dating criteria of this diving club a bit too weird?

P.S.: This is getting a bit long, but I'll try to speed things up...

Chapter 1413 The Scum's Roundtable Meeting and the Scum's Declaration!

“Hey Kitahara, there’s something that’s been bothering me a lot lately…”

Just as Busujima was writhing in agony over the "glass" of beer he'd just downed, Kohei thoughtfully moved closer to Iori.

"What did you say Tokita-senpai had?"

"Girlfriend."

"Guanyin City? (The pronunciation sounds like 'girlfriend')"

“Girlfr-iend”

For a fleeting moment, the air seemed to freeze for two seconds.

"Hahaha—" Then, as if a strange switch had been flipped simultaneously, the two burst into laughter!

【The next second.】

"Slap!!" Kohei's laughter abruptly stopped, replaced by a swift and crisp slap that landed hard on Iori's face.

[But Iori didn't hesitate for even a second; almost instinctively, she retaliated, delivering a powerful punch to her opponent's face...]

After finishing the fight, Iori sighed deeply: "I understand how you feel."

"It's really true." Kohei clutched his nose, which was suddenly bleeding profusely, trembling uncontrollably from the pain. "I thought you were still half asleep..."

"No way! Busujima-senpai! You actually drank that bucket... no, that glass of sake? You really went all out to win over Otsuya!"

"You'd rather believe Iori is just delirious from sleep than accept the cruel reality that Tokita-senpai has a girlfriend? Haki Kohei, you bastard..."

Seeing Kohei stubbornly refusing to believe that Tokita-senpai had a girlfriend, everyone was both amused and exasperated.

This self-deceiving feeling can, in a way, be considered a kind of pure persistence!

Another World Quartet World

“I can understand how Kohei-senpai feels right now…” On the face of the madman, an unprecedented resonance appeared, and he sighed deeply as if he were experiencing the same feeling.

"If it were me, I wouldn't believe it either! This is even less realistic than the housing price crash in Axel City!"

Tokita-senpai's girlfriend?

This is simply unimaginable!

An ultimate beast whose brain is almost entirely filled with muscles and alcohol, aside from diving and drinking...

It's amazing that he has a girlfriend, which sounds like a very fulfilling life.

It's like that idiot Aqua suddenly telling him one day with a serious face that she has a boyfriend with normal intelligence—

It looks really weird!

How could a human possibly fall in love with a monkey?

“That’s not even the most outrageous part, Kars, huh?” Subaru Natsuki stared at the screen with a lifeless, world-weary gaze, his finger trembling as he extended it.

"Do you all remember... what Senior Tokita just said about his 'Mate Selection Requirements'...?"

Old Bone's emotionless, skeletal voice added the first key phrase: "Can drink—"

Tanya immediately picked up the thread, adding the complete and fatal detail: "She can drink with me completely naked—"

In an instant...

A powerful and uncontrollable image simultaneously flashed through everyone's minds:

In a smoke-filled room, Tokita-senpai and a woman whose face was obscured were engaged in a primal and unrestrained alcohol duel...

Imagining that overly hardcore and philosophically rich scene, the eccentric man wiped the blood from his nose: "It...it really has to be a senior like him, this is way too fancy..."

Surprisingly, this kind of demanding requirement, which would definitely lead to an ordinary person living a lonely life, actually helped him find a like-minded girlfriend!

No wonder Kohei-senpai refused to acknowledge this reality no matter what.

It turns out, reality is far more absurd than imagined...

Unwilling to accept reality, Kohei endured the pain, put on a serious expression, and asked an important question: "By the way, what department is she in?"

"Huh?" Busujima, who was dizzy from the alcohol, couldn't help but complain when he heard this strange question: "Why are you focusing on the subject first?!"

Is now the time to ask what the other person is studying? No, would a normal person ask that first?

Fortunately, Iori isn't a normal person either—

Then, the same struggle and conflict appeared on his face, and he asked with difficulty, "It's hard to believe... but it seems... it really is from 'Human Sciences'!"

"Fuckingshit—!!" This final assessment was the last straw that broke Kohei's back, causing him to cover his face and let out a painful wail.

Even Busujima couldn't hold back any longer: "What family? Oh, you mean biological classification."

"Hahaha, what the hell is this 'Human Science'... Are you really that unable to accept the fact that Tokita-senpai has a girlfriend?"

"This is hilarious! They've even started using biological taxonomy to find some solace!"

Watching the two men on the screen still desperately trying to escape reality under the guise of "science," the onlookers were already laughing so hard they were doubled over, completely losing all semblance of composure.

It was truly high-energy throughout! Every answer was unexpected, yet somehow perfectly logical...

What made everyone lose their composure the most was that these two most inhuman idiots actually suspected each other of being inhuman.

This is utterly upside down!

Seeing Kohei's wailing as if the world was ending, Busujima frowned slightly: "By the way, Kohei-kun, weren't you uninterested in this kind of thing?"

"I personally have absolutely no interest in this."

Kohei abruptly changed the subject, his voice rising sharply, carrying an almost indignant sense of accusation: "But seeing others happy, don't you feel like vomiting?"

"I understand!"

"That makes sense."

Kohei's remarks immediately resonated with Iori and Busujima.

The next second, without any verbal exchange, the three wine glasses collided forcefully in mid-air, producing a crisp and resounding sound.

"Good heavens, it really is 'The Stars of Humanity,' these three scumbags actually reached a consensus..."

"Bukushima-senpai, you might as well give up on Otoya. This scum-like gathering is your final destination!!"

Seeing the group already engaged in a roundtable discussion on the screen, everyone suddenly felt a wave of dizziness. "Have you all forgotten why you came to this bar today?"

And Busujima-senpai, you're here for advice on how to win over Otoya in love...

I didn't come here to join this scumbag organization that makes people want to vomit at the sight of others being happy!

Academy City World

"Seeing other people happy makes me want to vomit..." Misaka Mikoto looked at the three guys on the screen who had reached a consensus, and a few black lines appeared on her forehead, her mouth twitching slightly.

"What a bunch of scumbags."

Even the notorious thugs of Academy City, when expressing their jealousy of popular people, don't act this way...