After all, aren't they all... using the same face...?

Meanwhile, Ai Lai proactively sought out Azusa for relationship advice, perhaps because of her previous argument with Busujima, she realized she couldn't just sit idly by.

So, I decided to take a gamble—

That evening, Orihime received a message on her phone from Ai Lai, inviting her to see a movie on Saturday, and that it would just be the two of them.

The moment Ai Lai clicked send, she tossed and turned anxiously on the bed, each second of waiting feeling endlessly stretched out.

When the phone beeped again with a notification sound, Ai Lai excitedly opened it.

"Qingzi: Sorry to bother you so late, I've come to return the book I borrowed from you last time—"

Ailai opened the door, leaned weakly against the doorframe, and sighed softly, "I say... Kiyoko, can I hate you for once this time?"

"I can understand how Ai Lai feels right now. It's like getting a phone call while you're playing a video game—it's awful!!"

"Books? What books does Ai Lai have to borrow? She only has breasts... wait, you don't mean to borrow 'On Breasts'?"

Those watching the video call, seeing the brief movie invitation on the screen and recalling their earlier anxious expressions, couldn't help but twitch their lips in unison.

So, all that scheming you did was to invite Iori to the movies?

Your advances are just like those of an incompetent husband in some adult films... no, I mean, some family dramas.

How weak and powerless we are!

Chapter 1418 Aina's date plan: the equipment is not up to par!!

"Ding-dong."

Suddenly, Ai Lai's phone beeped twice in quick succession. She quickly grabbed Qingzi's book and tried to shoo her away.

However, as a seasoned best friend, Qingzi's "gossip radar" and reaction speed have long since reached a level of perfection.

Just as the door was about to close, with lightning speed, she grabbed it firmly with a "snap!"

[Then she turned and hugged Ailey, her tone subtle yet firm: "...Something's not right. I feel like you're hiding something from me?"]

"Uh!" Ai Lai froze, realizing she couldn't hide it any longer, and could only sigh helplessly: "Alright, you have to keep this a secret for me! Actually..."

"Wait! Hold on a second!" Kiyoko's eyes instantly blazed with a fierce gossip-loving light.

[Why keep gossip to yourself? Without a word, she immediately pulled out her phone, her fingers flashing across the screen.]

Soon after, Keiko and Kanako arrived at the battlefield with the precision of sharks smelling blood, their faces flushed with the excitement of someone preparing for a celebration.

"We've come to listen to your heart-to-heart talk—"

"There's something we can only say here!"

Kiyoko looked at the perfect formation of the three interrogation rooms before her and nodded in satisfaction. After all, they were a team of four!

"Just accept your fate, Ai Lai! You need to understand that in a best friend's dictionary, the true meaning of keeping your secret is—your secret is a resource we share!"

"Good heavens, these aren't just best friends, they're three living dads! Forget secrets... why is this setup like a press conference?"

Looking at their friends who had arrived at the battlefield in the blink of an eye, everyone's eyes were full of sympathy. The speed at which they called for reinforcements was even faster than the assembly of special forces!

You have to keep this a secret for me.

Ailai, you're still too young.

Letting everyone know is the best way to keep secrets!

The Daily World of High School Boys

"Alright, I can't wait to see what ideas these three strategists will come up with..."

Looking at the "family and friends group" that had instantly assembled on the screen, Xiu crossed his arms and shook his head helplessly in a tone that seemed to have seen through the vicissitudes of life.

According to the rules of friendship, it's unreasonable to gather together when your secret has been revealed by your friends...

The next standard procedure is to force participants into a relationship strategy consultation session.

Fortunately,

Compared to the group of freakish friends around Iori-senpai that could be described as a zoo spectacle, and the few scum-level advisors under Busujima-senpai.

"So far, it seems that Ai Lai's group of girlfriends is the most normal and the most...reliable?"

“He should be a bit more reliable than you guys.” Tadakuni took over the conversation, his gaze sweeping meaningfully over Hideaki and Yoshitake, his tone filled with certainty based on hard-won lessons.

"Besides, the target is just that Iori-senpai whose brain is filled with alcohol, it should be fine..."

"You idiot, Tadakatsu—!!"

Before Zhongbang could finish speaking, Xiuze delivered a precise "Friendship-Breaking Punch" to his abdomen, his face filled with exasperated anger as he shouted.

"What do you take love for?! Is it like discounted strawberry milk from the supermarket?!"

"The restlessness in my chest, the unease that kept me tossing and turning, the struggle that I knew was futile but couldn't stop."

"Don't you understand at all the most precious pains of youth?"

At this point, Hideaki's voice suddenly rose, pointing at Tadakuni who was lying on the ground, like a general reprimanding his subordinate: "To underestimate the enemy like this is a major taboo on the battlefield, Sergeant Tadakuni!"

"Huh? Sergeant... Sergeant?" Tadakuni clutched his aching stomach, wincing in pain, but still managed to unleash his inner comedian: "Speaking of which, don't act like you know everything, you idiot!"

However, Xiu completely ignored Zhongbang's complaints. With the fire of a strategist burning in his eyes, he grabbed Zhongbang by the collar and continued his speech with great passion.

"This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!" He suddenly pointed to the group of girlfriends plotting on the screen: "This is our chance to find out the core tactics and strategies of the female side!"

In an instant, a ray of light, symbolizing wisdom, shone like a light bulb above Jizhu's head!

He instantly grasped the essence of Xiuzhe's grand vision and exclaimed excitedly, "Xiuzhe, you mean..."

"Can we learn from these dating strategies and methods used by these experienced women, and then apply them to other girls?"

Xiu pushed up his glasses: "That's right! That's exactly it!"

hiss--

How...how despicable...no, how ingenious the strategy!

Zhongbang suddenly realized something, and the pain in his abdomen seemed to be instantly cured, and a thirst for knowledge burst forth from his heart.

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After hearing Ai Lai's long-awaited and internally struggled "grand plan," the three best friends' anticipation froze instantly, replaced by strong disdain.

"So that's how it is..."

"I am bored--"】

"It's just an invitation to see a movie. Even middle schoolers are better than you, Aire!!"

[In the midst of their banter, Ai Lai forgot to check her phone to reply, and quickly picked it up to look at the messages.]

Ah, I see! Let's meet at 2 PM then.

[The overwhelming joy instantly dispelled the gloom from the earlier group's teasing; Ai Lai's face radiated happiness. Next, it was time to consider—the date plan!]

【but……】

Faced with Ai Lai's hopeful gaze, the three best friends exchanged glances, then ruthlessly shattered the illusion Ai Lai had just built.

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"I was always invited out by other people, so I didn't know."

"Good heavens, so these three are kings of theory, but have zero practical experience! Elle, you've struck gold..."

"Even junior high students are better than you. Your previous disdain was just the top students looking down on the bottom students, right? You're all equally bad!"

Looking at the completely unreliable think tank, everyone couldn't bear to look and covered their faces with their hands. They were typical high-end emotional consultants who only offered criticism, not solutions.

A single person goes to ask another group of single people how to date...

It's like asking a customer in a restaurant how to cook a dish; they'll just tell you it tastes good, but they can't explain the steps.

The theory is okay, but the experience is zero! Don't expect a bunch of single people to give any constructive advice.

Just then, Kanako seemed to suddenly remember something and looked to the side: "Speaking of which, Keiko, don't you live with 'The Man'?"

Ailai and Kiyoko's eyes widened instantly, their incredulous gazes fixed on Keiko as if they were seeing their friend for the first time.

[Keiko paused slightly, then smiled with a hint of mystery and confidence, like a seasoned older sister: "I suppose so..."]

[Ailee, who had just escaped a desperate situation, had a spark of hope rekindled in her eyes. "Then please give me some advice."]

“Boys are all very innocent.” Keiko elegantly tossed her long hair, then gently lifted Ai Lai’s chin with her index finger, beginning her lesson.

"No matter what the other party says, you must use..."

"Use phrases like 'Oh, I didn't know that,' and 'Wow, amazing' to praise him."

“You also need to find the right opportunity…” At this point, Keiko pulled Ai Lai into her arms, pressing him against her chest: “Bury his face in your chest, and you’ll easily win him over!”

"What a terrifying scheme! Apart from those Sigma men, I really can't think of any ordinary person who could remain sober under this combination of attacks!"

"Oh, I see," "I had no idea," "Wow, that's amazing"—isn't this the legendary three-part bluff?

Everyone who witnessed this scene couldn't help but gasp. It has to be said that Huizi's seemingly simple and brutal tactics actually contained a precise grasp of male psychology!

Ordinary men simply couldn't defend against it, not even Iori, the land-based war god!

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