This move is extremely demanding on modeling!
A cruel and realistic question arose in everyone's minds, and their eyes were immediately filled with pity...
The equipment level is nowhere near as good as Keiko's!
This is no longer a tactical issue, but a stark "hardware" gap.
That meager "hardware configuration" simply cannot support such high-end tactics that rely so heavily on "on-board resources"!
Chapter 1419 What a desolate land, Ai Cai!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Oh, I didn't know that," "Wow, that's amazing," I can learn these basic moves...
"But, that final, most crucial finishing move—"
Minami Shimada's voice abruptly stopped as she subconsciously looked down at her chest, where her "beginner's basic equipment," which was at best rated LV2, was displayed.
next second...
In an instant, it was as if his soul had been ripped away. With a "thud," he collapsed to his knees in a "ORZ" style, his body radiating a visible black resentment.
"I can't learn this at all, senpai—!!" Minami Shimada's indignant shouts echoed throughout Class F.
She realized with despair that her "configuration" was truly "hard"—as hard as steel plates.
Forget about using any finishing move like a "chest kill"; if you actually tried to imitate it, the result wouldn't be a romantic comedy, but rather a standard "murder" scene...
Himeji Mizuki, seemingly enlightened, tapped her chin lightly and murmured, "So, burying his face in my chest will make it easy to win him over...?" "137." "What...?!"
Minami Shimada abruptly raised her head, her face filled with horror and disbelief, her gaze fixed on Mizuki Himeji's chest as if drawn by a magnet—
LV99!!
Moreover, it's a full set of +15 legendary divine gear.
The terrifying "combat power" value jumped wildly in front of her eyes... 500... no, it was 53!
Her combat power is 53!!
boom--
In an instant, Shimada Minami felt as if she had been shot squarely between the eyebrows by a Barrett sniper rifle; her eyes completely lost their luster, her consciousness was forcibly shut down, and her soul seemed to float out of her mouth...
Only one desperate thought echoed in my mind: Game Over.
Compared to such a god-level player, she didn't even qualify to be a lowly soldier in the newbie village...
There's no way we can win!
Looking at Ailey, who was tightly suffocated against Keiko's chest and whose limbs were thrashing about like someone drowning, Kiyoko, with her middle-aged appearance, let out a meaningful sigh: "Ah—I see."
"So it was that easy to win them over..."
[The tricks that Keiko taught her, in her opinion, have no technical barriers whatsoever; they could even be considered a "beginner's guide" to dating tactics.]
Meanwhile, Keiko gently stroked Ai Lai's hair in her arms, her whole being seemingly enveloped in a holy maternal glow: "Yes, that's how innocent you are."
[Then, somewhat guiltily, she looked away and muttered in a very low voice, "...my 6-year-old brother!"]
[A moment ago, Ailey was still reeling from the shock of the "ultimate move," but suddenly her movements froze.]
He then struggled free from Keiko's embrace, slapping his face hard with both hands, letting out a cry that was a mixture of despair and self-mockery.
"What a hopeless fool I am—I almost believed your nonsense just now!"
"The stories 'Boys Are So Naive' and 'Living with a Man' are actually about your six-year-old little brother!!!"
"I thought it was the culmination of a queen of romance, but it turns out to be excerpts from 'The Parenting Bible'?"
Seeing this, everyone was speechless. It turns out that this "pure" really means pure in the literal sense. The reliability of this teaching is comparable to Kohei's advice on love!
Gabriel DropOut
“A six…six-year-old brother.” Winette paused for a moment, her eyes twitching slightly, her face filled with worry as if this was really okay.
"Isn't this approach a bit too casual?"
She simply couldn't imagine that such tricks for coaxing children would actually work on a senior college student.
College students shouldn't be so easily fooled, right?
Hearing this, Gabriel, who was slumped on the ground, lazily scratched her messy blonde hair: "Well... use the same tricks you use on a 6-year-old brother on Iori."
"In a sense, it might actually be a pretty good remedy?"
She didn't even bother to change her posture; she simply rolled her eyes and glanced at Kitahara Iori on the screen, whose head was filled with alcohol.
"After all, Iori's IQ... those who know, know! Using child psychology to deal with him might be just right."
"Hahaha! Gabriel, are you an idiot?!" As soon as Gabriel finished speaking, Satania's confident yet foolish laughter echoed throughout the room.
"I can't even imagine how stupid a human could be to fall for such a childish trick..."
Faced with Satania's mockery, Gabriel neither refuted nor got angry, but simply glanced at Satania with her dead fish eyes.
Then--
"Wow, I see! Wow, that's amazing! I had no idea Satania was so smart..."
"Hmph! Now you know how powerful I am!" Hearing Gabriel's praise as she admitted defeat, Satania's vanity was greatly satisfied, and she proudly put her hands on her hips.
Seeing this, Raphael, who seemed harmless, pressed Satania's still-smiling face forcefully against his chest, which was far more "luxurious" than Keiko's!
At the same time, Raphael's face blossomed into a gentle, saintly smile, and he softly stroked Satania's hair with one hand: "Yoshi yoshi yoshi—!!"
"What a smart and good child!"
Seeing Satania struggle a couple of times in Raphael's arms before inexplicably quieting down and even seeming to enjoy it, Vinette's face instantly darkened.
"It really exists..."
“There really are idiots who will fall for it… Satania.”
Watching the angel duo over there putting their newly learned skills into practice and committing their "crimes," I couldn't help but feel an urge to complain.
These two angels actually used Satania as a test subject without any hesitation!
And Satania, are you really only six years old in terms of intelligence?
Although deep down she had a subtle feeling that Keiko had fooled her with her "childhood tutorial," Ai Lai then thought about Iori's usual atavistic behavior...
[This plan...it doesn't seem like it's entirely unfeasible?] (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
As if trying to convince himself, with a sense of resignation, he muttered to himself, "Thinking about it carefully... that guy's brain really is only that of a 6-year-old."
Seeing this, Kiyoko couldn't help but retort speechlessly, "Is the person you like even human?"
But having come this far, the three best friends exchanged glances and ultimately decided to see "Master Huizi's" battle of child psychology through to the end.
"So, with the theoretical problems solved, now only the practical problems remain..."
Before the words were even finished, it was as if a sharp arrow had pierced Ailey's heart with pinpoint accuracy. There was no way around it; what she possessed wasn't a haven of comfort, but a "precipitous cliff"!
"Well, don't despair just yet." Kiyoko maintained her calm, almost manly demeanor, as she stepped forward and put her arm around Ai Lai's shoulder, offering a solution: "There's still room if we squeeze in!"
While this proposal was full of practical spirit, for Ailay, it was no less difficult than carving out an oasis in the Sahara Desert.
Looking at her chest, which remained completely flat even after being equipped, Kiyoko was speechless: "This really is... a vast and barren land..."
"I never expected the plot to jump straight from child psychology to geological exploration—you're really in a bad situation, Ailey!"
"Aile, promise me, let's change tactics, okay? 0.4? The inherent equipment gap can't be made up for by squeezing in a little bit of micro-management later."
"This isn't a campaign to conquer the enemy; it's a suicide attack! Before the enemy even falls, your own dignity and potential will be wiped out!"
When Kiyoko's final judgment, delivered with the air of a professional surveyor—"A Barren Land"—resonated in the air...
All the viewers outside the video seemed to feel the heavy blow in unison. Countless gazes pierced through the screen and converged on Ai Lai, filled with indescribable sympathy and pity.
This is really...
A heartbreaking story, Ai Lai, that brings tears to the eyes and saddens all who hear it.
The harsh reality has once again been proven: in the face of an absolute gap in talent (hardware), any ingenious tactics seem so pale and powerless.
This is no longer some optimistic idea that you can get something by squeezing in; this is clearly the launch of a super project on the scale of geological transformation!
In this way, what Iori feels will never be the legendary gentle haven, but rather the hard ground...
Chapter 1420 A Date at the Movie Theater! A 6-hour movie.
The next day, unable to change the scale of the operation, Ailai had no choice but to wear the decisive battle outfit carefully chosen by her friend and arrive at the agreed location 10 minutes early.
Filled with anxiety, Ai Lai instinctively wanted to hide in the bathroom to check one last time if there was any way to salvage her makeup and "battle outfit."
Just as she turned around, a familiar, cheerful, even somewhat loud voice came from behind her without warning.
"Oh, you're here so early." Iori completely missed the fleeting panic and shyness on Ai Lai's face, laughing happily to herself.
"Haha, it's been so long since I've done anything other than diving and drinking, I'm really looking forward to it..."
Academy City World
"This outfit, how should I put it..." Misaka Mikoto stroked her chin, her brows furrowed, her face filled with disbelief, "It's really surprising—"
“Yes, that’s true.” Shirai Kuroko nodded repeatedly, but her sharp eyes were fixed on the screen, on Ai Lai’s barely visible heaving chest.
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