Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"(Nods) Yes, she confessed."

"(Gritting teeth) That guy should just die!"

The entire restaurant, seemingly except for Kitahara Iori himself, tacitly witnessed a breathtaking yet utterly comical "unfinished" confession.

"Regarding the fact that only the male protagonist in the entire restaurant was unaware that he had been confessed to"—the hearing of these bystanders watching the drama unfold is almost too good!!

"Aile, your lies are as unconvincing as your breast-killing tricks..."

Seeing Ai Lai on the screen, secretly congratulating himself on his "clever" way of covering up the situation, everyone's expressions became very complicated.

It was a mixture of helplessness and a sense of pity, as if saying, "This child is beyond saving."

Every customer in the restaurant, from the guy cutting the steak to the bartender, could tell you were confessing your feelings...

This scene is comparable to cheating in an exam and thinking that the proctor didn't see it; it's just deceiving yourself!

The world of spring things

"I'm really curious..."

Yui Yuigahama stared blankly at the passersby on the screen who were eavesdropping, her lips twitching slightly, her face filled with disbelief.

"How exactly did those guests hear Senior Ai Lai's whisper, which was barely audible?"

"That's a volume that even Iori-senpai, who was sitting right across from us and closest to us, couldn't hear clearly!"

Are these people's hearings a little too good?

What puzzled her the most was that Ai Lai had clearly spoken that incredibly soft confession in their hometown dialect!

Why are those guests, who are several tables away and don't look like locals at all, all acting like they're on a simultaneous translation device...?

I can hear everything perfectly clearly!!

"I said……"

Hearing this, Hachiman, who had been quietly listening, slowly turned his signature deadpan eyes toward him: "How can you be so sure... that only Iori-senpai didn't hear it?"

"Perhaps Iori-senpai heard everything clearly, but—"

"He's just pretending to be stupid, isn't he?" Yukino Yukinoshita's cool voice picked up the conversation, followed by a soft sigh.

"If it weren't for the overly obvious reactions of the passersby, I might have believed that the guy genuinely didn't hear me." (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"However, even other guests several meters away, whose attention was not initially focused on the scene, could clearly hear that 'like'..."

“I don’t believe that Kitahara-senpai, who is closest to her and is speaking directly with her, would have completely missed this information.”

Yui Yuigahama was even more confused. She blinked her big eyes, her face a mixture of sympathy and bewilderment: "But, Hitoshi, if Iori-senpai heard it, why would he pretend not to know?"

"I don't know." Hachiman shrugged helplessly, his face showing an expression that said, "Don't ask me about this kind of thing."

Anyone who can figure out Iori-senpai's thought process can only mean that they are getting further and further away from humanity.

Looking at Iori on the screen, still grinning foolishly and chugging beer, Hachiman silently added a comment in his mind.

Perhaps he didn't want to ruin the atmosphere, perhaps he didn't take it seriously at all, or perhaps... he himself hadn't figured out how to respond.

But who knows?

After returning home from her date, seeing that Iori and Airi were still making no progress, Azusa decided to give Airi one last push.

"Aile is going back to her hometown because of some family matters, it seems to be related to her tuition fees..."

Upon hearing this, Iori naturally wouldn't stand idly by. Returning to PaB's shop, she dragged Kohei into a room and slammed the door shut.

After clarifying the situation, Kohei immediately came up with a good idea: "...Since it's a financial issue, we just need to apply for a scholarship!"

However, the primary requirement for applying for a scholarship is a high school GPA of 3.5 or higher...

What were her athletic grades?

"At most 1."

"What about subjects like housework and art?"

"Hmm...it's probably hovering around 2."

Upon hearing this, Iori, with a grave expression, took out his phone and began performing a series of complex calculations. After a moment, he looked up, his eyes sharp, and drew a conclusion.

"That means... she needs to get an average score of 3.9 or higher in all other subjects!"

"Hmph..." Kohei uttered a cryptic sound, crossed his arms, and pondered intently for a moment.

"A sales pitch? That's impossible, isn't it?"

"She has to go back to her hometown because of family matters"—what exactly are these matters? Is it because her family doesn't allow her to date that idiot?

"Hahaha, that's hilarious... If Ai Lai could get 4 or higher in all her other subjects, would she still be worrying about tuition?"

"All GPAs of 4, what does that mean? Tuition fees are a small matter, scholarships would probably line up and practically crawl into her arms, right?"

Seeing the unusually serious faces of Iori and Kohei on the screen, as if they were plotting some grand scheme, the onlookers could no longer hold back their laughter, their lips curving upwards in uncontrollable smiles.

Are you really expecting these two guys, whose brains are 70% soaked in alcohol and the remaining 30% filled with anime and streaking, to come up with any serious and feasible solutions?

Chapter 1423 Scholarship is out of the question, so I'll just have to work! Incredible acting skills.

(P.S.: Fun fact, in some Japanese schools, a GPA of 4 is practically a perfect score, and a GPA of 3.5 is enough to get into the University of Tokyo.)

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"I said, Yuuji..."

In a corner of an abandoned classroom, there is a secret hideout built from old desks and cardboard boxes, exuding a strong "FFF group" vibe.

Akihisa lifted the FFF group hood from his head, nudged a slightly trembling corrugated cardboard box next to him with his elbow, and asked in a low voice.

"Aina-senpai wants to get a GPA of 4 in all subjects... Is it really that difficult?"

"Sh-!!!"

The lid of the cardboard box was suddenly pushed open, and Yuji poked his head out like a startled bird, looking around in a panic.

"You idiot, turn the volume down to mute! Are you trying to kill me?!"

Ever since Iori-senpai's fantasy: Busujima-senpai took Otoya to the hotel with a stun gun...

Xiang is now like a dungeon boss, wandering around Class F with a stun gun.

Seeing the other person's tense and fearful expression, Mingjiu sighed helplessly: "So, how much longer are you going to survive in this cardboard box ecosystem?"

"Besides, putting aside this little hobby, Kirishima-san is beautiful, academically excellent, and devoted to you. What's wrong with her...?"

"If you want me dead, just say so—!"

After confirming that there were no crackling footsteps outside the corridor, Yuuji finally crawled out of the cardboard box with lingering fear, brushing the dust off his body in a disheveled manner.

"So, what was that you were doing earlier, sneaking around like that, was trying to ask Aina-senpai about getting a GPA of 4 in all subjects?" Yuuji tried to steer the conversation back on track.

"Mmm!" Akihisa nodded vigorously, but when he saw the conflicted look suddenly appear on Yuuji's face, his expression also became serious: "Is... this difficult?"

“It’s very difficult…” Yuuji stroked his chin thoughtfully, his brows furrowed, before speaking slowly in a sorrowful tone: “It’s just too difficult to explain this to you clearly.”

"So, what were you agonizing over all this time about how to explain it to me, you bastard—!" Akihisa instantly went berserk, grabbing his hair with both hands: "What level of intelligence do you think I am, you slime?!"

"Okay, okay, let's put it another way you can understand." Seeing that the idiot was about to explode, Yuuji quickly raised his hands in surrender.

"Let me put it this way, if we want Aina-senpai to achieve a score of 4 in all subjects..."

"This level of difficulty is probably about the same as getting a silent pervert to voluntarily destroy all his treasured hard drives and then abstain from sex from now on!"

"..." Mingjiu's eyes froze instantly, a large bead of cold sweat rolled down his forehead, and after three seconds of silence, he let out a desperate cry from the depths of his soul.

"Isn't this completely impossible—"

The conditions for the scholarship are way too strict!

What kind of monsters are those people who get scholarships? This is clearly beyond human capabilities!

Seeing that the scholarship plan was unrealistic, Iori and Kohei decided to first indirectly ask the Corpse Beast for its opinion.

How's school been lately?

"How are you doing?"

[After Iori and Kohei arrived downstairs, they greeted Ai Lai with overly enthusiastic and slightly stiff smiles.]

Ailey's eyes swept over the two men in front of her, who exuded suspiciousness from head to toe. His brow furrowed. "Why are you suddenly asking this?"

Kohei smiled and waved his hand: "Haha, it's nothing serious..."

Iori said sincerely, "I'm just a little worried about your grades."

Kohei, with a subtle glance, smiled and asked, "Are you keeping up with your studies?"

[Aile, her face contorted with rage, shouted, "I absolutely hate being talked to like that by either of you!!"]

After returning to their room following the conversation, Iori and Kohei, having failed to extract any information from her, discussed their next move: "This won't do, she's very wary."

"No, no, no, it's not that Elle is too vigilant. Is it possible... the problem lies with you guys? Genius!!"

"Ugh, your opening line is so stiff, it's like a standard script from a telecom scam. You're practically asking how much money is left in your account!"

Watching the two clowns on the screen who were completely oblivious to how abnormal their behavior was, and instead seriously reviewing their "tactical mistakes," the onlookers were speechless.

Two struggling students, barely able to keep themselves in the face of the professor and grappling with the abyss of failing grades, are actually concerned about other people's grades?