Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

It's no wonder they're on their guard!

If Ailey still believes your nonsense at this point, then it can only mean she's gone mad...

It's like two ragged beggars with broken bowls coming up to you with big smiles, saying they can help you restructure your assets and eventually get you listed on the stock exchange.

Both their motives and abilities are suspicious!

Back in his room, Kohei quickly came up with a new idea: "Since scholarships aren't an option, I might as well get a part-time job!"

Iori pondered for a moment: "But that guy is probably clumsy, it might be a bit difficult..."

The two of them fell into deep thought simultaneously. Ailey was indeed clumsy; if only there were jobs where clumsiness could earn a decent hourly wage!

"I know a great place, Kitahara!" In an instant, Kohei had a flash of inspiration and stood up abruptly: "It's okay to act foolishly there, the hourly wage is high."

[A spark of hope ignited in Iori's eyes, and he clenched his fist excitedly: "Is there really such an amazing job?!"]

“Yes.” Kohei pulled out a classic maid outfit adorned with lace and bows in a flash. “In a maid café, being absent-minded is a virtue.”

"There's no time to lose, let's go and persuade her."

“Okay.” Iori nodded seriously. “Remember to make it look natural.”

"Hiss—I hate to admit it, but this time, Kohei's method... works."

"This is truly one of the few work environments that is specifically designed for clumsy and naturally awkward people!"

"You might not believe it, but I don't find it strange at all that Kohei can pull a maid outfit out of his four-dimensional pocket anymore..."

Looking at the two confident idiots on the screen, the expressions of the onlookers became quite subtle.

An eerie atmosphere, where something seemed off yet somehow made perfect sense, permeated the air.

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Another World Quartet World

"Go work at a maid cafe..."

Natsuki Subaru crossed his arms, closed his eyes, and earnestly constructed in his mind a scene of Ailai dressed as a maid, clumsily carrying a tray and saying, "Master, welcome back."

A few seconds later, he shook his head regretfully, as if tasting a dish that was still a little undercooked: "It's still not good enough."

"I feel like something crucial is missing."

"The decisive factor?" Kichiku Shin closed his eyes and thought seriously for a moment: "Could it be... breasts?"

"No, but I can't quite put my finger on it." Subaru Natsuki shook his head, his expression conflicted. "As expected, when it comes to maids, it has to be someone as perfect as my Rem-chan..."

"Rem?" The sadistic man's gaze fell upon Rem, who was dressed in a maid outfit not far away, and he hesitated, "Speaking of which, it really is the difference in bust size, isn't it—"

Subaru Natsuki's lips twitched, speechless. "Is all you can think about, Kazu?"

"But then again," the eccentric man said, stroking his chin and glancing back and forth between Iori and Kohei, "the more I think about it, the more I feel that sending Ai-senpai to the maid cafe..."

"It would be more effective to have these two seniors personally take the plunge... oops! I mean, to personally take up the post."

"Hmm? That makes sense." Tanya stroked her chin thoughtfully. "After all, these two have practical experience cross-dressing at the school festival! Especially Iori—"

Putting aside her terrible personality and the tendency for her clothes to rip at any moment, just looking at the still images of her in the maid outfit, the level of completion is simply terrifying!

"If that's the case, then doesn't that mean..." The red light inside the old bone's skull flickered slightly, and at the same time, an indescribable and subtle feeling welled up in his heart.

In an instant, the four members of the reincarnation team all thought of the same thing, their eyes focused on the screen, and they came to the same conclusion.

This employment plan really needs these two geniuses to personally take the lead to maximize its benefits.

"Hey, you 'Fake Corpse Beast'!" The two, who had just been saying they wanted to act natural, said somewhat embarrassedly, "Well, how should I put it, have you been spending enough pocket money lately?"

"Are you a father arguing with his child?" Ai Lai was speechless. "What have you been trying to do since just now?!"

Iori and Kohei broke out in a cold sweat, their eyes darting around, and they laughed nervously, "Hahaha, oh, how could that be?"

Seeing the two's unusual reactions, even the clueless Chisa immediately became wary.

With things having come to this, the two had no choice but to retreat temporarily and return to their room to discuss their next move.

"Good heavens, these two probably have the same low standard for pretending as their passing grade—their acting is outrageously fake!!"

"Brother, what normal person in this world would suddenly start a natural conversation by asking, 'Do you have enough pocket money?'"

Asking someone if they have enough pocket money right off the bat is clearly a blatant attempt to make me look like I have a scheme on my face.

Seeing the two whose disguises were exposed in an instant, everyone was both amused and exasperated. When will these two geniuses realize their own problems?

Chapter 1424 Underwear as a gift? You're really brave!!

"What do we do now..." Back in her room, Iori stared blankly at the maid outfit on the floor, her face filled with utter helplessness and confusion.

"I feel like if we bring up the topic of working directly, she'll definitely realize our intentions."

“Actually, it’s not that difficult…” Kohei sat cross-legged opposite him, arms crossed, brows furrowed: “The maid outfit itself is the perfect hint!”

Once this dress is delivered to her, she'll naturally think of maid cafes.

"Really?" Iori asked incredulously, picking up the maid outfit from the floor.

Kohei nodded earnestly: "Really, any normal person would think that way."

"Seriously... do you two have some kind of misunderstanding about the definition of a normal person? A normal person wouldn't think like that!!"

"One dares to speak, and the other dares to believe! The combined intelligence of these two people wouldn't even amount to a single normal brain cell."

Looking at the confident Kohei, everyone's lips twitched with annoyance. They almost forgot that these two geniuses' thought processes were also among the best in the abstract world.

To put it another way, "303" is like two people planting landmines in a minefield, thinking they're doing landscape design...

Gintama World

"Hey, hey, hey, are these two idiots' brains connected to the editorial department of Jump?"

"How could a normal person automatically associate the sight of a maid outfit with something as realistic and cruel as working a part-time job?"

"Can't you even have a little bit of common sense, you idiot?!"

Inside the Yorozuya, Gintoki stared with his signature listless, dead-fish eyes, his whole body slumped in the chair like a lump of mud.

While complaining listlessly, he skillfully picked his nose and then accurately flicked away some indescribable little object.

“That’s true, Gintoki.” Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and smiled helplessly. “Sometimes you really can’t do anything with these people who have such unconventional thinking.”

Who would immediately think, "Ah! This is definitely a hint that I should work at a maid cafe..." when they receive a maid outfit of unknown origin?

Just think about it, it's completely impossible!

However, just as Shinpachi was still complaining...

Gintoki suddenly sprang up from the sofa, striking the classic pose of wishing for panties from the dragon, and shouted at the top of his lungs.

"The moment a normal person sees a maid outfit, they should be filled with romance and fantasy—it should be a erotic outfit!"

"No way, you idiot with curly hair—!!"

Shinpachi, who had just been maintaining a rational and sarcastic mode, suddenly broke down, his forehead bulging with clearly visible veins, and roared at Gintoki with all his might.

"How can you so confidently spout such lewd old man lines, you bastard!"

"Or is your sugary brain something you grew up in nightclubs?"

Shinpachi tried to calm his breathing, casting an expectant glance at the relatively serious MADAO beside him: "Mr. Hasegawa, generally speaking, no one would think of someone in a love triangle... right..."

However, when he saw MADAO's condition, he stopped talking abruptly.

MADAO turned his head away somewhat awkwardly, avoiding eye contact, a suspicious blush appearing on his dark face.

Shinpachi's heart sank, and his lips twitched: "Um...Mr. Hasegawa...could it be..."

"Ah... this..." MADAO awkwardly scratched his stubble-covered face and stammered, "It's normal to associate it with erotic costumes or something, right?"

"See?" Gintoki immediately crossed his arms and looked at Shinpachi with unwavering certainty: "So, Shinpachi, can't you have any common sense?"

"..."

Shinpachi froze on the spot, his expression shifting from anger to shock, and then to deep self-doubt. The light in his eyes behind his glasses had completely vanished.

Huh... Huh?

Could it be that... the abnormal one is actually me?

Am I the one who, upon seeing a maid outfit, immediately associates it with cat ears, actually the oddball who defies common sense?

[Given Kohei's unwavering confidence, Iori also firmly believed it. The question now was: how could she naturally give the clothes to Ailai?]

[It would be rather strange to give Ailey a maid outfit so readily.]

"Wait..." Just then, a lightbulb went off in Iori's head! He sprang up and rushed to his cluttered closet.

He abruptly flung open the cabinet door, rummaged through a pile of discs with pixelated images for a moment, and then triumphantly pulled out a small, simply packaged box.

"I happen to have something to give to Chisa."

"Wouldn't it be much more natural to just give this dress to Ai Lai as well?"

[The two acted immediately. Iori gave Chisa a gift, and then very naturally gave Ai Lai one as well.] (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Huh? For me? Thank you!!" Completely unaware of what was happening, Ai Lai's face instantly lit up with a surprised and happy smile, and she couldn't wait to start unwrapping it.