"What...is this..." Ailai's smile froze instantly. Her brain seemed to have suffered a powerful mental shock, causing it to overload and briefly freeze.
【Maid outfit...why a maid outfit?】
"etc--!!"】
[Ailee suddenly recalled reading in a magazine that if a man gives you clothes, it's an implication that he wants you to wear them for him!]
Emiya Family's Meal World
"Although I don't know which unreliable girls' magazine you read this rule of love from..."
Seeing Ai Lai's flushed face and completely distorted thoughts on the screen, Rin Tohsaka sighed, rubbing her forehead, her voice filled with helplessness.
"But I sincerely suggest that you throw that tattered magazine into the combustible trash can right now, immediately."
This magazine is garbage; it's doing people a lot of harm!
Look how they've misled this innocent young girl!
"Uh... well, you can't entirely blame the magazine, Tohsaka."
Emiya Shirou, standing to the side, scratched his cheek, his expression quite strange: "Thinking about it carefully, what the magazine said doesn't seem to be entirely wrong?"
Under Rin's incredulous gaze, Shirou struggled to find the right words: "After all, Iori-senpai's act of specially sending a maid outfit was indeed full of 'hints,' but..."
“It seems that Senior Ai Lai has completely misunderstood the direction of the hint.” Sakura smiled gently. “Am I right, senpai?”
Shirou nodded helplessly: "Ah...yes, that's right."
While Iori was indeed hinting at Ai Lai, what he really meant was simply to suggest that she should go work at a maid cafe to earn money!
“If that’s the case,” Rin Tohsaka’s lips twitched violently after hearing this analysis, “it’s not entirely fair to blame Ailey for misinterpreting things…”
Who can understand this damned way of hinting?!
[While Ailey was still holding the maid outfit, her cheeks burning as she was lost in the chaotic thoughts of "Does he want to see me wear this?"—]
On the other side, Chisa, who had also unwrapped her gift, stared intently at the "gift" in her hand, a vein bulging on her forehead, her knuckles turning white from the force.
"Bang—!!" She slammed her hand on the table and stood up, her face dark.
She didn't say a word, but turned abruptly and walked straight towards Iori's room with steps that seemed to crush the floor.
"Chi-Chisa?" Ai Lai was startled by this sudden turn of events, jolting her awake from her reverie.
Confused, she followed Chisa's gaze and looked at the "gift" the other had left on the table.
The next second, her pupils suddenly contracted, and her brain completely shut down.
On the table lay a pair of scantily clad, daringly provocative lingerie, its fabric barely covering the fabric.
"Hiss—Truly...truly as expected of you, Iori! You easily accomplished what we couldn't do. No complaints, you're truly brave!!"
"You really kept your word about the Thousand Satin O-Ling underwear you promised to give me! You're a true role model!"
"According to the top-tier interpretation in Ai Lai's magazine, is that Iori hinting at Chisa... Hiss!!"
Seeing the incredibly prominent lingerie on the screen, the onlookers couldn't help but gasp, then gave a thumbs up with admiration.
It has to be said that Iori is incredibly brave in certain areas that are beyond human comprehension!
They actually dared to give this as a gift...
Chapter 1425 Selling...selling a kidney?! Dude, that's not necessary!
Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun World
"This...this...is this the legendary senior college student?"
Sakura Chiyo's face turned as red as a ripe tomato. She covered her eyes tightly with her hands, but couldn't help peeking through her fingers at the shocking "gift" on the screen.
"This is just too... too bold!"
Not long ago, when Iori-senpai and Airi-senpai went on a date, they even went to a diving shop.
Naively, she assumed the carefully wrapped gift would be some professional diving equipment, such as a waterproof watch or anti-fog spray for diving masks.
But little did she know, she was indeed too naive.
They completely underestimated the level of abstractness of Iori-senpai—
"No matter how pretty the ribbon you wrap it in, it doesn't change the fact that it's a pair of panties, senpai!"
The seemingly unrelated suggestion of a "maid outfit" is actually a much clearer and more easily understood one...
Sakura let out a scream like a groundhog in her heart, feeling her girlish heart shattering into pieces.
"Truly shameless!" Overwhelmed with girlish enthusiasm, Xiao Yu crossed her arms in front of her, her worldview being challenged like never before.
"Would a normal person... give something like this... this... this kind of thing as a gift to their cousin?!"
"Those are panties—!!"
"And these are such... such incredibly sexy panties!!!"
These 05 suffocating ways of thinking are completely beyond Mikoshiba's comprehension.
That makes absolutely no sense, Iori-senpai.
After all, this thing has never been classified as a normal gift, has it?
You don't actually need to remember this inexplicable agreement so clearly! Really...
"Sigh..." Nozaki-kun, standing to the side, held a pen in his manga material notebook, staring at the blank page, unable to make a move, and sighed heavily.
"As expected... it still doesn't work." He raised his head, staring blankly into the distance, stating a terrifying fact in a completely emotionless tone.
"I really can't imagine what kind of shy yet sweet expression Mamiko would have after receiving the erotic panties from the male protagonist as a gift..."
"You really want to draw this into a shoujo manga?!" Sakura and Mikoshiba roared in unison, grabbing Nozaki's shoulders on either side and shaking him wildly.
"Wake up, Nozaki! Don't let Iori-senpai's mental pollution affect you...!"
"You draw traditional shoujo manga full of sweet and sour romantic feelings, not the kind of weird and funny comics that end up in a corner of a convenience store with a pixelated cover!"
Wake up, Nozaki-kun!!
Senior Iori's methods are taboo knowledge beyond the scope of human understanding; they are not something that ordinary mortals like us can learn from!
If you even remotely possess the slightest bit of this common sense, your comic book career, and the integrity of all of us... will be completely ruined!
Just as Ai Lai was still staring at the overly provocative "gift" on the table, her mind blank, Chisa, exuding murderous intent, walked straight towards Iori's room.
"Wait... spare their lives... let me explain!!"
Seeing the murderous aura emanating from Chisa, although she didn't know the reason, in order to survive, Iori told Chisa that Ailai was going back to her hometown because of financial problems.
"Now you understand me, right?"
“I understand Ai Lai’s situation, but…” Chisa’s gaze was quite subtle: “Why did you send me panties?”
[Speaking of this, Iori wore an extremely proud expression, arrogantly scoffing, "Hmph, that's because we agreed on it beforehand."]
[At his prompting, the chaotic night of the school festival finally surfaced in Chisa's mind—]
[At the time, in order to escape from her wrath, Iori did indeed blurt out things like, "As a thank you gift, I'll buy you sexy lingerie."]
"You chose to beg for mercy to save your life, Iori? I despise you! You dared to send me sexy lingerie, so don't chicken out the moment Chisa walks in with her frying pan..."
"What are you so proud of, bro?! Is it because you kept your promise to give your cousin some sexy lingerie?"
Seeing this, the crowd exchanged bewildered glances, their faces filled with indescribable complex emotions. This was probably the most difficult choice they had ever faced in their lives...
Should we praise him for keeping his word, for even such an outrageous promise; or should we criticize his thought process, which is deeper than the Mariana Trench?
Some even began to wonder if, in Iori's mind, apology gifts and sex toys might be categorized under the same type of product...
after all--
Who would include sexy lingerie in their thank-you gift list?
Even if it's a girlfriend I just started dating, I wouldn't dare!
Seeing Chisa's undisguised disgust for the "gift," Kohei, who had been hiding in a corner trying to minimize his presence, suddenly found a way to break the deadlock.
“We can make the most of it! If you don’t want it, you can just sell it online!”
As soon as he finished speaking, a clear image formed in Kohei's mind—the interface of a well-known secondhand trading website appeared prominently.
Two photos are displayed side-by-side at the top of the page:
On the left is that scantily clad, provocative lingerie. The product description reads: "Women's panties, packaging opened, almost brand new."
[On the right is a photo of Chisa herself, with her eyes thoughtfully blurred out. Her name is also disguised as "Little Hand O Kawa Chisa" at the bottom of the photo.]
[Price: 5000 yen, 7 days left.]
Hearing Kohei's description, Chisa instantly felt a chill run down her spine: "That would definitely be misunderstood."
"What the hell is this? Making the most of everything? This is going to use up Chisa's social life too, Kohei!!"
"From maid outfits to secondhand panties, you're a real marketing genius! And... that annoyingly anonymous method, you were just pretending for nothing."
Looking at the somewhat awkward secondhand items on the screen, the onlookers twitched their lips in a pained expression. It even thoughtfully included a small handprint on the item, labeled "Little O, Chisa Kawakami"...
Are you afraid the police won't be able to find the victim? Kohei.
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