Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"At first, I didn't think much of it, but putting the two photos together... it feels... kind of subtle." (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Misaka Mikoto looked at the photo of Chisa, which was blurred but still seemed to be trying to cover up her true feelings, and the glaringly sexy lingerie next to her, and felt that her common sense was being challenged.

“I can barely understand the act of reselling unwanted sexy lingerie…” Misaka Mikoto pointed to the ambiguous product page on the screen: “But the problem is—”

Why did you have to use this anonymous photo of Chisa herself?!

Does this mean the value of these panties will increase exponentially?

What kind of bizarre business logic is this?!

Besides, would anyone really bid 5,000 yen to auction off a sexy pair of underwear that may or may not have been worn?

"Hmph, you don't understand, my dear sister."

Just then, Shirai Kuroko reached out and pushed up her non-existent glasses, then shook her index finger seriously and said, "In certain collecting fields, things like women's panties—"

"It's precisely because it's been worn that it's so precious—!!"

Moreover, its value is directly proportional to its appearance!

Is 5000 yen expensive?

No, no, no, if it were my older sister's panties, I'd be willing to sell a 277 kidney for her, let alone 5,000 yen!

"Don't say such perverted things so seriously, Kuroko." A dazzling blue electric light burst from Mikoto's bangs, and her whole face turned bright red.

And who would sell a kidney for a pair of panties, you bastard?!

[Speaking of secondhand resale platforms, it's definitely... uh, cough cough, Iori suddenly thought of a good idea.]

"I remember we had a water lily wetsuit in our store that should have sold for 200 million!"

In a flash, Kohei pulled out his phone and frantically typed, "I'm going to find a buyer right now!"

"Huh?!?!" Chisa immediately snatched Kohei's phone with a look of anxiety: "They shouldn't have sent it out without permission, right—"

After Chisa clearly saw the contents of the phone, she fell silent...

On a certain website, Kohei posted his own headshot with the headline: "I want to sell my kidney!"

I am a healthy university student and can pay by cash or bank transfer.

[However, since I still need to hold a farewell ceremony for my kidney and my wife, it will take about three days after the photo is taken. I hope you can understand.]

"Hahaha... I can't take it anymore... I'm going to laugh myself to death... These people's ideas have never disappointed me. So it turns out you're the one who wants to buy it!"

"Pfft... Big brother... It's not that serious. It's just a diving suit. You really wouldn't risk your kidneys for that! This isn't just spending money, it's risking your life!"

"Healthy College Student"—Is your health standard based on drinking 96-degree water every day? Your liver might be more of a concern than your kidneys!

Seeing Kohei putting his kidney up for sale on the screen, the onlookers were already laughing so hard they were practically rolling on the ground, tears streaming down their faces.

From helping others to organ trafficking, the speed of this depravity is comparable to free fall...

Chapter 1426 Diving Suit Scam! This is absolutely devilish!!

Gintama World

"This guy..." Hijikata Toshiro stared at the shocking "kidney-selling ad" on the screen, so shocked that he dropped the mayonnaise in his hand.

"Has your brain been damaged by drinking flammable oolong tea?"

Just for a diving suit worn by an idol, someone is actually planning to sell their kidney for money?!

Your kidneys are crying, you bastard!

"What nonsense are you talking about, Fourteen?" Kondo Isao, standing to the side, crossed his arms and stared intently at Kohei on the screen, a hint of respect shining in his eyes.

"This man who gambled his kidneys on the new era... he's a brave man that even I have to admire!"

“Brave, hero and all that…” Hijikata Toshiro’s lips twitched as he heard this, his face full of black lines: “Kondo-san, all I see is a complete idiot!”

Putting aside the motive for the crime, a kidney only costs 200 million yen?!

Your kidneys are way too cheap!

If my kidneys heard this price inside my body, they would cry! They would definitely cry!

"It seems you still don't understand, Fourteen." Kondo Isao shook his head heavily, as if regretting the lack of comprehension in this Demon Vice-Commander.

He then looked around at the Shinsengumi members who had gathered and posed a startling question.

"Do you know why, among the vital organs such as the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys, the gods generously gave us two kidneys?"

"Huh..." This sudden philosophical question left Hijikata Toshiro and the surrounding team members stunned.

Yamazaki cautiously raised his hand: "...This...big, is it just a...coincidence in biological evolution?"

"Only an idiot would think that." Kondo Isao swung his arm sharply, forcefully refuting this superficial answer.

"Listen up, all of you! It's no accident that I have two kidneys."

"The reason kidneys always appear in pairs is because—they were originally designed by the gods to play 'Two-Player Team'!!"

Upon hearing this, the Shinsengumi members instantly lost their composure, several black lines appearing on their foreheads as they roared, "Why do we have to play cooperative games inside bodies, God?!"

Ignoring the crowd's complaints, Kondo continued solemnly, "One of the kidneys is specifically for maintaining our manly romance—"

"The core energy device for the normal operation of the Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon!"

Hijikata Toshiro sighed deeply and muttered speechlessly, "That thing doesn't even need kidneys for power, does it?"

“And the other one…” Kondo deliberately dragged out his words here, then suddenly slammed his foot on the table, struck a classic oath-taking pose, and excitedly waved his fist.

"The other one is a backup hidden energy source that we prepare at critical moments to uphold Bushido and protect what is important!"

Kondo pointed excitedly at Kohei on the screen: "That means, right now! It's this warrior—"

"For the sake of his comrade's dreams and future, he resolved to activate his precious backup hidden energy..."

Before Kondo Isao could finish speaking, the Shinsengumi members swarmed forward and launched a righteous beating on their leader who had started spouting nonsense.

"Why do we have to sell the backup energy?! Isn't that just a disposable item, you idiot!"

"Why not just sell the hidden energy source on the director's back? He'll never need it in his life anyway..."

(P.S.: Just kidding. Don't actually think about selling your kidney. Health is the most important thing.)

"Don't even think about it!" Chisa casually tossed the phone away. "No matter how much you offer, I won't sell it."

"How could this be—!!" Kohei seemed to have his soul ripped out in an instant; his knees slammed to the ground with a thud, his forehead hitting the wooden floor with a heavy thud.

He braced himself on the ground, pleading in a trembling voice, choked with sobs, "Lord Kotegawa! Please make an exception this once!"

"No means no." Chisa remained unmoved, decisively turning and walking downstairs.

This guy is absolutely capable of doing something as stupid as "selling a kidney to buy clothes." To prevent any unforeseen complications, she must immediately hide the problematic wetsuit in a safer place.

"Please, Lord Kotegawa!!" Watching Chisa's departing figure, Kohei slammed his fists on the floor, tears of resentment and indignation streaming down his face: "Waaah..."

“Raise your head, plow flat.”

Just as Kohei was sinking into despair, a gentle and steady voice suddenly came from above him.

Kohei raised his head, his eyes blurry with tears. Through his hazy vision, he saw Iori standing before him, holding in her hands the "Mizuki-hira" diving suit!

At that moment, through Kohei's blurred, tear-filled eyes, Iori's figure appeared incredibly tall, like a savior descending to earth to save believers.

"Wait... Kohei, don't get excited! This scene, this familiar setting, this strangely familiar atmosphere! Don't you remember anything, you idiot??"

Seeing this scene so vividly reminiscent of history, all the onlookers wore expressions of utter dismay and instinctively covered their faces with their hands.

It turns out... a fool's memory really is unreliable...

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The last time, it was this scoundrel who made that face and tricked you into going to hell, Kohei!

Detective Conan World

Upon seeing this, Conan's throat bobbed involuntarily before he swallowed back the retort, "That's too exaggerated!"

The detective's thoughts raced through his mind, ultimately arriving at a conclusion that made even his own lips twitch: "Judging by the way he knelt down and kowtowed without hesitation..."

"Chisa-senpai's decision is correct."

Although it sounds outrageous—

But he was certain that this guy was absolutely capable of doing something as outrageous as selling a kidney to buy his idol's diving suit—something that would definitely make the news!

For the sake of his idol's merchandise, he would absolutely be willing to treat his own organs as renewable resources, place an order on the black market, and negotiate the price on the spot!

Ai Haibara, standing to the side, turned her head away speechlessly, her lips twitching slightly: "Have the internal organs of anime/manga otaku... become so cheap in the market?"

Two million yen to take away a perfectly functioning kidney? No wonder everyone says money is easy to make in the world of anime and manga.

If this gets back to the ears of those scheming guys in the organization, they'll all be cursing him for breaking the rules and maliciously disrupting the market!

"Hey, hey..." Conan's eyes instantly turned into his signature crescent-shaped eyes, and black lines seemed to slide down his forehead: "What kind of hellish joke is this? It's not funny at all."

Rather than discussing whether Kohei-senpai's organs could trigger a price war on the black market, he was more curious about another mystery—

Kitahara Iori, how did this guy manage to get his hands on that diving suit so quickly, as if he had some kind of premonition?

In the blink of an eye, he had absolutely no time to commit the crime!

“Kitahara…” Kohei looked at the diving suit in the other person’s hand, tears streaming down his face. “Could it be… that is…”