Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"What about this one?"

"Adult-only games."

"Your house is full of adult content!!"

"Or maybe we should consider selling his kidney? This room is full of R-rated content!!"

"Wait! This level of cultural heritage... is it too late to apply for this room to be listed as a cultural heritage site? To be honest, I'd like to visit it."

Watching Iori and Kohei pull out "18+ limited edition" items one after another from all sorts of bizarre corners on the screen...

Everyone just twitched their lips in exasperation; this place was practically a physical museum of restricted content!

Are you two carrying out a house raid or conducting an on-site enforcement operation as part of a "Clean Internet" campaign?

If you keep going like this, the anti-pornography and anti-illegal publications office will have to give you a banner of appreciation!

Chapter 1429 Hell Drawing: A Room with Overly Complex Components!

After turning Kohei's room upside down, Iori discovered in despair...

Aside from mountains of 18+ doujinshi, erotic novels, and restricted games, there's not a single piece of "hard currency" that can circulate in the normal market.

Left with no other choice, the three had to begin their journey home.

Kohei clutched the hard-won "Mizuki-yori wetsuit" tightly, occasionally rubbing his cheek against it, his gaze growing increasingly resolute.

"Looks like I'll have no choice but to sell my kidney..."

With her hands in her pockets, Iori revealed the truth in a tone so calm it was almost cruel: "Oh, I'm sorry, this wetsuit... it's actually my uncle's old clothes."

The air froze the moment the words left his mouth.

With a muffled thud, Gengping collapsed to his knees, his face contorted in pain. His lips trembled, but no sound came out—as if the entire world had crumbled before his eyes.

"This...this isn't just ordinary disappointment, it's a mental blow of nuclear magnitude! Wait—!"

Seeing Kohei's soul leave his body and his face contorted on the screen, everyone seemed to suddenly realize something terrible, and their expressions changed drastically, filled with horror!

If I remember correctly, he once said he wanted to "taste" his idol's wetsuit...

This guy... he didn't actually try it, did he?!

You definitely secretly tasted it while wearing the wetsuit, didn't you?!

hiss--

Thinking of this, everyone gasped again as they looked at Kohei's appearance, which was even more miserable than being NTR'd a hundred times.

If the guess is correct.

This kind of emotional blow is like witnessing firsthand that "the idol you support got married, and the person they married is actually your own brother in real life"...

It hurts, it hurts so much!

They probably feel like dying.

Gabriel DropOut

"hiss--!"

A collective gasp filled the room, as if the temperature had dropped several degrees.

All eyes were focused on Iori on the screen, who had his hands in his pockets and a calm expression.

“This guy…” Gabriel, who was slumped on the floor, was extremely surprised. Even her listless, dead fish eyes widened in shock.

"He's practically the embodiment of the devil!"

"This cruel truth, enough to cause social death, can actually be said in such a nonchalant tone..."

Gabriel murmured to herself, a deep doubt about humanity creeping onto her face, "Doesn't he have a conscience...?"

She stopped abruptly as if something was stuck in her throat.

Then, a look of sudden realization appeared on his face, and he raised his hand to pat his forehead: "Sorry, I was presumptuous and asked a stupid question."

"I forgot that he didn't have a conscience, such a sophisticated device, installed in his factory settings."

"What do you mean by the incarnation of the devil? Don't go that far, Gabriel..." Vinette, standing to the side, looked numb and her eyes were vacant, as if her worldview had been severely impacted.

"Was what I said really that bad?" Gabriel paused for a moment, looked at Raphael and Satania, and then blankly pointed to herself.

"Of course that's going too far!!" Satania jumped up suddenly, his face showing his signature goofy expression, and he angrily stood up for his colleague.

"Aren't you insulting our devilish predecessors who work in hell? They also uphold the basic law!"

“Satania is right.” Vinette nodded heavily. “As far as I know, even the regular devils in our hell, when they’re innovating, aren’t this ruthless.”

After all, the atmosphere in Hell is now "simple and honest," and there are rules and regulations governing intimidation, temptation, and transactions.

Look at Kohei's face, contorted with extreme grief and indignation, unable to utter a sound, only able to convey a "silent cry" through his body language and facial expressions.

This is more impactful and infectious than any hysterical wailing!

Iori's methods of killing by destroying the soul, precisely targeting its weaknesses, are so evil that even the very fabric of hell would likely not tolerate his existence.

Gabriel: “…”

So this is what you meant by "excessive"?

[Although Kohei was kneeling on the ground due to the collapse of his faith, Kaguya Ichiji (Part 4) was performing a silent tragedy with a distorted face, his whole being shrouded in a visible aura of decay.]

[But Iori and Chisa only glanced at each other briefly before simultaneously looking away and starting to discuss their solutions.]

“Since the open-source path isn’t working for now…” Iori stroked his chin, completely ignoring the almost tangible resentment behind him, lost in his own logic as he pondered.

"So, thinking in reverse, the only thing we can do is focus on cutting costs..."

Chisa thought about it and agreed that this method was feasible, since they didn't have anything valuable to sell besides their pile of 18+ content.

Since it's impossible to directly increase income, consistent and long-term saving can indeed indirectly accumulate a considerable sum of money.

[Iori's eyes lit up at this moment: "The biggest expense in living expenses is rent!"]

Lonely Rock World

"Huh... wait, wait a minute!"

When Kita Ikuyo heard this, she couldn't hold back any longer. Her signature bright smile froze instantly, and she raised her hand to interrupt this "reasonable" financial analysis as if asking a question in class.

"The biggest expense in your living expenses isn't alcohol?" Her voice was filled with disbelief and shock, as if she had heard some counterintuitive universal law.

Compared to a fixed, clearly marked monthly rent...

The club's almost endless, non-stop drinking and revelry is clearly a bottomless pit that devours money, isn't it?

Those were real big spenders!

"The black hole in beverage expenses you mentioned, you mean Iori-senpai and the others, right?" Hongxia sighed helplessly, waving her small hand in front of her face, accurately categorizing the "victims" group.

"Senior Ai Lai is a rare normal person in the club who is indifferent to alcohol!"

From Senior Ai Lai's perspective, the idea that rent is the biggest expense in living costs is not wrong in itself... (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

But the core of the problem is—now that you know, then what?

"There's no way to cut back on rent! Am I supposed to move out and sleep on the streets?!"

Just then, Yamada Ryo, who had been silent all along, slowly turned his head, expressionlessly chewing on a blade of grass he had plucked from somewhere.

“If you can’t cut the rent,” she said, chewing her food, offering a constructive suggestion in a flat tone, “then you could consider starting with your diet.”

"...Let's just forget about this proposal! It's a no-go!" Hongxia almost choked on her own saliva upon hearing this, and wiped away her cold sweat with some embarrassment.

After imagining Ai Lai silently squatting by the roadside eating grass like Liang, Hong Xia subconsciously shivered violently.

While theoretically, cutting back on food expenses can indeed save a considerable amount of money…

But the problem is-

Not everyone can be like you, possessing an iron stomach and strong nerves capable of devouring roadside greenery like a buffet without batting an eye. You're hopeless!

Back at the dive shop, Iori solemnly called out to Airi, gesturing for her to follow her as they headed towards the mysterious room on the second floor: "Azusa-senpai told me everything."

"I heard you had to go back because of family matters."

[Aile was slightly taken aback upon hearing this. Although she felt that there was something off about Iori-senpai's way of expressing herself and the context, the facts themselves were correct, so she nodded gently.]

What are you thinking?

"I...don't want to go back."

Upon hearing the answer, Iori revealed a broad, fatherly demeanor as he continued walking forward with a resolute tone: "Is that so? Then you may stay."

"Although we don't know how much we can help, we've prepared everything you need!!"

Before she could finish speaking, Iori abruptly flung open the door, as if revealing a carefully prepared surprise.

However, what came into view was not necessities, but rather "survival supplies" that could be described as mentally polluting...

[Diving equipment, Magical Girl Lala 3.0 body pillow, 18+ doujin games, large-breasted collection, lingerie...]

Iori, maintaining a warm smile, extended a sincere invitation to Airi: "If you don't mind, would you like to stay here?"

"What You Must Have"—Do you have some huge misunderstanding about the basic survival needs of ordinary humans? How can any of these be considered necessities?!

"Aile's first night in: Under the gaze of a lesbian, surrounded by huge breasts, with sexy lingerie at her feet... Seriously, what kind of mental torture is this!"