Staring at the scene on the screen—a room so complex it could be described as a "scroll of hell"—everyone was stunned, speechless with amazement.
In a sense, this did indeed represent the most precious possessions those three idiots could muster...
But everyone was certain that this was the most complex room configuration they had ever seen.
A body pillow can barely be considered a sleeping pillow; and adult games, you could say they're for entertainment... well, I guess.
But that "Huge R" special edition—it's too much!!
Surely it can't be something to broaden Ai Lai's horizons, right?
Chapter 1430 Departure to the Deserted Island—!
[The next day—]
"Why was I rejected?" Iori frowned, her hands crossed in front of her chin, as if facing an unsolvable problem.
He racked his brains but still couldn't understand why his perfect room, into which he had poured his "heart and soul" and "treasures," would be so decisively rejected by Ai Lai.
“There shouldn’t be any inconvenience in daily life,” said Kohei, sitting to the side, holding the 18+ game disc he had “contributed,” his tone equally puzzled.
Even the usually composed Chisa was now holding her forehead with one hand, her delicate face filled with genuine distress.
If even this "zero rent" plan is rejected, they'll truly be out of options...
The world of spring things
"Why were you rejected???" Hearing Iori's soul-searching confusion, Yukino Yukinoshita's usually cool face twitched slightly at the corner of her mouth.
"Isn't the answer obvious enough?"
18+ doujinshi games, erotic panties, and various life-size body pillows—that should say enough, right?
It would be strange if they didn't refuse!
For any mentally sound ordinary person, after witnessing that room that could be described as a "manifestation of chaos," choosing to refuse would be the only rational choice.
“There’s no need to say more about Iori-senpai.” Yukino’s gaze swept over the man who had once run naked in public without batting an eye, her tone carrying a hint of resigned calm.
"A person who considers streaking a regular form of social interaction has no aesthetic sense or common sense whatsoever."
"And there's also Kohei-senpai..."
"Put down that 18+ game you're playing first, then we can discuss the issue of convenience in daily life!"
But why are you also—, Chisa-senpai?
"Sigh..." Looking at Chisa, who also didn't realize where the problem was, Yukino sighed wearily, rubbing her forehead.
Even Chisa-senpai's last vestiges of common sense couldn't escape the long-term mental pollution from those two...
"..." Hachiman, standing to the side, put his hand on his chin, his signature dead fish eyes slightly shifting, and actually began to think along with Yukino's analysis.
From his personal perspective, if we set aside the ambiguous meaning of that lingerie...
A room with magical girl body pillows and rare game discs... isn't actually that bad?
Of course, if the target is Senior Ai Lai, then it would undoubtedly be pure mental torture.
Because this isn't about cutting costs, it's about integrity.
"So, after all this discussion," said Ms. Hiratsuka, who had been listening in, with a detached, world-weary expression, "it's more realistic to find a way to get that kid to sell a kidney to raise the money."
"..."
Upon hearing this, Yukino and Hikigaya almost simultaneously turned their heads sharply, looking at their beloved teacher with a mixture of shock and "Are you crazy too?"
Did this guy just calmly say something incredible?!
Just when their money-saving plan reached a dead end and the three were on the verge of collectively turning to the dark side, their seniors appeared just in time, bringing news that left them speechless.
"Lai needs to go back to his hometown to help with farm work, so he has to leave for a while."
"Do... farm work?" In an instant, the three people who had just been racking their brains for a solution froze on the spot.
So... Ailey simply wanted to go back to her hometown to help with farming, and it wasn't some tragic story of her facing dropping out of school due to financial difficulties?
"Azusa-senpai—!!" Iori snapped back to reality, her face filled with the bitter indignation of being tricked: "Didn't you say it was for economic reasons?"
With a slightly mischievous smile, Senior Azusa explained unhurriedly, "Yes, since Ai Lai isn't going back to help, her parents said they won't pay her tuition."
"Don't scare us!!" Iori and Kohei roared in unison, the huge psychological gap causing them to stride upstairs with unrecognizable gait.
They haven't gotten their "treasure" back yet.
[Aile shouted at the two of them, "Don't try to create any nice memories while I'm gone!"]
Detective Conan World
“Azusa-senpai…” Conan’s eyes turned into his signature crescent-shaped eyes, and his lips twitched speechlessly: “It turns out that some jokes are just not meant to be joked about.”
Because in a place you don't know...
Those few seniors with peculiar thought processes almost went so far as to "sell their kidneys" to raise funds because of this incident—
If this happened in Beika Town, a place known for its outstanding people and beautiful scenery, there would be a "Valentine's Day Prank Murder Case" at the very least!
Don't ask why it has to be Valentine's Day; it's a peak time for crime, it's just a tradition. (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
“Instead of dwelling on Azusa-senpai’s wording,” Ai Haibara said, taking an elegant sip of her coffee and delivering a deadly sarcastic remark in her characteristically cool voice.
"I think the root of the problem lies with those two idiots."
In her opinion, the main reason for this farcical situation was that they didn't keep their mouths shut.
They always like to use roundabout hints that no normal person can understand except themselves.
Just like that maid outfit incident before—
The absurd implication that wearing a maid outfit is equivalent to working at a maid cafe.
Besides them, who else on Earth can understand this instantly?
"..." Conan's eyelids twitched a few times, and he was speechless for a moment.
After all, the roundabout methods used by these two seniors were indeed a bit too far-fetched, and even he, as a detective, couldn't understand them.
[A week after Ailai returned to his hometown...]
[Azusa-senpai and Iori, having been busy helping with tedious lab projects lately, were now slumped on the table, exhausted, like two dried-out salted fish.]
"I really want to go completely wild just once—" Iori let out a muffled, twisted wail, her voice filled with a longing for freedom.
"I understand." Azusa, standing beside her, pressed her cheek weakly against the cold table and sighed dejectedly, "My situation is similar to yours right now."
"I really want to see Nanaka's butt right now!!"
"That's completely different from what I'm talking about!!" Hearing this, Iori instantly lost her composure.
[Azusa-senpai rested her chin on her hand, glanced at Iori with an air of nonchalance, and calmly asked, "So, you don't want to see?"]
At this point, Iori's eyes sharpened like a hawk's, and his previously weary face now held only coldness and seriousness: "That's a different matter."
"Big brother, you really are... true to your desires! When will I be able to be like you, able to be a pervert so openly?"
"Seriously, what kind of environment does Chisa usually live in?! It's a miracle she didn't turn out ugly!"
Watching the two people on the screen quickly reach a consensus on the topic of "appreciating Nanaka's buttocks," the onlookers were collectively speechless, feeling utterly powerless.
These two are truly... shockingly honest about their desires!
Just then, Nanaka walked in, her head tilted to the side and phone tucked between her fingers. The snippets of her conversation instantly drew the attention of Iori and Azusa-senpai.
The gist of the message is: the situation is sudden, and we need to gather eight people again by tomorrow.
Hearing this, Iori couldn't help but sigh, "But tomorrow is such a rush."
[Azusa, the senior student standing to the side, also showed a rare expression of agreement, nodding in agreement, "It is indeed a bit of a stretch to gather so many people in such a short time."]
However, Nanaka's next words were like a spark igniting a fuse: "But the opportunity is rare, and I still really want to go—camping on a deserted island!"
[Click——]
The moment the words "camping on a deserted island" clearly reached their ears, the rationality in Iori and Azusa's eyes shattered like fragile glass!
Their gazes met in mid-air, instantly reaching an unbreakable consensus; what flickered in their eyes was a desire pure to the extreme.
"We'll definitely find a way to handle it, don't worry!!"
"Good heavens, what is this? A holy alliance of the pervert world? Their teamwork is so good, they could even pilot an EVA."
"Wait, a deserted island? Camping? And you need to gather eight people? This setup is getting weirder and weirder to me."
Gathering ten people is understandable; you can think of it as setting sail to become the Pirate King. But gathering eight people to go to a deserted island...
This looks like a standard horror movie opening!
Seeing this scene so familiar, everyone couldn't help but fall into deep thought. According to international practice, usually no more than three people would return alive, right?
Chapter 1431 Iori's Advantages? Is this different from a challenging math problem?
The next morning, a subtle atmosphere, somewhere between excitement and a triumphant conspiracy, filled the harbor...
[After Iori and Azusa's relentless efforts of coaxing and cajoling, they finally managed to gather eight people on that seemingly unreliable speedboat.]
Kohei, who initially had important matters to attend to (binge-watching manga at home), scoffed at any invitations and showed little interest in camping in the wild.
[Until Azusa-senpai casually unleashed her trump card: "Voice actress Mizuki Mao is back too."]
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