Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

[The scene shifts to an arena resembling the ancient Roman Colosseum, where Athena, wielding her sword and shield, swiftly dispatches the soldiers who came for training with her!]

Athena looked at the wounded soldiers scattered across the battlefield: "Too weak. How can you, as gods, protect the peace of the universe like this?"

"Athena! I have an important task for you." Zeus, the king of the gods, appeared behind her.

"No way!" Athena, who had been kneeling on one knee, refused without hesitation. Calling it a mission was just another way of telling her to go on a blind date!

"Dad! Can you please stop arranging blind dates for me?" Athena was somewhat exasperated. "Do you think I, the goddess of war and wisdom, can't get married? What's the rush?"

Zeus was clearly stunned, somewhat speechless, and then hurriedly shouted, "Athena, you've misunderstood! It's not what you think. Listen to me!"

[Perhaps this wasn't the first time she'd been pressured to get married, Athena was starting to get impatient: "I know what you're going to say, a woman should marry when she's of age, but can you please stop using your values ​​to pick a partner for me?!"]

Zeus's face was covered in cold sweat as he waved his hands frantically, trying to explain, "No, no, no!! There is a mission..."

Athena, clearly thinking of something else, blushed and gritted her teeth, retorting, "I don't want to have children!!"

"There is a thief." Zeus covered his face, wondering if he had been pressuring Zeus to get married too much.

"Thief!" Athena's eyes welled up with tears, and she became incredibly heartbroken. "Thief!! They'd even accept a thief just to have a grandson?! And don't ask me what kind I'm looking for; I feel like this kind of thing can't be described with words. It's kind of like being electrocuted."

[Then Zeus completely gave up, expressionlessly stating his mission: to travel to the eastern universe and retrieve the new map.]

"Haha, their conversation reminds me of Shen Jianxin and Li Wangsheng. They're talking nonsense, but they've somehow managed to have a strange conversation."

"Even goddesses can't escape being pressured to get married, and just how many times has she been pressured to give such practiced answers? She's practically become an expert at it..."

Those watching the video were surprised to find that the seemingly aloof goddess also had such a down-to-earth side, and that they could actually see her being pressured to get married.

Super God Academy: Heroes Company

"Holy crap... even the goddess Athena and the god-king Zeus have appeared! Could I possibly see the Pegasus Meteor Fist?"

"The most outrageous thing is being pressured to get married?! It turns out even gods can't escape it..." Ge Xiaolun looked like he had just learned something new. Gods used to be unattainable to him, but it turns out that even mortals have their day when they are pressured to get married!

The angels of the Celestial Court of Merlo silently turned their gazes toward their queen. It seemed the queen was also an older single woman, still without a suitable suitor. Perhaps… they should give her a little push?

Seeing the eager looks in the eyes of the little angels below, Pipi Xi couldn't resist the urge to tempt fate and sent a suicidal message to Keisha via the secret communication system...

[The scene shifts to a tall building in an eastern universe. One room is filled with luxurious clothes and shoes, their price clearly evident from their appearance!]

[As the camera zooms in, a beautiful woman with a snake's tail and a human body is seen wearing a face mask and doing yoga while watching TV!]

"A snake-tailed human body... Could it be the one I'm thinking of?"

"Goodness, there aren't even any feet, but there are plenty of shoes, and they're quite fashionable! It's a pity they're only for looking at and not for use."

I don't know why, but I always feel like commenting on this video. It's like it has some kind of magical power; I feel uncomfortable if I don't comment.

Just then, the phone lying to the side suddenly rang. He picked it up casually and said, "River God, what is it now?!"

On the other end of the phone, at the bottom of a river, sat a desk-like table, and beside it came the gentle, slow voice of the River God: "Lady Nuwa, I have something to report to you!"

"Do you want to hear good news, bad news, or something in between?!"

"I don't want to hear any of it..." It was clear that Lady Nuwa wasn't buying it and wasn't playing by the rules at all.

"I never expected it to really be Lady Nuwa... My image of her as a dignified and imposing woman has been completely shattered!!"

Everyone was completely stunned, never expecting to actually see the goddess Nuwa. Their imagined image of her was shattered...

Super God Academy: Heroes Company

"Even Goddess Nuwa uses a Xiaomi phone... and is even doing yoga while wearing a face mask!" Even Zhao Xin started to question his own values. That's Goddess Nuwa!!

She actually loves beauty just like any other little girl, with a closet full of pretty clothes and shoes, and even uses face masks to keep up with the latest trends. What surprised him most was that a mere river god could actually contact Nuwa?! He's clearly not qualified!

The old master from Under One Person's world twitched his lips slightly: "Lady Nuwa! You need to be mindful of your image..." (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

The goddess Nuwa from the world of "100,000 Cold Jokes" feels so ashamed that she can't face anyone anymore. Wearing a face mask and looking unkempt must have already shattered people's impression of her!

Then, all he could do was grit his teeth and blame everything on the river god: "It's all the river god's fault, he should have his salary docked!"

"Since you're so honest, I'll tell you three pieces of good news!" The River God spoke in a calm and unhurried tone.

"Then hurry up and tell me!!" Nuwa was exasperated by the river god's slow and hesitant manner.

"The good news is I'm so bored right now and really want to go on a business trip! What do you say...?"

Nuwa was so enraged by the River God's way of speaking that she slammed down the phone, smashing the screen in the process! She then wore a speechless expression: "These days, all the male gods are so effeminate!"

"Oops, it hung up! I haven't even told Lady Nuwa what the thief stole yet." The River God smiled, leisurely looking at the disconnected phone.

Angel Yan nodded in agreement: "That's right! It's so hard to find a male god these days. They're either weirdly dressed or have some peculiar hobbies..."

"The way this male god talks is infuriating!" Angel Zhixin was also speechless; his slow-paced personality was truly driving her crazy!

Are all male gods these days so charismatic? No wonder Sister Yan is still single. By the way, can this male god even be seen? I've never seen him open his eyes...

Chapter 200 I am Thor, the God of Thunder! For the glory of the Northern Gods.

Child Rebirth

"This... I can't believe my eyes! He's really gone too far! A river god dares to speak to the saint Nuwa like that?!"

The people of this world were almost going crazy. Although they knew that it was not the real Nuwa, they still couldn't hide the shock in their eyes.

It has to be said that the way the River God speaks is truly infuriating. It seems that the goddess Nuwa in that world was excessively good-tempered! Even so, she didn't punish the River God.

Little King Kong, who had stolen the star map, piloted his spaceship to a city that resembled a rebuilt wasteland. However, as soon as he stepped off the spaceship, a gun was immediately pointed at his head.

"Little King Kong! You're finally back! Give me back my money!!" A man with blond, mohawk-like hair, holding a gun, pressed closer to Little King Kong, growing increasingly angry: "The stuff you sold me is completely useless, and you tricked me into buying seven of them."

"You need to collect seven of those things to make a wish..." Little King Kong said in a panic, taking a few steps back.

[At this point, the man with the mohawk became even angrier: "Do you think I'm stupid? What's the use of having seven one-star characters?!"]

[Little King Kong immediately brushed it off: "The most important thing in life is to be happy! If you think about it this way, even if you didn't get your wish, there are six other people in other parts of the universe who might not get their wishes either! '647'"]

Under one person

"Good heavens, who's stupid if not you? All seven are one-star, and you bought them all." Xu Si curled his lips. Good heavens! So you're taking advantage of him because he hasn't watched Dragon Ball! You grab someone and squeeze them dry, directly selling all seven of them.

"What a logical genius! I suddenly think what Little King Kong said makes a lot of sense." Zhang Chulan looked on with admiration.

I'm afraid my brother is suffering, but I'm even more afraid he'll be driving a Land Rover! My own wish didn't come true, but looking at it from another perspective, there are six other people in other universes who also couldn't make their wishes! For some reason, I feel a little happy about it.

[Just as they were arguing, another red-haired man came up behind them demanding his money back, claiming that the genies produced by the lamp he'd rubbed were completely different from what was advertised—just a bunch of Smurfs. Clearly, Little King Kong had cheated more than just the golden retriever.]

Hearing Red Hair's words, the man with the mohawk laughed until tears almost streamed down his face. It turned out he wasn't the only one who'd been fooled, and with such a stupid reason at that.

"Doraemon!" Just then, four more people, clearly from the wrong animation, walked over and shouted to Little King Kong, "You're finally back!"

"What are you doing here?! You've mistaken me for someone else." Little King Kong immediately panicked when he saw that the people in front of him were clearly from some animated film.

"How could that be? Didn't I buy four bamboo dragonflies from you last time?... " A bespectacled boy who looked just like Nobita.

Little King Kong pointed at himself with his thumb, somewhat angrily, and said, "I'm Little King Kong!! Not Doraemon."

"We forgot to pay," Nobita interrupted him abruptly.

[Little King Kong's expression suddenly changed, becoming kind and friendly. He reached out to borrow the money, grinning, "Hehe, I'm Little Ding-Dang!"]

Suddenly, everyone felt a clear understanding of the idioms "opportunistic" and "money-grubbing," but at the same time, they also felt a strange sense of familiarity with them.

"Speaking of which, his personality seems to be similar to Shen Jianxin from before! I remember when the sect leader took out five hundred taels to trick him into coming down the mountain, he had the same face."

100,000 Cold Jokes

"Pleasant Goat is one thing! Now even Doraemon has appeared! Will there be Calabash Brothers next?" The anonymous man could no longer contain his吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to roast or criticize) spirit and began to rant about it.

She already wanted to complain about Nuwa and the River God! Why would a deity communicate using a cell phone?! Has technology advanced that much?!

After paying, Nobita flew away using his bamboo copter. Little King Kong then stirred the fire between Red Hair and Rooster Head, before escaping in the chaos.

Little King Kong arrived at the grassland orphanage, secretly intending to put the money he had earned into the orphanage's safe. But when he opened the safe, he was shocked.

The old dean sat upright inside the safe, holding a flashlight, speaking in broken Mandarin: "No wonder there was more money in the safe before; I knew it was you."

Everyone felt a warmth in their hearts upon seeing this. It seemed that Little King Kong was actually a good person after all, and his purpose in swindling money was probably to take care of the orphanage.

[Little King Kong's expression remained unchanged. He simply threw the money inside, closed the safe door without hesitation, and even added several locks!]

After the joke, the old headmaster angrily scolded Little King Kong: "I raised you, not so you could become a liar!"

"It's the gods who plunged this world into chaos. Go ahead and curse the gods if you dare. I call this 'chaos breeds heroes.'" Little King Kong was completely unconcerned about the old headmaster's words; after all, the world's turmoil wasn't his fault.

"And I hate the gods the most. They start wars at the drop of a hat. They don't consider the feelings of us mortals at all."

These words struck a chord with the mortals in the world of immortals and gods, who felt a strange sense of shared experience and understood Little Vajra's words perfectly. As the saying goes, when gods fight, mortals suffer.

In the world of Investiture of the Gods, the people of Chentang Pass were filled with tears, their anger barely contained. They could only silently curse in their hearts: "That's right! That Dragon King is really something, what does his feud with Nezha have to do with us common people?!"

In the world of "100,000 Cold Jokes," Time Chicken suddenly felt a sense of familiarity with the old dean: "Why does the old dean's accent sound so much like mine?"

Zeus and the others, who were inexplicably scolded, were somewhat indignant: "Isn't it because Ra stole the Staff of Creation and disappeared without a trace? We are doing this to protect the peace of the universe!"

[Afterwards, Xiao Jingang arrived at the hospital and played around with Xiao Qing for a while. Suddenly, Xiao Qing started coughing incessantly! Xiao Jingang patted her back, his face darkening: "The director and I will buy you a cake later."]

"Yes, I want to make a wish!" Xiaoqing coughed until tears streamed down her face, but she still forced herself to stay calm.

[That night, Little King Kong presented Little Qing with a small cake to celebrate her birthday. Little Qing took the opportunity to make a wish, but Little King Kong was clearly very curious about it. However, Little Qing said it was a secret and she wouldn't tell him.] (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Little King Kong said somewhat helplessly, "Then make another wish that you can tell me. Maybe I can help you make it come true."

"I want..." Xiaoqing suddenly became excited, spreading her arms wide: "To become a god!!"

"What's so good about gods?" Little King Kong was very puzzled by her wish. Besides causing wars, what good could gods possibly do?