Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Xiaoqing excitedly told him about the advantages of being a god: "Gods don't get sick or age. And Goddess Nuwa, with her human body and snake tail, has such a queenly aura!"

At this point, Xiaoqing suddenly looked at him with admiration. Seeing this, Xiaojingang sighed helplessly, then helped her wrap the blanket around herself, making sure her legs were covered.

"That way you'll look just like Nuwa..."

"In a sense, Little King Kong has truly helped her fulfill her wish! It has to be said, Little King Kong is really heartwarming..."

"Little King Kong has completely hidden his glib and opportunistic side outside, and has given all his good and warm side to Little Qing."

Nuwa from the world of "100,000 Cold Jokes" was stunned. She stopped doing her yoga and stared blankly at her snake tail, wondering, "Does this really make me look like a queen?"

"Your Majesty, that Xiao Qing looks just like you." The frog fairy kept comparing them and found that they were practically identical.

"Don't call me King, call me Queen." The snake demon with hair the same color as Xiaoqing said reflexively.

Afterwards, Little King Kong piloted his spaceship away from the planet, looking down at the star map in his hand: "Creation Staff! I'm here!"

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At that moment, Little King Kong heard footsteps coming from inside the spaceship and immediately turned around.

Using the light emitted by the star map, Little King Kong approached the dimly lit area of ​​the spaceship step by step: "Who...who's there?!"

Suddenly, a pair of scarlet eyes appeared, startling Little King Kong so much that he fell to the ground, trembling uncontrollably.

"I am Thor, the God of Thunder! For the glory of the Northern Gods!" These words suddenly echoed from the darkness.

Little King Kong was still trembling: "Thor? Thor..."

[Then the entire spaceship erupted in a burst of lightning, and Little King Kong was thrown out and landed on the cockpit chair: "As expected of a god, his combat power is so strong."]

Then he suddenly panicked: "Oh no, the star map is going to be stolen!"

As sunlight gradually streamed into the spaceship, the mysterious figure slowly emerged. It was a small, Akita-like dog with a serious expression, a red cloak draped over its back, and a hammer in its hand.

"Why is it a dog?!" Little King Kong was utterly speechless.

Thor's expression remained unchanged as he reached out and pressed a button on his cape: "I am Thor, the God of Thunder."

"Who would believe that?! Can't you say something else?!"

[Tor paused for a moment, looked at the button on the fan that 0.3 was using to cover himself, then pressed the second one: "For the glory of the Northern God."]

"Let you say it yourself!" Little King Kong seemed to have transformed into a吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical commentary) person, constantly making sarcastic remarks.

"Woof?!" Thor instinctively barked, echoing Little King Kong's words.

Seeing this, the people watching the video couldn't help but want to rub the dog's head in anger. Who could resist giving such an adorable puppy a good beating?

"What a Thor! Pfft... He's absolutely terrifying, but he's so cute it almost killed me, hahahahaha!"

"Little King Kong is so weak! Since she can't even beat a dog, seeing how scared she was before was absolutely hilarious!"

The people in the Super God Academy: Heroes' Legion world almost died laughing. You see, in their world there is a Haters' Alliance, which includes someone who calls himself Thor.

"Pfft, so this is Thor, the God of Thunder. He's so cute! Did he get vaccinated?" Qi Lin couldn't help but laugh. If it were me, I would have given him a good rub on the head.

"Holy crap, this puppy's become sentient!! So intelligent, yet it can't speak the Divine River Language?!" The somewhat carefree and eccentric Lena wondered if she'd been holed up on Tiandao Star for too long and hadn't noticed how much the world had changed.

Chapter 201 The River God Who Can Infuriate People!

Looking at the adorably clumsy Thor, even Little King Kong started to have doubts: "There's no reason for this! How could he lose to a dog? It must have been too dark earlier, and I tripped and fell."

Thinking of this, Little King Kong waved the star map at Thor and asked, "Do you want this star map?"

Thor mimicked a puppy's movements, his eyes brightening, panting, and wagging his tail.

"Come on, come and fight again! This time I won't..." Looking at Thor like this, Little King Kong was full of confidence, not taking him seriously at all. But before he could finish speaking, with a flash of lightning, Little King Kong was once again blasted away.

"As expected of a god, his fighting power is so strong." Little King Kong's expression changed without the slightest hesitation.

[As Thor drew closer, a spaceship suddenly crashed in from the side. Athena opened the spaceship door and reached out to Little King Kong: "No time to explain! Get in the car."]

[After boarding the spaceship, Athena snatched the star map, but before Athena could even rejoice, Thor appeared on the spaceship amidst a bolt of lightning!]

[With a powerful strike of Thor's hammer, the spaceship malfunctioned, and the planet beneath the brakes began to fall! Athena continued her battle with Thor aboard the spaceship!]

"Dear passengers, this flight is experiencing a battle between the gods. There will be some turbulence. Please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts." As the sounds of Athena and Thor clashing rang out, Little King Kong completely lost his composure and resignedly began reading.

At this moment, Ship 04 broke through the atmosphere and luckily landed between two valleys, thus avoiding a collision. This gave Little King Kong a sigh of relief, and the entire ship, along with Little King Kong, was launched into the air.

[Then, after a series of brutal beatings, he looked at Athena and Thor, who were still fighting, with bruised and swollen faces: "They really are born to fight; mortals suffer!"]

Super God Academy: Heroes Company

"Sorry, I admit I was a little loud just now, talking about lightning and hammers, it really is the real Thor!"

Whose dog could fight Athena in outer space, breaking through the atmosphere and crashing into a planet unscathed? That's top-tier defense!

When Ge Xiaolun joined the Super Soldier Squad, although they said his superpower was that his body was very hard, he probably couldn't move freely in the universe. He would probably be crushed instantly by the terrifying pressure of the universe as soon as he went out.

Prequel to the Lotus Lantern

"It's too much to ask of Little King Kong, an ordinary person, to be caught between two celestial beings." Yang Jian wanted to speak up about Nuwa when she appeared earlier, but he was afraid of offending Nuwa, the saint of his own world, so he remained silent.

After all, not everyone gets the same treatment as the River God, and the Nuwa Saint in this world has quite a temper.

[Little King Kong was about to sneak away, but the star map suddenly flew into his hand during their fight. Athena immediately threw her shield, knocking the star map out of his hand, and it fell into the river.]

"A star map!!" Athena, seeing this, stopped fighting, quickly retracted her shield, and leaped into the stream, crouching down to search frantically.

Just then, a burst of white light suddenly erupted from the river, and the river god emerged with a grin: "Young Athena, did you drop this Venus chart, or this Silver chart, or the complete star chart?"

As they spoke, the River God suddenly produced three star charts. At that moment, Thor, the God of Thunder, slammed his hammer into the ground, and electricity flowed directly into the water.

[Both of them let out strange cries as they were electrocuted, and the camera began to rotate. Athena's face turned bright red: "This feeling of being electrocuted... could it be... love at first sight?!"]

Seeing this, Thor's face darkened, and he angrily slammed his hammer to the ground. The lightning struck Little King Kong, who was trying to escape.

"Hilarious... So the kind of feeling Athena wanted when she was being electrocuted was actually in a physical sense. I've learned something new now."

"Good grief, they're directly bullying single people. I can understand Thor; no single person can bear to see this."

In the midst of a string of jokes, Athena suddenly looked at the screen with a hint of shyness: "The River God?! He doesn't seem bad at all, quite handsome too, and his boss is Nuwa, so he's a civil servant with a secure job!"

As she pondered this, Athena suddenly felt that she and the river god were inexplicably a good match! One can only say that self-delusion is the most dangerous thing.

Seeing that the star map was broken, Athena lost her will to fight and led them to an ancient altar in outer space, intending to contact Zeus. The river god, bored, followed along.

Athena walked to a stone pillar with a statue of Zeus and knelt on one knee: "Great Zeus, the god of the west. Hear my call."

The statue atop the pillar suddenly emitted a light from its eyes, and a holographic projection of Zeus appeared before it: "Athena?! Why are you contacting me through such an ancient altar?"

The River God used a method consistent with the traditional practices of the Eastern universe. He burned three incense sticks and bowed, asking, "Lady Nuwa, can you hear my voice?"

On the projection of the sculpture in front of him, the interface of the Xiaomi phone's ringtone appeared, and the Xiaomi phone's ringtone also sounded.

"No one's answering!" the River God's voice remained gentle.

"Good heavens! Holding incense, I thought it was a normal offering, but it turns out they're making a video call! The gods and immortals in there are all so frivolous."

The modern universe, with its mobile phones, was completely stunned by the River God's actions. The god's status was instantly lowered, and he seemed strangely down-to-earth.

The old master from Under One Person looked at his phone and wondered if he had bought the wrong one. He decided to switch to a Xiaomi phone to see if he could contact his ancestor. Maybe it was a universal phone for immortals?!

"It seems... we don't have the ancestral master's number! Buying it wouldn't help." Lu Jin immediately saw through the old master's thoughts and was wondering whether he should burn some incense like the river god and add the ancestor on WeChat first!

After all, traditional methods cannot be abandoned; burning incense and worshipping gods are the means of communication that are in line with Eastern traditions.

Nuwa, wearing a face mask and looking like a landlady, appeared in the video call, somewhat impatient but still answering the phone: "River God, what's up now?"

"Huh!! There are other people too." He then noticed there seemed to be others ahead and was completely taken aback. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

[On the other side, Thor walked directly to a machine resembling a public telephone beneath the sculpture and inserted a coin.]

[Then a holographic projection appeared, and the figure of Hong Qigong, the God of the North, also appeared. He then began to tease the dog: "Thor, my good son, do you miss your dad? Woof woof woof..."]

"It's truly a case of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each displaying their unique abilities! Everyone's means of communication are distinctive, and now even public phone booths have appeared."

"Dad?!...I have to say, this Northern God has some really heavy tastes. I want to know how he gave birth to Thor? He's already beyond species."

Unexpectedly, in this final scene, the Northern God, while calling Thor his "good son," actually treated him like a dog and let him run away...

Everyone can guarantee this is the worst Odin, the god of the North, has ever been mocked! And it seems we can't just call him "dog son" anymore; maybe he really does have a dog son.

Nezha from "100,000 Cold Jokes" was puzzled: "Daddy, Daddy, what an adorable little puppy! Who is its mother?!"

Li Jing remained silent, honestly wanting to know who Thor's mother was. To go to such lengths, even with 647 blows, one has to admit their tastes are truly extreme.

[On the other side, Nuwa, now dressed in formal attire, said somewhat angrily, "River God! You didn't even report such an important matter as the divine staff!"]

The River God's voice was calm and gentle as he said, "You're the one who told me to handle it myself."

"Who told you to talk so much nonsense before! Important things should be said first, and repeated several times." Nuwa was getting a little tired; what could she do with a subordinate like this?

"Oh... the star map is broken." The River God still delivered the bad news with a grin.

"It's...broken?!" These words immediately drew the attention of the other two gods.

"The star map is broken, the star map is broken," the river god repeated several times.

Nuwa was somewhat embarrassed and angry: "I know, stop talking."

"You're the one who told me to repeat it a few more times!" the River God said, somewhat puzzled.

Nuwa was so angry that she punched the screen and shattered it. Upon seeing this, the River God exclaimed, "Ah, you scared me to death!"

The river god said he was terrified, but there was no trace of fear in his voice.