Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Nuwa was so enraged by the river god's appearance that she went berserk, brandishing her claws and clutching her head, clearly furious.

"It has to be said that the River God is an absolute master at infuriating people! Even Goddess Nuwa has been driven mad with anger."

"Judging from the way the river god talks, you'd go crazy if you came here! How can he be so fearless?"

At this moment, everyone outside the video admired Nuwa's temper. They could only say that she was indeed a great goddess. Even when she was so angry, she did not intend to punish the river god, but only gave him a warning.

If it were them, they would have dragged the river god out and given him a good beating long ago. This way of speaking is infuriating.

Chapter 202 Athena, did you buy your driver's license?

[Then the major gods started arguing again, and Little Vajra stirred things up once more, only this time he was caught because it was a video call.]

The great gods stared speechlessly at the little Vajra stirring things up, while Nuwa tapped the screen with her finger, as if to say, "How can we fight through a screen?"

"Oh..." Little King Kong suddenly realized.

Zeus sighed helplessly: "You mortals have forgotten that there were originally four gods."

"I am Zeus, the god of the West; Nuwa, the goddess of the East; and the god of the North… cough cough, Hong Qigong!"

[Little King Kong immediately retorted: "You were just talking about Odin, weren't you? The systems are completely different now, okay! It looks like Odin no matter how you look at it."]

"Pfft, that's hilarious! Odin, the god of the North... no, I should say Hong Qigong! How come a god of the North has a name from the Eastern Universe?"

No one expected that Odin, the god of the North, would have a name that was completely inconsistent with his appearance—Hong Qigong. So, does that mean you know the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms…?

This video really makes it impossible to guess what he'll say next; it always manages to defy your expectations.

"Besides that, there is another god who rules the southern universe, namely... Ra!" Zeus continued to explain the origins of the gods to them.

The Titans used the power of the Staff of Creation to create the universe and prophesied that one day, dark forces would steal the staff, plunging the universe into chaos. A thousand years ago, Ra started a war and stole the staff!

Nuwa looked at Little King Kong: "Now you know how much trouble you've caused by ruining the new design, right?"

[Then Little King Kong pointed at Athena: "I understand the logic, but she's the one who ruined the star map!"]

The gods have started another argument, and Zeus has begun another round of pressuring Athena to get married, his eyes fixed on her: "That guy has a car and a house, what more could you want?"

Athena was getting quite exasperated: "Dad, do you have to bring this up at a time like this?"

Seeing that things were going well, the gods stopped arguing and joined the ranks of those urging their children to get married.

[Hong Qigong, the God of the North: "Your father is right."]

Nuwa chimed in, "If I were a few thousand years younger, and your age, I'd marry you."

"Look, we're all doing this for your own good!" Zeus said, as a whole bunch of Athena's relatives appeared behind him, like a throng of aunts and uncles relentlessly pressuring him to get married.

"As expected, joining in the fun is a Chinese tradition that has lasted for thousands of years. They've stopped arguing and directly joined the marriage-urging team."

"Tsk tsk... Athena is visibly miserable. This marriage-urging procession is like a New Year's celebration, with even all the aunts and uncles coming out. Who can withstand this!"

Queen Keisha in the Heavenly Court of Merlo once again felt the restless gazes of the little angels. Out of sight, out of mind, she simply hid away with He Xi.

Seeing this scene, Yang Jian from the prequel to The Lotus Lantern sighed sadly. Even Nuwa from other worlds didn't care about the gods falling in love... Why did the Jade Emperor want to kill his mother?!

If my father and mother were still alive, and my eldest brother and third brother were still alive, I might have been able to personally experience this ordinary and mundane scene. But everything is gone now!

Now that he only has this one younger sister left, he has to be very careful whoever she is. Speaking of which, he suddenly thought of his younger sister Yang Chan from Mount Hua; he hadn't seen her for several years.

"A hundred thousand lame jokes!" Athena glared angrily at Zeus. "Why did you have to pressure me to get married at a time like that? Now the whole universe knows that I, Athena, am an old maid."

(Thinking back to being pressured to get married again this year, I just can't take it anymore. Luckily, I have a trick to shift the blame: I said my brother isn't married yet, so I'm not in a hurry.)

Possessing a star map is a serious crime. Seeing that Little King Kong was trying to escape again, the gods were about to activate the Court of the Gods, and thus summoned the presiding judge once more.

In the vast universe, eyes and a mouth suddenly appeared beneath the moon: "Little King Kong, do you know your crime?"

"When did you get here?!" Little King Kong was startled.

"I have always been here, but I have been resting with my eyes closed." The judge's dark face revealed only the moon and his exposed eyes and mouth.

"It's too dark!!" Little King Kong was speechless. "Don't you think about it? When you close your eyes, who can see anything? Besides the moon, what else can you see..."

"How dare you defy the court! I will punish you in the name of the moon! Guards, bring the guillotine!" The presiding judge was furious; he couldn't stand anyone saying he was corrupt.

"Hmm, this is it. The dark face and the crescent moon mark on the forehead... it already seemed somewhat familiar, and now this guillotine is spot on. Judge Bao, it must be you, right?"

Not only that, even the voice is somewhat similar, especially the phrase "serve the dog's head," which is exactly the same as Bao Zheng's.

People in the real world are not only reminiscing about the days when they watched TV, but also wondering if Judge Bao would actually behead himself if he got angry, every time he saw him yell "Dog-head Guillotine"...

[Seeing that he was about to be judged, Little King Kong hurriedly claimed that he could find the magic staff, as he had already memorized the route of the star map. (Jiulin Lushi Liuqi 82)]

Seeing that another argument was brewing over the ownership of the magic staff, the gods decided to find it first, so each sent one person to accompany Little King Kong to inquire about the staff!

"Take care on your journey!" The river god said goodbye to the spaceship, holding a handkerchief.

Nuwa felt a chill run down her spine and gritted her teeth, saying, "You get on the boat too!"

"Me?" The River God turned around with a grin and pointed to himself. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Did I have a choice?" Nuwa retorted angrily.

"Yay... I can go on a business trip!" The River God happily ran towards the spaceship, while Nuwa covered her face with her hands and sighed helplessly.

"Looking at this river god from a different angle, he's actually quite cute... Of course, that's assuming he's not one of your subordinates, otherwise you'd be furious."

The river god's personality always seemed to be so mild and unhurried! Even at such an important moment, he showed no signs of impatience.

"Your success or failure will determine the fate of the universe. Absolutely no mistakes are allowed," Nuwa said calmly, looking at the spaceship.

Inside the spaceship's cockpit, Athena was piloting the vessel. She glanced back and saw the river god already seated. Suddenly, the spaceship accelerated and hurtled forward, crashing into a stone pillar before coming to a stop.

"Bang--"】

"Ouch..." Little King Kong looked at Athena speechlessly, "Do you want me to help you back the boat out first?"

"Thank you, no need!" Athena decisively refused, then kept muttering, "Brake, accelerator, clutch!"

"That was just a small mistake," Athena said, starting to operate again.

The spaceship was seen repeatedly ramming against the stone pillars, with Little King Kong's helpless words echoing from within.

"Clutch...not accelerator. How can someone your age not even be able to shift gears properly!"

"That's the handbrake, not the gear shift!"

"It's just shifting gears, why did you pull it off?"

"Give it the gas, step on the gas now! Ouch..."

The three great gods were already covering their eyes, unable to bear watching any longer, and were beginning to doubt whether entrusting the safety of the universe to them was a mistake!

"Okay! I know. There won't be any more problems this time." Athena's face was flushed, but she forced a smile. Then the windshield wipers started moving...

Little King Kong and Thor covered their faces and sighed silently. They already felt the journey was incredibly arduous even before it had begun.

[Then, amidst a series of screeching sounds, the spaceship finally made it into space.]

(Wang Ma Zhao) Truly worthy of being called the goddess of wisdom and war, did she buy that driver's license?! As the saying goes, a novice driver on the road will either die or be crippled.

"I'm starting to wonder how Athena found Little King Kong in the first place! I thought she did it on purpose when she crashed into Little King Kong's spaceship, but now it seems like it was a complete accident."

"The windshield wipers are moving at just the right time, indicating that it's about to turn. It's so vivid and lifelike, the word to describe it is...realistic!"

"But I have to say this spaceship is really sturdy. It's a miracle that it wasn't destroyed by her."

If the coach saw this scene and realized that all those years of teaching had been for nothing, wouldn't he be furious? No, judging from Athena's appearance, it's questionable whether she even has a coach.

Qi Lin, from the Super Soldier Squad, felt the gazes directed at her and suddenly felt inexplicably embarrassed. Don't let her being a female driver fool you; she drives a police car quite well, okay!

Athena from "100,000 Cold Jokes" has covered her face with her hands. She's completely finished now and can't face anyone. The whole universe knows she's a spaceship killer.

"Hey! Is driving really that hard?!" The River God asked with a smile, clearly puzzled. Isn't this something anyone with hands can do?

Chapter 203 Voice-Controlled Door! Isn't this making things difficult for a dog?!

Following the route on the star map in Little King Kong's memory, they arrived at a planet with their destination marked on the outside, and then entered a pyramid that looked somewhat ancient.

Little King Kong looked around by the torchlight. "It seems like no one has been here for a long time."

"La escaped to another dimension back then, and this should be the entrance to that dimension," Athena continued, explaining the relevant information to him.

[Then Little King Kong discovered that the hieroglyphics on the mural were actually the pinyin for "particle emitter."]

[Little King Kong suddenly realized: "According to the written records, this pyramid is a particle emitter. It uses particles to collide with the sun. By utilizing the gravity of the collapsing star to compress spacetime and create a wormhole, one can travel through the wormhole to reach the space where Darra is."]

"Why use pinyin for the written records...why not just write it directly? And if you can write it, why not write it in full? Instead, you use a bunch of murals to record it."

"Aside from Little King Kong, that freakishly skilled translator, who could possibly see that from the mural?! And even now, we still don't know how he figured it out."

This scene left everyone speechless. How could he glean so much information from a bunch of abstract murals? There were clearly characters in pinyin, but only one sentence: "particle emitter."

"If it's a machine, it must have a switch. Let's split up and look," Little King Kong said, turning his head, before they each went their separate ways.

The River God wanted to follow Little King Kong but was refused. Thor also seemed unwilling to let him come, so he had no choice but to go to Athena.

[Then the river god appeared out of nowhere behind Athena. Athena, holding her torch, turned around and was startled to see the river god's grinning face.]

"Oh my god, that scared me to death!" The River God said, his expression unchanged, that he had been startled 650 times.

Athena's expression faltered; she was the one who was clearly startled. "Can't you be a little more careful with what you're saying?! What are you doing here?! Go find the switch!"

The River God seemed puzzled, his voice gentle, "Where are we supposed to look?!"

"Can't you, a grown man, have some self-respect? Make your own decisions." Athena didn't care about that; who knew where to find someone?