"Then... I'll follow you." Hearing the river god's words, Athena turned around shyly, her face flushed, her hands clasped in front of her chest, her heart pounding.

"Whatever...whatever you want!" Athena, a little shy, didn't dare look at the river god's face, and quickened her pace, moving forward rapidly.

"Oh my god!!" The river god was a little confused, but still happily followed behind Athena.

This scene made everyone grit their teeth in frustration; wasn't this just public displays of affection?! Who would have thought the River God had this trick up his sleeve? Although he didn't mean it that way, his subtle flirting was the most lethal.

Anyone with eyes can see that Athena is genuinely moved by what she's said, and it might actually happen in the future!

Nuwa, still wearing a face mask, watched all this while saying, "The River God is quite something! He actually managed to win over Zeus's precious daughter."

What if they actually become a couple in the future? Wouldn't that be a disguised alliance with Zeus?!

In the world of Fox Spirit Matchmaker, Bai Yuechu, munching on a candied hawthorn, watched Athena begin her self-conquest and wondered, "Why does Athena seem a bit love-struck?!"

Bai Yuechu suddenly felt a chill run down her spine at the thought, knowing that being love-struck meant she'd be digging for wild vegetables in the future.

[Tohru, a single guy standing nearby, saw this and his eyes blazed with fury. Wasn't this blatant abuse of couples? So, in a fit of anger, he threw away his torch.]

After the torch was thrown away, it rolled into a secret passage by accident. Thor noticed and immediately followed, moving aside the stone slabs to reveal a large underground chamber and a maze of staircases.

Thor, with a sinister, almost human-like smile on his dog-like face, walked away!

Meanwhile, Athena was walking and talking with the river god. Athena's face was slightly flushed, and she glanced at the river god behind her: "Even if our two families aren't at war, what about the New Year? Whose house will we spend the New Year at?"

"When we have children, will they be cared for by their grandparents or maternal grandparents? These are all questions that need to be addressed. So, don't dwell on things that haven't been resolved yet."

"Do you understand what I'm saying?!"

After hearing all that, the River God was completely bewildered: "I don't understand a word of it?!"

"Unexpectedly, the luckiest one was the single Thor. After being fed dog food for no reason, he found the secret passage by accident."

"Athena is definitely a hopeless romantic! She's already thinking about marriage and even who will take care of the children."

The people watching the video were secretly pondering: Could it really be that she's been single for too long? Otherwise, why would such a beautiful goddess have turned into this...?

In the world of 100,000 Cold Jokes, Zeus thought Athena's words made sense: "That's right! There's a war going on right now. If Athena goes with that kid, where will she spend the New Year? I want to take care of my grandson myself."

No way, that River God is no good at anything, and he looks so effeminate. He might even need his daughter to protect him in the future. So the more she thought about it, the more she disliked the River God, seeing faults in him everywhere. (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

That being said, Athena disagreed: "The river god doesn't look bad, and with his personality, we don't have to worry about arguments in the future... because we simply can't argue."

The River God seems to have no parents, so there's no need to worry about mother-in-law/daughter-in-law relationships, and the children can be taken care of by his own father! As for where they'll spend the New Year... well, why not just have the River God marry into the family?

With this thought, Athena's eyes suddenly brightened. She realized that with her large and wealthy family, she could afford to support them, and it seemed that all her problems were solved.

"Click!"

Just then, accompanied by the sound of a camera shutter, a bright light suddenly appeared behind them. Realizing something was wrong, Athena immediately grabbed the river god's hand and chased after him.

"Little King Kong! You found us but didn't call us, are you trying to run away?!" Athena shouted as she ran and saw Little King Kong standing in the center.

Little King Kong said irritably, "If you don't trust me, I'm more afraid you'll renege on your promise."

"Move aside." Athena pushed Little King Kong aside and observed the text on the instrument: "First step, place your left hand on the central triangular panel."

Athena, somewhat surprised, extended her left hand and placed it on the device. The instrument immediately emitted a blue light. The river god beside her looked at the text on the device: "Second step: Open your right hand and place it above your right eye."

"The third step is to shout the command: 'Gunara, Goddess of Darkness, woohoo! Dark Magic Transformation!'"

Athena then adopted a serious expression, opened her right hand above her eyes, and loudly proclaimed the incantation: "Gunara, Goddess of Darkness, woohoo! Dark Magic Transformation!"

As soon as she finished speaking, a blinding light struck, causing Athena to instinctively close her eyes. A nearby device emitted a photograph—an unflattering image of Athena.

"Why is it a photo booth picture?!" Athena angrily threw the photo on the ground and stomped on it repeatedly.

"Pfft... I don't understand what kind of spell this is, but there's no doubt we've been made a fool of..."

Those watching from outside the video chuckled to themselves. Although they didn't know the meaning of the spell, they knew from Athena's actions that she had been thoroughly tricked.

The World Under One Person

"Haha... I can't stop laughing... I'm a little curious about the creator of this pyramid. They went through all that trouble to build this machine just to play a trick on people. What a twisted sense of humor!" Xu Si was clutching his stomach and laughing hysterically. Who would have thought that Athena, who had just been so serious and following instructions, would be tricked like this?

Zhang Chulan laughed so hard he couldn't stand up, then calmed himself down a bit: "I bet the creator of this pyramid is quite childlike, he actually watched Balala the Fairies."

Just as they were wondering if they had gone to the wrong place, they discovered that Thor had vanished, and they could faintly hear the words, "For the glory of the Northern God."

The group immediately followed the sound and discovered the secret passage. They then found Thor crouching in front of the stone door, his back looking incredibly desolate: "Thor! You found it and didn't even call us, did you...!"

"You...were waiting for us?!" Little King Kong was surprised that Thor had discovered the device but hadn't taken any action.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have doubted you." Athena felt a little ashamed of her previous thoughts.

The River God noticed writing on the side of the door and turned to Little King Kong and the others, saying, "Look, there's an instruction manual here. To open the voice-activated door, say... Open Sesame."

Thor, his face ashen, pressed the first button on his cape: "I am Thor, the God of Thunder!"

Tears welled up in Thor's eyes without his noticing. Athena chuckled to herself, while Little King Kong patted Thor's head, saying, "You've really gone through a lot."

"Haha, what a nice voice-activated door! What's the point of having one? To keep dogs out? This is a consequence of being uneducated."

"Anyone who can speak can open this door, but Thor only has those two sentences on his cloak. Isn't this blatant targeting? Haha, it's hilarious..."

"I knew it! Why would Thor be so kind as to stay put and wait for them? It's just that he's willing but unable. It's too much to ask of a dog."

Seeing this, everyone began to wonder what the third button on Thor's cloak was. Was it for calling for help?

Chapter 204 On the Importance of Adjectives! The Sweeper Uncle Who Was Beaten Up.

As the door opened, Little King Kong and the others entered, discovering that the space was filled with jigsaw puzzle-like blocks, and at the center of the path was a red button! A note was also attached that read, "Don't press it."

The River God was about to press the red button when Little King Kong quickly stopped him, saying, "It says not to press it. What if it's a trap?"

Athena said in a serious tone, "Are you saying this red button is a trap, or this note is a trap?!"

Thor sniffed the air, then grimaced and shook his head, indicating that he also thought it was better not to press it.

"Let's vote!" the River God said softly, then raised his hand: "I want to vote!"

"I won't press it!" Little King Kong shook his head. This was clearly a trap; how could he press it?!

Thor crossed his arms, shook his head, and muttered something, seemingly deciding not to press the button.

"I choose to press! So, it's 3:1..." Athena made her choice without hesitation, reaching out and decisively pressing the red button.

"Good heavens, Thor not only has no human rights, but he can't even speak, he doesn't even have the right to speak."

"Tsk tsk... If only they had looked at Thor even once, the result wouldn't have been 3:1. Poor Thor, who can't speak, is injured again!"

"Putting the button right in the middle with a sign saying 'Don't press it,' no one can resist that temptation. Isn't it just blatantly encouraging people to press it?"

100,000 Cold Jokes

"Don't think I don't know! This space and this passage! Isn't this exactly like an X-Men movie? The professor will cry if he sees this." The anonymous person couldn't contain his吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments) spirit.

Who was the genius designer who built this pyramid?! The scope is really wide; first it was Balala the Fairies, and now even the X-Police are involved.

Adding to the existing Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf and Doraemon collaborations, this is definitely a copyright battle...

After Athena pressed the button, the entire passage began to disappear, and lightning and thunder filled the interior of the planet. Then, the planet split open from the middle, revealing the instruments inside, which had transformed into a massive launch device.

Super God Academy: Heroes of the Army

"Just how advanced has the technology of that world become?! They've actually turned the entire planet into a giant machine." Ge Xiaolun stared blankly at the scene, even though he had already anticipated that their interstellar travel technology would be advanced enough.

But seeing this scene with my own eyes was still quite shocking. Given their level of technology, I would believe they could build a plasma spark tower! Maybe there really is an M78 nebula.

Meanwhile, Little King Kong and the others were floating in space, with the spaceship not far away. The group exchanged a knowing glance and struggled to reach the spaceship first.

Despite their frantic efforts, due to the forces of interaction, they were merely spinning in circles without moving an inch.

So they had no choice but to cooperate, and at the last moment they finally boarded the spaceship. The enormous particle emitter, gleaming with a mechanical blue light under the sunlight, then spewed out a gigantic chestnut!

Everyone on the spaceship was utterly speechless, and they all exclaimed in unison, "That really is a perfect example!"

[This giant chestnut crashed into the glowing red planet, causing it to expand and then explode, forming a continuously rotating wormhole.]

[Little King Kong looked at the wormhole ahead and said, "If we go through it, we can find the magic staff."]

"This is getting more and more exciting, so let's stop fighting!" the River God said with a grin. The group exchanged glances, smiled slightly, and piloted their spaceship inside.

"Particle emitter... So it's a chestnut emitter. No wonder it's written in pinyin, just to confuse people, right?"

"How did they hollow out the entire planet and turn it into a machine? And why did that giant chestnut become a wormhole when it hit the sun? That's not scientific at all!!"

The more I look at it, the more I realize how perverse the builder's sense of humor is, yet at the same time I'm utterly astonished by their technological prowess! While it may seem a bit quirky, the functionality is undeniably real!

After traversing the wormhole, they discovered an enormous warship beside them! The spaceship looked like an ant compared to its size.

[Because of Athena's impressive piloting skills, she was spotted by a patrol boat from the warship, which began to give chase. With no other option, Athena crashed into the warship's tunnels, bumping into the walls repeatedly.]

"There's an exit!" Little King Kong exclaimed immediately upon seeing the light ahead, then looked at Athena with some fear: "Hey...hey! Don't force yourself."

[Ahead was a ventilation window exit, its massive blades still slowly rotating. Without hesitation, the spaceship crashed into the wall beside it and plummeted to the ground.]

Seeing this, everyone remained silent, finding it both unexpected and yet entirely predictable. They had assumed they would crash into the fan blades, but instead, they slammed into the wall. It seemed they had overestimated Athena's piloting skills.

"I have to say, where did they buy the materials for this spaceship?! It's incredibly sturdy, able to withstand Athena's reckless piloting..."

"Do you remember Nuwa's words before we left... Remember, there must be no mistakes! But given the current situation, we'd be lucky to even succeed."

In the Heavenly Court of Melo in the Super God World, Angel Yan smiled and said, "Why bother arranging blind dates for someone like this?! Hurry up and find her a driving school class, otherwise the spaceship can only be launched at noon, since something might happen in the morning or evening."

As a god, he should have plenty of time to learn these things! He can't even pilot a spaceship properly; what kind of god is that...?

By the time the patrol boat arrived and scanned their spaceship, Little King Kong and the others had already slipped into the sewers.

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