Seeing this, everyone felt inexplicably fortunate that Little King Kong had obtained the magic staff. After all, if Little Green had passed away, there would probably be no harbor in this world where Little King Kong's heart, adrift in the universe, could find peace.
"Little King Kong, you know about Xiao Qing's illness." The old director looked at Little King Kong, unsure what to say.
"But...!!" Little King Kong raised his head, revealing a face streaked with tears: "Little Qing only has appendicitis! Why did appendicitis turn into this?!"
[The scene then focuses on Xiaoqing in the wheelchair. She also has two braids, and her features above the nose are identical to Xiaoqing's, except she has a large mustache on her chin, and her eyes are staring blankly ahead.]
"You've mistaken me for someone else!!" Xiaoqing shouted angrily. Then, seemingly appearing out of nowhere, she scurried out of nowhere, wearing rabbit-themed slippers, and with a powerful kick, sent Xiaojingang flying.
Little King Kong, who had smashed a hole in the wall, rubbed his head, his face bruised and swollen: "I knew it! It was just an appendix! That scared me to death!"
The people who felt sorry for Xiao Jingang just a second ago covered their faces with their hands, feeling that all their previous feelings had been wasted, and the sadness they had just built up was completely dissipated!
"You only have an appendix, Little King Kong, how blind must you be to think that old lady in the wheelchair is Little Qing! It's impossible!!"
"You really can't trust Little King Kong. Isn't he a fraud? He not only deceives the gods, but he even deceives us, the viewers, with our tears!"
The people from other worlds stared speechlessly at Little King Kong. What kind of looks were those? If he didn't need his eyes, he should just donate them. If it weren't for Little King Kong's earlier tears of grief and emotional outpouring, they would have thought he was just playing with them.
"What's there to be afraid of about an appendix?!" Xiaoqing was furious and embarrassed, extremely angry that Xiao Jingang had mistaken her for an old lady.
"Look!" Little King Kong handed the staff to Little Green. His eyes instantly turned bloodshot, and the staff began to glow red. "The most powerful staff in the entire universe! It can not only cure your blindness, but also grant you the same wealth and glory as the gods. You will be free from birth, old age, sickness, and death."
A red ribbon shot out from the tip of the staff, circling Xiaoqing once. A long-lost, comfortable smile appeared on Xiaoqing's face. She then struck a few poses with her hands on her hips: "This refreshing feeling... even like this, it doesn't hurt. It won't hurt at all." (Read super-exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"No matter how I sleep, I won't feel any pain anymore! Oh ho ho ho ho!" Xiao Qing's eyes gleamed with golden light as she let out a queen-like laugh: "This is so great!"
Little King Kong and the old headmaster tilted their heads, looking at her with some confusion: "Why does this feel like a misplaced advertisement?"
"The power of this staff is truly omnipotent. Not only can it grant immortality like the gods, free from birth, aging, sickness, and death, but it can even cure diseases!"
It has to be said that Xiaoqing is really lucky to have someone who is so devoted to her. The first thing Xiaojingang did after getting the magic staff was to come back and cure Xiaoqing's illness.
"You really posted the wrong ad. Isn't this an ad for women's products?" Wang Ye from Under One Person World looked blank. No wonder the scene looked familiar; it resembled an advertisement for a product in his home.
"Wait... why am I complaining again?"
It suddenly occurred to me that that world is made up of eccentric energy and吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for complaining or criticizing) energy. Thinking about it this way, it doesn't seem so surprising! It might even affect the real world, making people unable to help but吐槽 (tu cao).
"Then I can go on adventures with you from now on!" Feeling her body had recovered, Xiao Qing turned to Xiao Jingang and said happily.
"Who would want to take the risk..." Little King Kong said with a sullen face.
Xiao Qing paused for a moment upon hearing this, looking at Xiao Jingang with some confusion, finding his expression rather strange.
"I now possess the strongest power in the entire universe. I can have anything I want; I'm like a god!" Little King Kong's eyes turned bloodshot, as if his mind had been bewitched, and he became incredibly arrogant!
Then, he revealed a terrifying facial expression, raising his staff high and making the same gesture as a vampire, shouting somewhat maniacally, "No! I've surpassed the gods!!"
“But…” Xiaoqing looked at Xiaojingang with some worry.
"Don't you understand?!" Little King Kong approached, staff in hand, then brandished it: "Limited edition bags, lipsticks in every color! Everything I couldn't afford before, I can have as much as I want now!"
Countless designer handbags and expensive clothes appeared out of thin air as Xiao Jingang spoke, burying Xiao Qing in a pile of bags.
"How was it? Pretty cool, huh?" Little King Kong turned his head, his eyes bloodshot, to look at the pile of bags.
“These are all good…” Xiaoqing struggled somewhat uneasily to climb out of the pile of bags, then held up her little finger to Xiaojingang: “But you promised me you’d take me on an adventure, remember?”
[Little King Kong's previously manic expression froze for a moment. He rubbed his head, then looked at the red-glowing staff in his hand with some fear. As his sanity returned, the staff's light turned blue again.]
"This isn't right, this is definitely not right!! I knew it! How could the magic staff be wielded by an ordinary person?"
The people from other worlds, witnessing this scene, finally understood the reason: the staff amplified his power infinitely, and similarly, the evil thoughts in his heart were also amplified by the staff!
Excessive power can lead to endless greed; perhaps this is the side effect of the scepter.
Fox Spirit Matchmaker World
Tu Shan Rongrong saw another side of the story and slightly opened her eyes: "He used the power of the divine staff entirely for Xiao Qing; there wasn't a single thing that Xiao Jingang wanted."
Perhaps all he wanted was to make Xiaoqing happy. If Xiaojingang were a monster in their world, he might become their honored guest! After all, such a devoted customer is what Tushan Mountain likes the most.
Star Journey World
"Little King Kong, don't forget the pinky promise we made... No one can go back on their word, you have to keep it!" McDonald looked at his little finger, this tiny finger that carried many vows that had to be fulfilled.
After witnessing Little King Kong's adventures, McDonald finally understood the vastness of the universe and became even more determined to travel there. However, besides the Rainbow Sea, he now has another goal!
That is to search for the Creation Staff of one's own world, though its existence is unknown. But, just like the Rainbow Sea! Those who believe in miracles are themselves as remarkable as miracles.
Chapter 209 Crossfire? Playing cards? Can't we be serious while we're at war?!
Just as Little King Kong was filled with astonishment, Nuwa's voice came from the television in the hospital corridor: "Little King Kong!"
[Little King Kong and the others instinctively turned around and saw a wanted poster for him on the TV, styled like those from One Piece, with a bounty of around 1000 million on it.]
"Now even One Piece is coming out... Just how chaotic is that world?! How can anything be stitched together?! It's like a one-sided attempt to ride the coattails of a trending topic."
Ge Xiaolun from the Super God World stared dumbfounded at the familiar wanted poster. What?! You want to become a Universe King like Wang Luffy?!
"I know you've obtained the staff. Hand it over immediately! The staff belongs to the gods." Nuwa's image appeared on the television screen. As the camera zoomed out, Nuwa's fleet had arrived in outer space on this planet.
"It really is here." In outer space, Nuwa watched as the fleet captured images of Little King Kong appearing at the hospital, confirming her suspicions.
"Report! An unidentified army is approaching." As Nuwa's soldier finished speaking, the armies of Zeus and Hong Qigong reappeared in the space above this planet!
Seeing the three great gods arrive with their fleets, the viewers on the screen sighed. Judging from Little King Kong's delirious state, it seemed the staff wouldn't be handed over, which meant a new war... was about to begin!
Super God Academy: Heroes of the World
"Isn't this our Angels' Skyblade series fleet?! It looks exactly like it was made from the same mold."
No wonder Angel Yan felt something was off about Zeus's fleet; it turned out the fleets all looked too alike. Anyone would have thought we angels were involved in a war for the Staff of God…
"The news travels fast!" Little King Kong looked up at the fleet in the sky, which seemed to have completely surrounded the planet.
"Little King Kong, you actually betrayed us! We trusted you so much!" Zeus roared angrily at Little King Kong below the fleet.
On the other side, the celestial being Hong Qigong became even more enraged, roaring furiously, "Whose trust do you think you've betrayed! It's the trust of the celestial beings!!"
"A god?! Heh..." Little King Kong chuckled, the staff he held turning red again, and he vanished from the spot amidst a flash of red lightning.
At this moment, the gods in the sky began to quarrel again. Nuwa said, "The affairs of the East are none of your business!"
Upon hearing Nuwa's words, Zeus objected: "The staff belongs to all of us gods!"
"We've been arguing over these few words for thousands of years, don't you get tired of it!" Northern God Hong Qigong said irritably, unaware that the little Vajra who had just disappeared had reappeared behind him, stirring things up: "Yeah! So disrespectful!"
"Afraid of you?!" Zeus was enraged upon hearing the voice from the direction of Hong Qigong, the god of the north! At that moment, Little King Kong appeared behind Zeus, adding fuel to the fire: "Fine, then fight!!"
"How dare you cause trouble on my turf!" Nuwa looked furious, and Little King Kong, as always, appeared behind her, adding fuel to the fire: "Grab your weapons!!"
The great gods are like powder kegs, ready to explode at any moment; war is imminent!
"Just how many sentences did Little King Kong memorize?! And why is he so familiar with them?!"
Seeing this familiar yet unfamiliar scene, the expressions on everyone's faces became a variety of emotions, followed by some frustration. How could even gods fall for such a simple act of sowing discord?!
This kind of tactic is something only children would use; at most, it's just to sow discord among classmates about who they don't want to play with.
The gods aren't fools; they actually fell for such a simple trick! Could this be the "foolish energy" Ra mentioned before?! Truly foolish...
And Little King Kong, is that all you know?! You say you have the ability to instantly appear behind several celestial beings, wouldn't it be better to just secretly use the power of the staff to take them down?! (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Several warships began to reveal their weapons and point them at each other. The Northern God Hong Qigong, looking serious, put on a headset. Nuwa put on a headset and clenched her fist! Zeus, also wearing a headset, took a sip of cola!
The scene fell eerily quiet, as if battle could erupt at any moment! Then, a voice suddenly broke the silence from the cosmos: "The enemy will arrive on the battlefield in 30 seconds."
0Request flowers0
[The scene shifts to Nuwa's warship, where Nuwa is facing a computer displaying CrossFire, with snacks in the upper left corner.]
Zeus was also sitting in front of his computer, the screen also displaying CrossFire, with a can of cola and a ham in the upper right corner.
[Things suddenly changed on the Northern God Hong Qigong's side; the screen was displaying Dou Dizhu (a popular Chinese card game)! A box of instant noodles sat in the upper left corner.]
"They say the enemy will arrive on the battlefield in 30 seconds, but they're actually playing CrossFire?! And why does the Northern God Hong Qigong always have such a different style? His name is one thing, but now even his game is unusual."
The people from other worlds who witnessed this scene fainted on the spot. What kind of time is this to be playing CrossFire?! There's a war going on! Can't you be serious for once? This war is being fought like a joke.
One second I thought a cosmic war was about to erupt, and the next second you guys are playing video games together?! And what kind of god drinks Coke?!
The viewers of the video felt there were too many things to complain about and didn't know where to begin. It's one thing to play together, but at least play the same game! Northern God Hong Qigong always seems so different from everyone else!
The World Under One Person
"I should never have trusted them to be serious! Just now, with that kind of momentum, I thought they were going to fight to the death." When he saw the gods activate Crossfire, Zhang Chulan was completely stunned, showing an expression like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.
Zhang Chulan thought this was bizarre enough, but when he saw the game of Dou Dizhu (a card game), he completely froze. His eyes turned into a sage-like expression, as if nothing could move him anymore…
With such wild imaginations, who can guess what they'll do next?! They're really good at creating hilarious situations.
Super God Academy: Heroes of the Army
"Damn, this is totally the kind of gaming session you see in an internet cafe! Are these pros really this down-to-earth?" Ge Xiaolun looked at the familiar items on the computer: instant noodles, ham, and cola—the three must-haves in internet cafes—and couldn't help but reminisce about his days gaming in college.
I wonder if these gods could add me as a friend. I'm a pro at CrossFire, but as for Dou Dizhu... forget it, let him play by himself.
Chapter 210 The way to stop the war is absolutely hilarious!
Seeing that the Northern God Hong Qigong had started playing Dou Dizhu (a popular Chinese card game), even Zeus couldn't stand it anymore: "Why are you playing Dou Dizhu?!"
"The systems are completely different now!" Nuwa was speechless; they were at least playing the same game.
"I'm willing!!" Enraged, Bei Liu Yi Qi Wa Ba Si Ba Fang Shen Hong Qi Gong pressed the mouse button, instantly unleashing a pink laser that struck Nuwa's fleet, causing a violent explosion.
"boom--!"】
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