Seeing this, Zeus and Nuwa no longer held back and launched their attacks! This created a bizarre situation: the fleets of the three gods attacked each other, and the trajectory of their attacks, viewed from above, formed an equilateral triangle.

"Why is it that when you play a simple card game like Dou Dizhu (a popular Chinese card game), the fleet immediately launches lasers with a click of the mouse?! Are your weapons controlled by a mouse?!"

"It feels like it's turned into another game. Isn't this just Thunder Fighter?!"

People from other worlds had absolutely no idea what was going on! This battle was being fought like a child's game, with everyone fighting their own battles. Anyone who didn't know the situation would think they were playing a matching game!

The old dean looked up at the war unfolding in the sky, his face filled with worry: "It's the '650 War' again!"

[Just then, a crackling sound of lightning came from the side. The old headmaster turned his head and saw Little King Kong, holding his divine staff, returning to the scene amidst a red glow.]

"Little King Kong, they're fighting! Quickly, give the staff back to them!" Xiao Qing was worried, thinking the gods were fighting over the staff, unaware that Little King Kong was also stirring things up.

"Return it?!" Little King Kong scoffed, turning his back to Little Green and gently stroking the staff. "No, the staff is mine!!"

"MineMyPrecious, my darling!!" Little King Kong suddenly turned his head and revealed a very expressive face, even making Xiao Qing's face turn black.

The people from other worlds, seeing Little King Kong's expression, also had black lines on their faces. Little King Kong, can't you even show some respect for being corrupted?! We don't expect you to be ruthless and merciless, but can you at least be serious and stop making that face? It's really ruining your image.

The World Under One Person

"Isn't that Gollum's line?! Come on, now even Lord of the Rings is jumping on the bandwagon, this video is way too mixed up!!" Wang Ye found that his mental fortitude was gradually increasing since watching the video.

Even seeing Little King Kong's classic line and expression, I just felt that the world was too wild, and he could get by on anything.

"Look! The sky has cracked open!" Suddenly, a passerby pointed to the black vortex in the sky, and there appeared a huge diamond-shaped spaceship—the headquarters of Ra!

Zeus, Nuwa, and the others stared in disbelief at the familiar spaceship. Little King Kong looked up at the sky and said calmly, "Now everyone's here."

[In Ra's fleet, Athena, her face covered in cold sweat, watched the battlefield ahead: "So it really has started. We need to find a way to make them stop first, then go find Little King Kong!"]

"Their numbers are three times ours," the River God said, holding up three fingers. It seemed unlikely they would stop the war.

A sudden explosion and tremor interrupted their conversation, revealing that the fleets of the other three gods had all begun attacking Ra!

"We absolutely cannot let them get the Staff this time! We must seize it!" The gods, who had just been fighting amongst themselves, now spoke in perfect unison, their voices ringing out in perfect harmony.

"Counterattack!! Counterattack now!" The soldiers immediately prepared to launch a counterattack, but were stopped by a stretched-out hand!

"No, we're here to break up the fight, we absolutely cannot get involved." Once he gets involved, the situation changes.

The soldier felt that with their current troop strength, trying to break up the fight would be a stretch: "We'd need at least three times the manpower to stop them."

La calmly stated, "We don't need that many. As long as we can persuade any one side to join us, we can keep them in check."

"Then I'll contact Lady Nuwa." The River God held the phone close to his ear: "Hello, is this Lady Nuwa? It's like this. You've all misunderstood. La isn't a bad person, yes, he didn't do anything evil with the staff."

"So, could we please stop fighting? Join us in stopping the war, okay?! Thank you, Lady Nuwa."

Athena thought the river god had persuaded Nuwa to join them in stopping the war, and her expression gradually brightened, eventually revealing a smile.

"Whoosh—" The River God turned to look at Athena and said with a smile, "Wait for a reply."

Even Athena couldn't hold back anymore, exclaiming angrily, "Why are you leaving a message on WeChat in this situation?!"

"Hahaha, that's hilarious! ...The River God's 'wait for a reply' message... Haha, even at a time like this, he's still so patient. I thought he just called Nuwa, but it turns out he just sent a WeChat message!!"

"I thought Nuwa was easy to talk to, that the River God could persuade her with just a few words, but I never expected it was a voice message! We're at war, who's going to check WeChat!"

People from other worlds were practically laughing themselves to death at this river god. He seemed to be in no hurry at all, always so peaceful and mild-mannered! Sometimes he could really drive people crazy.

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"Let's not even talk about whether there's internet in space! After all, that world is already so outrageous! But since you chose WeChat, you could at least make a video call!" Wang Ye's Taoist composure has been broken by the River God, and he's starting to get a little frantic.

"What are we waiting for?! By the time Nuwa replies, the war will probably be over."

On the other side, Zhang Chulan was opening WeChat and searching for the River God and Nuwa, hoping to add them as friends! This was the first time he had ever seen such down-to-earth deities.

100,000 Cold Jokes World

"Ring ring..." Just then, the River God's phone rang. He picked it up and saw that it was Nuwa calling.

"Hello, Lady Nuwa, is there something you need? Or do you want me to go on a business trip?" The River God's voice remained as gentle as ever.

Even through the phone, Nuwa could almost see the River God's smiling face. She shouted into the phone, "Next time it's urgent! Just call! Don't leave a WeChat message!!!"

Seeing the River God's actions on the screen, Nuwa was furious! How could her subordinate be so incompetent? He's always so bored that he calls her saying he wants to go on business trips! But when something really urgent happens, he sends WeChat messages. Who would even read that?

"Alright! Well, Lady Nuwa, I have an urgent matter to attend to. Could I please take a day off? This video is so interesting, I want to keep watching..." The River God finally felt that today wasn't so boring after all.

"Whatever!!" Nuwa was so angry that she crushed her phone with her hand. What was the point of talking to her about such trivial matters! She had to hurry up and marry off the River God to spite that old bastard Zeus!

Thor, standing nearby, immediately pressed the button on the warship's control panel, and the image of Hong Qigong, the God of the North, appeared on the warship's screen: "Thor?!"

Thor put on the dog communicator, twisted it a bit, and then looked up at the screen: "Dad!!"

This scene shocked Hong Qigong, the God of the North, who stared at him blankly: "Thor...you can speak?!"

Thor, speaking through the dog communicator, said in fluent Shanghainese: "I don't want to fight to the death over all this messy stuff anymore. Why can't we all get along? Why can't we sit down and talk things out?"

"Thor... what are you saying? I don't understand a word!" Faced with Thor's long-winded explanation, Hong Qigong, the God of the North, admitted he couldn't understand a single word.

"Woof—" Thor, enraged, slammed the dog communicator to the ground. Wasn't this just messing with the dog?

Athena was almost driven crazy: "Why was it translated into Shanghainese?!"

"There are also versions in Wenzhou dialect and Minnan dialect," La Daidai explained, but his explanation sounded rather weak.

"Hahaha... No wonder it's a divine invention, it's simply tasteless to eat but a pity to throw away! What a wonderful dog communicator, it has all kinds of dialects, but not a single Mandarin."

"Thor is so cute, why do I always feel like I'm bullying him! At least Thor knows how to make video calls, which is better than the River God."

"What the Northern God Hong Qigong probably heard was a bunch of gibberish coming from Thor's mouth, and could only helplessly wonder, 'Can't you speak human language?!'"

The Big Bad Wolf King of Green Green Grassland thought this invention was quite creative. After all, inventions inevitably have some minor problems, but they can be easily modified!

Morgana from the Super God Academy: Heroes of the Sky world is known for her straightforward and free-spirited personality. Upon seeing this scene, she burst into laughter without a care in the world! To be fair, her scientific research skills are quite good; it's just that she's poor and lacks the resources to waste on such trivial matters…

But this so-called dog communicator is absolutely laughable. You might think it's useless, right? It can indeed translate what dogs say. But if you want to say it's useful, it translates into various dialects, which are still incomprehensible.

The ways these gods stopped the war were truly hilarious, each displaying their unique abilities! It's almost laughable. Now, only Athena hasn't contacted Zeus yet; I wonder what kind of joke she'll pull this time.

Chapter 211 A Sniper Shot with Too Many Flaws! Is this some kind of nested doll?

This time, it was Athena's turn to initiate communication with Zeus. Zeus was very surprised to see Athena on Ra's fleet: "Athena?!"

Zeus then turned to Ra and said sternly, "Ra! Are you trying to kidnap my daughter to blackmail me?"

"Father, you've misunderstood, we...!" Athena quickly stepped forward, about to explain, but was interrupted by La.

"Zeus, how could I possibly bear to harm your daughter?!" Ra stared at Zeus, her eyes filled with complex emotions.

Zeus, seeing Ra's growing excitement, exclaimed, "Then can you still remember the diary I wrote 5000 years ago?!"

"Huh?!" Athena was a little confused. What were they saying to each other? Something sounded off.

La seemed to have lost her usual composure: "I also remember who borrowed half an eraser from me."

At this moment, the intro to the background music "My Deskmate" started playing in the video, and the atmosphere became increasingly awkward.

Zeus seemed to have tears welling up in his eyes as he roared, "Who read the letter I wrote to you?!"

[La's eyes turned bloodshot and she roared through tears, "Who tied up your long hair again?!"]

"Wait a minute!!!" Athena hurriedly tried to interrupt, the more she listened, the more she sensed something was wrong.

"You betrayed us!! Attack 04!" Zeus, his face grim, gave the attack order, and a laser beam struck Ra's fleet.

Just then, music started playing... At that moment, did you remember the diary I wrote for you?

"What on earth happened between you two?!" Athena was glaring at Ra in frustration! "Don't I know what happened?"

The people from other worlds were utterly dumbfounded. What kind of awful dialogue was this?! The relationship between these two old men seems a bit complicated. Could something have really happened?!

"Holy crap, what kind of messed-up relationship is this! It's just dialogue. If you say the two of them have nothing to do with each other, I'm the first person who wouldn't believe it."

"Something's not right...something's really not right! I'm a little curious about the love-hate relationship between the gods these past two days."

Everyone immediately imagined a love story of the domineering Zeus and his little wife chasing each other!

Especially that line from La, "How could I possibly bear to hurt your daughter?"... Tsk tsk, look at that tone, that attitude! This is clearly a case of loving the house because of the dog!

At this moment in the world of Fox Spirit Matchmaker, Bai Yuechu and the others gathered under the Tushan tree, watching the screen together! They were all somewhat overwhelmed by what they saw!

"This is a god-like version of 'My Deskmate'?! Should Tushan add a male-male business to its offerings?!"

Tu Shan Rongrong had heard these songs before, but when they were used by two men, they always felt a bit too homoerotic!

"Damn, this news is really explosive!" Bai Yuechu felt like he had broadened his horizons; he never expected there to be such a trick up his sleeve.

"??!" Tu Shan Su Su stared blankly at the screen, completely unable to understand what kind of explosive news her Taoist brother had mentioned.

Super God Academy: Heroes Company

"Damn, have they been going over lyrics these past two days?! Something's definitely off about this!" Liu Chuang exclaimed, noticing the increasingly tense atmosphere between them, which seemed to be radiating a bromance.

"Your circle is truly chaotic. No wonder Athena is going crazy. Her own father is suspected of having an affair with another man. Anyone would be anxious in that situation." Seeing this, Ge Xiaolun could only say one thing: wish them well.

100,000 Cold Jokes World

"Dad! What exactly is your relationship?!" Athena in the real world was equally frantic, then took a step back, looking at Zeus with some fear: "Could it really be what I'm thinking?"

After all that was said, and considering Zeus and Ra's behavior in the video, it's clear that Zeus launched the attack out of love turned to hate!

"Athena! What could possibly be going on between us?! I told you to stop reading novels." Zeus stared at Athena with a dark expression. Was there something wrong with his conversation with Ra? It seemed perfectly normal.

Seeing Zeus's behavior, Athena became increasingly convinced that something must have happened between them. She patiently continued watching the video, hoping that the screen would soon reveal the love-hate relationship between her father and Ra.

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