Everyone started speculating, since the video was almost over and they were getting restless if they didn't find out what the third button was.

Upon hearing this, Thor decisively pressed the button: "100,000 Cold Jokes 2 Mobile Game..."

"........."

The people in other worlds fell silent, thinking, "As expected of you, adding an ad to the third button. You really don't miss any opportunity."

The scene then shifts again, showing the old dean instructing students on pronunciation! But given his non-standard Mandarin, the quality of his instruction is... well, you can imagine.

"I knew I'd forgotten something! Won't the old dean's accent be a bad influence?!"

The thought of Mr. La speaking in dialect struck everyone as inexplicably funny.

[At the end of the scene, Time Chicken pushes open the door and looks at Xiao Qing with a puzzled expression, "Miss, what are you doing?"]

At this moment, Xiaoqing put on her snake-shaped outfit and imitated the appearance of her most admired goddess, Nuwa. She took off her hat, turned to look at Time Chicken, and said, "Don't call me Miss, call me Your Majesty."

"People will think you're crazy dressed like that," Time Chicken said, holding what appeared to be a skewer of roasted grasshoppers.

"This is my exploration suit!" He then jumped out of the window! Looking up at the vast universe, he exclaimed, "You liar! I will find you!"

"Oh no, it's starting to look unbearable to watch. He's really copied that accent..."

"Xiaoqing really admires Goddess Nuwa. Even her adventure suit has to be made of snake tails. But... don't you find it very inconvenient to move around like that?"

"Little Qing, Little Qing, this is destined to be a fruitless journey. Little King Kong has disappeared, so where are you going to look for him?"

Seeing this, everyone sighed; it was arguably the only regret in the entire video!

P.S.: The next chapter will begin with "Ten Cold Jokes," featuring Li Jing's divine skill of causality: "An opponent whose hands cannot be clasped together is not worthy to be my enemy."

Chapter 220: The Earth exploded right at the start of "Ten Cold Jokes"!

"But it seems that Athena and the others haven't told Xiao Qing about Little King Kong disappearing into the mind hole... But that's fine too, at least there's still something to look forward to."

It was so joyful and funny before, so why did it end up being so regrettable?

What everyone really wants to know is what happens next: Did Athena and the River God end up together? Will she regain her memories after growing up? Did Xiaoqing finally find Little King Kong?!

Although many questions remain, the video has ended, and they have no way of knowing the answers! They can only hope that the next video will continue the story of this world and make up for their regrets.

The screen slowly lit up again, and a brand new video appeared on the big screen. Everyone had to compose themselves and look over. The video started with a very explosive line.

"I...destroyed the world!" A narrator's voice then rang out: "Here's what happened: On December 21, 2021, Earth was attacked by the alien 'Bird-like King of Poop'."

[At this moment, the scene shifts to a blue planet, and a series of images flash by rapidly. A young man in red defeats the notorious "810" leader.]

"Finally, I beat the King of the Netherworld back to his original form. I lay on the ground and complained about why the whole world was speaking Chinese, then complained about the energy going out of control and the Earth exploding."

"That's how it happened." In a place resembling a train station, the young man in red stared blankly at the judge before him, surrounded by a dense crowd of people.

[This train station-like place even echoed with an announcement: "Welcome to the final destination of the universe! Due to the devastating impact on Earth, there are currently many people waiting to enter either Heaven or Hell. Please maintain order!"]

"This... is it going to start this explosively?! It just blows up the Earth right from the start, so all the people on Earth are doomed?!"

"What I find even more outrageous is the villain's name... Hahahaha... King of the Netherworld! Haha, that's actually a name. His father must have a grudge against him; what normal person would give someone a name like that!"

"As expected, technology has really advanced! These days, after death, we don't go to the underworld, but to the final destination of the universe! What's even more outrageous is that Earth was blown up by 'complaint energy'."

Seeing this, these few words made everyone feel that familiar aura again! This really is still Little King Kong's universe... a universe composed of吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or complain) energy and 做傻 (dou sha, meaning to act silly) energy!

So, it seems perfectly reasonable that Earth was blown up because of some criticism... What a load of rubbish!! What kind of Earth would be blown up just because of some criticism?! That's completely illogical!

And why do people have to queue to go to heaven or hell?! With this broadcast... it would be even more convincing to say they're queuing to buy train tickets.

100,000 Cold Jokes World

In this timeline, the young man was still battling the King of the Bird's Den. Upon seeing this scene on the screen, he quickly raised his hand and shouted, "Stop, stop, stop! King of the Bird's Den, this seems to be telling our story. Why don't we watch it first before we fight?!"

"Then... let's call a truce and see what happens!" The King of the Netherworld had no objections. He also wanted to know why he had lost and been completely defeated. Besides, a fight could happen anytime; he had plenty of time. He'd watch the video first.

"So you blew up the Earth?!" The judge, wreathed in will-o'-the-wisps, completely ignored his long-winded explanation, pointing a finger at the young man and summarizing it simply.

"At least I saved half the world." Feeling the hateful gazes directed at him from those around him, the young man quickly consoled himself, "At least I can be considered half a superhero."

"That's him!" But the surrounding people had already angrily surrounded him, wanting to give him a good beating to vent their anger.

"It was just a mistake, I didn't know it would get out of control." The young man ran out in the chaos, but people were still chasing him. One of them, dressed like Luffy, explained, "I haven't finished watching One Piece yet."

"Even if the Earth isn't destroyed, you still won't be able to finish watching this," the young man instinctively muttered as he turned his head to complain during his escape.

"So true... I could watch this forever! This kid's comments are really sharp."

At the current pace of One Piece, the first five minutes are an opening sequence plus a recap, the next five minutes are an ending sequence plus a preview for the next episode! Add a few lines of dialogue in between, and then some back-and-forth camera cuts—perfect! The water rush is over.

"I haven't been in a relationship yet!" A scruffy-looking nerdy guy next to me chimed in with his reasoning.

The young man glanced at his appearance and thought, "Looking like this, what does it have to do with the end of the world?!" He immediately retorted, "This has absolutely nothing to do with me!"

Everyone was shocked by his appearance. "Your appearance is quite unusual! Being born with such features, it seems even being born into the right family is a skill. Forget about finding love in this life. Maybe try harder in your next life."

"You should thank him for accidentally blowing up the Earth, otherwise he wouldn't have had the chance to be reincarnated!"

At this moment, the cross-shaped ahoge on his head began to glow, and with his sarcastic remarks, his entire body was filled with sarcastic energy. He then stretched out his hands: "Come on! Conjure up the fastest mode of transportation!"

A golden light suddenly appeared in the sky, and then a rocket materialized out of thin air. The young man, curled up in the cockpit, exclaimed, "They actually materialized a rocket! This is too unbelievable!"

"Haha, just tell me if it's fast or not! And it seems that's true, it really is quite fast."

However, upon seeing this, everyone's lips twitched slightly! That world was as unscientific as ever; complaining could actually generate energy... and this energy could even create things out of thin air, which was simply outrageous.

[The young man, disregarding everything else, launched himself into the air, only to discover that the rocket was actually a giant firework, exploding in space and creating a series of dazzling fireworks.]

The young man floating in space was hit by a tram again, and several familiar figures were sitting inside! (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

"Oh, Master Little King Kong! What a coincidence?" Master Tai Er greeted the blond figure in front of him. Sitting in the seats next to him were Chihiro and Mu from *Spirited Away*!

"Who are you?!" Little King Kong asked, puzzled. When had he seen him before?

"Oh dear, sir, you really have a bad memory. Here's my business card, please accept it..." Master Tai Er pulled out a business card and handed it to Little King Kong, while the young man, after being hit, was struggling outside the window!

[Little King Kong reads aloud the contents of the business card: "The Supreme Master of Jinguang Cave on Qianyuan Mountain?!"]

"It's Master Taiyi!!" Master Taiyi immediately corrected Little Vajra's pronunciation.

"Am I seeing things...? Little King Kong is actually still alive, and he's even blond now?! Weren't the gloves destroyed too?"

Everyone rubbed their eyes in disbelief; they were right! But wasn't the glove's power destroyed? Why does it seem like Little King Kong's status is still quite high?

"Where's Xiaoqing? How is she? Is she with Xiaojingang?"

"Business cards?! He actually has business cards?! Is business development these days all about rolling them up like this?"

People imagine a scene where immortals meet and exchange business cards, and it feels strangely amusing! It can be down-to-earth, but it shouldn't be too absurd.

The World Under One Person

"Okay, this time they've already stitched together One Piece and Spirited Away right from the start... Now even Taiyi Zhenren has appeared, so will Nezha be next?" Zhang Chulan suddenly thought that since Nuwa existed in that world, it seemed that it wasn't impossible for Nezha to exist as well!

After all, even Taiyi Zhenren has come out to fight, maybe it's to lure out his disciple Nezha!

100,000 Cold Jokes World

"Daddy, Daddy! Look, it's Master! Master is on TV!" On the banks of the Qiantang River, Nezha lay in the sand and excitedly shouted to Li Jing, who was not far away.

"I know... Sigh!" Li Jing sighed quietly. When will Nezha's personality be as masculine as his physique?

"Oh my, not bad at all. I didn't expect to meet the Time and Space Administrator by such a coincidence." Tai 2 Zhenren didn't think too much about it, he just felt it was a bit of a coincidence, after all, the Time and Space Administrator, Little Vajra, was indeed hard to come by.

"Which dimension are those seven people heading to for official business?" Master Taiyi began exchanging pleasantries with Little Vajra.

"I'm on vacation, what about you?!" Little King Kong answered and then casually asked.

"I'm going to take on an apprentice."

"Could it be that Little King Kong can now travel through time at will?! And it seems this has become Little King Kong's job, and he even has time to take vacations..."

Everyone was stunned when they saw this. Not only did Little King Kong not die, but it seemed that he had also benefited from the misfortune and retained his superpowers, and could even travel through time and space at will!

Moreover, judging from the respectful greeting from Master Taiyi, Little Vajra's current position seems to be quite high.

Prequel to the Lotus Lantern

"Going to take on a disciple?!" Nezha, with his baby face full of doubt, asked, "Does Master mean he's going to the Qiantang River in another world to take me as his disciple?!"

"Why does the way my master speaks in that world seem a bit strange, like he's not very serious?"

After learning that there seemed to be beings like himself in that world, Nezha became very curious: what would he look like in that world? Would he be powerful?

Chapter 221: I had a lot of work but no commission; while others were on vacation, I was working overtime.

[The scene shifts, and when the young man awakens again, he finds himself in a strange space. The entire space is blue, with distorted hourglasses floating everywhere, as if even the space itself is warped!]

"Where am I?" The young man remembered being hit by a tram and falling into a shipping container where he had fallen unconscious.

"This is the end of time and space, the Gorge of Time!!...The Gorge of Time...Gate!!" A voice with an accent resounded from all directions, even echoing back.

The end of time and space?! Well, now another scientific puzzle has been solved. We no longer need to worry about whether time and space have an end; it's right here, isn't it? Between the Gorges of Time… Whether you believe it or not is another matter entirely.

"Stop pretending, your accent is as distinct and outstanding as a black firefly! I knew it was you the moment I heard it, God!"

"Now I've learned something new. Even the echo can be created by myself. But! It seems that the God of Heaven has fallen on hard times after losing his memory. He even has to pretend to be something he's not."

Everyone was speechless. Your accent has completely robbed you of that old boss aura! Stop pretending to be so profound. Even if you had an echo, it wouldn't help; you exude no authority whatsoever.

"I am Time Chicken!...Light Chicken...Chicken!!" The voice still echoed, but it seemed to come from nowhere.

"A time machine?! A time machine that can travel through time!" The young man was clearly stunned for a moment, then became excited again: "Yes! I just accidentally said something wrong before, if we had a time machine we could correct it, right!"

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