"Uh... I think you're getting ahead of yourself. I mean, is it possible that Ra is talking about a time chicken... instead of a time machine?!"
"It's not the boy's fault. After all, the name of this place is so grand, Time Gorge! Plus, with the accent of the Time Chicken, it's normal to mishear it."
People from other worlds could almost picture the utterly devastated expression on the young man's face when he realized he had misheard!
In the world of Scissor Seven, Scissor Seven begins to scrutinize Chicken Da Bao again, asking, "Da Bao! Do you chickens not have fully developed your vocal organs, which is why you all have accents when you speak?!"
Chicken Da Bao ignored him and kicked him into the wall. Isn't that obvious? Have you ever seen a chicken that can talk?
"Soeasy...asys...y"
The boy's innate ability to make sarcastic remarks made him unable to resist shouting, "Are you a time machine, a repeating machine, or a learning machine?! Let me travel through time!"
"Mortal, this is not a place for you... this place... this place!" Time Chicken kept repeating itself, leaving the young man speechless and his face full of black lines.
The young man then walked forward, listening to the repeated sound. He reached out and pressed his hand against the wall, finding that he could touch it. Turning his head to look at the upper left corner, he noticed that something resembling wallpaper was not properly attached.
The young man was filled with confusion. Wasn't this the Gorge of Time?! How could there be something like this? He then looked around and, upon noticing something resembling a doorknob, froze, exclaiming, "Huh?!"
The people from other worlds who witnessed this scene all wore the same expression! So, all that lofty talk from Time Chicken, even going so far as to create its own echo, was just a facade for the so-called end of time and space?!
"Those were just wallpapers! I was filled with awe just now, and now they're just bullying an honest person like me."
Many people are now regretting their earlier belief that the Gorge of Time was shrouded in mystery! I shouldn't have believed him; what's so mysterious about it? I'll just go home, buy some wallpaper, and put it in my room. I'll have plenty of time to look at it myself.
[Watching the young man walk towards the doorknob, the Time Chicken's voice sounded somewhat anxious: "Mortal, don't act recklessly... don't act recklessly... come on!!"]
Hearing the recurring sound, the young man froze after pulling the doorknob. It seemed to be a room, with banners and photos hanging on the walls, and a fat chicken sitting on a computer screen, staring blankly at him.
"Meow?!" After staring at each other for a long time, Time Chicken immediately made a beckoning cat gesture, trying to fool the other person.
The young man bluntly exposed his clumsy performance: "Stop pretending... I know you said those things just now. By the way, that's not how a rooster crows."
[The Time Chicken landed on the ground, striking a very sad pose: "I was actually discovered. I thought my disguise was flawless."]
"How low is the resolution of your mirror?" Anyone with eyesight can see it, okay.
[Time Chicken turns its head: "Tch!"]
When the people from other worlds saw the current state of Time Chicken, they had only one thought in their minds! It's over, it's completely ruined! Look at that beer belly, it looks like it's been pregnant for several months! And look at how fat its comb has become!
The handsome god Laren from before is completely unrecognizable from Time Chicken. If you hadn't seen the previous video, you would have doubted whether it was the same chicken!
Super God Academy: Heroes Company
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible... How could the wise and learned god Ra become such a fat chicken?! He was so cute and adorable when he was little!" Qi Lin couldn't believe what she was seeing. In short, her idol had collapsed.
"Holy crap!! What on earth is this old headmaster feeding him? He's practically a ball of fat now."
Lena was equally dumbfounded. As a goddess, this was the first time she had ever seen someone eat their divine body like this; it was truly an eye-opener.
Ultra Beast Armor
“Little Fatty, why do I feel like he’s become so much like you?! And that cat-like pose he’s mimicking Thor, isn’t it?” Huo Linfei watched the video and poked Miao Tiaojun.
"Don't call me Fatty! Call me Slim Jun." Slim Jun retorted first, then gave Time Chicken's operation a zero score.
"This disguise is supposed to be flawless?! It's fine to fool others, but don't try to fool yourself. Anyone who isn't stupid or blind can see through it at a glance, okay?"
100,000 Cold Jokes World
"If things really develop as described in the video, maybe... we should find someone else to raise it." Zeus covered his face with his hand; the accent was one thing, but he really couldn't accept the little chubby chicken's physique. (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Now, even with his eyes closed, he can imagine a fleshy blob reaching out to block his way and shouting his name: "Zeus!!"
"Woof woof—" Thor barked at the screen twice, gesturing wildly with his hands! He meant he was imitating me.
"Hahaha...This is...la?!...Haha!"
But no one paid him any attention; Athena, Xiaoqing, and the others were all laughing so hard they were almost in tears. The Celestial God Ra had actually grown up to look like this, and with Time Chicken's strange Mandarin, they just couldn't hold back anymore.
Ra, one of the four great gods born at the beginning of the universe, has turned into this.
The young man ignored him, turning his head to look around: "Hey, where's the time machine? Where is it?"
He discovered it was just an ordinary office, with a sofa, a blackboard, and a computer, but no…time machine?!
Upon hearing this, Time Chicken stomped onto the chair with one claw, pointed to the nameplate around its neck that read "Time Chicken," and proudly declared, "Your dad is Time Chicken!"
"That's all the Time Chicken we have?! So time travel is all fake then?!" The young man's expression immediately crumbled, and he started to complain.
"This is because of the dialect. At least so far, what I'm saying is true. You just misunderstood."
"So you've turned into a domesticated chicken... with a Time Chicken tag around your neck, but why are you so proud?! Where is your dignity?"
It turns out that after being reincarnated, La was kept as a pet. No wonder she's so fat! But who kept her? The old headmaster shouldn't live that long. Could it be Little King Kong?
"No, time travel is really possible!" Time Chicken straightened his computer chair, saying earnestly, then jumped onto it and quickly tapped a few keys on the keyboard with his wings!
The canvas in front of them flipped over using advanced technology, revealing scenes from other worlds in the 810 universe.
"This is the time-space manager that Little King Kong uses to manage parallel worlds!"
The young man stared in astonishment at the scene on the screen, and sounds could be heard coming from within it.
"Master! Master! The lady has given birth!"
"After three years of pregnancy, she finally gave birth."
The young man pointed to the scene, recognizing it: "Three years pregnant?! This is the story of Nezha."
"Time travel is real?! I wonder if the world in the Time Manager is actually the world we live in?!"
After all, the last video already had such a wild idea—being able to travel through time isn't unreasonable, right? What kind of being has Little King Kong become? He can actually travel through time at will!
The Investiture of the Gods: A Son's Deep Love
"It's Nezha!! Why does this child always have to be pregnant for three years in every world?" Yin Shiniang's eyes were filled with tears. She wondered if Nezha was obedient in that world, and whether Jing Ge treated Nezha well.
The Nezha in this world has already suffered too much, and she really can't bear to see her children in other worlds go through the same suffering.
Then the young man pointed to a blond figure that seemed to appear in every world: "Where have I seen this person before?!"
"How could he not look familiar? He was on the tram that hit you, going on vacation! He even exchanged business cards with Master Taiyi."
Everyone exclaimed in disbelief, "What a perfect missed opportunity! If we had known, we would have just scrambled onto the tram and maybe the problem would have been solved."
[Time Chicken immediately jumped out, looking at the figure he was pointing to: "You mean Little King Kong? He's really powerful. This Time Rift is his territory."]
"So you're not in charge!" The young man glanced at him; after all that talk, you're just an employee.
[Time Chicken slumped to the ground, utterly dejected: "Are you kidding me? He's the director. I'm just his assistant."]
"I have a lot of work, but no commission. I work overtime while others are on vacation. I haven't finished paying off my mortgage, and I have to pay for my own insurance. But at least I don't have to pay for parking because I can't afford a car anyway, haha..."
Chapter 222 What a handsome and burly Nezha!
"Hahaha...wasn't this your wish before? To be an ordinary person, working overtime to pay off your mortgage and stuff like that. Now that your wish has come true, why are you making that face?!"
"Tears welled up in my eyes... Time Chicken's words are a microcosm of so many ordinary people, but what I'm more curious about is how much you earn, and how come you haven't even paid off your mortgage after working for so many years..."
Tsk tsk... Everyone who saw this scene shook their heads! You were once a main god! How did you end up like this? It's heartbreaking to hear and tearful to see.
"Alas, even a god of his generation has fallen on hard times!"
Could it be that he spent all his salary on food? Otherwise, how could he have gotten so fat?! And Little King Kong, who hates the gods the most, definitely gave Time Chicken a hard time. Time Chicken even had to buy his own insurance. What a heartless boss!
Assassin Scissor Seven World
"Look at this, this is what happens when you're just a lowly office worker. Ah Qi, let's quit selling offal! Let's become assassins! Flexible working hours, high income, buy a car in a year! Buy a house in three years!" Chicken Da Bao saw the miserable state of Time Chicken and immediately started making promises.
“But you said the same thing when you were selling offal before.” Ah Qi skillfully cut the offal, not fooled by Ji Da Bao’s flatbread.
"That's still better than now! Do you want to end up like him?!" Chicken Da Bao pointed at the Time Chicken on the screen while smoking a cigar. Wu Liuqi swallowed hard, as if what he said made a lot of sense.
In the world of "100,000 Cold Jokes," Ra's subordinates couldn't stand it any longer and cautiously said to the god Ra, "My lord... perhaps you could consider changing your wish?!"
Even the god Ra never imagined that life as a mortal would be so difficult. Indeed, there are some things you'll never know unless you experience them for yourself.
The young man stared speechlessly at the complaining Time Chicken, then looked at the screen: "Is this Newton?!"
[A foreign boy was sitting under a tree reading a book. Little King Kong, perched on an apple tree, was holding a durian. The boy was speechless: "Why a durian?! Newton would be crushed to death!"]
At this moment, Time Chicken's expression suddenly turned serious: "This person isn't Newton, it's Marton! If it had been an apple that fell, he would have proposed the law of universal gravitation a day earlier than Newton."
"This led to Steve Jobs releasing the iPhone ten days ahead of schedule, which could have triggered a global economic crisis."
"Young man! Do you understand the butterfly effect? Time cannot be altered arbitrarily. A small mistake in time can lead to unexpected changes."
Although Time Chicken's expression turned serious, he couldn't help but laugh when he saw his fat body.
"Time Chicken, look at your belly, you're almost a greasy middle-aged man... How come your hands haven't developed yet? Aren't they supposed to be a product of puberty?"
And Little King Kong, just how much do you love durian?! In the last video, you traded durian for a magic staff several times... Now, even when you're working in other dimensions, you still can't forget your beloved durian!
In the world of Super Beast Armed, Xuan Yizi, leaning on his cane, stepped forward and said: "What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again."
In his opinion, the impact of time travel was not as serious as the Time Chicken claimed. In their universe, everything was just a cycle!
The World Under One Person
"Since you like durian so much, why not just call yourself Durian?! They're all the same anyway." For Zhang Chulan, a modern man, he understood the butterfly effect that the Time Chicken was talking about.
The impact of time travel and altering history is essentially twofold: First, it could create entirely new parallel worlds. Second, it could be a historical inevitability, where the time traveled portion of history forms a closed loop and becomes part of history itself.
So when Little King Kong intervened in Marton's affairs, a completely new parallel world was actually created! While you are playing with time, time is also playing with you.
The young man picked his nose with his little finger, clearly not believing the Time Chicken's story!
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