"Really! Look!" The Time Chicken began manipulating the Time Manager, connecting the stories of Pinocchio and Snow White, with the Time Chicken replacing the Prince Charming to save Snow White and become her lover.
"Pinocchio and Snow White, hahaha!... A happy and fulfilling life." The culprit, Time Chicken, was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes; clearly, this wasn't the first time he'd done something like this.
[Then Time Chicken regained its serious expression and pointed at the Time Manager: "See? This is the consequence of arbitrarily modifying time."]
The young man's face darkened: "Then why did you still make those changes..."
[Time Chicken grinned comically and said nonchalantly, "As long as this machine is here, we can always change it back! As long as the boss doesn't find out."]
"The Prince Charming has turned into Pinocchio the White Horse, which is quite interesting, and definitely makes me want to keep watching...hehe!!"
"When there's no danger, that's when you're most dangerous... You were just talking about the consequences of making random changes, but you knowingly committed the same mistakes yourself! You don't need to give examples like this."
Looking at the Time Chicken with that expression, everyone could hardly imagine why the previously mature and composed Ra would become so unrestrained after reincarnation.
Moreover, judging from Time Chicken's tone, it seems this isn't the first time it's done something like this; it seems to have experience with it.
The Time Chicken in the world of 100,000 Cold Jokes was completely panicked: "This is it, we're doomed! The teacher has found out! I might even lose my job."
Who would have thought that I'd been secretly using this to pass the time all this time without any problems! Now, it's all been exposed at once.
Little did they know that Time Chicken had seen all of this, but seeing that he hadn't caused any trouble, he turned a blind eye.
"And one more thing," Time Chicken sneered, glancing furtively at the young man with a wicked expression that made him look like a villain to anyone who didn't know better.
"No need, I already have a general understanding." The young man quickly reached out to stop him, but the Time Chicken still operated it and pressed the button.
[On the screen of the time-space manager, the world of Nezha was displayed. Madam Li was lying on the bed, with a huge ball beside her. Li Jing happily pushed open the door and entered: "Wife, you've finally given birth after three years of pregnancy. Was it a boy or a girl?"] (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
After Li Jing finished speaking, he was stunned and silently drew the long sword hanging on the pillar: "Why did I give birth to a ball?!"
"Sir, spare the child! This isn't ours!" Madam Li rose directly from her sickbed, knelt on one knee, and caught the blade with her bare hands.
"Hahahaha...Will it be a boy or a girl?! This is probably the first time I've ever seen someone ask such a question. So, in your opinion, the only thing that can happen is having babies, right?"
"Madam Li, what skill! She was just lying in bed a moment ago, and in the blink of an eye she is in front of me, intercepting Li Jing's attack."
That being said, all the Nezhas in other worlds showed the same expression: anger... They hadn't done anything wrong, yet they were treated like this right after they were born.
"Tch..." Nezha from The Legend of Nezha showed a disgusted expression, recalling some unpleasant memories as well. Sure enough, no matter which world, fathers are all the same!
In the world of Nezha, the demon child kicked a pebble, turned his head away, and said nothing.
In the world of "Investiture of the Gods: A Son's Deep Love," Nezha has already started cursing loudly, and even the three-eyed boy Yang Jian beside him can't stop him.
"Daddy!!" A clear voice called out from behind, and Li Jing immediately turned around happily.
[A handsome young man with delicate features appeared behind them, his hair tied in double buns. His bright eyes and innocent smile made everyone who saw him want to say, "What a handsome young man!"]
The Legend of Nezha: Prequel World
"This looks quite like the Nezha brothers. It seems that no matter which world it is, there are still some things in common." Yang Jian, who was at the mouth of the Guan River, shook his fan. Perhaps because he was just born, he looked as young as the Nezha brothers.
"Not bad looking at all." Nezha himself muttered to himself, quite agreeing, as he did indeed look quite similar to him.
Madam Li from the Demon Child World hugged Nezha in front of her, saying that Nezha could have grown up like this, but unfortunately... sigh!
[After Nezha was fully revealed, Li Jing was stunned, speechless to the point that blood began to flow from his seven orifices!]
Beneath his delicate head stood a massive body and muscles disproportionate to his appearance, now striking a muscular pose: "This look is quite refreshing."
"It looks refreshing, but something seems off! Except for the head, the lower body looks completely different, and it looks like it just came out of the gym!"
"And the software and hardware are completely mismatched! Her voice is so gentle, but her figure... really... is simply indescribable."
The people from other worlds who witnessed this scene couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood. This Nezha's accessories must be a mistake! Those exaggerated muscles are completely incompatible with that head!
Even Yang Jian in the prequel world of Lotus Lantern was stunned, completely unaware that his fan had fallen to the ground! He was staring blankly at the screen, wondering, "What kind of monster is this?! Where is my handsome Nezha brother?!"
Mrs. Li from the world of Nezha suddenly felt somewhat fortunate, as if Nezha was doing quite well... It can only be said that it was all thanks to his teammates.
"It's over... I can't even imagine what Nezha, the Third Prince, originally looked like!" The worldviews of everyone in the Under One Person world have completely collapsed (money is good) and they can hardly bear to look at Nezha's image!
Speechless, everyone exclaimed, "Whose child is born with such a muscular physique?!" It seems the cartoons we watched as kids were too conservative; this is the real image.
What a handsome and robust Nezha! It's hard to imagine that these two words could be used in the same context.
"Monster, take this!" Li Jing spat out a mouthful of blood, then swung his sword, only to have Nezha catch the blade bare-handed, rendering him unable to move!
"Daddy! I'm not a monster."
Li Jing tried to draw his sword, but it remained unmoved: "Shut up! No child is born knowing how to catch a blade bare-handed!"
Nezha looked somewhat aggrieved: "Daddy, catching a blade bare-handed isn't my skill, it's just that your character is set up so that I can catch blades bare-handed 100% of the time!"
"Well... another rule-based ability! It's as outrageous as a river god. I was just thinking that Madam Li was very skilled! Turns out it's all your fault."
"Doesn't that mean this move has absolutely no offensive power?! Anyone who gets hit can take it, so what's the point?!"
Although everyone was somewhat shocked by this divine technique of causality, they didn't seem to find it particularly special! On the contrary, they felt it was somewhat useless.
If someone can catch a blade barehanded 0% of the time, doesn't that mean that no matter how skilled Li Jing is at swordsmanship, it's useless since he'll catch it anyway? The lethality is practically zero.
Clearly, the people in other worlds have not yet realized the terrifying nature of this move.
Chapter 223 The Current Situation of the Southern God Ra!
The culprit behind all this, Time Chicken, was laughing so hard he was lying on the ground, tears streaming down his face: "Oh hahaha... How refreshing! I caught a blade barehanded 100% of the time."
"See that?! The consequences are serious, aren't they? Hahahaha...!!" While laughing maniacally, Time Chicken didn't forget its purpose, reminding the young man.
The young man said irritably, "You just wanted to play this game yourself."
"So, I can also use this machine to correct my previous mistakes."
Upon hearing this, Time Chicken picked its nose, giving him a look that said, "How could you do this?!" "Ha... How can you just use such a powerful machine like this?"
"What were you doing just now?!" the young man retorted. Weren't you just playing around?
"Hahahaha... Time Chicken, please stop! Stop ruining Nezha's image! So this is how Nezha turned out, and it turns out you were behind all of this."
"You keep saying you can't use it recklessly, but you seem to be having a lot of fun with Time Chicken... Is this what you call not being able to use it recklessly?! You're practically doing everything recklessly together."
Snow White and Pinocchio are mixed up, Nezha has become Barbie Kong, and a small change to Time Chicken has caused the timeline to veer off to who-knows-where.
Everyone stared at the Time Chicken, speechless. Its reincarnated personality was more than just unrestrained; it was like a wild horse let loose! Now, everyone was even more curious about how it would use this machine to restore the timeline to normal.
"You're 813 years younger than me, it's not your place to lecture me!" Time Chicken regained his composure, putting his hands behind his back and his expression turning serious again, though his obese belly was rather distracting!
[Time Chicken reaches out and touches the scar on its face: "Do you know the origin of this scar? Back then, when Pangu separated heaven and earth..."]
The whole world knows where your scar is—you were chopped off by Zeus, weren't you?! Is it really necessary to make it sound so grand?! And what does Pangu creating the world have to do with your scar? Are you just bragging...?
Upon realizing this, everyone remembered that although Time Chicken was the reincarnation of Ra, he had lost his memory... How could he know Scar's origins? It turned out he really was just bragging!
"I can only say that you are truly a master of Time Chicken. You can talk nonsense with such a straight face. Judging from his appearance, he might even believe it himself."
"This was clearly done by your buddy Zeus... Does that mean damage inflicted by the gods is permanent?"
100,000 Cold Jokes World
"Was Ra like this when she was little?!" Zeus covered his face, unable to bear the sight. Because of the passage of time, he could barely remember what Ra's personality was like...
"This is still a child?! Didn't you see his beer belly? It's probably bigger than yours." Northern God Hong Qigong was unhappy. He's clearly grown up! Where did this "childhood" come from? This is definitely the personality of a middle-aged man. Time Chicken has clearly grown up badly.
"I have absolutely no interest. Anyway, do you want my help or not?" The young man interrupted Time Chicken without any politeness; it was obvious he was just bragging.
"No, that would get them docked pay. They're just a low-level employee; they don't get commission for doing a lot of work..." Time Chicken started complaining again.
"Help you?! Who's going to help me? Oh, right, who are you?!" Time Chicken realized he didn't know the young man at all.
"Time Chicken, can you be any more oblivious?! You've talked so much with him, and you even demonstrated how to use the Time Manager, and you still don't know who he is?!"
"I was just thinking I was going to help him save the destroyed Earth. It's like going on a hotel date, taking your pants off, and then asking the woman, 'Who are you?!'"
People from other worlds started slamming their fists on the table and complaining. They'd been waiting for ages, thinking the chicken knew him. Turns out Time Chicken didn't know who he was?! And then why did you tell him so much?
No wonder you're still paying off your mortgage after all these years, Time Chicken! Little King Kong must have been docking all your salary! Having a subordinate like you is truly Little King Kong's misfortune…
"Beep beep—" At this moment, the time-space manager suddenly turned bright red, an alarm sounded, and a wanted poster for the young man was displayed.
"Attention all units: The world-destroying demon king has escaped from the transit station. Please report any sightings immediately. For your personal safety, please do not contact him."
[The Time Chicken turned its head and saw this scene. It covered its mouth with its hand, tears welling up in its eyes, and its whole body trembled. Mechanically, it turned around and said, "I suddenly really want to eat chicken wings... How about we order some takeout?"]
"Aren't you just like Original Recipe Chicken yourself?!"
[Time Chicken immediately knelt down on the ground, prostrating himself in a cowardly manner: "Spare me, hero! Please let me go!! I'm actually severely nearsighted; I couldn't see you clearly at all."] (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
[Time Chicken lay on the ground, covering its eyes with its hands, and turned away to indicate that it hadn't seen anything.]
Time Chicken, what can I say to you? ...You only said you wanted to be a mortal! But there's really no need to surpass mortals, is it necessary to be so adept at begging for mercy?!
You've practically squandered all the prestige you built up in your past life. Remember that last video where you yelled "I'm the Southern God La!!"? That was so exciting! And look at this cowardly chicken now, clutching its head and begging for mercy…
They're clearly the same chicken, so why is there such a huge difference? It didn't learn the bravery and fearlessness of pulling, but it certainly mastered the art of kneeling and begging for mercy!
"A hero?! I'm not one yet, but with just a few tweaks, I can save the world." The young man clenched his fist, his resolve to save the world solidified.
"No way! I'll really get my wages docked, and I might even lose my job! There's no commission for all the work...!" Time Chicken, still clutching its head in its hands, lay on the ground with its eyes closed in fear, still complaining!
"But I just saw you messing around!" the young man threatened bluntly, then crossed his arms and began to tempt him: "But if you make a big contribution, you might get a promotion and a raise."
Upon hearing about the raise, Time Chicken, who was lying on the ground, began to shine with excitement. Then, as if it were all for the sake of the world, it patted its chest and said, "Hey, I don't care! It's just that you're young, and it's fate that we met today."
"Right?! We're brothers, this is a once-in-a-lifetime relationship. If I don't help you, who will?" Time Chicken, we're brothers, no need to be polite with me, but at this moment, his eyes had turned to look at money!
The young man turned completely white, staring speechlessly at the Time Chicken!
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