"Brother, how do you want to change it?" Time Chicken looked at the young man with a fawning expression.
"That's it! Help me remove that line." The young man pointed to the screen displayed by the time-space manager. If he removed that line, the Earth wouldn't explode.
"Sure, sure!" Time Chicken said, with an attitude of "Do whatever you want."
"This is the current state of the Southern God Ra... Oh Ra, you are the chief god. You change your mind faster than flipping through a book, you are just like Little King Kong."
"In the end, he was blinded by money. Look at what the dean has done to La! His eyes lit up at the mention of a raise."
"Dude! This is so rude! You've lost your memory, not changed into a different person! Could it be that Little King Kong has logged into your account? Have you no shame?!"
Is this the current state of the Southern God Ra?! One second he's on the ground begging for mercy, but the moment he hears about a promotion and a raise, he immediately starts calling him brother, acting like they're best buddies.
And you're pretending it's all for the brothers! But stop pretending, you're such a money-grubber... the money symbols in your eyes have already betrayed you, you're just greedy for money!!
Hey, did Little King Kong teach you this when you grow up? Your ability to change your mind based on the wind is exactly the same as Little King Kong's!
Chapter 224 My son, Li's son, I will teach myself!
After the young man pressed the button to say goodbye to the Time Chicken, things unfolded as he had predicted. He returned to Earth and became a great hero who saved the world! To commemorate his heroic act of saving the world, people erected a statue in his honor.
Meanwhile, within the Time Rift on the other side, unbeknownst to them, the entire operation had been witnessed by the bird-like creature, now the size of a fly: "Hahaha! Foolish human, you're celebrating too soon."
The tiny, fly-sized bird-like creature landed on the time-space manager, letting out its signature villainous laugh: "I saw everything that chicken was doing, and I told you I'd get my revenge! Hehehe!!"
"Smack!—"
"Where did this fly come from?!" The Bird King, who was laughing maniacally, was immediately flattened by Time Chicken with a fly swatter, and then swatted a few more times.
"Enough! Stop hitting me! I'm not a fly!" The King of the Netherworld angrily smashed the fly swatter. "Just because I'm not showing my power doesn't mean I'm...!"
"Pfft—!"
[This time, Time Chicken pulled out insecticide and sprayed it without any hesitation, causing the bird king to cough incessantly: "Cough cough... Enough, I already told you I'm not a fly, you flightless poultry."]
The word "poultry" completely enraged Time Chicken. The insecticide in his hand had already been moved aside, and his face darkened: "You can say I can't fly, fine! But your dad grew up on the grasslands. When thirsty, I drank dew; when hungry, I ate grasshoppers."
"Poultry?!" Time Chicken spread its wings and roared to the sky, "Not all chickens are Time Chickens!"
Upon hearing what the Time Chicken said, the expressions of the people from other worlds became quite subtle. In a sense, what the Time Chicken said was the truth.
He did grow up on the grasslands, but in a grassland orphanage! He did eat grasshoppers, but roasted grasshoppers as a snack. At the end of the last video, he was happily eating a skewer in each hand; it didn't seem as difficult as he described…
“Indeed, not all chickens are called Time Chicken. You fell down with a thud, and your real name is Time Bangji… not Time Chicken! That's the name the old headmaster gave you.”
"Poultry?! You've got some nerve. You should know you're insulting the Southern God! Luckily, he doesn't have the memories of the Heavenly God, or he would have beaten you to a pulp."
What a once mighty god, Ra! has fallen so low, treated like a chicken on a flat plain and bullied by flies... He's been reduced to a mere domestic animal and has finally fallen on hard times!
"Is it really that bad? These roasted grasshoppers are quite delicious." Shi Hao from Perfect World was currently eating roasted grasshoppers with his mouth full of oil. Ever since he saw Time Chicken enjoying them so much at the end of the last video, he couldn't resist trying them!
"This Time Chicken is so funny, and its accent is hilarious! I really want to raise one too." It can chat and relieve boredom, and it can also serve as backup food in critical moments. It's truly an essential for going out on adventures!
Fox Spirit Matchmaker World
"So what?! At least you have meat to eat, while I can only eat grass!" Bai Yuechu crossed his arms, looking proud. Because of poverty, he and Hu Weisheng sometimes had nothing to eat but grass, which he found quite delicious.
"What's there to be proud of?!" Tu Shan Rongrong looked at Bai Yuechu with some embarrassment, really not understanding what he had to be proud of when he was so poor that he was eating grass. In a sense, Bai Yuechu was really strong, as he hadn't starved to death.
"I poke...I poke...!!!" Time Chicken angrily chased after the Bird King with its beak, poking him repeatedly, unaware that it was only poking the Time Manager!
The world the young man inhabited had also undergone a tremendous change. People and objects from different times and spaces began to intertwine in this world. The young man stared blankly at the wormholes that appeared in the sky, from which people and objects would occasionally emerge!
"Nezha, what trouble have you gotten yourself into now, you unfilial son?" Li Jing, who was drinking tea at home, felt the tremor and angrily pushed open the door to investigate, only to be stunned!
"Holy crap!!" A gigantic dragon flew across the sky, surrounded by skyscrapers, with the Eiffel Tower standing right next to it.
Many people were still fleeing for their lives in the street when a person dressed like Luffy grabbed a long-nosed person in front of them: "Where are you going? Didn't we agree to be partners?"
"I told you you've mistaken me for someone else," Pinocchio said impatiently, shaking him off.
"Wow!! As expected of Luffy, his face blindness is incredible! So Usopp is Pinocchio, this is truly an eye-opener."
"Since Pinocchio is here, it means that the timelines of Snow White and Pinocchio have also been merged together, creating a hodgepodge!"
Time Chicken has really messed up this time! If this isn't handled properly, forget about ever getting a raise; he might even get fired.
The extent of this spatial distortion was astonishing, as ancient and modern settings were mixed together! They were somewhat worried that all the worlds might eventually merge together!
"Warning, warning!! System overload." The Time-Space Manager had sounded a red alert; the recent actions had directly overloaded it.
"I haven't done anything yet, and the world is almost destroyed. Are you going to arrest me or help me?" The King of the Netherworld was panting heavily, but still somewhat smug.
"You damn fly, trying to provoke me! Your dad knows how to shove! I'll poke..." He continued poking, his eyes red, until he accidentally poked a button, and then he froze, stunned.
"Self-destruct program confirmed!" As the camera zoomed out, it turned out that the time-space manager's screen was actually a tablet computer...
"Oh my god!!" Time Chicken covered its head in fright, then flapped its fat wings and darted into a teleportation tunnel emitting blue light, which then exploded.
In the boy's world, the cosmic terminal station also appeared here due to a spacetime anomaly, colliding with the moon and exploding together.
"Chaos, everything is in chaos..." The young man felt a sense of foreboding.
Upon seeing the full view of the Time-Space Manager, everyone exclaimed in surprise, "Isn't this just a tablet computer? It's quite sophisticated, it's even plugged in to charge!"
Such a grand and sophisticated name?! It's actually so down-to-earth! They thought a machine that could manage the world at will would be some kind of cutting-edge technology, but it turned out to be surprisingly simple and unpretentious.
And why would a machine that controls the spacetime of other worlds need such a dangerous self-destruct program?! What's the point? Does it think the universe isn't chaotic enough already?!
"It's all over now, the time-space manager has exploded. Even if Little King Kong has great abilities, he probably can't fix it."
100,000 Cold Jokes World
La, clutching her head in frustration, exclaimed, "Who invented this time-space manager?! Why does pressing the power button on the tablet cause it to self-destruct?!"
Such a dangerous program switch, just left there in plain sight, without even a protective cover or anything?! Aren't you afraid of accidentally pressing it?
La's subordinates exchanged bewildered glances. They really wanted to say, "It looks like something you invented, sir." After all, even the Time Chicken master said he could fix it… If it wasn't the inventor himself, who in their right mind could fix this thing?!
Considering the unreliable personality of the reincarnated Time Chicken, they felt that their guess was most likely correct, so they didn't say it aloud.
[The scene shifts, and the young man, relying on his吐槽 (tu cao, a form of witty commentary) energy, is constantly saving Earth from disaster. He then finds himself speechless, watching the scene unfold before him in an abandoned, unfinished building.]
"Come on, eat!" A young, white-haired witch held a red apple and forced Snow White to eat it.
The young man, speechless, pointed and smashed the apple, saying, "Did you have to use a poisoned apple to kill Snow White? Are you an Apple fanboy?"
"This witch really has professional ethics. I admire her, I really admire her!"
Everyone who witnessed this scene had to say to the witch... how meticulous! Even at a time like this, she still didn't forget the poisoned apple; truly dedicated.
Seeing that someone had ruined her plans, the witch simply flew up on her broom, snapped her fingers, and instantly a group of old witches appeared and surrounded them.
The young man, still wary of using energy attacks due to his previous complaints about the uncontrolled energy, could only lower his hand and say, "No!"
"Hahaha...I thought you were so powerful." The witch mocked mercilessly, only to be swatted away by a long nose.
"Sniper King!" The young man immediately turned around, but Pinocchio pulled his nose back and corrected him, "No, it's Pinocchio!"
"Pinocchio!!" Snow White and Pinocchio immediately hugged each other, and a large heart appeared around them. "Snow White!!"
"They actually used this characteristic to attack!" The young man exclaimed in surprise.
"Usopp must be crying in the bathroom, that long nose is just too awesome! How many more people will actually mistake it for something else?!"
"Hahaha... I never thought that Pinocchio's nose would grow longer when he lies would actually become a weapon! But the problem is, isn't it growing a little too fast?!"
Everyone watching the scene of Pinocchio and Snow White falling in love felt utterly disgusted! Where did this absurd history come from? It's so outlandish!! Whether it's true or not, it's just plain outlandish.
The young man, his face darkening, stared at the Snow White and Pinocchio couple, who were practically showering each other with affection: "Please, just break them up already!"
The witch summoned a ball of fire: "Shut up! Don't give the Queen any orders, or you'll all go to hell!"
"Pinocchio, I know you're afraid of fire, but who told you to fall in love with Snow White..."
"Bang—" A loud noise suddenly came from behind, accompanied by a huge cloud of smoke. The witch was instantly furious. "Who's bothering me now?!"
"Daddy!"
After seeing Nezha's entire body clearly through the smoke, everyone present coughed up blood! Where did this man come from?!
"Sorry, I flattened you! I'll blow you back right now." Nezha seemed to realize he'd flattened someone, so he grabbed them, blew them up into a balloon, and then sent the rest of the witches flying!
"My witch coven!" The people present all stared at him in horror. Where did this monster come from?
"I think I used a little too much force!" Nezha said apologetically, making a cute gesture. If you ignored his physical movements, he actually looked quite adorable.
"What are you trying to do! You're just here to cause trouble!" the witch said angrily, summoning flames again. (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Don't hurt my son!!" Li Jing swung his sword, directly attracting the witch sitting on her broom, and caught the blade with his bare hands.
"Why, why did my body run over uncontrollably and catch the blade with my bare hands!" The witch knelt on one knee, causing (8) incident. [Saki Sago 6 caught the blade with both hands, his face full of confusion.]
“Madam, though my son is unruly, only I, Li, can discipline him. I hope you will consider his youth and accept any blame he may have suffered,” Li Jing said apologetically, while still extending his sword towards the witch who was kneeling before him, catching the blade.
"This doesn't look like an apology at all!" The witch struggled to maintain the pose, unable to separate her hands.
Li Jing sheathed his sword and said proudly, "Rest assured, my lady, I, Li, am 100% capable of catching a blade barehanded. I have never managed to cut anyone."
"You call me a rebellious son, but what you really mean is that I will raise my own child, and you don't need to interfere! If you have any problems, come at me."
"Li Jing: How dare you bully my son?! I may call him a rebellious son, but if you actually treat him like one, you're disrespecting me... Hahaha, Li Jing really spoils Nezha!"
Everyone stared blankly at Li Jing in front of them. He seemed quite different from the Li Jing in the myths they knew. Anyone with eyes could see that Li Jing was protecting Nezha.
According to the stories I know, was Li Jing really that good to Nezha?!
"Holy crap, I suddenly realized that this move is a really powerful control technique! Does that mean that as long as I swing my sword, I can interrupt any spellcasting?! The law of causality is truly invincible."
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