"The general truly lives up to his reputation; his combat prowess is off the charts!"
The Investiture of the Gods: A Son's Deep Love
Seeing this, Li Jing looked at his other self with a mixture of disappointment and frustration, and snorted coldly, "Hmph! This monster should be left to fend for itself. Why bother with it?"
With a doll-like face but an exaggeratedly muscular body, this kid is clearly no ordinary person; I wish I could get rid of him as soon as possible.
Meanwhile, Nezha, witnessing this scene, was also filled with disbelief, thinking of his own experience: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible... How could Li Jing protect him?!"
Prequel to the Lotus Lantern
"How wonderful! Nezha...!" At this moment, Nezha looked at himself in another world on the screen with some envy. His father's love... was something he could never get in this life.
The blatant favoritism shown by Li Jing in another world filled him with envy; it seemed... not all fathers in every world were so detestable.
Chapter 225 It's just a broom, I, Li, can afford to pay for it!
"You're all in cahoots, trying to outnumber me?!" Seeing this, the Queen Witch didn't hesitate. She put her hand to her mouth and whistled, and more and more witches appeared in the air on broomsticks, surrounding the entire unfinished building!
"This is what happens when you anger me!" The Queen Witch became smug upon seeing this, and then gave the order: "You deal with the others, leave Snow White to me."
As soon as she finished speaking, the Queen Witch reached out to summon her beloved broom, but when nothing happened, she paused, then saw the broom broken in two at Nezha's feet!
"My broom!! My designer broom!" The Queen Witch burst into tears, her hands bursting into flames once more!
"You unfilial son! You've caused me trouble again!" Seeing the situation was turning bad, Li Jing immediately turned around and scolded Nezha again.
[Nezha, holding the broken broom, looked quite aggrieved and said, "I didn't mean to."]
"In the end, I guess I'm just out of touch with the times. These days, even a broom can be a brand name... Speaking of which, how many witches did they call over? They must have emptied out an entire nursing home!"
"He kept saying 'rebellious son, rebellious son!' but he didn't intend to punish Nezha at all. In the past, loving mothers often spoiled their 'nine-four-three' sons. I didn't expect that this saying would also apply to Li Jing."
This might be the most doting Li Jing they've ever seen on Nezha... Well, on second thought! It seems they haven't seen many like him, only heard of them, but never actually met one.
"Madam, please calm down. I can easily afford to compensate you for a broom." Li Jing quickly put on a smile and apologized. What's the big deal about a broom, no matter how expensive? He'd just pay her back.
"LV, oh my god!!" The Queen witch clenched her fists in anger, her hands crushing the flames into smoke.
Upon hearing this, Li Jing remained silent for a moment. It seemed that the silver he carried was indeed not enough to pay the damages, so he decisively raised his sword and slashed backward, shouting, "You unfilial son, take this!"
Then, without thinking, the Queen Witch came over and knelt down to receive the sword! The young man, always quick to complain, couldn't help but ask, "Why are you still attacking her?"
Even the Queen Witch looked puzzled, even a little aggrieved: "Yeah! Why are you still cutting me down?"
"Uh...it was a mistake, purely a mistake! I, Li Jing, have never actually managed to catch a blade barehanded," Li Jing quickly apologized, then added with renewed pride.
"Hahaha... General Li definitely can't afford to pay for it. That act of pretending to hit the child was definitely for the witch's benefit! Parents often do this when their children get into trouble."
"So, LV existed since the Shang Dynasty?!" General Li was clearly stunned upon hearing this, which is why he was only pretending. He didn't expect to forget the power of his swordsmanship again, and ended up dragging the witch over to kneel and receive his blade!
Li Jing's quick thinking amused everyone in the other worlds, and this move, which was almost certainly a 100% chance of catching a blade barehanded, might even be a targeted skill.
He clearly slashed at Nezha, and Nezha was the closest to him! But it was the witch who came to take the sword. No one would believe he didn't do it on purpose! Who would have thought that Li Jing, with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, was actually quite cunning.
The World Under One Person
"It's just an LV, I can afford it! It's a pity that the Time Manager explosion didn't sweep our timeline along with it, otherwise I would have compensated for General Li." The multi-talented Wang Ye said without any politeness. If you ignore his figure, Nezha is actually quite cute, and his personality is also quite good. No wonder General Li has shown favoritism to him many times.
Zhang Chulan, on the other side, put down his phone: "I just searched it, it's definitely a pirated copy!"
The broom that LV released back then, isn't that from a bag brand?! But judging from the witch's angry look, she must have spent a lot of money to buy it.
Seeing this scene, Yin Shiniang from the world of Investiture of the Gods felt a strange sense of unease. She wondered why Jing-ge (Nezha's son) resembled Nezha's mother even more than she, as his mother, did!
Speaking of which, what about Nezha's mother in that world?! I think I only met her once. Could it be that Nezha in that world was raised by Li Jing?!
"However, seeing how happily Nezha calls Li Jing 'Daddy' every time, it seems he's being taken care of very well!"
"I'll make sure you can never use a sword again!" The Queen Witch could no longer suppress her rage. "Are you making a fool of me?!" A red light emanated from her hand gripping the longsword, gradually covering the blade!
Li Jing was astonished upon seeing this and exclaimed sharply, "What kind of sorcery is this?!"
"That's a Five Fireballs spell!" Pinocchio lied, then his nose instantly grew longer, sending the witch flying.
Pinocchio retracted his long nose and huddled with the others, hurriedly saying, "Let's run! We can't beat them!"
"That's the truth, you've angered me. You even broke my most beloved broom. I'm going to bury you all here!" The Queen Witch was furious and immediately ordered the surrounding witches, "Demolish!!!"
The witches transformed into black smoke and dismantled the pillars of the unfinished building one by one. Then, one of the witches summoned a bunch of brooms of different styles: "Goodbye, Snow White. Which broom should I sit on next?"
As the Queen and Witch flew through the air, the entire unfinished building collapsed with a roar, burying the young man, Snow White, and the others under the rubble amidst screams!
"Your Majesty, where are we going next?"
"Oh right, we still don't know where we are! We also don't know if there's a magic broom shop here!" Then the Queen, the Witch, and the others left the area.
"I get it!! These witches are a demolition crew, they're here specifically to tear down this illegal building." (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"This empress is really rich! Where did she get so many brooms?! So, for you, brooms are just a disguised handbag?"
Upon seeing the witch planning to browse the magic broom shop, everyone's lips twitched inexplicably. So, you're as carefree as the Time Chicken?! After fighting for so long, you still don't know where you are.
I have to say, you really love Snow White. You can't help but chase after her and feed her the poisoned apple the moment you see her, didn't you even notice that the environment has changed? You two might as well just get together.
After they left, amidst the ruins, the young man put away his golden protective shield, which gradually turned into golden fragments and dissipated!
"Wow! Little stars, little stars!" Nezha chased after things like a lively little girl, then happily ran towards the young man, raising her hands: "Brother, you're so amazing! You made so many little stars!"
"Holy crap...! Nezha's running style is absolutely amazing! An angel's face and a devil's body."
This thing... is really cute?! Looking at Nezha's face, no one could bear to say anything harsh. If it were a different face, plus this action, they would definitely say it was an eyesore!
[The young man, seeing Nezha's exaggerated muscles, immediately raised his hands in defense without hesitation: "Troll Energy Defense!"]
A golden protective shield enveloped the young man, but the moment Nezha embraced him, the shield cracked! It couldn't hold him back at all.
"My benefactor, be careful!!!" Li Jing immediately drew his sword, and at the critical moment, the young man was pulled over and knelt on one knee, catching the blade with his bare hands.
"Although you saved me, what's with this strange feeling?"
Li Jing became extremely proud when discussing sword techniques: "Rest assured, my benefactor! I have practiced swordsmanship for many years and have never killed anyone."
The young man said speechlessly, "How proud are you of this?"
Everyone who saw this was stunned. Nezha, you should have said so earlier if you had this strength! You didn't even need to run away just now; that group of witches wouldn't have been enough for you to fight by yourself.
The protective shield formed by the earth-destroying energy of your吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/criticism) couldn't even stop you from giving me a hug! Have you achieved some kind of physical sainthood?!
Moreover, judging from Li Jing's panicked appearance, he has probably been hugged by Nezha quite a few times. It has to be said that it is truly remarkable that General Li is still alive.
"General Li! Your skill is definitely targeted; you can choose whoever you want to take the hit. And you still say it wasn't intentional just now."
Remembering how the Queen and the Witch repeatedly knelt to catch the sword, it now seems like it was all Li Jing's doing! This move clearly allows him to control whoever he wants to catch it; it's practically the strongest hard-control technique ever!
Looking at the people who had appeared here due to a time-space distortion, the young man recalled the words of the Time Chicken: "Young man, the butterfly effect, do you understand? Time cannot be changed arbitrarily."
"It must be that chicken causing trouble again." The young man reached up and touched his face, realizing it was probably the Time Chicken's doing!
"A chicken?!" The crowd was puzzled.
The young man shrugged helplessly and said, "Yeah, a talking chicken."
"Ooooh!" Then the Time Chicken fell straight down from the sky and smashed into his face.
"Wow, she really knows how to talk!" everyone thought to themselves.
"It hurts so much! It really is you!" The young man rubbed his swollen face.
"Hey, hey, hey... what kind of attitude is this? You wouldn't be where you are today without me!" Time Chicken replied bluntly, his face swollen.
"Pfft... Hahaha, I don't know why I want to laugh when I see Time Chicken. Even its entrance is so special. Plus, its bruised and swollen face and dialect, it's practically a walking joke."
"Young man, congratulations on guessing correctly. It really was Time Chicken's doing. Speak of the devil and he appears."
Everyone couldn't help but laugh when they saw the once invincible god, now transformed into this cheeky little chubby chicken. He'd caused such a mess; firing him was out of the question. They were just waiting for Little King Kong to find out and dock his pay!
P.S.: I just realized this, so I'd like to thank all the generous donors here.
Chapter 226: A strong sense of piracy hits you right now!
Upon meeting again, the Time Chicken and the young man immediately began shifting blame, each accusing the other of causing everything.
"Now you're blaming me?! If it weren't for you, Nezha wouldn't have become a muscle-bound Barbie!" Time Chicken stretched out its wings and pointed at Nezha beside it, indicating that it was all the boy's fault!
The young man, with an attitude of "What's it to me?", said, "You're the one who changed it! You turned Snow White and Pinocchio into a couple!"
As the argument between the two intensified, Li Jing, having overheard crucial information, silently drew his longsword and revealed a very kind smile.
"My benefactor, wait! You just mentioned Brother Long Nose and my son Nezha... Could you explain that in more detail, huh?!" Li Jing and the others' faces darkened, staring at the young man and the Time Chicken with long faces!
[Sensing the murderous gaze, Time Chicken broke out in a cold sweat, trembling all over, and silently retreated.]
"Hahaha, you're sweating buckets, aren't you, little bro? In the end, it's all your fault... but the key to all this is the Time Chicken!"
"I can feel General Li's murderous aura even through the screen, but don't be afraid, Time Chicken... Don't forget that General Li has practiced swordsmanship for many years and has never injured anyone, hahahaha!"
The people from other worlds had long anticipated that Time Chicken was unreliable; he was even more greedy than Little King Kong! The moment they heard about paying more, their attitude changed completely.
Moreover, given Time Chicken's current personality, it's inevitable that he'll cause trouble! Who told him to keep randomly pressing buttons on the incredibly important Time Manager? If you walk on the shore often enough, you're bound to get your shoes wet.
04 One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes World
"So Nezha turned out like this because of Time Chicken's mess?! If I ever see him, I'll turn him into an Orleans roast chicken!!" Li Jing was also speechless. It would be a lie to say he wasn't angry, after all, who would want their child to turn out like this?
Then, turning his gaze to Nezha, who was happily running around on the beach, Li Jing's anger vanished instantly. He sighed silently, "Oh well, let's just consider it as having a stronger child! My Li family is wealthy and powerful enough to raise him!"
[The Time Chicken arrived at the young man's side, while the Bird King, back at his spaceship base, continued to curse, "That damned poultry, how dare it humiliate this great king like that!"]
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