"We'll turn you into fried chicken, three-cup chicken! Bo Bo chicken, Spicy chicken, Kung Pao chicken... and immediately add you to McDonald's Happy Family Bucket! Order now and get a free Coke!!"
"Hey!! How can you talk like that?? Are you looking down on Guangdong's white-cut chicken? Add the white-cut chicken to the menu right now!"
"Really giving away Coke?! I don't believe it, unless you show me your V50 capabilities!"
Everyone stared at this godforsaken king with a black line on his face. Just how deep is your resentment towards Time Chicken?! In just a few short steps, you managed to explain how to cook the chicken.
And are you sure that last sentence isn't an advertisement?!
[The king of the bird-poop jumped onto the spaceship's control panel, activating the spaceship's artificial intelligence: "Birdvis!!!"]
"Welcome back, Your Majesty." The voice of the artificial intelligence bird, Birdvis, echoed within the spaceship: "Your physical body has been detected as exposed."
“That’s right!” The fly-sized, desolate king immediately issued the order: “Equip me with humanoid form immediately.”
[Then the Bird King looked at the humanoid mecha beside him, and Bird Weiss's voice continued: "Humanoid mecha preparation complete, ready for loading!"]
[As the "Bird-like King" entered the collective body via elevator, wearing a helmet and rapidly manipulating the screen with his hands, the camera zoomed out! It was discovered that the control panel was actually inside the mecha's tonsils.]
"Humanoid device activated, energy fluid discharged. 100% synchronization complete!"
[The Bird King, now in the humanoid device and transformed into an adult, immediately ordered upon emerging, "Birdvis! Equip me with the strongest armor."]
Several mechanical arms extended from his side, equipping him with a suit of red armor. The process felt strangely familiar; the arms had tires on either side, and the chest was shaped like a truck cab!
[The bird-poop king, now clad in armor, pointed and shouted: "Transform and roll out!!"]
Those who witnessed this scene coughed up blood, their faces darkening, and fell into an eerie silence. They were at a loss for words, unsure where to begin their critique; everything seemed to be something to criticize! Besides, a distinctly knock-off vibe permeated the air.
"This is... Iron Man piloting Optimus Prime from Pacific Rim, planning to defeat Thanos?! Does the composition have to be this complicated?!"
"It is indeed the strongest armor... The Pacific Rim armor with 100% synchronization rate, combined with Iron Man's artificial intelligence, and even Optimus Prime of the Autobots is not spared... How could it not be the strongest when all these are combined?!"
Tony Stark would definitely cry if he saw this! Jarvis has become Birdsworth... dressed exactly like Iron Man, you'd think you were watching a brand new Iron Man movie!
The key point is that they even copied the armor's appearance, turning it directly into the likeness of Optimus Prime from the Autobots. Is there anything you wouldn't dare to copy?!
The World Under One Person
Wang Ye covered his head with his hand, feeling an unbearable headache. "I can't take it anymore! My head is about to explode from watching this."
This blatant attempt to ride the wave of popularity is overwhelming. So you'll just add anything that's trending? Have you no shame?!
"And why isn't your control panel on your brain, but instead on your completely unrelated tonsils?!"
This is truly eye-opening! Is this what you call mind-blowing?! It's even deeper than a black hole.
Super Beast Armed World
"Wow!! This is so cool... But won't they get sued?" Miao Tiao Jun looked on with envy after seeing this scene. Mecha is a man's romance.
Who can resist the allure of Iron Man's armor combined with Optimus Prime's charm?! But isn't this combination a bit too complicated...? (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novels!)
It's like stacking buffs on a matryoshka doll, one set after another, it's dazzling to watch.
[Following the orders of the King of the Netherworld, his mecha began to transform, just like the Autobots, but... a bootleg is still a bootleg, and it failed to transform successfully.]
"Wait, wait, wait... I can't take it anymore!" The King of the Bird-in-the-Wife cried out, stopping the transformation halfway through.
[In the end, he switched back to the original silver-white armor. Birdy-faced and pooping generously raised his fist. "Excellent! My strength has returned."]
"Tch... I thought it could actually transform like a Transformer?! Turns out it's just a copy of the design."
The people from other worlds had just been looking on with anticipation, as they were actually quite eager to see what the transformed version would look like, but then their expressions turned to disappointment. As expected, a bootleg can never compare to the original.
[The scene shifts, and the young man on the other side explains the whole story: "So, Nezha was originally a normal-sized child, Pinocchio would have become human, and Snow White wouldn't have met him! Instead, she would have met Prince Charming."]
[Time Chicken, looking completely unconcerned, said: "Yeah, so you should apologize properly."]
"You come stand over here too! You're a main culprit too, okay?!" Seeing Time Chicken's attitude, the young man got angry!
"So that's how it is. My son was originally a normal child." Li Jing suddenly realized, pointing at Nezha.
[Time Chicken cowered behind the young man, looking utterly cowardly: "Isn't this better? We don't have to buy formula anymore. Besides, formula is unreliable these days; who knows, if we spend the money, it might end up like this again."]
"Time Chicken... While what you said makes a lot of sense, are you sure it's appropriate to say these things now?! He's still angry, isn't saying this just asking for a beating?"
Looking at this timid little chubby chick, the viewers of the video sighed helplessly. With such low emotional intelligence, it's really thanks to the old director that it was able to grow up safely.
"What is milk powder?!" Perhaps because Li Jing was good-natured, although he looked at Time Chicken with a black line on his face, he didn't do anything.
"You mean you changed our lives?! That's outrageous!" Snow White stepped forward.
"Outrageous?!" Although the time machine was pointing at the young man's thighs, it suddenly became self-righteous when facing Snow White: "Little girl, do you know who I am?"
"Do you know how I got my 587 scars? Back when Zeus defeated the Titans..."
The young man asked with some confusion, "Didn't you say before that Pangu created the world?"
"Which side are you on?" Time Chicken glanced at him.
"Time Chicken... stop bragging. The whole world knows about your scar's origins, except you. Haha!!"
100,000 Cold Jokes World
"Zeus, you're amazing! You can even fight Titans!" Nuwa opened the communication with Zeus, her face full of teasing.
Zeus was speechless. Looking at the boastful Time Chicken, he quickly said, "Hey! Don't drag me into your bragging! I'm not that awesome... Fighting Titans?! When did I ever fight him?"
The Titans were creator gods; I was nowhere to be found when they created the world. Don't drag me into this bragging! Next time, remember to draft your answer first and think it through before you speak.
Seeing the gazes cast upon him by the other major gods, Zeus knew he might not be able to face anyone for some time.
Seeing the dejected crowd, the young man quickly reassured them, "Don't worry, everyone. We still have a way. This was all caused by the Time-Space Manager. We can fix everything by using it just once more."
"Right?!" The young man turned to look at the Time Chicken.
"You banana guava!" The gloomy Time Chicken had sunk deep into darkness: "You're definitely going to lose your job now, and the mortgage isn't paid off... The bank won't listen to your explanations. What are you going to do? Live under a bridge on welfare, huh?"
"Hahaha... This Time Chicken is hilarious! Just how deep is his resentment towards the house?! The world is about to end and he's still obsessed with his mortgage."
"But you're right, the bank won't listen to your explanations. Default?! You'll be living under a bridge."
Everyone burst into laughter whenever they saw the Time Chicken! It's unexpected that after being reincarnated, La would become the comedic relief, still thinking about paying off his mortgage at a time like this.
What everyone was really curious about was where Time Chicken had bought his house! "Mortgage not paid off, insurance self-provided." This phrase had practically become his catchphrase.
Chapter 227 Max Level Blame-Shifting Time Chicken!
[As they were talking, Time Chicken itself froze, its eyes darting around as it secretly observed the young man and his companions. This caught the young man's attention, though!]
"What's wrong?!"】
[Time Chicken muttered softly, "The Time-Space Manager has self-destructed."]
The young man was completely flustered after hearing this, and exclaimed in frustration, "Why does this machine have a self-destruct function?! Why would it suddenly self-destruct?!"
Knowing he was in the wrong, Time Chicken weakly said, "Um... well... it's because it's operating under overload."
The young man, filled with confusion, turned to look at Nezha and the others behind him: "Overload?! I only changed my own fate, and there are only five of us including them!"
The time machine, its face covered in cold sweat, forced a smile and said, "You're only changing your own fate, but what about the billions of people at the cosmic terminal? They were all changed along with it, so the machine is overloaded."
"Really?!...It's all because of me." The young man began to feel guilty.
[Time Chicken, feeling somewhat guilty and ashamed of shifting blame, said: "I told you... with time, even a small mistake can lead to unexpected changes."]
"If you hadn't entered the Gorge of Time, none of this would have happened." The Time Chicken seemed to have fooled itself, its tone gradually becoming more assertive.
"That's why I said, why put such a dangerous button on such an important machine?!"
"Young man, don't listen to Time Chicken's nonsense. He's just trying to shift the blame... He clearly got a little carried away when he poked that godforsaken king. He was the one who pressed the self-destruct button."
"Young man, do you see this huge pot?! Time Chicken threw it at you!!"
Everyone watching was practically gritting their teeth. How could this little fat chicken have become so good at shirking responsibility?! Talking nonsense with a straight face, and he's getting more and more confident as he talks about it. Brother La! Pull yourself together, you're a god!
While some of the blame lies with the young men, the main culprit behind all this is you, Time Chicken!
The World Under One Person
"How does he manage to get more and more confident as he talks?! Anyone who didn't know better would think he was telling the truth." Zhang Chulan could almost see the Time Chicken placing a huge pot on the young man.
You can fool others, but don't fool yourself! You even became self-righteous while talking, completely disappearing the guilt and remorse you felt just moments before. This chicken is so shameless!! It makes up stories without even blushing.
100,000 Cold Jokes World
"I'm so ashamed I can't face anyone anymore." La hid in a dark corner, radiating a gloomy aura. Some people were still alive, but they were already dead.
Now, when he walks down the street and sees people whispering to each other, he subconsciously assumes they are talking about him... Even his subordinates occasionally advise him to change his wish and stop being a mortal!
"It's my fault again. I wanted to save the world." The young man believed the Time Chicken's lies and felt incredibly guilty, believing that he was responsible for everything.
"Roar! Well done!" Time Chicken crossed his arms and declared righteously, "Look at the terminal station in the sky. That's the beginning and the end of the universe, and there's a black hole in between."
"If he were to collide with Earth, not only this world, but the entire universe would be thrown into chaos."
"Isn't that just a wild idea...? And that wild idea was created by you using the power of the Creation Staff! In the end, it was you who came up with it."
"This blame-shifting is getting more and more skillful! One is willing to pass the buck, and the other is willing to accept it. I have to say, the difference between Time Chicken and La is really huge. This little fat chicken really makes me want to stir-fry it up and have it with my drinks."
Time Chicken's shamelessness has truly shocked everyone. It adheres to the principle that as long as it can shift the blame quickly enough, it won't have to take the blame.
"A small change...unexpected consequences." The young man was completely fooled and lost in confusion.
"Damn it!" Time Chicken said, hands behind his back. "It just so happens that all the big bosses are on vacation."
"I did think of one last way, but it's extremely difficult to implement."
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