"Haha, it seems we need to redefine the words 'extremely extreme'. The accent coming from Shiguangli's mouth is quite unique."
"So all the big bosses have gone on vacation. No wonder the Time Chicken is so unscrupulous! And who is the big boss the Time Machine is talking about?! Zeus and the others?! Or the newly appointed Athena, the river goddess?"
Everyone had a clear understanding of the Time Chicken's unbridled behavior in the Time Rift. It was like when we went to work and found that the boss and leaders were not there... we felt like we were the boss! We started to let loose.
No wonder Time Chicken is just a little assistant with a timid personality; how could it be messing around with the Time Manager like that! It turns out that when the tiger is away, the monkey becomes king.
"Okay, if it's my fault, I should take full responsibility. What should I do?" After hearing this, the young man began to pull himself together. No matter how difficult it was, he was determined to save the world.
"Find Little King Kong; he can restore everything to normal." Time Chicken suddenly deflated, as if recalling being criticized by Little King Kong.
"Just what kind of existence has Little King Kong become?! He can even restore this chaotic spacetime to its original state! This is something even the gods probably can't do, right?"
"Haha, Time Chicken, how scared are you of Little King Kong?! You wilted the moment Little King Kong was mentioned."
Everyone began to wonder what happened to Little King Kong, a mortal, when he was finally transformed into words? Not only was he resurrected, but he also seemed to have become a brand new god.
And judging from Time Chicken's frightened appearance, it seems Little King Kong has been deducting his wages quite often.
"Alright! Then I'll go find Little King Kong right now." The young man pointed confidently, eager to set off immediately.
"Little King Kong's vacation spot is in the Temple of Time and Space; you can only get there through the Gate of Time and Space," Time Chicken said listlessly.
The young man pointed again: "Alright, then I'll go find the Gate of Time and Space."
[The Time Chicken continued listlessly: "The portal to time and space can only appear after three time-space seals are broken!"]
The young man remained full of ambition. "Alright! I'll go break the seal now."
[The Time Chicken continued, "The spacetime seal must be broken by all three simultaneously."] (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
The young man was silent for a moment, then grabbed the Time Chicken by the neck and shook it repeatedly: "Can't you just say this important setting all at once? Squeezing it out little by little like toothpaste?"
"Haha... This is hilarious! Where did Time Chicken learn to talk like this? He keeps saying things like that, and he's completely ruined the young man's confidence."
"Something that could be said in a single sentence can be broken down into three sentences by this Time Chicken. That's really impressive!"
As the saying goes, "One effort is enough, but a second will be weaker, and a third will be exhausted." No wonder the young man wanted to strangle the Time Chicken! He had completely destroyed the confidence he had finally mustered!
Is Little King Kong really that hard to find?! Wasn't Little King Kong inside the tram when it crashed into space?! Just find a tram and take it to the last stop; maybe Little King Kong is there.
If all else fails, try contacting Nezha's master, Tai Er Zhenren. Didn't he exchange business cards with Xiao Jingang? Maybe a phone call will do the trick.
[Time Chicken ruthlessly grabbed the boy's head and pinched it back: "Anyway, you can't do it alone. It's pointless to talk about it!!"]
"These three seals must be broken simultaneously. If one is broken first, the other two will disappear."
Pinocchio stepped forward, wiping his nose, and said, "If I help you break the seal, I can become human, right?"
The young man immediately perked up: "Great! Now we have three people!"
[Time Chicken slapped the boy's hand away: "Take your hand away. Don't include me in this. I'm not going to such a dangerous place."]
"Can't you even show half the responsibility and commitment you had back then?! Why are you backing down so quickly?!"
Everyone's lips twitched at the sight. "Truly, you, Time Chicken, you chicken so easily!" they thought. But don't forget, you're the mastermind behind all this!
"I'll go!" Snow White's voice interrupted them.
Everyone was taken aback for a moment. Pinocchio lowered his head and said, "Snow White, this is my own business. You don't need to come with me on this adventure."
Snow White said softly, "There's no other way; all three seals must be broken at the same time. If this is Pipi's wish, then let me grant it for you."
"Daddy and I can help too!" Nezha said cheerfully.
After hearing this, Li Jing also stepped forward: "Since my son has spoken so, how can I stand idly by?"
"Given the depth of Snow White and Pinocchio's love, can you really bear to let everything go back to the way it was?!"
"Haha, Nezha looks quite cute. And General Li really dotes on Nezha; he won't stand idly by if Nezha wants to help."
Then everyone sighed helplessly, thinking of Time Chicken. "Sigh... Time Chicken, oh Time Chicken, look at Snow White! She's more responsible than you. She's not afraid of you, so why are you being such a coward? You've completely humiliated her."
Super Beast Armed World
"So it seems that Snow White and (Li Qian Zhao) Pinocchio isn't so bad after all?! We can ship them as a couple!" Miao Tiao Jun never expected that these two completely unrelated people would one day be shipped as a couple.
"Is that the point?! The point isn't Li Jing's attitude towards Nezha?! When have we ever seen these two have such a good relationship in TV dramas?" Huo Linfei was very surprised by Li Jing's attitude. He knew that in the TV dramas and stories they usually saw in their universe, the relationship between these two had never been good.
100,000 Cold Jokes
"Time Chicken!!" A sinister voice echoed through the Gorge of Time.
Upon hearing the sound, Time Chicken froze, trembling as it slowly turned around, then immediately hugged Little King Kong's leg and began to cry.
"Boss! Can you please stop making a fuss, Squid? I know I was wrong! I still have a mortgage to pay off, and if I lose my job, I'll be sleeping on the streets and under bridges..."
Little King Kong unceremoniously lifted the Time Chicken off his lap, staring at him with his eyes: "You're so good at shirking responsibility, aren't you?! You've caused such a huge mess, and you still don't want to take responsibility?! In short, you can forget about getting your salary this year!"
Upon hearing this, Time Chicken flapped its wings and hugged Little King Kong's leg again. Just when Little King Kong thought Time Chicken was not convinced, it was too late.
"Boss, I can deduct my salary, but could you lend me some money... to pay my mortgage and stuff?" Time Chicken cried so hard!
"..." Little King Kong fell silent. He really didn't want to connect the chubby chicken clinging to his leg with the boy from back then.
Chapter 228 The Soul Painter, the King of the Bird's Den!
Seeing that everyone had decided to go, Time Chicken had no choice but to go along. So it reminded the young man, "Young man, let me tell you! Unlocking all three seals simultaneously isn't an easy task."
At this point, the time machine solemnly raised its wings, "These three seals were originally three divine artifacts left on Earth by Little King Kong. Humanity waged war after war to seize these artifacts."
"We sealed the artifact to prevent it from happening again. The three sealed locations are filled with various traps and mechanisms; without my map, you would be lost inside."
"1, 2... 8!!" But everyone was clearly not taking it seriously; instead, they were all tilting their heads, counting how many fingers were raised on his wings. "How many is it?"
[Having finally made up his mind to go with them, but not a single person was listening attentively, Time Chicken flapped his wings angrily and shouted, "Your dad only has feathers, no fingers! Mention it again and I'll tear you apart!!!"]
"Hey bro, it's been so many years, and your puberty-related hands still haven't developed? You guess this is how it'll stay for the rest of your life."
"I understand!! Time Chickens have been raised like poultry, eating and being lazy every day, and they've gotten so fat that there's no need for them to evolve fingers, since they're completely useless."
Did Little King Kong actually possess a divine weapon?! And it seems to have quite powerful abilities, capable of instigating war after war among humanity! Could it be the power of a glove he left behind from before?!
100,000 Cold Jokes World
"Wow, Little King Kong! You've been hiding your true abilities all along, showing us your divine weapon!" Athena Thor and the others were very curious and crowded around.
As a mortal, Little King Kong has managed to roam the universe unharmed for so many years, which explains why he has a divine artifact by his side.
"Take out the things that always accompany you on adventures; they might be divine artifacts!" Athena pondered for a moment. Little King Kong was just a mortal; he might possess divine artifacts without even realizing it. Luckily, the gods were here! They would appraise them for him for free.
"Uh..." Faced with the expectant gazes of everyone, Little King Kong was a little at a loss. Where was he supposed to find the divine artifact to show them?
"That's all... that's all." Little King Kong could only take out all his belongings and put them on the table for them to see.
"Wallet... Rubik's Cube, and phone?! Little King Kong, are you serious?" Athena's lips twitched as she looked at the items on the table, wondering if Little King Kong was playing a trick on her... This isn't some kind of magical artifact! It's clearly the three essential items for a trip.
Little King Kong grabbed the things on the table and said irritably, "Hey! Don't underestimate them. I've been venturing into the universe for so many years! I take them with me every time I go out."
"Alright, alright, that's impressive, okay?" Athena read it aloud expressionlessly. She was so stupid to think that Little King Kong would have a divine artifact at this time. Given Little King Kong's personality, even if he did, he would have sold it for money long ago.
"Alright, alright, where's the map?" the young man quickly reached out to comfort Time Chicken.
[Time Chicken stormed off without turning around, replying, "The map isn't drawn in my head yet. I'm going to find paper and a pen now."]
The young man, Nezha, and the others all looked at each other with gratitude: "Time Chicken, thank you!"
"Go to sleep! We're leaving first thing tomorrow morning. It's a long way." Time Chicken's face was covered in sweat, and he was starting to feel guilty.
If the young man could see Time Chicken's face, he would surely notice that Time Chicken, facing their gratitude, had a face full of guilt and remorse.
"Time Chicken said: Look, we put the blame on the young man, and he still has to thank us! He's been completely fooled."
"Hahahaha... Time Chicken's guilty little eyes and actions. I even suspect he'll wake up in the middle of the night and slap himself, saying, 'I'm really not human.'"
Luckily, the young men didn't know the truth, otherwise they would have turned the Time Chicken into a shredded chicken and torn it to pieces long ago.
The scene shifts to nighttime. Everyone is asleep. Time Chicken is still drawing a map with paper and pen, while the young man gazes at the starry sky, reminiscing about how he used to watch movies and dream of becoming a hero.
"Aren't you doing pretty well now? You even have the energy to make sarcastic remarks." Time Chicken glanced at the young man slightly while drawing the map.
The young man looked at his hands, his voice filled with dejection: "Yeah, now I have the power, and I've destroyed the world... twice!"
"I don't dare use this ability in battle right now. I'm afraid that if..." The young man was filled with fear, worried that his sarcastic energy might accidentally get out of control and cause another irreparable disaster.
“Actually… this time… uh!” Time Chicken was about to say something, but then turned back guiltily, “It’s nothing. As long as we find Little King Kong, your problem will be solved.”
The young man realized he'd been talking about himself for so long: "Speaking of which, Time Chicken, is there anything you've done wrong that you'd like to correct?"
[The Time Chicken paused abruptly upon hearing this, then broke out in a cold sweat. It glanced guiltily at the young man before quickly saying, "I'm just thankful I don't get my wages docked. Go to sleep! Don't disturb my map-drawing."]
"This guy's starting to feel guilty again... The former Southern God of Lay is still obsessed with his salary. How afraid are you of getting your pay docked?"
"Time Chicken, don't even think about it! If I were Little King Kong, it would be fine if this could be salvaged! But if not... well, you'll be living under a bridge."
Everyone found Time Chicken's guilty look both funny and helpless; as the manager, he was actually shifting all the blame onto others!
Given Little King Kong's personality, he can forget about Time Chicken's salary; he might even get a beating.
Meanwhile, the Queen Witch, holding a flyer, arrived at the base of the King of the Netherworld, where a densely packed group of strangely shaped people had gathered...
"Your Majesty, why did we come here? It's a chaotic mess, and everyone seems to be a bad person."
The Queen Witch scoffed, "What's there to be afraid of? We're bad people too."
"Haha, this empress is quite self-aware; she understands her own position very well."
"I think she makes a lot of sense! They're all bad people, why should I be afraid of them? Who's afraid of whom?"
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