Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

How did this guy in the middle of nowhere manage to hand out flyers? He managed to gather so many people in such a short time. Did he do flyer distribution part-time during the summer vacation? He seems quite experienced.

Looking at the hastily scribbled flyer in his hand, he asked with a puzzled expression, "Don't you find it strange? We were brought to this inexplicable world by a strange blue magic circle!"

"The invitation says the answers can be found here. And these people don't seem like ordinary bad guys!"

As the Queen witch looked around, she noticed that some of the people inside looked like vampires and were speaking a language she couldn't understand.

[And there was an old bull, clutching an arrow, raging: "Who sent the letter? Come out and explain to this old bull!"]

There was even a thug with a rooster-comb hairstyle, an arrow stuck in his hair, holding a supermarket discount flyer and fuming, shouting, "Who ambushed me? Get out here right now! Why did you shoot me with an arrow?"

[The Queen Witch, watching from the sidelines, muttered, "Hey, hey, this guy looks like just an ordinary thug. Seeing a doctor is more important than this, he has absolutely nothing to do with this place anymore! How did you even find your way here?"]

"I never thought even the Queen Witch would become the one making sarcastic remarks, but what she said makes so much sense... This rascal should probably stop slacking off and see a doctor first, hey!! He still has an arrow stuck in his head!"

"How did this thug find his way here using just a supermarket discount flyer...?! You're amazing."

Everyone stared in utter disbelief. With skills like that, why be a hoodlum?! He should just work for a map company; he could find the base camp even with supermarket discount orders. Even Gaode Maps isn't as accurate as him. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

And you thug boss... is this the time to be looking for the killer?! Go get that arrow wound on your head treated! Or are you immortal? Are you that careless?

The anonymous person in the world of "100,000 Cold Jokes" looked at the Queen Witch and silently complained: "Why not just give her the吐槽 (tu cao, meaning吐槽, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or witty remarks) energy device? She'll be full of吐槽 energy in no time."

Why are you, a villain, trying to steal my job?! Don't you know my purpose in life is to provide comedic relief?!

"Welcome to my spaceship, bad guys from different times and spaces!" At this moment, the spotlight shone on, and the King of the Netherworld, holding his speech, slowly appeared in the center of the stage.

"I presume you have all received my letter. Your presence here is due to a disruption in spacetime!"

"I've gathered you all here to give you a chance to become my subordinates, the King of the Goat's Nest."

But the thugs below weren't pushovers either. They started whispering among themselves, saying they'd never heard of it. One of the thugs even blurted out, "What kind of king is this, living in some godforsaken place? If you want me to be your underling, where do you work?"

"Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking!!" A fireball erupted from the mouth of the Bird King, and the entire row of people vanished, leaving only the thugs trembling in fear.

"I understand the logic... but why is it that the one who complained got away with it, while the one who didn't say anything was wiped out by you?"

"I could tell at a glance that this thug's strength was absolutely top-notch!! Didn't you see that after that shot, everyone else disappeared, but he was still alive and well?"

No wonder they found this place using discount flyers; they're really something!

Seeing that this act of making an example of someone had silenced them, the King of the Bird's Dental Crate began his speech: "Some people succumb to beauty, some to power, and some to money!"

"Rather than this, you should submit to me, who is about to become the king of the universe. I will insist on chaos with you. In chaos, only power matters."

“That…sounds pretty reasonable,” the thug said, raising his hands and cheering, his body behaving like a madman: “Birds…birds don’t poop!! Birds don’t poop!!”

[With the small-time hoodlum's lead, the whole crowd started cheering, looking like they wanted to follow the boss.]

"Where did this king of the godforsaken learn these words? He talks nonsense with a straight face, and they are the essential quotes for villains."

"This thug is quite perceptive; his ability to change his tune is no less than Little King Kong's!"

So they're going to submit to me, the one who'll become the king of the universe?! Making empty promises, anyone can do that! When you're out in the world, you have to fabricate your own identity, and the thing is, these people actually believed it… Could this thug be a shill hired by the king of the backwaters?!

[The King of the Bird-Turtle, watching this scene, slightly turned his head and said smugly, "What a bunch of idiots! I made up all that stuff in less than ten minutes."]

"Some people actually believe that. Do bad guys always have to conquer the world? How ridiculous... I just want them to work for me so I can get revenge. It's that simple, hahaha!"

"Buzz—"

However, a piercing buzzing sound came from the microphone, reminding the "Bird-in-the-Wild King" that he hadn't turned off the microphone. The entire room fell silent, then everyone snorted and turned to leave!

"Haha... Next time, remember to turn off your microphone when you're speaking your mind, or you'll end up just as embarrassed as him."

Seeing this, everyone burst into laughter. Some things are better left unsaid; it's better to keep them to yourself.

"Hey...!" The king of the backwater called out to them with dead fish eyes, looking like he didn't care what happened, as if he had completely given up.

"Huh?!" The group, who had been called, turned around and saw that the King of the Netherworld was wearing sunglasses and flashing a flashlight at them.

Seeing the flash of light, everyone's eyes were filled with confusion. Then, the King of the Netherworld, expressionless, picked up the prepared manuscript and began to read aloud, repeating: "Become my subordinates..."

"Your first task is to find these two guys." Looking at the crowd cheering again, the Bird-in-the-Wild King handed them the sketch he had drawn. The entire scene immediately fell silent once more.

"Ah... what is this picture?! What is it?! Who could possibly recognize what it is?!" The Queen Witch was initially startled upon seeing it! Then she was speechless. Who could possibly recognize those two stick figures?

"Isn't that the person whose head was glowing before?!" The old witch next to her recognized him immediately.

"Isn't this the black-clad man's memory eraser?! With this, why bother with a speech? Just go for it!"

This guy is hilarious! He can't even memorize his own speech, which only has a few sentences... and he actually has to read it from the script!

"This is the first time I've ever seen such a perfunctory speech... a completely emotionless reading. And that 'King of the Netherworld' is truly a soul painter; his works are full of abstraction!"

"Even a ghost would probably say if it saw this: Don't drag me into this bragging, I wouldn't recognize you either."

"That old witch must be an elderly artist, otherwise how could she create such abstract works? You can tell at a glance what she's painting!"

The people from other worlds stared at the enigmatic drawing, filled with bewilderment. Were we out of touch with the times?! How did she manage to recognize what it was at a glance?

Aren't these just two stick figures?! They're practically soul painters—one dares to draw them, and the other dares to recognize them. How can anyone recognize these...?

Chapter 229 I, General Li of Chentang Pass, know more than just one move!

"Perhaps that's all you'll find," the Queen said, leaping from the crowd onto her beloved broom and flying directly to the King of the Netherworld.

"Because I've already buried that person in a pile of dilapidated houses."

The King of the Netherworld looked at the witch floating before him and couldn't help but praise, "You've got some skills! Are you sure?"

The Empress, hands on her hips, said confidently, "Even if I'm not sure, I have other methods."

"Snap!!" The Queen snapped her fingers, and a mirror, shimmering with starlight, appeared before her. "Here, this is my magic mirror. It allows you to see anyone—whoever you wish to see."

"Magic mirror, magic mirror!"

As she called out, a magic mirror with a golden apple pattern behind her began to operate, displaying a series of English letters, just like a computer's boot screen.

"Um... the system is too old, it's a bit laggy." The Queen turned to the King, who lived in the middle of nowhere, somewhat embarrassed.

[As a spinning symbol appeared on the magic mirror, it finally opened with a hum, displaying a series of text.]

"Your startup time was 5 minutes and 17 seconds, surpassing 17% of all Magic Mirrors nationwide."

"…!? What a retro boot screen! It really brings back memories."

"Why does the Magic Mirror's interface turn into a computer?! And it's even an Apple fan! Should I say you're advanced or outdated? This is so unlike a witch's...!"

The people from other worlds were speechless upon seeing this, then their faces darkened. This five-minute boot time was enough to beat 17% of the nation's Magic Mirrors! How laggy are your kingdom's Magic Mirrors?!

"Upgrade your child's computer... Look how laggy it is, it looks like it's going to crash at the drop of a hat! You'd be heartbroken."

"With this boot speed, it'll probably lag even when playing a simple game like Connect Four. Are you sure it can really help you find that young man's location?!"

Everyone was finding it hard to look at. Instead of spending that extra money on an LV broom, they should have spent it upgrading the Magic Mirror! It was simply unbearable to watch…

Super God Academy: Heroes of the World

"Is this the magic mirror from fairy tales on Earth? This processing speed is so slow, I can't even use it as a mirror without getting in my way." Liang Bing cursed as she looked at the spinning loading icon on the magic mirror, feeling like her obsessive-compulsive disorder was about to kick in.

In this world where computing speed determines everything, if this broken mirror dared to appear in front of her, she would smash it in a heartbeat; it was just too annoying to look at.

"Yeah." A pale, frowning face appeared on the magic mirror, as if someone owed him money.

[The King of the Netherworld suddenly grabbed the Magic Mirror: "Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me, where is the Time Chicken now?!"]

“O.K…Wherever,” the Magic Mirror replied, and then Time Chicken and the others appeared in the mirror.

"Damn...it actually finds people, and this magic mirror is even in English! This queen is truly a fan of Apple; it's so damn advanced!"

Suddenly, everyone realized that the magic mirror's abilities were actually quite good! Aside from a slight lag during startup, its functions were pretty useful, and it even had voice control. It was incredibly easy to use, at least usable as a basic mobile phone for the elderly.

[The magic mirror showed Time Chicken and the others, dressed in robes, splitting into three groups and setting off along their respective routes.]

[The King of the Birds, looking at the Time Chicken and the young man in the Magic Mirror, muttered in a low voice, "How persistent! Still thinking about saving the world. Even better, two enemies have actually teamed up; this way we can enjoy double the fun!!"]

Then the King of the Bird-like Land turned to the Queen behind him and instructed, "The other four are yours, and I'll take care of this chicken and the person. You're in charge of the group below the stage."

After giving his orders, the king left. The queen, looking at her many subordinates below, laughed heartily: "Hahaha, all of you, set off! Capture Snow White!! Turn Pinocchio into a broom!"

"Um... what about the other group?" the thug asked cautiously.

"That group is yours now. The rest of you, go after Snow White!" Then everyone scattered and left, leaving only the Magic Mirror standing there, dumbfounded.

The magic mirror that was left behind immediately started cursing: "You little brat... you didn't turn it off again."

"Hahaha... I didn't expect this magic mirror to not only speak English, but also be from Northeast China, and even swear in Northeast dialect."

This magic mirror is so user-friendly! By the way, how do you turn it off, bro?! You didn't show where the power button is. Is it voice-activated too?

"What deep-seated grudge does the Queen have against Snow White?! Why send so many people just to capture Snow White, while leaving a scoundrel to chase after Li Jing and Nezha?!"

Everyone chuckled silently at this seemingly reasonable arrangement: the King of the Netherworld went after the Time Machine and the Young Man! The Queen led the rest of the group to chase after Snow White and Pinocchio.

And what about this lone thug?! He's actually going to chase after Li Jing and Nezha all by himself?! Are you kidding me?!

Good grief, this strongest team is being chased by just one thug? Isn't that blatant bullying? If you want him dead, just say so... at least give them some manpower!

Once upon a time, there was a world of Spirit Sword Mountain.

"Holy crap!! What kind of thug is this? So awesome, he even dared to try and scam Li Jing and Nezha, the father-son duo?!" Even Wang Wu, who is known for her lack of morals, was dumbfounded and expressed her admiration for this thug.

If you have the ability to challenge this team, why bother being a petty thug? You could just go out on your own and establish your own territory. Why would you need someone else as your underling?

[The scene shifts, and the Pinocchio duo, holding a map, smile happily as they look at the cubes surrounded by a huge maze: "Finally found it, the cube maze!"]

"Snow White and Rotten Wood, we've finally caught up with you!" The Queen Witch floated in the air on her broomstick, looking down at the two below.